So this guy comes into the gym with his girlfriend all the time, they're probably both around 20 years old, and he's a little overweight but his gf is in great shape. Like a 5/10 in the face but has a really good body. Always wearing tight shorts that show her petite ass and the guy always wears oversized graphic t-shirts with shorts that don't match - just looks like a total goofball. It's obvious that she got into fitness and wants him to get into fitness as well, for example she will do squats with great form, like 95lbs and he will go after her and she's instructing him and shit and he's also doing the same weight but half repping and just looks like a goof ball. looks miserable all the time like he doesn't want to be there.
So anyways a few days ago she's at the water fountain by herself and I walk up next to her, take a sip and ask if she's a personal trainer (knowing full well she's not) and of course she just explains that she's there with her boyfriend trying to get him into fitness yada yada and I'm all acting "aww that's so cool!" and and how good of a hobby it is blah blah but I introduce myself and get her name - seed planted.
So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
fake and gay as hell but if you've not actually slept with her yet you've not cucked this guy at all
>fat slob sits at home and waits for his sweaty gym gf to come back and give him sloppy toppy >gymcel goes home after gym and tells stories anonymously about his day at the gym
So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
The CIA rapist that follows me around used a sewer drone to poison my tap water. The CIA paid him to do it, and they gave him the drone and the poison that he used.
Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.
>be me >doing conjugate at gym >no speciality bars at the commercial gym so carry my football bar and ssb around the gym with my to each station >walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill >going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow >want to encourage him >start to press up on the speed and incline >he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please" >I say "use your words chubs. Please what?" >he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard >at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill >a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened >I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies >he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me >I say I came over to try and help him >PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership >also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall
>@ gym >3:30 full of high school gen Alpha >tfw baby lifts first 1pl8 bench >haha kek dyels >my superior Gen Z bench mogs their shaky arms on 105 >easily bench 165 for more reps, hell just keep repping to mog >Gen Alpha smirking (wow hes strong wtf) >I look young for my age, they probably think I'm a senior (im 23) >set 2pl8 for the ultimate flex >oh shit my arms are too sore for this >Alpha bros swarm my bench to make sure i dont kill myself >my evil intentions thwarted and replaced with brotherhood
those guys were alright for dyels.
>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit >in walks one other person in lockerroom >yup dyel asian >take fake arm cast out of my locker >put fake cast on arm >go to stall to activate bankai >hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom >tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe >he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing >he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before >after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker >"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."
Guess I'll ask this here not sure where else to go to.
So I go to LA fitness for the sole purpose it is walking distance from my work. I've trained there for about 2 years now. Roughly 3 months ago I was doing squats in the squat rack and made eye contact with this guy. Didnt think anything of it, until he is right in front of me while I am finishing my set. Mind you I still have the bar on my back and he asks loudly "If I have a fricking problem". I say "Ughh no" He then asks what the frick am I looking at then. I just laughed and said "What" he continued to get in my face, and I got upset and told him to frick off and get out of my face. Quickly a employee of the gym stops the confrontation and thats the end of it. People at the gym were like wtf is that guys problem yada yada. One of his buddies later on comes up to me and sort of apologies for how his friend acted and said he has issues and that he is 16. Mind you he is about 5'8 and thick. Like probably around 225 pound a lot of muscle. I honestly thought he was around my age or maybe a few years younger. So I just told his friend dont worry about it, its not a big deal. Well today I went to the gym and he was there with his chronies. I noticed him staring at me multiple times, but just ignored him. On my way out of the locker room, he happened to pass by with his chronies, obviously was staring me down, I just smiled and as I passed by he says "bitch" and does one of those pro wrestling "Wooo's" Honestly I hate to say it, but he drives me nuts, in my younger days I would of done something, however I have a great job and a lot of other reasons why I dont smash his face with a brick. Any advice for this butthole?
>be me
>go to the gym
>call some zoomer a batty man
>mog a twink
>leave
>the fake natty gym chad started talking to my gym crush
>gym bully threw a 45 lb. weight plate at my head while I was doing thrusters again
Yes, but it wasn't a bully. A bully is a child's problem. These are Satanists.
Do these guys think they're being profound? It do they know it's just schizoid rambling on the other side of the screen?
Is it paranoia or Asperger's?
Actual gym bully story here
So this guy comes into the gym with his girlfriend all the time, they're probably both around 20 years old, and he's a little overweight but his gf is in great shape. Like a 5/10 in the face but has a really good body. Always wearing tight shorts that show her petite ass and the guy always wears oversized graphic t-shirts with shorts that don't match - just looks like a total goofball. It's obvious that she got into fitness and wants him to get into fitness as well, for example she will do squats with great form, like 95lbs and he will go after her and she's instructing him and shit and he's also doing the same weight but half repping and just looks like a goof ball. looks miserable all the time like he doesn't want to be there.
So anyways a few days ago she's at the water fountain by herself and I walk up next to her, take a sip and ask if she's a personal trainer (knowing full well she's not) and of course she just explains that she's there with her boyfriend trying to get him into fitness yada yada and I'm all acting "aww that's so cool!" and and how good of a hobby it is blah blah but I introduce myself and get her name - seed planted.
Continued
So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
height, weight, bf, dick size?
6`6 285 9% 9 inches
I'm not reading all that but I'm glad you like your car. Have fun.
Why are you black?
based
fake and gay as hell but if you've not actually slept with her yet you've not cucked this guy at all
>fat slob sits at home and waits for his sweaty gym gf to come back and give him sloppy toppy
>gymcel goes home after gym and tells stories anonymously about his day at the gym
>girlfriend is flirting with other guys
>"IM NOT KEKED YET NOPE YOU GOTTA FRICK HER FIRST LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU IM NOT KEKED YET LA LA LA"
alright man, keep jerking off to your fanfiction
And you keep coping like this shit doesn't happen in real life, incel
based beyond belief
You posted it twice. Kinda cringe
The CIA rapist that follows me around used a sewer drone to poison my tap water. The CIA paid him to do it, and they gave him the drone and the poison that he used.
>be me
>go to gym
>see dyel with an aerial drone
>grab their water bottle and use their drone to fly it around the gym
I broke my gym bully's legs and the police are looking for me
made me snicker, heres a (You)
Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.
>be me
>doing conjugate at gym
>no speciality bars at the commercial gym so carry my football bar and ssb around the gym with my to each station
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall
devilish
What?
How is you doing conjugate and carrying your own bars relevant to the story?
>@ gym
>3:30 full of high school gen Alpha
>tfw baby lifts first 1pl8 bench
>haha kek dyels
>my superior Gen Z bench mogs their shaky arms on 105
>easily bench 165 for more reps, hell just keep repping to mog
>Gen Alpha smirking (wow hes strong wtf)
>I look young for my age, they probably think I'm a senior (im 23)
>set 2pl8 for the ultimate flex
>oh shit my arms are too sore for this
>Alpha bros swarm my bench to make sure i dont kill myself
>my evil intentions thwarted and replaced with brotherhood
those guys were alright for dyels.
you should feel embarassed
>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."
Guess I'll ask this here not sure where else to go to.
So I go to LA fitness for the sole purpose it is walking distance from my work. I've trained there for about 2 years now. Roughly 3 months ago I was doing squats in the squat rack and made eye contact with this guy. Didnt think anything of it, until he is right in front of me while I am finishing my set. Mind you I still have the bar on my back and he asks loudly "If I have a fricking problem". I say "Ughh no" He then asks what the frick am I looking at then. I just laughed and said "What" he continued to get in my face, and I got upset and told him to frick off and get out of my face. Quickly a employee of the gym stops the confrontation and thats the end of it. People at the gym were like wtf is that guys problem yada yada. One of his buddies later on comes up to me and sort of apologies for how his friend acted and said he has issues and that he is 16. Mind you he is about 5'8 and thick. Like probably around 225 pound a lot of muscle. I honestly thought he was around my age or maybe a few years younger. So I just told his friend dont worry about it, its not a big deal. Well today I went to the gym and he was there with his chronies. I noticed him staring at me multiple times, but just ignored him. On my way out of the locker room, he happened to pass by with his chronies, obviously was staring me down, I just smiled and as I passed by he says "bitch" and does one of those pro wrestling "Wooo's" Honestly I hate to say it, but he drives me nuts, in my younger days I would of done something, however I have a great job and a lot of other reasons why I dont smash his face with a brick. Any advice for this butthole?
hold eye contact until he chimps out, get him banned from the gym
>gym bully used his water bottle to drink my drone