What kind of regulars do you see at your gym? I have some interesting people where i go
the meth manlet
>some 5 feet dude running around the gym like he was spiked with enough caffeine to kill a horse
>does lifts in a goofy way using momentum, like in lat pulldown he jumps up and pulls the bar down with momentum and bodyweight
The homeless dude
>dresses like he lives on the corner
>lifts a ton
>always starts warming up on lowest weight and goes up one by one using every weight in the machine
The zoomer horde
>consist of 5-15 16 year olds
>shows up at 3pm
>claims the whole dumbbell rack and stays there on their phones
>lots of yelling and throwing weights
Someones grandmother
>walks around the gym
>never does any exercises
>stares at people and looks angry in general
>the of thot
Mystery meat slampig with an ass the size of a yoga ball. Wasn't sure what to make of her until her Gucci nig pulled up to the gym in a Jaguar. Dressed to a T of black fuccboi. Manlet too. My guess is he got the Jag for 30k and tries too hard to look successful
>ex bodybuilding gym milf
She's like 6ft and clearly looks like she lifted. She has started conversations with me, shown me pics of her prime, asked me to areas alone by ourselves, coincidentally bent over in front of me, and used very flirty voices around me. I would, be she is married with kids. So now I am confused and have quite literally said, "y-you too" over moronic shit. She says I'm making progress so there's that :DDD
>vegan skinhead
Short fat bald older guy that does nothing but cardio. Will talk my ear off to where I'm basically his therapist. Gives me nutrition advice despite saying I look like I lift yet he doesn't. Is vegan and shows me pics of his nasty sloppa. Only started talking to me after I shaved my head due to a minoxidil shedding. Is VERY uncomfortable around blacks, even the Nintendo black dudes.
>autismo maximus
Skinnyfat lanklet that sings and hums while lifting. His gym partner is a goober who wears jeans to the gym, has a ponytail, and a medallion type necklace. Both are dyel but talk like gym bros. I still remember when this kid took the dumbbells and started doing lunges outside up and down the sidewalk to the gym. Everyone stopped and looked very confused at each other when this happened. He is also a Christcuck known by his many Jesus shirts.
The sexy blonde 30 something year old that looks like a high elf from a videogame
Does just light lifts, very petite. I wish the woman I end up with looks as good as her at her age.
>The olmypic lifting, greasy hair and face, TRT 40 something "alpha male" who hangs around with old people a lot.
Does useless shit like front squats and snatch. Has to sniff salts or something between every set, chalk everywhere, grunting and invisible lats syndrome.
>Brocoli haired dyel
Lifting light weights, just starting out by the looks of it, looks a bit depressed
>Golem from Pokemon
Around 5ft10 built like a brick shithouse. Like one of those cows that get injected with roids, but is most likely natty and chatty. Great strength.
>Old sensei
Walks up to people and comments on their form or where they place weights and shit, nobody asked.
>The Autist
Works out in a T-shirt and jeans, then hits the boxing bag with the weakest, most pathetic punches. Doesn't even know how to throw one.
>The lanklet with unexpected strength
Tall guy, skinny as frick, but somehow can bench 2pl8t and squat 3pl8. Makes me wonder where his strength even comes from if he has 0 muscle mass and volume.
Also
>7ft tall Basketball playing Slender Woman
Literally skin and bones, tall as shit, her racking position from a squat rack is literally like 2 levels from the max possible one. Looks like a caricature, a mystic beast, a nordic giant.
I want to be Golem mode bros
>the 50 year old milf who looks like she is 30
I would destroy her
>the two gym varbies always filming content
At least they are quick to move off of equipment when they are done
>the local firefighters
Always extremely jacked and finishing up by doing 30 minutes on the stair climber
>the "curvy" woman who only does leg machines
She has a different Stanley cup every time I go
>the lonely fat frick
Oh wait thats me
Le prime Planet Fitness demographic
>Brand new gym bag, shaker cup, gloves, and belt
>wears shirts that say "training to beat goku" and "avenger in training"
>only uses machines and never increases weight
>after 2 months you never see him again
>roided bald 5'3" manlet who talks to everyone, does super series goku style and drops every fricking weight he touches as hard as he can
>50 something woman that tries to look like a 14 yo girl by lipo, surgery and cardio, drives an audi bought with her exes money and stares at everyone trying to engage into conversation. Probably ex goldigger
>heavy metal zoomer ugly wheyfu who only does functional stuff and is 14% bf even being natty and smells like socks and fish
>millenial fatso who does 2 hours of cardio in total but never loses weight
>ugly 40 something woman who runs on the threadmill for 2 hours everyday and looks at everyone like she hates her life
>3/10 on the face who overcompensated so hard at the gym she has a 9/10 body but shes so fricking unsufferable not even desperate guys wanna say good morning to her
>zoomer lanklets who weight 40kgs while being wet and spend 30 mins on tiktok between sets on the chest press machine
>landwhales who go one day to do triceps extensions and never ever come back
>the strong fat female midget/amazonian who overcompensated fricking hard the fact of being wide framed
>the tall skinny/fit probably german woman who looks like a LOTR elf who looks at everyone in terror
>the fatty ogre goblina who goes just one day, insists really hard to frick a gigachad staff member, gets rejected and never comes back
>female receptionists who never exercised and are composed by 40% silicone 50% botox 10% human
the guy that has been going for years, lifting the same weights and has made no visible progress in strength or definition. it's me. i'm the guy. about to head off to the gym and begin my public humiliation ritual.
I used to go to gym back in 2022. There was this one guy benching around 80-85kg and OHP 40kg.
I started going back to gym after completely stopping at the end of 2023. The guy is literally struggling with the same weight.
It was bizzare to see. I had all this regret of stopping and wondering why I quit, why I got lazy as soon as I got a gf and moved in with her, but seeing him, I felt even worse for him. Almost 2 fricking years and 0 gains.
>the 40something bald guy on T
he does nothing but make a ton of noise while smacking the punching bag and does 50lbs on the arm curl machine. talks to everyone and gives weird advice to people about their personal lives.
>the elderly woman who only does abs and cardio
she seems nice
>Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing
gives advice while looking like a complete dyel
>guy who actually gives good advice
tells you about ways to modify exercises to hit different muscle groups
>the guy who lifts the same weights and expects different muscles
seriously has this guy ever heard of progressive overload?
>The 40 year old MILF who always shows up with her jailbait daughter
>Always workout side by side
>MILF wears tight spandex, daughter wears baggy pump covers with spandex underneath
>MILF will chat with anyone walking by while her daughter is doing her reps
>"Can you spot us?"
>"Hey check my daughter's form"
Are you sure you are not mixing your memories with some porn video?
Do you ever wonder what your dog thinks when he sees you sitting in the corner for 14 hours every day staring at the wall he must think you are insane
Do people here regularly talk to people at the gym? I go to a big chain gym in Britain and the only conversation I've had is with some black guy who kept telling me how disgusted he was by a troony.
The roided manlet lawyer who drives a Lamborghini with his name and law firm stickered on the hood with a roided gf and he tries to start a fight if you try talking to him
>thots
>6 ft 4 or taller gigachads on roids with tattoos
>broccoli hair dyel zoomers
>elderly people
>hordes of pajeets or muslims
>college aged asian couple
>fat older guy or girl just tryin lose a few lbs and failing
>the crossfitters who look vegan and are in their 60s
>the guy who looks like John Meadows (RIP)
>the guy who looks like Derek from MPMD and talks like him and always talks to me or stares at me and does cold approaches - hes chill but bit awkward
>guy who looks like Martyn Ford/Nightmare
>crackheads
>girls spamming glutes who are usually annorexic, have a lot of tattoos, often glasses and sports bra and yoga pants - they are really nice and friendly to me
>the 30-40 year old wannabe alphas with tattoos who do crossfit and celebrity workout type shit who date or hit on the girls I mentioned above
>the rare BBC
Think I got em all.
>The potential schizo
Black guy who exercises for several hours and screams to himself intermittently throughout his workout
>The green pill
Natty guy in good shape who gives advice to DYELs (like me)
>The only child
Spends 80% of his time on a squat rack on his phone. Will do dumbell exercises on the squat rack.
>The imposter
A girl who through the use of shapewear creates a glamour that makes her look attractive out of the corner of your eye, but when you look you realize you've been deceived, but your attention has encouraged her charlatanism
>That troony that I fricked that later got mad at me and threatened to expose it to everyone at the gym so I had to switch gyms lol
How could you forget panty boy at my gym?
Not really a character, but the other day I saw a guy that was literally just skin and bones except for massive bulging delts
The homosexual
>sits in the gym judging and memorizing other people.
>posts about it on IST.
>no accomplishments of note.
>unremarkable body and average genetics.
>The bikini pair
Two young women dressed in black leggings or sweatpants and some bodybuilding team
t-shirt. No visible gains, mostly use cable or hack squat. Five minute breaks chit chatting between sets. Only exception to this is when their "coach" i.e. huge bald guy on roids is watching.
>Autistic teen guy
Very clearly high functioning autism. Spends most of the time in squat rack or lat pulldown. Never seem him do bench. No headphones or smartphone, just stares into ground in the middle of the sets.
There's this one guy who I call the gym dwarf. He's only 5' tall but is probably the strongest person in the gym, since I once saw him deadlift 6pl8. Used to have the beard to match the nickname but shaved it off, and like you'd expect he has no chin.
>Shadow
Big, beefy dude I always see in a lifting top. Black as coal.
>Lost Surfer
Tan guy with long surfer hair and minor beard scruff. Always wears a sleeveless Jesus shirt. "Lost" because this isn't Cali or Hawaii, it's Minnesota.
>Malcolm X
Black-arab looking guy who looks like he belongs in a university instead of a weight room.
I used to go my local 24 hour gym in 1-3 layers of hoodies and sweats with a wool hat and oxygen depravation mask for when I'd do cardio. My friend's dad saw me (didn't know who I was as we'd neve met) and told his son about me, calling me Bane. Said I was a big guy.
>The totally natty varbie
Was the most shreded chick I ever saw. Always lifted dogshit weights and if you heard her speak she sounded like a MtF troony. Died because of "Body overload"
>Manlet autistic Viking
Guy is not even 5ft. Blonde hair and beard. Always makes weird sounds when pushing large weights. Actually a cool dude he is just having fun and doesn't care
>The green lantern
Guy wore nothing but green. Hoddie, headphones, watch, swaetpants, shaker, gymbag and car. You do you man
>17 year old giga stacy
6ft, kinda funy looking face (kinda too small for her head), Tiny waist, DD breasts and a perfect ass. Way too many guys were staring and I think someone must have creeped her out because she switched gyms
>Thot wannabe
Chubby b***h wearing way too much makeup. Would try to talk to any guy. Would not leave you alone unless you pretty much told her to frick off. When she did excersize she would do thot stretches in front of a mirror
>The Zoomer Jin-Jang
First dude is a half-manlet. Looks pretty big...weak as frick. Can't bench 70kg for reps.
Second dude is way over 6ft. Looks like he could fit through prison bars from the side and he has super narrow shoulders...motherfricker casually walked up and benched 100kg for reps
Both have brocolli hair
>The pedroider
Invisible lat syndrome dude who is so obviously on the roids it isn't even funny. Face is fricked up from all the acne. Dates a chick that is is super tiny and way too fricking young
>The Boomer locker
You know those bar locks that lie everywhere in every gym? ours has a shrotage because they buy cheap plastic ones. He always takes a pair to use on....smith machine bench press. Also was once curling standing up so I asked if I could use the curl stand and if he would mind just putting his on the ground. Went on a 15 minute rant that felt like I has a stroke
There are others
The Indio Squad
>a bunch of guatemalan hobbits that all clearly live in the area and know each other casually
>not a single one taller than 5ft
Ronaldo
>another indio but taller than the others and middle aged
>always wears a christiano ronaldo jersey and gloves to work out
>super nice
SEAmonkey zoomers
>herd of SEAmonkey zoomers, very annoying, hog dumbbells
SEAmonkey temptress
>shows up with her SEAmonkey bf
>has an incredible face and body, muscular legs and juicy ass, face like the girl from Shogun but darker
>always bending over in view
Tourettes schizo
>bald middle-aged guy that randomly scream-sings snippets of song lyrics completely off-key
>everyone in the area turns their back to him to stifle laughter and hide smiles every time he does
Manlet Fabio
>long hair chadlet with sick fizeek, been aping his routine and the specific way he does some exercises ngl
>tried speaking to him once and he has a completely unintelligible hillbilly accent
Doomguy
>square-headed short jacked guy, looks ex-military
>clearly lifts but I've never seen him do it
>only ever see him on the treadmill running at insane speeds for inhuman amounts of time