Gym girl "offers" me chalk

>at gym
>Doing deadlift with gym bro
>Girl I know doing hip thrusts just across
>Doing sets as usual
>About to go for 260kg
>"Hey anon!!!"
>Gym girl gets up from hip thrusts and comes over
>"I just put some chalk on my hands and I put wayyyyyy too much"
>She holds her hands out and put her palms just under my chest
>"You can scrape off some of the excess if you want"
>Whatthefrick.jpeg
>I decline and say I got my own
>She goes back to doing hip thrusts
>Me and my gym bro just look at eachother about how fricking weird that was

Just two weeks prior this girl was giving me the death stare and now she pulls this weird shit

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not everyday a girl spills her spaghettis, well played anon. You've made it.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death stare unironically means that she is attracted to you. I've seen it too many times on tiktok, they post a video where they give death stare as their "shooting their shot" when they see their gym crush and when its a random dude they smile etc. And this last episode she was desperate enough to actually give her best effort.

    Hope she was ugly at least because you definitely butchered your chance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro are you autistic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No but you probably are if you are unable to understand what I just wrote

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's right THOUGH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I notice girls don't break eye contact at all for some fricking reason. It's crazy. Girls nowadays I've seen either
      >immediately look down and away
      or
      >stare you down till one of you look away
      I am too virgin and broken at 31 to even understand what it means but I can see it happening.
      >talking to gym crush
      >she never smiles in the gym
      >immediately notice when we talk she's smiling nonstop and will immediately look me in the eyes then smile at the floor while we talk
      Then I see at a different gym
      >diff gym but see a super cute girl across the gym
      >notice as I'm stretching she is looking my way and we lock eyes
      >she never breaks eye contact and neither do it
      >say frick it and go start walking to her
      >never breaks eye contact with me as I walk up to her and say hey
      >hey
      >make up some bullshit lie about how i'm 'new,' to the city and the gym, thought she was cute and was wondering if she was busy later as I'm sure there's a starbuck's around
      >FINALLY she breaks eye contact and laughs at the ground

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How tall and fit are you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've seen it too many times on tiktok
      TZE
      Total Zoomer Eradication

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, I'm handsome and some girls death stare me. I always took it like they know they have no chance with me so they are resentful. Kinda like how incels get depressed and angry when they see super hot girls, some incels even try to totally ignore hot girls to not give them the satisfaction of attention out of spite and resentment.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    That girl

    Anaon help I'm stuck!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And then what? Don't tell me the story ends there you moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then he repped the 260kg. Happy ending.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey man, you wanna build some muscle man, well... do ya?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she's doing hip thrusts
    >HIP Thrusts
    >She puts chalk on her hands
    >And then comes over to say you scrap some off if you want

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now anon are you OK?
      now anon are you OK?
      are you OK anon?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could be having sex with her but instead you're posting about it on IST
    >deathstare
    you know girls look at you with hatred and revolt when they just want to be torn up by you? like they are in pain cause of their horniness? never experienced that? that's what that is
    just gotta learn how to capitalize on it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you know girls look at you with hatred and revolt when they just want to be torn up by you?
      Man zoomers are moronic.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    I ignore women

    >using chalk for hip thrusts
    fake and gay. women are moronic but not that moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but women are in fact that moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        I ignore women

        I know, I was just coping for a crumb of hopium, but you couldn’t just let me have that huh?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i have my own
    lmao, if you put chalk on your hands, you're not a man. you're an effete homosexual who's just playing around.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > t. sub 4 plate deadlift

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most loving thing you can do is share your bed.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she flirting with me bros?
    >1/2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had a similar experience on tinder once. Don't think I have the screenshot anymore
      >Talking to this black girl
      >Eventually ask her if she wants to chill at my
      >She's says "That she's actually just on here "looking for friends ""
      >I tell her "No worries, Hope you find what your looking for. Have a good one"
      >Next thing I know I get several paragraphs worth of messages saying how much of a dirtbag I am for just wanting sex
      >Some other bullshit I can't quite remember
      >But the one thing that was even funnier
      >She said "my bio says Looking for friends so I don't know why you would even match with me"
      >I just responded with "My bio says "short term fun" and you matched with me too
      >My phone then vibrated with several more messages. But when I went to check what they were, I was already unmatched

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you do after you ask a girl to sit on your face? You just start hooking up and at some point she sits on your face and you just kind of lie under her and lick her pussy for a bit? Then what? You finish fricking or you just end it there? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds moronic? Why not just say you want to frick, why make licking her pussy in this specific, uncomfortable way the main event? It just sounds like something a 15 year old say to pretend to their friends that they know what sex is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it conveys to the woman that you are interested in more than just your own pleasure
          please dial down your autism a bit, sir.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sex is already mutual pleasure, that's the whole point. Are you saying it doesn't actually end with her sitting on your face, it's just a thing you say to let her know your a little sissy pleasure boy?
            >please dial down your autism a bit, sir.
            No.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mutual pleasure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats on bagging Liz bro, clearly a fat fricking red haired cat lady. Amazing work.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6MoX3mC.jpg

      It’s not as bad as it sounds, right bros? I think she’s playing hard to get
      >2/2

      This is so obviously written by a man it's not even funny. No woman writes like this, not even the mentally unstable ones.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even the mentally unstable ones.
        They do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m the poster who posted that. Why would you say it’s so obviously written by a man? I’ve slept with LOTS of women, and casually texted or chatted with lots more and that was a total first for me.

        First off, I don’t even know you, don’t make threats to me. The rest is 100% what she replied with. You think I could honestly make up something that moronic and nonsensical?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but this is very obviously curated rage bait, almost in the exact perfect order to make 19 year old virgins seethe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes reality is more of a trip than fiction. You’re just terminally online and overly cynical. Although to be fair, had it not happened to me I probably wouldn’t believe it either. I sent it to a bunch of friends, here’s proofs. This would be an awful lot of commitment to an inconsequential lie

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is Pamela hot?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >try hinge

              Unfortunately it's the same shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6MoX3mC.jpg

      It’s not as bad as it sounds, right bros? I think she’s playing hard to get
      >2/2

      Yes she is a bit crazy but your comment was uncalled for.

      Stooping to that is a b***h move — you manifested the drama. All you should have said is OK, no worries. Best to you!

      you would have got the same response, yes, but your hands would be clean. You're probably just young so I won't fault you too much, but something clearly bruised your ego here and you let it show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re so off base here, I just didn’t appreciate being threatened. It was a manipulative statement to try to scare me into giving her attention.

        Frick that lol. So I baited her to get a look at the real person I was talking to. There’s no bruised ego here, just a bullet dodged and there were a few red flags earlier in the Convo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok fair enough. But farming drama is still womanly behavior. Just move on brother.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not as bad as it sounds, right bros? I think she’s playing hard to get
    >2/2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask for nudes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agree with
        [...]
        Ask for the nudes. If she hasn't blocked your number it could spin her up into another rant.

        Not looking good.. I knew she would take the bait, but that was way crazier than I expected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with

      Ask for nudes

      Ask for the nudes. If she hasn't blocked your number it could spin her up into another rant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets called unstable
      >proceeds to prove anons point
      >somehow mentions TikTok followers as if that makes her seem mentally normal
      Many such cases. Her brain is fried. You should just respond with “k” or “so no nudes?” I’ve found that pisses off women the most

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should definitely have sex with her but don’t go any further than that and don’t let her know any of your personal info. Prepare to get a new gym too. Might seem like a hassle but a crazy broad on a 3 year dry spell would be pretty amazing albeit risky.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not worth it. I’ve been with tons of women and this is a first for me.. I could sense it simmering beneath the surface during small talk, which had started about three hours prior to that tirade
        >I have chemistry at 6 and I have school work to do, I’ll text you later
        Unhinged behavior, even for people on this website. It’s bad enough she has my phone number; the tiktok part was because I mentioned how much I hate social media hence why I have none and then asked her what she did for work and she said she was a TikTok streamer which is a weird way to say “unemployed”

        >gets called unstable
        >proceeds to prove anons point
        >somehow mentions TikTok followers as if that makes her seem mentally normal
        Many such cases. Her brain is fried. You should just respond with “k” or “so no nudes?” I’ve found that pisses off women the most

        That’s what I did, no dice bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A guy i know fricked a crazy and she still stalks him more than 10 years later. Not a funny haha kind of stalking. Like a bomb your phone, sign you up for mailing lists and other creepy but annoying inconveniences.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like casual sex isn't real

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not for (you), maybe

              Ok fair enough. But farming drama is still womanly behavior. Just move on brother.

              Eh. Worth it

              Is Pamela hot?

              She’s attractive, yeah

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humans get attached to people they have sex with. It's built into our biology. Pretending otherwise is the path to misery.

                He put his dick in her once, Black person. Let this be a cautionary tale for you, my child.

                I'm not denying that that girl was crazy. But the idea of fricking someone and then walking away and expecting no consequences is moronic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you discuss the terms of the arrangement beforehand and make your intentions known, and are both on the same page, it’s usually fine. Also you’ve got to use your judgment a little which can be hard if you’re horny and really want to smash

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He put his dick in her once, Black person. Let this be a cautionary tale for you, my child.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My emotional intelligence is way too high and I would destroy you
      I audibly laughed. Imagine typing this with a straight face.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try to follow the train of thought, she’s very clearly mentally ill. I’d guess BPD, autism, and take your pick of one or more personality disorders (probably borderline, maybe narcissistic)

        She was like a 6/10. Even a 20/10 isn’t worth that level of crazy for a quick lay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to send shit like this to roastoids when I was on 6 drugs at once and had severe hemiplegic headaches and a cognitive and physical deficiency that one could not even imagine. I truly could not imagine anyone who is sober and physically healthy sending shit like this. Makes me cringe so fricking hard lmfao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Answer:
      >tl;dr

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "So we hooking up or what?"

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wanted to frick you, idiot. You've made it. You're skibidi gyat ohio HIM now. You're HIM! Congratulations!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick CARES

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holly hell, younger bros, I'm reading this shit and seriously cant believe how fricked in the head the younger females now are.
    I'm so fricking out of loop.
    >tfw 35 and married

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it seem that so many anons are doing extremely high weight lifts, yet almost nobody in the gym actually does?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the gym. I got to a private gym and spotted a 20yo who benched 177.5kg for a pause rep. A FRICKING PAUSE REP.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh…guys?

    I don't even know how to HAVE sex. I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin. I literally don't even know where the veganal hole is and just found out a few years ago women have TWO holes around that area not including the actual anus. Like serious, another hole (urethra) near the vegana that isn't the fricking anus? It was mind-blowing to me when I did some brief research (including studying simple picture diagrams of the anatomy of a vegana) and it's still mind-blowing to me today.

    I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes? Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vegana? Do you think she'd like that?

    Frick that, how do you even get to THAT point and even court a woman? Do I just scan the room I'm in and look for a woman giving me a very friendly smile and ask if she's sexually attracted to me? I don't have a car or a home that I can just bring her to (I live with my grandmother who's a hoarder and my room is also a mess), I can just ask her for me to take an Uber to her place or we can meet at a cheap motel somewhere right? I've never used an Uber before, but I may have to. Do you think she could pick me up and drop me back off after? Or maybe she picks me up and I get an Uber back home after?

    I was thinking about just chewing a few Bluechew to make sure I can actually get it up and keep it up because I'll probably be concerned about staying hard the entire time because of self consciousness when I try to actually have the sex (if that's even possible)

    I need help badly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i come back to this board after months and you’re still posting this, i’m impressed. here’s the (you) you crave

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It hasn't been posted in a couple months ironically, still rings true to this day however

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh-huh

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's still true.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gym girl

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl makes move on anon
    >anon doesn't realize she's making move, declines her move
    >anon goes home and jerk offs with his friend instead of fugging the gym cutie.

    cap : HH DJ

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i gave a girl a book recommendation via text and she said I forgot how to read can you read it to me?

    Did I say um thats weird, you can't read? No... I said of course I will.

    Kek she actually just walked up to me at the cafe as I was typing this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoa... we've got Mr. Big Dick Casanova over here!!!!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What she was communicating was the male equivalent of a guy say "I want to have sex with you" in terms of directness

    Maybe she was ugly, but there's really no excuse for being an autistic moron with the infinite amount of information out there even if you never go out in real life

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can people post real life stories instead of boring screenshots of text conversations with women they've never seen in person?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice anon, why shit where you eat. I had a gym worker give me her number and mention we should work out sometime. Why would I ruin my me time to workout with some girl id have to adjust my training around? No thanks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They say you shouldn't shit where you eat. But I'd say a good 2/3 of my family met their spouse through work
      >Hell. My Dad took 2 girls from work out on the same date
      >One of them being my Mother

      I've heard it's okay to shit where you eat. As long as you got the motherfricking balls to walk through the fire if it all goes breasts up

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in university a cute girl I knew offered my her half-eaten sandwich she had just bitten into, and I ate it.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wanted you to touch her hands! Next time you see her, just apologize for not getting the hint and ask her out. Say you’re super awkward or something lol.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these african americans have blue eyes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are honorary homieryans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're from africagartha

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once had two girls stare at me. They were not together but I noticed when I looked forward I could see them both individually looking at me. It was hot

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