>at gym
>Doing deadlift with gym bro
>Girl I know doing hip thrusts just across
>Doing sets as usual
>About to go for 260kg
>"Hey anon!!!"
>Gym girl gets up from hip thrusts and comes over
>"I just put some chalk on my hands and I put wayyyyyy too much"
>She holds her hands out and put her palms just under my chest
>"You can scrape off some of the excess if you want"
>Whatthefrick.jpeg
>I decline and say I got my own
>She goes back to doing hip thrusts
>Me and my gym bro just look at eachother about how fricking weird that was
Just two weeks prior this girl was giving me the death stare and now she pulls this weird shit
not everyday a girl spills her spaghettis, well played anon. You've made it.
Death stare unironically means that she is attracted to you. I've seen it too many times on tiktok, they post a video where they give death stare as their "shooting their shot" when they see their gym crush and when its a random dude they smile etc. And this last episode she was desperate enough to actually give her best effort.
Hope she was ugly at least because you definitely butchered your chance.
Bro are you autistic?
No but you probably are if you are unable to understand what I just wrote
he's right THOUGH
I notice girls don't break eye contact at all for some fricking reason. It's crazy. Girls nowadays I've seen either
>immediately look down and away
or
>stare you down till one of you look away
I am too virgin and broken at 31 to even understand what it means but I can see it happening.
>talking to gym crush
>she never smiles in the gym
>immediately notice when we talk she's smiling nonstop and will immediately look me in the eyes then smile at the floor while we talk
Then I see at a different gym
>diff gym but see a super cute girl across the gym
>notice as I'm stretching she is looking my way and we lock eyes
>she never breaks eye contact and neither do it
>say frick it and go start walking to her
>never breaks eye contact with me as I walk up to her and say hey
>hey
>make up some bullshit lie about how i'm 'new,' to the city and the gym, thought she was cute and was wondering if she was busy later as I'm sure there's a starbuck's around
>FINALLY she breaks eye contact and laughs at the ground
How tall and fit are you?
>I've seen it too many times on tiktok
TZE
Total Zoomer Eradication
This is true, I'm handsome and some girls death stare me. I always took it like they know they have no chance with me so they are resentful. Kinda like how incels get depressed and angry when they see super hot girls, some incels even try to totally ignore hot girls to not give them the satisfaction of attention out of spite and resentment.
Anaon help I'm stuck!
And then what? Don't tell me the story ends there you moron.
Then he repped the 260kg. Happy ending.
Hey man, you wanna build some muscle man, well... do ya?
>she's doing hip thrusts
>HIP Thrusts
>She puts chalk on her hands
>And then comes over to say you scrap some off if you want
now anon are you OK?
now anon are you OK?
are you OK anon?
you could be having sex with her but instead you're posting about it on IST
>deathstare
you know girls look at you with hatred and revolt when they just want to be torn up by you? like they are in pain cause of their horniness? never experienced that? that's what that is
just gotta learn how to capitalize on it
>you know girls look at you with hatred and revolt when they just want to be torn up by you?
Man zoomers are moronic.
>using chalk for hip thrusts
fake and gay. women are moronic but not that moronic.
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but women are in fact that moronic
I know, I was just coping for a crumb of hopium, but you couldn’t just let me have that huh?
>i have my own
lmao, if you put chalk on your hands, you're not a man. you're an effete homosexual who's just playing around.
> t. sub 4 plate deadlift
the most loving thing you can do is share your bed.
Is she flirting with me bros?
>1/2
Had a similar experience on tinder once. Don't think I have the screenshot anymore
>Talking to this black girl
>Eventually ask her if she wants to chill at my
>She's says "That she's actually just on here "looking for friends ""
>I tell her "No worries, Hope you find what your looking for. Have a good one"
>Next thing I know I get several paragraphs worth of messages saying how much of a dirtbag I am for just wanting sex
>Some other bullshit I can't quite remember
>But the one thing that was even funnier
>She said "my bio says Looking for friends so I don't know why you would even match with me"
>I just responded with "My bio says "short term fun" and you matched with me too
>My phone then vibrated with several more messages. But when I went to check what they were, I was already unmatched
What do you do after you ask a girl to sit on your face? You just start hooking up and at some point she sits on your face and you just kind of lie under her and lick her pussy for a bit? Then what? You finish fricking or you just end it there? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds moronic? Why not just say you want to frick, why make licking her pussy in this specific, uncomfortable way the main event? It just sounds like something a 15 year old say to pretend to their friends that they know what sex is.
it conveys to the woman that you are interested in more than just your own pleasure
please dial down your autism a bit, sir.
Sex is already mutual pleasure, that's the whole point. Are you saying it doesn't actually end with her sitting on your face, it's just a thing you say to let her know your a little sissy pleasure boy?
>please dial down your autism a bit, sir.
No.
>mutual pleasure
Congrats on bagging Liz bro, clearly a fat fricking red haired cat lady. Amazing work.
This is so obviously written by a man it's not even funny. No woman writes like this, not even the mentally unstable ones.
>even the mentally unstable ones.
They do
I’m the poster who posted that. Why would you say it’s so obviously written by a man? I’ve slept with LOTS of women, and casually texted or chatted with lots more and that was a total first for me.
First off, I don’t even know you, don’t make threats to me. The rest is 100% what she replied with. You think I could honestly make up something that moronic and nonsensical?
not that anon but this is very obviously curated rage bait, almost in the exact perfect order to make 19 year old virgins seethe
Sometimes reality is more of a trip than fiction. You’re just terminally online and overly cynical. Although to be fair, had it not happened to me I probably wouldn’t believe it either. I sent it to a bunch of friends, here’s proofs. This would be an awful lot of commitment to an inconsequential lie
Is Pamela hot?
>try hinge
Unfortunately it's the same shit
Yes she is a bit crazy but your comment was uncalled for.
Stooping to that is a b***h move — you manifested the drama. All you should have said is OK, no worries. Best to you!
you would have got the same response, yes, but your hands would be clean. You're probably just young so I won't fault you too much, but something clearly bruised your ego here and you let it show.
You’re so off base here, I just didn’t appreciate being threatened. It was a manipulative statement to try to scare me into giving her attention.
Frick that lol. So I baited her to get a look at the real person I was talking to. There’s no bruised ego here, just a bullet dodged and there were a few red flags earlier in the Convo.
Ok fair enough. But farming drama is still womanly behavior. Just move on brother.
It’s not as bad as it sounds, right bros? I think she’s playing hard to get
>2/2
Ask for nudes
Not looking good.. I knew she would take the bait, but that was way crazier than I expected
Agree with
Ask for the nudes. If she hasn't blocked your number it could spin her up into another rant.
>gets called unstable
>proceeds to prove anons point
>somehow mentions TikTok followers as if that makes her seem mentally normal
Many such cases. Her brain is fried. You should just respond with “k” or “so no nudes?” I’ve found that pisses off women the most
You should definitely have sex with her but don’t go any further than that and don’t let her know any of your personal info. Prepare to get a new gym too. Might seem like a hassle but a crazy broad on a 3 year dry spell would be pretty amazing albeit risky.
Absolutely not worth it. I’ve been with tons of women and this is a first for me.. I could sense it simmering beneath the surface during small talk, which had started about three hours prior to that tirade
>I have chemistry at 6 and I have school work to do, I’ll text you later
Unhinged behavior, even for people on this website. It’s bad enough she has my phone number; the tiktok part was because I mentioned how much I hate social media hence why I have none and then asked her what she did for work and she said she was a TikTok streamer which is a weird way to say “unemployed”
That’s what I did, no dice bro
A guy i know fricked a crazy and she still stalks him more than 10 years later. Not a funny haha kind of stalking. Like a bomb your phone, sign you up for mailing lists and other creepy but annoying inconveniences.
It's almost like casual sex isn't real
Not for (you), maybe
Eh. Worth it
She’s attractive, yeah
Humans get attached to people they have sex with. It's built into our biology. Pretending otherwise is the path to misery.
I'm not denying that that girl was crazy. But the idea of fricking someone and then walking away and expecting no consequences is moronic.
If you discuss the terms of the arrangement beforehand and make your intentions known, and are both on the same page, it’s usually fine. Also you’ve got to use your judgment a little which can be hard if you’re horny and really want to smash
He put his dick in her once, Black person. Let this be a cautionary tale for you, my child.
>My emotional intelligence is way too high and I would destroy you
I audibly laughed. Imagine typing this with a straight face.
Try to follow the train of thought, she’s very clearly mentally ill. I’d guess BPD, autism, and take your pick of one or more personality disorders (probably borderline, maybe narcissistic)
She was like a 6/10. Even a 20/10 isn’t worth that level of crazy for a quick lay
I used to send shit like this to roastoids when I was on 6 drugs at once and had severe hemiplegic headaches and a cognitive and physical deficiency that one could not even imagine. I truly could not imagine anyone who is sober and physically healthy sending shit like this. Makes me cringe so fricking hard lmfao
Answer:
>tl;dr
"So we hooking up or what?"
She wanted to frick you, idiot. You've made it. You're skibidi gyat ohio HIM now. You're HIM! Congratulations!
Who the frick CARES
Holly hell, younger bros, I'm reading this shit and seriously cant believe how fricked in the head the younger females now are.
I'm so fricking out of loop.
>tfw 35 and married
Why does it seem that so many anons are doing extremely high weight lifts, yet almost nobody in the gym actually does?
Depends on the gym. I got to a private gym and spotted a 20yo who benched 177.5kg for a pause rep. A FRICKING PAUSE REP.
Uh…guys?
I don't even know how to HAVE sex. I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin. I literally don't even know where the veganal hole is and just found out a few years ago women have TWO holes around that area not including the actual anus. Like serious, another hole (urethra) near the vegana that isn't the fricking anus? It was mind-blowing to me when I did some brief research (including studying simple picture diagrams of the anatomy of a vegana) and it's still mind-blowing to me today.
I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes? Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vegana? Do you think she'd like that?
Frick that, how do you even get to THAT point and even court a woman? Do I just scan the room I'm in and look for a woman giving me a very friendly smile and ask if she's sexually attracted to me? I don't have a car or a home that I can just bring her to (I live with my grandmother who's a hoarder and my room is also a mess), I can just ask her for me to take an Uber to her place or we can meet at a cheap motel somewhere right? I've never used an Uber before, but I may have to. Do you think she could pick me up and drop me back off after? Or maybe she picks me up and I get an Uber back home after?
I was thinking about just chewing a few Bluechew to make sure I can actually get it up and keep it up because I'll probably be concerned about staying hard the entire time because of self consciousness when I try to actually have the sex (if that's even possible)
I need help badly.
i come back to this board after months and you’re still posting this, i’m impressed. here’s the (you) you crave
It hasn't been posted in a couple months ironically, still rings true to this day however
uh-huh
It's still true.
>gym girl
>girl makes move on anon
>anon doesn't realize she's making move, declines her move
>anon goes home and jerk offs with his friend instead of fugging the gym cutie.
cap : HH DJ
i gave a girl a book recommendation via text and she said I forgot how to read can you read it to me?
Did I say um thats weird, you can't read? No... I said of course I will.
Kek she actually just walked up to me at the cafe as I was typing this.
whoa... we've got Mr. Big Dick Casanova over here!!!!
What she was communicating was the male equivalent of a guy say "I want to have sex with you" in terms of directness
Maybe she was ugly, but there's really no excuse for being an autistic moron with the infinite amount of information out there even if you never go out in real life
can people post real life stories instead of boring screenshots of text conversations with women they've never seen in person?
Nice anon, why shit where you eat. I had a gym worker give me her number and mention we should work out sometime. Why would I ruin my me time to workout with some girl id have to adjust my training around? No thanks.
They say you shouldn't shit where you eat. But I'd say a good 2/3 of my family met their spouse through work
>Hell. My Dad took 2 girls from work out on the same date
>One of them being my Mother
I've heard it's okay to shit where you eat. As long as you got the motherfricking balls to walk through the fire if it all goes breasts up
When I was in university a cute girl I knew offered my her half-eaten sandwich she had just bitten into, and I ate it.
She wanted you to touch her hands! Next time you see her, just apologize for not getting the hint and ask her out. Say you’re super awkward or something lol.
Why do these african americans have blue eyes?
they are honorary homieryans
They're from africagartha
I once had two girls stare at me. They were not together but I noticed when I looked forward I could see them both individually looking at me. It was hot