>be me
>10k steps every day on treadmill
>have no energy want to quit halfway through
>big booty b***h appears
>takes treadmill in front of me and other guys
>suddenly increase treadmill speed
>complete my 10k steps
Damn it was a good day.
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I leave immediately if a woman shows up at the gym, even at 2am they regularly ruin my sessions. They're just too intimidating and I'm afraid they'll talk to me. I literally had to wait three days for a man to be working the front counter in order for me to buy my membership.
I just stare at them until they feel so uncomfortable they stop showing up.
This unironically was kind of me when I first got a gym membership. I would rush through the front door to get past the desk where the hot ass frick fit mid 30's girl was always sitting, waiting to greet anyone coming in, try and avoid her seeing me working out or getting in a situation where she could talk to me.
>Start working out late when the staff is gone and no ones there as it was a 24 hour gym
>hot ass mid 20's girl goes at the same time, its just me and her there every time
>stop going entirely
Anxiety bros, we're not gonna make it. Thinking about home gym but it's like $2000 for decent equipment and I am not gonna meet a random off of Craigslist.
I ended up making a home gym after that. I don't know where you live but just look on buy and sell pages. I use kijiji here. There's an endless amount of perfectly good equipment being sold for dirt cheap. I bought a half rack for the basement and a bunch of plates, bench, pulley system, adjustable dumbells, dip bars. Definitely do miss the machines though. Mostly just do compound lifts with some dumbbells accessories/a bit of pulley stuff since the pulley system isn't the greatest.
>and I'm afraid they'll talk to me.
I wouldn't worry about it anon.
It has crossed my mind, but they have talked to me before in College and I didn't like it.
>be you
>go to gym to waste hours walking when you could do that anywhere
>gym thots ring a bell and I come and twist your head off for being a moron
Brudda slow down. No bags allowed on the gym floor but I keep that p80 in the belt line. Fym foh I’ll get my criplings on you.
>sees homosexual p80
>unzips my p90
nothing personnel, DYEL
>be me
>time for some steps
>time for mall walking
>make friends with the store keeps
>get to look at zoomer girls wearing barely anything
>be him
>I saw him go to the bathroom
>I see 2 hims come out
I need to smell that just once in my life
>girl comes to work out right next to me
>Sets go by
>Finish on that station, wipe it down
>Pick up my water
>Start walking away
>"Oh Hi!! How are you? I'm new here!"
You had your chance, b***h. I'm moving on.
It terrifies me. Im devoting my entire mental facuties to working out, but I have a critical flaw in that my hearing is severely damaged. Unless I am paying attention to you I have a very hard time deciphering what people say near me.
>Woman says words I cant understand, turn and shes looking at me
????
>smile/nod emote at her to see if that works
>She says thanks and leaves
>Things like this happen regularly, I have no clue what is happening most of my life so I just pretend and go along with it
The girls are (sometimes) hot but let me flip the script:
The girl you want to be with will be with you until death do us part. Western females are not brought up to be women, they are brought up to be femoids. Deep within you, there is a rejection of her, going on, that gymbabe last week. Search for it.
Stripped of all her physical beauty, just a soul or spirit or whathaveyou, you have to deal with that. That is the real face you wake up to every morning. Is that what you really want, now? Ok. Now you've got the mentality.
there was a 9/10 girl at my gym today who was wearing the same cargo booty shorts as Kelsi Monroe. I'd post the image but im /noporn/
>she works out with her dad
I literally cannot do any leg work outs because of women. They occupied every single leg station, squat rack, squat machine, leg press machine and even the dumbells.
women are the worst at the gym, they hog all the good spots and then proceed to stay there for frick long time.
Now I know why some guys prefer those expensive almost all male gyms
Ahh yes i had that problem on my last leg day.
Fricking thots doing exercises for like 30 seconds then proceed to sit on their phone for 10mins inbetween sets
I enjoy mogging them on hip adductor machine with my single one-and-done set of 20 with the entire stack, leaving them to do their set after set with a fraction of the load. Women are even more volume pilled than men so it probably blows their mind a little seeing a normal dude be like three times as strong as them on a lower body movement they spend 15 minutes doing
I walk that easily at work. It does nothing. Just spend your time actually working out.
Im convinced eye candy like this is a conspiracy to keep you going at the gym
>be me
>parisian
>living on poverty wages in miserable dystopian excuse of a city
>too poor to afford Navigo pass
>average 17K steps a day just going to office and living my life
nothing personal, richgays