Gym Goat

How do you guys deal with the local gym goat? Buddy just walks in like he owns the place while I'm trying to deadlift.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Persian Swolet

    Love and appreciation

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    need help too, I plateaued on bench for a while and thought I finally broke it but it turns out the gym goat ate off a chunk of the plates

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is even the point of owning goats? They don't produce anything. You don't eat them. Dumb animals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They produce milk and are easily eatem

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they make milk

        Nobody frickin drinks goat milk

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you make it into cheese dipshit. ever heard of feta?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goat cheese is disgusting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much just lawn mowers.
      Also.
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashmere_wool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they make milk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never know the unconditional brotherly love that a goat offers. Basically a dog that doubles as a garbage disposal.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ruminants are incapable of love or bonding, they are mindless beasts who's sole purpose is sustenance for higher forms of life.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds more useful than 95% of humanity and all of africa to me bud.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shalom

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mem are incapable of love or bonding, they are mindless beasts who's sole purpose is sustenance for higher forms of life (women).

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get milk (fricking delicious btw) which can be used to make butter or cheese as well. The cheese in Mexican restaurants is goat cheese. Everyone knows how good that shit is. You also get meat. Depending on the breed you can sheer them for fine hairs too.

      >milk
      >meat
      >hair

      They are also hardy as frick, have entertaining personalities, can be used as small pack animals if you live in the mountains and hike often, are extremely low maintenance, eat damned near anything, etc. Goats are essentially just based sheep.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't produce anything.
      Milk and fertilizer..
      >You don't eat them.
      Yes you do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goat>lamb
      >goats cheese>cows/sheeps cheese
      Plus the milks preddy good too.
      Get a Jamaican goat curry, you will never question goat again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brown people food
        no thanks i'm white

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not appropriating brown people food for your own to assert white dominance and make them seethe
          NGMI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goat milk is good for people who can't digest cows milk.

      Plus if you have lots of wooded property they will eat down any overgrown brush. They're lots of fun. Very delicate creatures tho, that's a downside

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people who can't digest cows milk
        non-whites

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is ed coan at your gym?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    baby goats are cute as frick

    grew up on a farm and drank a gallon of whole unpasteurized goat milk every day growing up.

    goats are great

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SIIUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are blessed. He is probably asking you to follow him to Goat Tower. They say only sequential digits will grant you access.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goat Tower

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/HgaJH7z.jpg

        You are blessed. He is probably asking you to follow him to Goat Tower. They say only sequential digits will grant you access.

        Please grant me access.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/HgaJH7z.jpg

        You are blessed. He is probably asking you to follow him to Goat Tower. They say only sequential digits will grant you access.

        Rolling to ascend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3YHojKT.jpg

      >Goat Tower

      Rolling for access

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beg entry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3YHojKT.jpg

      >Goat Tower

      Excuse me, sir? Could I be granted access to Goat Tower, please?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolling for access

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dubs
        Your ascent have begun. Are you IST enough to make it to the top?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank you kind goat tower keeper

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I demand access

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me in

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing better as a post workout shake than goat milk. Too bad its teat can only feed one person so it's always highly competitive to get a turn.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goated

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goated thread

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love goats. They're so cute. I want to hug a goat.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually check for signs of a healthy rumen, and then the eyelids for a good FAMACHA. Then I'll clip his hooves and he tends to leave me alone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY GOD THATS SO FRICKING CUTE??? Why am I acting like a girl tf

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel OP. Home gym and a bro goat to spot your form, you are truly blessed.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely you were deadlifting something other than that sub-100lb barbell in the picture.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Muslim, so, if you know you know

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