>Gym mindhacker forced me to do another assassination
Anyone got 250,000 credits so I can buy a not guilty verdict?
>Gym mindhacker forced me to do another assassination
>Gym mindhacker forced me to do another assassination
Anyone got 250,000 credits so I can buy a not guilty verdict?
FBI here, your IP address has been logged and can be used as evidence in a court of law.
No, but I have dino jammies if you'd like to borrow them.
/misc/ is that way
Looks the fbi needs more bribes since the collapse of the center banking system
Is this some sort of movie reference?
Nah just a general cyberpunkIST thread
>Gymthots found out about my cypto and think I am a shadowrun runner
Can't a troll use a hot tub in peace?
sell his cyberdeck and you will be able to buy that not guilty verdict, maybe you can get some lab grown muscles with the left overs
>the manlet cutoff in my galaxy has increased since the gravitational shift in the UZ225 system
N-no fair! These planets only host troglodytes anyway!
Man my buddy was in the same spot,
He killed himself in a suicide booth only 25 cemts
Canada is nuts bro
>be me
>just finished leg day, feel pretty pumped
>walk towards teleportation booth on the other side of the street
>a bunch of scruzzers are loitering on the sidewalk
>flexing their kyber and catcalling femdroids
>they notice me
>"ayo, bioboy. youse go to the gym?"
>"p-positive"
>"Hey, youse dropped your proteindrip"
>turn around and look around me
>notice I didn't even bring any proteindrip today
>they are laughing their asses off
>"you funny, bioboy"
>"t-thanks, you too"
>sprint towards teleportation booth
>accidentally type in the wrong adress
>get teleported to the citys cyberdump and have to take the bus to my homepod
Damn, I hate scruzzers
>infusing artificial protein slop
Enjoy your bio-mutation
Yeah else would you drink it I want that 3rd arm
>spend my 9 to 5 repairing androids
>stop by the food cart after work to get some halal for dinner
>guy throws in a soda for free, he has a cybernetic eye but it's clearly uncalibrated
>I get to my apartment
>I lift in my home gym, wondering what's my purpose for moving weight when I could just get an implant
>I eat my food afterwards
>I take the empty soda can and I crush it with my hands
>I stare at it as I listen to the rainfall out the window
>left port-forwarding open on my squat rack
>somebody pwned all my gains again
Sorry, im too old fashioned i still get my forced assasination attempts from my landline phone
>walking down street to Taco Bell Nutrient Center
>Halloweeners pull up in their boosted BMW
>throw their used energy drips at me
>good thing I'm a stoike
>the halloweeners have neural implants that can read thought, they mock me for mispronouncing stoic in my head
>had to sell my tear glands for kettle bells otherwise I'd cry
Implants for this feel?
Damn Halloweeners it nice to know they will overdoses on novacoke
I love these threads but iam not creative enough to contribute. Bump
>zoborgs infested my protein supply again
im still trying to save up for the autonutrient supplier, itd save me a lot of headache to have the bugs streamlined into my stomach
Tips for natty psionic gains? Don't want to go the implant route
You can't get considerable natty gains after a certain age (6-14) if you're past that just get the implant, it's not that bad.
>gym nanomachinetroony made fun of my organic gains again
Fricking homosexual. Who wants to OHP 10pl8 anyway, I bet he's gonna snap his wires up when his titanium joints shit the bed
Nanomachinetrannies will die of neuroviruses and hacked nanobots.
Picrel is all you need.
>his limbs are from fricking 2020
>doesn't even have synthskin
do you even have a neural connection through that thing, dinosaur?
When I had meth psychosis I thought the cartel put a chip in my brain and was going to drive me insane /torture and kill me
That does sound like something they would do. I fricking hate those homosexuals.
>oh I'm so cool I cut peoples body parts off
Nobody is impressed you little freaks. Get a real job.
>spalonian pranksters boobytrapped the locker room door
>when you enter you get cubic acid sprayed in your face
>think no problem since I always walk around with my permashield up
>get ready to start my chest workout
>wink at the gym bunny while warming up for bench
>she turns away and starts giggling
>confusedpepe.hologram
>other people are looking at me strange too
>finally look in the mirror and realize the cubic acid somehow melted away my durobeard
>mfw everyone can see my cheap jawbolts
>quickly finish my set and stagger away
People are now calling me freakface and launching lasers at me. should I switch galaxies? I heard in J3374 nobody has eyesight.
Just bribe the guard with 5,000 gold pieces
My feels chip is so messed up i always get horny like 24
But my job will fire me if u sell
I wish I could just go full borg
Space Warlord Organ Harvesting Simulator RP thread ?