>That old DYEL who won't stop talking to you
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Gym people you hate
>That old DYEL who won't stop talking to you
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There is some dude that cough with his open mouth.
people who take up a spot near the bench press and curl. like 3-4 feet away and they start curling
I am the man you are describing. I don't need a bench to curl and the rack is right there along with a mirror to watch form.
just get out of the fricking way fgt
just reread, I go to the adjustable benches/dumbbell area and stand behind the benches, not the standard fixed bench racks. I don't think I am the man described
morons who give a frick about my form and spout "advice" i don't need nor asked for and who then get offended when i don't do what they say.
>morons who give a frick about my form and spout "advice" i don't need nor asked for and who then get offended when i don't do what they say
Does this happen often to you? Ive gotten unprompted adv that I didnt accept once
>Does this happen often to you?
Yes.
It has never happened to me.
I have seen my fair share of clowns that could use it, I am talking dangerously dog-shit awful form on barbell rows and deadlifts that are almost certain to lead to injury over time.
However, I realize that most normie moron cattle (you) are incapable of self reflection and thus receiving constructive criticism, so I don't. If you have the self awareness for that, you will either ask someone or figure it our for yourself eventually. The problem fixes itself, the morons get snap city vacations and stop hogging the equipment which leaves room for the real human beings.
>be me
>doing bench when my old pal Tom walks in
>pause and talk like we usually do
>hey anon, you see that absolute DYEL doing... i think rows?
>nah, these are deadlifts, dont let that 1/2 pl8 fool you. with a spine like that though... he wont be doing them for long, even at weights this low
>yeah, you right. wanna tell him?
>sure
>walk up to him, friendly smile on my lips
>Hey, i dont mean to intrude but ypu might want to check your posture dur
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>my smile auomatically distorts as the aroma of strongly fermented chicked tendies corrodes my eyebrows
>if you just let me...
>REEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEE inhale EEEEEEEEEEEEE
>540° and walk away
>finish my sets and workout, poor guy still red and exhausted from reeing
>grab a kebab with tom and go home
These people are treating the gym as a social place. The gym is not for socializing it's for working out.
>be me
>go to gym
>cool place, met a few close friends there
>none of them are here today though, and its PACKED
>want to start with bench, all occupied
>go to the first and see this creepy dude
>nonetheless, ask him if i can work in
>REEEEEEEEEE NOOOO REEEEEEE
>LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEE ITS A GYM NOT A SOCIAL CLUB REEEEEE
> easy there bro
>aight, ok, ask dude on the next bench
>sure
>we chat, turns out he is cool
>get invited to party at his place
>we leave the gym
>before we walk through the door, see this creep type FRICKIN NORMIES (...) MOGGED (...) IM DA TRUE ALPHA on some website
>grab a kebab with new bro and head home
I once had a guy bother me while I was doing standing calf raise machine saying I was doing too many reps and asking which sport I was training for and a bunch of other shit but I just zoned out. If I saw that man alone in the woods or a dark alley with no way to be caught I would have cut his dick off and stuffed it in his mouth.
>That twink homosexual posting furries thread titled "Gym people you hate" on IST between xis/xer 15 minutes rest at the glutes machine
Females
(Unless they are black)
I've been thinking about approaching the 2 black girls I see sometimes at PF and seeing if they want to make an oreo. I think that's gonna either hit, or get me slapped.
I honestly sometimes think leaving a 45 on each side is more curteous because most people are going to use at least that much weight anyhow, and if not, maybe they will try to if it's already on the bar.
My peeves : The black guy at PF who takes most of the 45 plates to half-rep on the leg press machine, and people hanging out on their phone @ the squat racks.
> I honestly sometimes think leaving a 45 on each side is more curteous because most people are going to use at least that much weight anyhow, and if not, maybe they will try to if it's already on the bar
God I hope this is bait. If not, and you’re not just talking about leg press, unironically kys
Nta but I agree with him and am curious why you think it's bait.
Why would anyone even warm up less than 1pl8 if you're at a gym that isn't PF?
Odds are it will save 80% + people time.
I've only seen like 2 or 3 women ever do more than 45 plates on the leg press... majority of old hags do like 25 plates
What if I am a different height than the guy before me and I need to adjust where the bar is? I would need to unrack his 45s before I could do that. That would piss me off.
I'm first time posting here. You've got to factor warming up. If someone comes to the hack squat with cold knees, they'll likey start with the equivalent of just the bar even if they can do 3pl8 a side ATG. Personally I leave a 20kg plate on one side of the machine because I just about never ever see anybody loading the machine with less than 20kg total weight even warming up
>I'm first time posting here.
leave
Some homosexual keeps talking to me to get me to ""work"" for his company. Either pyramid scheme or sex slave I think.
>Gym people you hate
The dyels who don't rerack their plates. All the big guys seem to manage it.
Maybe that the secret to being big, doing all those micro reps lifting the plates and putting them back on the trees
>that bald dyel taking 45 mins to do a sub 1pl8 OHP 5x5
REEEEEE GET OFF THE PLATFORM ITS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN DO STANDING OHP IM TOO TALL FOR THE CAGES YOU FRICKING MANLET REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just clean the weight and do ohp wherever you want
Literally just step outside the rack, moron.
I SAID ITS A CAGE moron
Just start with a low front squat homie. Quit b***hin. When everything squat related is occupied, I get to the bench press and do zercher squats.
Always that guy that aimlessly wanders from machine to machine/around the gym in general, you can tell they aren't targeting any muscle group and just think exercising is moving some handles/platforms back and forth on low weight with no actual effort. Been really bad with New Year's resolution tourists.
It's sad to see but not interfering with me though
Still annoying when they are sitting at a machine you need.
#1. The stinky people.
#2. The people that never shut up and constantly want to talk about either sex, or stocks.
#3. People that leave weights on the machine/bar when they finish.
#4. People that don't clean off the gym equipment.
#5. People that don't wash their hands after shitting, or blowing their nose and then touching all of the equipment.
#6. The old homosexuals that just walk around naked and take 10 minutes to get dressed in the locker room.
#7. The people that don't clean their locker after leaving shit everywhere.
#8. The people that leave chalk and mud from their boots all over the place.
Good ending
>The stinky people
That's very indophobic of you anon
you're in a gym and afraid of some chalk and sweat?
cancel your membership and take up woodworking in stead, see
People who post furry-bullshit on IST
gym's are for children
you either have a home gym or you're not an adult
>that guy whose wearing opposite colored clothes.
Fricking landwhale mode plus size queens with buzzed hair who go to the gym in flocks and are loud and obnoxious. They arent even black, they have no need to be like that
Indians
The people who have a problem with me being born with a pair of eyes apparently
I aint gay but....
But what?
big breasts are big breasts
>I ain't gay but...
>But what?
>big breasts are big breasts
could you titfrick pecs like that in the same way you can boobs?
if they have enough body fat yes, like peak eddie hall
I'm so unapproachable and unhinged looking no one ever talks to me kek. I also listen to music the entire time.
>people who reek of perfume or aftershave or whatever the frick that is
>fat people who take the treadmill next to me and block the fan
>>That old DYEL who won't stop talking to you
>Turn around to look at him with a genuine smile and curiosity for what wisdom he may offer.
>"oh, young anon, I am old and decrepit, I used to ass-to-grass mountains, b***hes were mirin', now time as gotten the best of me, but I'm happy someone still care in this world"
>Old sage gives me an ancient sroll and tells me to open it
>It's the sacred routine
>I blow over the text obscured by a layer of protein powder
>Anabolic cloud forms around me and I start reading
>Turn around again to thank the old man, but as I try to speak, he becomes dust in the wind
>"(You)'re gonna make it anon, go lift, gay"
screenshotted for le epic reddit karma thanks
haha I wrote a greentext where the obnoxious guy was actually in the right and the guy minding his own business was in the wrong!!!
I AM SILLY
yes.
you however seem enraged, why is that?
>the obese guy proud of his barbell lifts but can't do pull ups
Really the thing I hate most is just the people who take up space and don't need to be there. Terrible exercises that do nothing, exercises with terrible form, or just doing literally nothing but standing around and socializing/on your phone. Anyone can fall into this description but it's disproportionately women, boomers, and zoomers.
>the older gay guy always hitting on you
>the fat chick glaring at everyone and getting mad for getting in her way if you go within 10 feet of her
>the black dude playing music over his phone speaker
>the boomer loudly singing along to his boomer rock from his headphones
>the guy coughing everywhere
>the roided Indian with purple hair who only does arms and is constantly posing in the mirror
>>the guy coughing everywhere
me
>That guy who takes out a tripod and films himself flexing for 30 minutes
Pink headphones, shapewear, sports bra. Yep, I'm thinking it's time to monopolize the nautilus squat rack and hip thrusts machine.