>be me, non-threatening looking dyel
>doing lat pulldowns in a packed gym
>two girls ask me how many sets i have left
>say five but that they can work if they want
>they accept, start working in
>neither of them seems to wanna small talk and both basically ignore my presence
>understandable i guess
>eventually it's my turn; sit and notice that the seat is warm, realize why it's warm
>start getting aroused and boner is starting to become visible; also feel precum already leaking
>have to cut session short cause afraid someone might notice the boner
>go to the bathroom and jerk off
>to embarrassed to continue my workout, decide to go home
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why make up fake stories
OP here. Fine, I lied. It was two guys.
incels shouldn't be allowed in the gym
>be me
>frequent gym
>same dyel on stairmaster
>every day
>physique never changes
>ff 3 years, moved away and come back
>go back to the same gym
>same dyel is there
>still on the stair master
>literally exact same physique but longer hair
im autistic and i lift and go home and i have no other interdasting things to share
Have you ever considered that he c**t doesn't know how to stop it? Try unplugging it for the poor fricker
>incel discovers that human emit heat
Touch starved boner, sad.
One of the wildest things to me was when I found out how hot a human female is temperature wise. The feeling of warmth is something I'd forgotten.
>be me
>go to planet fitness
>decide to warm up on the treadmill
>jogging for a couple minutes when a woman takes the one directly infront of me
>all of a sudden I remember women exist and thousands of hours of porn ive watched rush into my mind
>dick instantly gets rock hard and leaks everywhere
>hit the emergency stop and make a beeline for the door while everyone stares at me
>get to my car and ejaculate into a mccdonalds bag
>be me, non-threatening looking dyel
Yeah, we know.
moron.
Didn't read.
>go to gym daily, roon give miles on treadmill
>5'2" hot blond keeps walking past me
>blond keeps fixing pony tail in front of me
>blond stretches ham strings in front of me
>I roon and keep watching tv as I run, she knows I am not looking at her
>blond sits on nearest piece of equipment in front me stating at me.
>after about ten minutes I look directly at her, make eye contact
>blond -"uhgh" (disgust,anger) storms off telling her friends, now they are all looking and pointing at me.
>change gym time, now roon 1 hour later, after about two weeks I see blond again, she keeps watching me.
>change gym time, go two hours earlier - about four days later I see blond again. She gets on treadmill next to me "stretching" her ass constantly and fixing her pony tale.
>change gyms.
>Be at gym
>lift personal best BP, feeling invincible
>Go down for the deadlift
>IBD flares up
>oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>run to toilets
>barely make it
>shit goes everywhere except in toilet bowl, all up the walls, floor, my gym pants, all covered in liquid shit.
>I'm fricked
>gingerly look outside of stall
>there's no-one there
>clean my ass up as best I can and race over to my locker naked, change into my street clothes and bail from the gym as fast as I can
>the perfect crime
Fool, they can trace it back to you from your stool sample!
I hope you didn't leave your pants behind for them to identify you on cctv
>around 2013-14
>membership at a $10/mo gym. not planet fitness.
>community college student, cant afford anything else
>decent freeweight selection, some powerlifters and other meatheads, but mostly everyone likes paying $10/mo
>start out complete dyel
>eventually work my way up to 1pl8 bench
>guy asks to work in with me
>loads another plate on each end
>get ready to spot him
>barely bends at the elbows for 6 reps
>hey uh i think you should be doing full ROM
>nah man its all good
>he's maybe 5-5, 5-6, built like a lego man with long ass arms but blocky everything
>no definition
>okay whatever, he does 2 more sets and then we part ways
>start noticing this guy sometimes when i'm there, works in with people, adds weight, functional zero ROM on whatever lift - usually bench
>they all say the same thing to him - "hey man, you need full ROM" and he shrugs it off
>can't tell if he's an idiot, trying to establish dominance, or both
>2 years later
>built up some solid mass, i look like i lift now
>in comes weird tiny ROM guy
>i'm about to DL 3pl8 for a set of 5
>hey man can i work in with you
>yeah sure do you want me to help you deload to warmup or..
>nah man its all good
>gets down, jerks his shoulders back and puts his back into the most horrifying arch i've ever seen
>red in the face he's jerking like a jack hammer trying to get the barbell beyond his knees
>suddenly drops the weight and says UH I GOTTA GO
>hobbles out of the gym
and i never saw him again. i saw some other bizarre things at that gym. $10/month means $10/people, but the strangest thing i ever saw was a series of interactions between one of the 'trainers' and a jacked dude who wore firefighter cutoffs every time i saw him
rom gays are fricking moronic lol guaranteed your scrawny ass still isnt half repping LMFAO2pl8
is your back better yet? i've been worried about you
>jacked firefighter looking guy is regularly in the gym at my hours - roughly 6pm to 9pm
>pretty cool guy, i was decline benching one day and got stuck under the bar, helped me rack it and said no shame dude if you ever need a spot let me know
>small rapport developed but we both mostly just listen to music zone out and lift, ask for a spot on occasion
>there's a laundry room in the back, next to the lone squat rack
>most of the staff are meatheads but there's a cute "trainer" on shift sometimes when im there, very nice body, platinum blond hair and face kind of looks like a less cracked out version of creepychan
>benching one day, resting between sets and the laundry room door opens
>out comes firefighter bro with a look of shame with an essence of horror
>he scurrys to the exit
>a few minutes later, out comes creepychan, more or less smiling
>weird
>dont see firefighter bro for a few months
>weird
>one night he's in there again, and shes on shift
>he's benching and she comes over
>"i could use some help" blah blah blah tries pulling him off the bench
>he resists as hard as he can, says no i really need to lift i'm getting soft blah blah blah
>forcibly puts his earbuds back in and ignores her, quickly bangs out two more sets and then scurries for the exit
>didn't see him for a while again
>cont'd
>at this point i've been bringing a friend who cuts my hair to this gym since she's not far away
>not my gf, we weren't dating but she's very attractive
>one night some time later, hairstylist couldn't make it so i'm deadlifting, minding my own business, and notice that firefighter bro is in there
>creepychan trainer ignores him, he keeps his distance
>resting between sets
>creepychan trainer pops out of nowhere behind me, motions for me to take out my earbuds
>can i help you?
>i see you here a lot wow you're pretty strong there arent a lot of people who DL here say where's your gf?
>my what
>oh shes not here you should come with me
>grabs my arm
>now i'm single, so no harm no foul, but i look over her shoulder and way on the other side of the freeweight area firefighter bro is swinging his arms to catch my eye and mouthing DONT DO IT TRUST ME
>say yeah sorry my gf is pretty jealous so if you dont mind
>pop my earbuds back in and ignore her for another set while she just stands there
>leave after that set, didn't even clean up my weights
>shortly thereafter, cancelled membership (unrelated, i graduation from CC and went to finish at uni)
after i graduated i went to rejoin and found out the gym closed and was replaced by an actual bodybuilding gym. $35/mo, none of the former staff. no firefighter bro. but one day, driving through town, i saw her to my right driving next to me. she recognized me, gave me the toothiest grin as she pressed her face against her window. i made an urgent turn left and never saw her again.
but i'll always wonder what she did to firefighter bro. i never had the courage to ask.
Something involving butt play I assume.
Probably sucked him off and snuck a finger or two in the ass while he was distracted.
haha yeah imagine that anon that would suck pretty bad right haha
>be me
>go to crunch regularly while very sick this winter
>it's always IST bros in the sauna
>feel happy knowing there are other men that hate women and shitskins as much as me
>leftists and gays and women go to more expensive gyms, cheapest and closest gym to me is literally the most based
Kys