GYMCELING WORKS! I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't. All you guys do is fricking whine and complain.

GYMCELING WORKS! I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't. All you guys do is fricking whine and complain. I don't care who you are, it's impossible for a man for a man who can bench 400lb, Do
a 1.5x bodyweight pullup, Run a 1 minute mile with below 15% body fat and not be able to a girlfriend. All you pussies do is make excuses and this entire board is demonic and festered with demons. You need jesus and you need to pick up a barbell!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *not be able to acquire

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm twinkmaxxing instead, still working out for ottermode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This only works for fakecels. I look ugly as shit annon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and that guy has no fricking jaw and chin

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this episode made me gay lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit me too, he kept wishing to get bigger and it was so hot

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP. Like if you are facially fricked then you donezo but if you are one of these whiny b***hes who cries how women won't approach them, gym could do you so much good. Get some testosterone flowing in those veins of yours.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gymcelling it's having a healthy body and pure blood. It's why not eating junk food and not cooming all your blood away will make your skin less pale and people more attracted to you. You can be a ripped coomer and it won't make a difference, you need to bulid energy in your body. There is no other explanation for why law of attraction works for everyone doing semen retention except that you have excessive energy in your body that attracts only good things, having a girlfriend becomes nothing if you actually managed to bulid up health and energy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if you live for sex and just want to be an unemployed coom brain that seduces women, gets taken care of them, and fricks them all day? If you lift weights you'll produce more semen daily due to higher testosterone. Is it possible that if you're high test and muscular enough you can coom all day and have enough sexual energy to still manifest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is but those people who are able to do this are not people who have abused their body too much and too soon and feel like they might aswell be 60. There's this kind of a baseline you need to achieve and never lose it. You achieve that high peak health with exercise and not cooming for a while, then you do whatever you want and it will be harder to ruin yourself since you upped your health baseline. No different than someone who runs regularly can easily do miles compared to someone who never runs. Gather health and heal your body and yes you will be able to coom ropes even 5 times a day, I came 6-7 ropes in each of my 5 cooms when I worked out like an insane person so yeah working out bulids coom and sexual energy for sure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd your working out 3-4 times a week fapping is going to be very hard just from the energy drain. It just won't work

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >for a man for a man who can bench 400lb
    You think a guy who can't figure out dating and how to talk to women would have the discipline to get to a 4pl8 bench?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gymcelling only works if youre tall/handsome, Im most likely fitter than both of you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        False and fake

        >for a man for a man who can bench 400lb
        You think a guy who can't figure out dating and how to talk to women would have the discipline to get to a 4pl8 bench?

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        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body and Ill post too. You wont because youre a weak, trolling homosexual from Reddit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A 400 lbs bench press puts you in the Top 5% of lifters

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bwahahaha my man, a 400lbs bench and a 1 MINUTE MILE (60 MPH) at 15% bodyfat? That's not a gymrat, that is a fricking superhuman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1 MINUTE MILE (60 MPH)
      how did i oversee this larp?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone on this board like 3 years behind. This is a moronic redpill cope. Every cel I know irl religiously gyms. No gym for your face or height. Even normies know that gym only attracts other men. Please kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know, this advice is for those who are not facially fricked. Girls do still like manly men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > not facially fricked
        Or short

        These pictures are so stupid, so what if you post a picture of a ugly gymcel that doesn't prove anything. Show me all their fricking instagrams and prove to me they don't have a gf after years if being jacked. And even then there'd still be no proof that an ottermode fit guy wouldn't get chicks if he gained even more muscle mass

        No one is disputing if a chad mogs a twink. Bur there's no solid evidence that none of these guys haven't gotten gfs or been denied sexual satisfactions. Your black pill is fricking subjective! Stupid frick!

        Tall ugly guys mog gymcels, short handsome guys mog gymcels too. Gymcelling will only get you fat prostitutes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tall ugly guys mog gymcels, short handsome guys mog gymcels too.

          I meant to say no one is disputing if a chad mogs a gymcel but it twink.

          >Gymcelling will ONLY get you fat prostitutes

          This is a subjective opinion you stupid homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats objective reality. Hoeflation is out of control, being fit means barely anything.
            Height>Face>Personality>Body

            And by personality I dont mean being a good person but being a dark triad piece of shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Height>Face>Personality>Body
              face above all

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Personality>>>>>>>>>

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          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This is a subjective opinion you stupid homosexual.
            You must be underage or something. >Muh gym male gaze
            Only works if you want to attract 30+ year old hags or fat women

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This is a subjective opinion you stupid homosexual.
            congrats to catering for the male gaze, you're officially gay now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These pictures are so stupid, so what if you post a picture of a ugly gymcel that doesn't prove anything. Show me all their fricking instagrams and prove to me they don't have a gf after years if being jacked. And even then there'd still be no proof that an ottermode fit guy wouldn't get chicks if he gained even more muscle mass

      No one is disputing if a chad mogs a twink. Bur there's no solid evidence that none of these guys haven't gotten gfs or been denied sexual satisfactions. Your black pill is fricking subjective! Stupid frick!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Your black pill is fricking subjective! Stupid frick!
        Bro you sound like you just got back from 2014. Your average zoomer is more blackpilled than this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone goes to the gym these days, it's definitely not the silverbullet you want it to be.
      When even nerds are forced to work out just to get a toe through the door, you know that hoeflation is utterly out of control.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone goes to the gym these days
        according to the amount of out of shape people i see out in public, i would say that is incorrect

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im 8 days into gymmaxxing and I honestly feel better physically and mentally than the last 5 years. Also more women are smiling at me and maintaining eye contact longer so do with that information as you will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH MY GOD, I JUST HECKIN MAINTAINED AN EYE CONTACT WITH WOMAN, WE'RE SO BACK, WE JUST MIGHT MAKE IT BROS
      this is precisely why I hate looksmaxxers, wasting so much time on incremental gains. I'm not really talking about you if you've only been lifting for a week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if you've only been lifting for a week
        let that anon be happy out the water weight he gained

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches like a thick neck.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not entirely wrong. The odds of you aqquring a foid can only increase with weightloss and muscle growth. Even if you only go from 0 b***hes to like...1 a month. That's still a 100% improvement rate. The problem is you run into deminishing returns as you get bigger and bigger, to the point you're turning off women because you look like a muscular freak (pro bodybuilders). This is why people say don't lift for others. Sooner or later, the only thing that can motivate you to keep lifting is your own desire to, because everyone else wants you to stuff, you meathead

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was incel in high school and first year of college. i joined a bodybuilding college club and all the guys in it were so nice to me. there were a few stacies but they were out of my league. skip to grad year and i was pretty jacked from religious devotion to the gym and my body count surpassed all the chads from high school because it gave me confidence, humility, a sense of humor, and a handful of gym bro friends i still hang out with today
    there are no nicer guys than bodybuilders, let me tell you

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