Gymcrush stories

>at gym
>Doing some dumbbell bodybuilding bullshit
>About to place my dumbbells back on their correct spot
>Some younger girl is lifting on opposite end of the rack where i had my spot
>She placed some small dumbbells on my spot for time being
>I want to grab it and place mine on that spot
>She gets up from behind me, reaches out for it, i grab her hand by accident
>See her up close, insanely cute girl, literal actress
>She giggles a bit, i smile, am stunlocked
>Later see her exercising, dancing and glancing at me sometimes
>Spoke with her by lockers, she smiles super nicely again

>Continue to see her at gym couple of times, she lifts close to me and glances still
>Cant gather my marbles to talk to her
>Yesterday i gathered some courage and spoke with her briefly again
>She tells me shes here for vacation from school only and soon is gonna live in city further away

Damn
I wish i wasnt an ugly ogre, maybe i would have a chance. Havent seen a girl this cute and sexy ever before

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to gym at midnight for years
    >shift changes recently and start going in the morning
    >gym full of zoomer whores with fat asses doing squats
    >constant struggle not to stare at every ass in my vicinity
    >hard time focusing on lifting cause of so much fucking ASS in my face
    it's hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't resist, just look

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know the feeling man. its the weirdest shit ive seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gym has nice big clocks with second counters that I use to autistically time my breaks between sets
      >sometimes the fat ass girls hang out under the clock and it looks like I'm checking their general direction constantly
      I think I might have autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was my gym on Saturday. I usually go at 6pm so there's a good amount of ass depending on the day, but Saturday was something else.
      >Thicc goth girls doing squats
      >Cardio bunnies galore
      >Muscle girls working out in literal bikinis
      >Newbie zoomer girls in low sweatpants and thongs

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i strangled a moron prostitute to death with a cargo strap behind a krauser's in 1996

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was not letting you fuck her in ass or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story, m8.
      1996 was a good year. Started uni, had a great time partying & with girls and got pointed out as MVP of my local rugby league (I was half-scrum).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >45 years
        >still lurkin on a montenegri sheep milk making forum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfucking based. Imagine how many crack babies she would've had. Imagine how many baby mammas those crack babies would've had. You ended like, 20 morons easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cKPXeHv.jpg

      Cool story, m8.
      1996 was a good year. Started uni, had a great time partying & with girls and got pointed out as MVP of my local rugby league (I was half-scrum).

      >1996 was the year I was born
      it's literally over for you boomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym crush doesn't wear any earphones, which I'm guessing is a good sign she's open to approach. However, she has very defensive body language and usually just focuses on her notebook/looking down/adding weights. Haven't found an opportunity to talk to her because of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >focuses on her notebook
      I haven't been in a commercial gym in a long time; do people still use notebooks to log lifts? I thought everyone just did shit with their phone now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only people who still use notebooks are attention seeking gays basically announcing to the world that they are vewy sewious wifters and they don't need their phones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's teh best app for training logs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just use notes. Follow some sort of title format e.g. 16/1 Push Week 2. All that really matters is your current routine numbers.

            I used to use a notebook when I started out but it was just hassle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GymKeeper

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You people pick the weirdest shit to feel threatened about lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The notebook is the gymcel add on of this generation

          Technology is bigger than ever yet more people walk around the gym with pen and paper then they did when I started going to gyms 10 years ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like writing in a notebook. I can't just swipe around and pointlessly distract myself. It's my thoughts or ahit relevant to my life in that notebook and nothing else. That said, i don't think I'd take one to the gym.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Dogs seem to love me, for example my brother’s gf’s dogs all cozied up to me when i first met them and theyve never done that to a guest.
        But for some reason cats are skittish around me. I try not to move as suddenly and try the “pspsps” noise but to no avail.
        What gives?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theyre cats. they’re basically autistic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cat's are natural predators, so a predatory presence is alarming to them.
          I hate to use this terminology, but they thrive on beta energy because they are essentially lone wolves where most domesticated dogs are beta and thrive on alpha (packleader) energy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You shouldn't add unnecessary apostrophe's. An apostrophe is typically used for possessive noun's.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do, but I find it easier to format my notes to what is needed that day.
        And I train with a not very serious buddy 60% of the time. So we write his sets in my book to. That would be weird in a spreadsheet or app.

      • 2 weeks ago
        I hate women

        Only people who still use notebooks are attention seeking gays basically announcing to the world that they are vewy sewious wifters and they don't need their phones

        some people just don’t want to be distracted by a phone while they lift

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enter gym
    >make eye contact with woman
    >imagine marrying her and having kids
    >proceed to make no eye contact for rest of session
    many such cases

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >glance at women
      >decide nah
      >don't make eye contact for the rest of the session
      Don't get your hopes up... Men are naturally aggressive and don't often back down like you claim.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >usual gym session nothing biggie
    >get started on squats
    >put 2 pl8 on
    >doing them atg
    >next rack there's this big black guy doing 4pl8
    >big thighs
    >big ass
    >big back
    >big arms
    >big everything lol
    >he finishes his set right when I finish mine and he says
    >"damn you're pretty strong"
    >can't help but blush
    >"y-you t-oo"
    >"hahahaha what can I say"
    >he slaps his big thighs
    >almost came right there
    >"you don't see a lot of white girls squatting 2 plates. Looks like you're something special."
    >I turn bright red and basically run out to the locker room
    I can't do face to face conversation with hot guys. It's so embarassing getting flustered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kwab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gayest thing I've ever read. Fuck you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4 big guys
      >and they bust on my eyes
      This is you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post that screencap of the guy that got fucked in the lockers, turned gay and got a bf right there

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homegym bro here, I have no cool stories anymore. I lift naked, listen to metalshit and go crazy time to time. Mirining myself. My narcissistic tendencies are increasing each passing day.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP creeped her out so much she’s leaving the gym and came up with an excuse. Damn bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong we spoke bunch of times and sometimes she herself started convo
      Sneed

      Granted shes still way out of my league

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If she's laughing and talking with you, that means she was into you.

        Fucking dumb fuck.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE TO FUCK HER. You WON'T fuck up if you go for it.

          I would like to believe you, i really do
          Except she looks like some instagram model (minus fake lips and ass) and i look like retarded brother of Ryan Gosling
          The only thing i have going for me is height

          https://i.imgur.com/xu05MY1.png

          My gym has like three women total. Where the fuck are you guys going, Planet Fitness?

          Gyms in this country have genuinely like 40/60 split female male
          And a lot of younger women wanting to get that shelf influenced by instagram

          (I support that trend)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck around and find out. She'll be gone soon so you've nothing to lose, nobody will know you got that tic tac dick and balls the size of a grain of sand.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate people like you, you're like fucking women. No one gives a fuck how you look cunt, the vast majority of people feed off body language and interaction and you're likely just average but have some women complex where you think you'd change your nose or guys won't like your small breasts. It's baseless or you've over analyzed someone who was frustrated with you and made a comment about your appearance.
            She probably thinks you look gruff and strong, or maybe she thinks your cardboard face is charismatic.
            Stop being a gay teenager with your victim complex and just ask her if she'd like to hang out somewhere you'd want to go with her. It's better to have loved and lost you

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym has like three women total. Where the fuck are you guys going, Planet Fitness?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moron YOU'VE GOT A CHANCE TO FUCK HER. You WON'T fuck up if you go for it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you are wasting time on your crush.
    the workout is going to crush you.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there’s no cute girls at my gym. which is fine since i’m too autistic to talk to them anyway

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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