Handshake mogging is the best mogging there is

Handshake mogging is the best mogging there is

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My handshakes are firm, I squeeze their hands to show that I'm in charge here. No one expects their hands to be squashed.
    Hate noodle hands though. Noodle soft weak hands disgut me... want to clean my hands immediately.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hands too small to handshake mog
    How do I cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only shake hands with other manlets or children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most other manlets handmog me though. I've been handmogged by teenage girls

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I exclusively warrior clasp

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who tries to outsqueeze the opposing party just comes off as insecure and impolite.
    Come to think of it attempting to mog during a handshake defeats its entire purpose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I was in the military where nobody shakes hands, to studying biomed as an undergrad full of women and nerds, and now I study medicine which is full of women and nerds. At a university function I had the misfortune of meeting some business degree guys who approached myself and some of my female and male friends and the first business guy introduced himself and extended his hand and tried this bullshit handshake mogging thing where he grabbed my elbow with his other hand, tried to squeeze my hand like a lemon and twist the shit out of my wrist so his hand is on top. I violently pulled my hand up and out of his grasp and said "what the fuck is wrong with you? that's not even remotely close to how you shake someone's hand" and basically berated him in front of about 5 people and ignored the rest of them the whole night.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Real businessmen don't try to pull this shit because their insecurities and incompetence become transparent. I like that it's still a thing though because it's a quick efficient way to filter out losers and posers from your business dealings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I’m going to start calling out these dumbasses in the same way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0YMwq6i.jpg

        Based. I’m going to start calling out these dumbasses in the same way.

        It's usually either some limp wristed bitch, and when you shake his hand you feel genuine disgust, or it's some retard who actually thinks he has to "mog" you and tries to crush your hand or do that autistic power move shit like you said.

        They just don't get it, when you shake a guy's hand sometimes it really makes you feel like you can trust him, but leave it to zoomers to not know how to properly interact with people in real life, I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy knows what's up. I just make a "C" and maybe put a little pressure but never squeeze. They try and do the grip mog thing, they'll just squeeze a solid claw and they usually just stop. If they don't realize they're not going to be able to do it and keep squeezing, i squish their hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Come to think of it attempting to mog during a handshake defeats its entire purpose.
      Yeah, sounds about right
      >meet a guy
      >decide to try to """mog""" him from the very beginning
      absolute autism

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Handshake mogging
    what is this? not trolling just don't know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you can feel someone is stronger and better than you by just shaking hands

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just naturally have a firm handshake without trying to squeeze the hand but because of that some people think I am trying to outsqueeze them, so many times they start squeezing my hand instead and hold onto it to see my reaction. Whenever that happens I just apply the same pressure and don't let go either until they stop

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah eye contact is the best

    Handshakes should be just enough to feel tightness but not hard. If u handshake hard I fucking hate u, don't hurt my precious hands (I'm a girl btw)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Handshakes are for insecure gays desperate to prove something. Manlet business"men" practice shaking hands with mannequins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where I am from people get very upset if you don't reach out to shake their hands, considered highly disrespectful

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are all wrong. The way you handshake mog is not by squeezing as hard as possible but by turning your hand above the other guy’s hand.

    It’s what happened to me when I was working as an intern for the forest service, that asshole tech I was introduced was shaking my hand and all of a sudden forced his hand above mine. He was like 10 years older than me. Kind of a dick move

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do i get a boner when another man gives me a firm handshake? Is it autism?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ur gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you're thinking is a handshake is actually called a "handjob"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to befriend you, sir.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can close a 250lb gripper and only wrench on someone who tries to crush my hand first. I used to sell heavy construction equipment this was a very frequent thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That has to be fucking photoshopped, what the actual fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about the orcas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Opens with Werner Herzog on penguins
          I'm thinking based.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know he brought up orcas. But I'm just blown away by how high up that guy is in the air.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That has to be fucking photoshopped, what the actual fuck

          It’s real, these whales can jump higher than any other animal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That has to be fucking photoshopped, what the actual fuck

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hand shake mogging is the biggest cope if you have to do this you already told the other party you find them as a threat, therefore ill just loosen my grip to let you know I do not find you as a threat cus you bitchmade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse psychology, I like it
      You can also suck his dick to let him really know you don’t fear him at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fat balding used car salesman reveals himself

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone tries to handshake mog me by squeezing hard and trying to overturn my hand
    >look them up and down from head to toe and then laugh

    Works everytime

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do reps woth 150 pound grippers. Most men I handshake who try to squeeze me and I squeez back complain. And it never gets old. I've even burned some bridges. I'm also a small guy 155 pounds 10% bf at 5'10

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JFC the stories of some of these handshake mog bros. A handshake is like a hug, you want enough pressure to know you're there and solid support. Do these people try to win at hugs by crushing others?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Handshake not firm enough = weak, handshake too firm = poorly bred. If you’re actually strong you shouldn’t have to go autismo to make people notice.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I give pretty weak handshakes. I usually don't take that kind of thing seriously at all.

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