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>just be confident
b***h choke on wiener
good for her for trying
this
we should encourage this
it's pretty cool tbqh
Depends on the looks, obese 3/10 should not think that they have chances with anything above 6/10 tops, anything else is insulting. Imagine working your ass off at the gym, get a killer body and then some fatty comes up thinking she can rizz you up.
agree
This. Guy sounded like a dickhead giving her the stink eye tbh, we need more girls asking guys out
Its a reddit post. Its either fake or heavily embellished.
I dont see how the guy was a dickhead. Nothing against the girl for trying but he has the right to say no plus it's not a normal thing for a girl to ask a guy out in a gym so he was probably thrown off
Not everybody likes being approached by strangers out of the blue, and resting b***h face is a thing, maybe the girl thought he was mean mugging her because she got rejected.
Also
>It went SO BADLY
Dude just said "no, thanks" chill
>Guy is so attractive that girl who's literally never asked a guy out decides to work up the courage to do it
>He's out of her league so he says no
>OMG men hate when women show interest
I agree.
Unless she is fat.
she's fat and the dude was an 11/10 Chad.
I agree, biggest reality is that not everyone is going to be interested for whatever reason it is. Say no politely and move on.
Depends on what standards you want to set. Judge based on physique? Praise good physique. Want equality? Praise equality.
She was probably a barrel-chested gorilla Black person who thought she could seduce Chad. Lol, lmao even.
>get approached by ogre
>do 360 and walk back out the door
>mfw
true
Hoflation had this b***h zooted. Bet she went after chad while she looks like a sack of potatoes. Fr wish that was me. I'd cuss a bum b***h out
Any zoomerspeak translators in the thread?
Hence the values of our women had risen to such heights, she is of a particular intoxication. It is my suspicion she seeks the company of greater men, though her attire be that more fitting of a farmer’s servant. Alas, my desires bestow me dreams of becoming the object of her fawnings, would that I chastise her for such wayward beslubbering.
Holy frick my sides
frickin lost
rare /fit /lit moment
I love you guys.
lmfao
This woman was overconfident because of the nature of the dating market, it favours women. I'd wager she went for a top-tier man while being an unworthy low-tier herself. I really wish she'd asked me out instead, I'd give her a piece of my mind.
Hoflation carry this b***h go high. Bet she waka go chad side while she dey look like sack of potatoes. For real I go like make na me, I for cuss one useless b***h.
>This post was brought to you by BBC pidgin
Due to overvaluation of female attention, women such as this are delusional and egotistical. More than likely, she looks like an ogre, but thinks she's hot enough to not only approach an attractive man, but for that man to reciprocate without any prior interaction. I wish I was in that man's position. I would make a scene and denigrate that worthless woman to remind her of her place in the social ladder: at the bottom.
women's egos have grown disproportionately as a result of simps on the internet, which had this particular woman thinking irrationally. I wager she approached this nice looking and fit young man while she herself looked unfit. I really wish that was I. I'd rabble with the ugly lass.
>even the translation has zoomerspeak
impressive how our culture degraded
Ladies' self-confidence has increased unreasonably due to permanent attention on the world wide web, which has led this specific female individual to be overconfident. I reckon she engaged this handsome looking and sporty chap despite being out of shape herself. Oh how I wish our places had been reversed. I shall gladly shag a nasty hoe.
Splendid translation, my good lad.
“Cuss” is not a euphemism for sex. He is saying that he would berate her with profanities.
on god fr fr
>I'd cuss a bum b***h out
>I shall gladly shag a nasty hoe
Terrible translation.
Holy frick put me in the screencap.
kys newbie
The wench hath a sweetened ear, and thinks herself a rose; she pursued a comely gentleman though she be as lovely as a potato. Would that it were I, to go hither and thither upon yon toadlike visage.
Kek.
>On today's episode: anon learns that hoes lie.
As a rule of thumb pay attention to how they act and not to what they say.
She was super into me, being friendly, smiling, introducing me to her friends
I'm not saying that she wasn't anon. Just that she lied. Look, she changed her mind. Why? Who knows? Maybe you used a world her ex used a lot and that sent her into a meltdown, maybe she found something better to do, maybe her horoscope told her about how anon would cum on her hair and Becky would notice it and make fun of her latter that day. Who cares? The point is: women are flaky, they aren't direct and most of them will lie at the drop of a hat instead of being frank with you. That's not on you, that's on her. You avoided a lying and self absorbed hoe. Congrats.
Thanks
Best one
Thus flatt'ry doth make harlots of them all,
And thus the natty mire of motivation
Is stricken down with the vain likes of thots,
And manface lusting of great sloth and autism
With this regard her milkers turns to cheese
And lose the name of LONDON.
"Hoflation did bewitch this damsel, rendering her quite addled. Methinks she did pursue a Chad whilst resembling a sack of potatoes. Truly, I do wish 'twas I. I would castigate such a base wench forthwith."
304 thought she could rizz gigachad after taking too much fanum tax fr
>Hoflation had this b***h zooted
dang no cap not enough rizz my brother in christ frfr bet?
"No cap", my zoomer friend!
I'm literally shaking after reading this. The gym is NOT a place for creeps to approach people innocently working out!
id tell you to stop talking like a Black person but you're likely a kinky haired mullatgroid Black personbeast.
I hate women so much it's unreal
An overabundance of potential mates had a notable impact. It is speculated that she pursued Chad, despite her less favorable appearance. Personally, I desire to be in that situation, expressing disapproval towards someone lacking refinement.
Humorous.
Theater kid moment
There was once a toad,
With skin like a bog,
That approached a frog,
With colors that glowed.
Trying to seem meek,
The toad asked it this:
"Could you bring me bliss,
"As you're what I seek?"
The frog replied soon,
With pure disregard,
"Your visage is marred,
"Your thoughts like a loon,
"Who floats on the pond,
"Under the moonlight,
"Believes it's in flight,
"With the stars beyond."
The toad, dejected,
Replied, "understood,"
And left like it should,
Now rightly rejected.
The toad and the frog,
Turned cheek without tryst,
No boon for the lard;
No bond to the blight,
Could be projected.
Very pretty, thanks for sharing.
kino post
wear monkeyspeak amulet
売女は最近傲慢になっています。彼女は醜いのに、良い男を追った。もし私が彼だったら、彼女を彼女の代わりに置いただろう。
Livvy just rizzed Baby Gronk
>Is this what men feel like after being rejected?
Really curious what she thought getting rejected felt like before this
Thiiiiis
It depends last 2 rejections to girls I did were polar opposites, found one crying a few minutes after the rejection and the last one I overheard her talking to her friend saying "atleast I tried" and sounded pretty normal.
She's a women they seem to incapable of putting themselves in someone else's shoes
What to you mean? I don't understand
that's just how most peopleare , not just women.
She’s never even considered what a man might feel like in any situation.
Honestly I expected to be filled with incel rage reading this but she took it really well and was able to reflect on how men might feel. Was pleasantly surprised.
No one has ever asked me out in my 32 years on this godforsaken planet. In all honesty, if someone did, I'd react exactly like that guy, even if I was into the girl, purely out of fear and/or autism.
Holy frick bros, I'm so lonely.
I would assume it's some sort of tiktok/youtube hidden cam prank thing
I've had women come hit on me 3 or 4 times ever. Each time it was a single mom who was a friend of a friend or coworker and they found out I owned my own house. b***h I know exactly how I act(aspy af) and what I look like(BUSTED), you do NOT think i'm cute, go away.
Yup. Panic.
>wah im so lonely
>i treat women like shit and pretend its "le autism"
how hard is it to take responsibility for yourself and control the way you behave? you're 32 years old.
>awkwardly ending a social interaction because you're legitimately autistic is treating women like shit
Huh?
foid/10
the only women who ask out men are crazy
At 16 a cute girl asked me out. 15 years later we've been married for 13 years and atill going strong. She's a racist white-supremacist latina who worships my BWC. Basically the perfect woman.
Jesus this really is unironically the perfect woman
This was the only time I got asked out by a girl
>be me 14 (5 years ago)
>skinnyfat suicidally depressed cutter who has absolutely zero social skills
>fat girl asks me out through a friend, having that friend tell me her confession
>attempt to convey in a cringey self deprecating joke that I do not want to because I am going to commit suicide soon
>because I'm moronic it translates into "I would rather kill myself than go out with her"
This happened a long time ago and when I was quite young but I still feel bad that I completely shit on that girl by accident. Thank you for reading my blog.
Girls asked me to dances a few times in highschool since I am tall. I acted the same way. I had a sister who is 4 years older than me and was a hardcore femnazi at that time who continuously harassed me which is why I was hesitant to do anything with women at that age. One of the girls I rejected started a rumor I was gay to get back at me btw, didn't help my opinion of women. Oh and that sister? She's now ftm transgender, apparently she's autistic and always had an inferiority complex with men.
I'm not begging for sympathy here, just saying that reaction is relatable given some context lol
i got accused of being gay so many times because i require intimacy for fricking and didnt want to pipe a b***h i knew for 5 minutes
27 and I’ve never been directly asked out before but have been in situations where the woman is obviously flirting.
>coworker talking about sex and mentions she thinks about my dick
>speech class and zoomer girl is staring at me endlessly
>walking around campus and little asian girl with her friends stops to stare at me opened mouthed
>older filipino classmate talks about how things aren’t working out for her between her old husband keeps asking me for lunch
>tutored for a class and this one mom kept bringing up how her husband is deployed and she is so lonely
>tutor again and this zoomer girls would try to find any excuse to touch me and flirt
>weird weeb girls would flirt and tell me how beautiful I am throughout class
and all those situations I reacted the same way the dude in OP did. There’s just something unappealing about obvious women
You're a gay. I would have put my penis in all of their veganas without even washing between (I am careful to never wash my penis).
I’ve got more
>go to breakfast with my mom and her friend
>moms friend’s daughter is there, little viet girl
>girl asks my mom’s friend to get my number from my mom (pure autism)
>randomly txts me asking to hangout
>says she needs someone to walk her home after class 😉
>tell her no can do, i get out of class early and I don’t want to wait around
>fresh off the boat mexican girl
>flirts with me all class
>over hear her obviously talking about how cute I am directly behind me
>one day wants me to walk her home 😉
>talking about how her bf doesn’t treat her well and she is horny
>tell her that sucks, ok well this is my stop ttyl
I have no interest in fast sex
To be young, single, and dumb again. You do you anon, as for me, I will keep never washing my penis. You would be surprised how many girls love the taste of days-old pussy or butthole on your dick. Sorry ladies, but y'all love it even if you don't know it.
I’m in awe of your dedication my friend, do you not shower or just place a plastic bag over your dick?
but they didn’t get to have sex with me so why do I care?
I shower, I just don't actively wash my dick or balls. And I have a job in construction so that shit gets sweaty. But if I have dates with 2 different girls on 2 different days close to eachother I just don't shower. They love that shit. The amount of times I have showed up with some other girls' scent and taste on my dick and then gotten a girl sucking my dick telling me she loves my taste is insane.
>mmmm anon you taste soo good
>anon your taste drives me insane
That shit makes me diamonds everytime
that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard lmfao
>mfw I have done all these thing unintenionally
i want to kms
Never heard someone call a Mexican a FOB
Fresh Over Border
none of them cared about your subtle rejections and just found another chad to frick within hours
idk why you guys brag about cucking yourself
> coworker talking about sex and mentions she thinks about my dick
>it thinks about you too
boom you’re in
No. That then turns into you go to HR because her having a sex dream doesn't mean she is interested by women logic but you saying that is sexual harassment.
>coworker talking about sex and mentions she thinks about my dick
Should of had her fired for sexual harassment.
>I'm so lonely that. I push people away from me
Self-inflicted problem, moron.
>what is autism
Uguu~
An excuse to get amphetamine prescription.
That woman is fat for sure or at least pudgy.
I assume they want something or they're talking to me because someone dared them. Has proven to be true the last 100 times out of 100
If a woman is desperate enough to ask ME out I can only imagine how broken and run through she is.
Hasn't happened but the same logic applies to mirin girls (happened).
>you look like that at ME, how am I ever supposed to trust you around chad?
And I walk away disgusted
I had an older woman follow me into a bar and sit next to me and I told her I'd rather throw up on my own dick than frick her
F
Let me tell you about the times girls have hit on me.
>girl comes up to me at a bar/club and says I'm the hottest guy in the bar
>ask me to dance with her
>10 minutes later she is sucking my dick while we drive back to my apartment
>girl I've seen at my gym a few times is out with a few people I know
>She is side eyeing me the entire time but I'm talking to a female friend I've known about a break up I went through
>I leave and the girl goes to my female friend and ask why weren't making out
>my friend tells her we're just friends
>girl gets up and chases after me but I had already made it to the doors by then
>my friend tells me this story
>see her at the gym a few days later and talk to her
>she is blushing the entire time
>at a concert once with a girl I'm dating
>show ends and we get separated by a line of people leaving
>as I'm standing there I feel my dick get grabbed
>I look around and girl looks back and smiles at me as she is walking away
>out with a group of friends
>girl I've known somewhat for a few years but not real closely is there
>she's really fricking hot and I've wanted to hook up with her for a while
>we are dancing and we start making out
>she is so nervous she accidentally punches me when she tries to grab my head
>we dated for a few months but she told me she was always wanted to hook up but was too nervous to try because she thought I was out of her league
Anyways. That sucks bro. Just be confident or play your cards or whatever. Just have a nice day.
I will say though it took me years to realize this though. There's been plenty of misses along the way.
>in middle school
>girl I like with giant breasts
>we've been hanging out for a few weeks etc
>at her house and her mom isn't home
>laying on one of her couches watching tv
>she gets up from the other couch and then comes back and then lays on the couch with me
>my arm is under her and she takes it and wraps it around her and my hand lands on her tit
>lay there frozen while I get hard
>what probably felt like an entirety my hand is just laying on her big massive tit
>idk what to do
>eventually her mom arrives home and we both get up and I have to hid my hard on
>same girl
>probably few weeks later
>at her house again
>laying on her couch and she lays on top of me
>she lays her face on mine and pretty much soft lands her lips onto mine
>really like her
>"I think we should go out"
>she ask "why" in a flirty way
>"I..I..I don't know"
>summer going into 9th grade
>take summer school classes like PE so I don't have to do it during the school year
>few girls from a close by high school are there too in my class
>start to talk to them daily
>one girl sits behind me everyday and plays with my hair while we are in the room
>on the track while I talk to my friends as we walk and run she always yells stuff at me when we pass each other
>this was 2002 so no cell phones and I can't even drive yet
>summer school ends
>few months later I'm at the mall on a friday night with my friends
>"ANON!"
>I turn around and it's her and some of her friends who were in the class
>she's wearing a cheerleading outfit
>she gives me a big hug
>"hey I gotta go we're going to buy new skateboards"
>walk away and never see her again
I thought it was pitty or a prank because cheerleaders and jocks only dated each other and cheerleaders wouldn't date a skater.
There's been some obvious misses along the way but I grew out of that in my early 20s.
Yeah, the shit you do when you're young is straight up moronic. I had this happen a few times myself and was a KHV until 21. Don't know what the frick I was doing but at least I got off my ass and fixed it by 23-24. That's life.
lol, im a manlet - I've been asked out by girls and a girl has never said no when I asked them out. Married w 3 kids. Frick these hoes
Yeah you're a successful "manlet" AKA at least 5'9"
she's braver than me
Things that didn't happen: edition no. 1738385
nobody has ever asked me out
No one has ever asked me on a date.
>pic
If she looks good, then he's a moron. That would be some free, zero effort pussy to cum into and slap around for a few weeks before getting bored.
If she looks like a fat goblin, then based.
you do realise her pussy feels exactly the same no matter how she looks right and how fat she is, right?
>For months I've been secretly admiring him
do normies really?
It may feel the same, but my enjoyment and hardness of dick depends on how she looks
Tell me you've only fricked fat chicks without telling me you've only fricked fat chicks
look if it works for James Bond it fricking works for me
No this guy hasn’t been laid period. I’ve only fricked three veganas in my life (and married the last one) and they don’t all feel the same.
>That would be some free, zero effort pussy to cum into and slap around for a few weeks before getting bored.
Wrong on so many levels, funnily enough a comment like this either comes from a Normie or an ugly incel.
Autist Chads know shit sucks irl,what seems 0 effort to a normie to us is like a mountain.
Doesn't seem too bad
This dude fricked up. She's 20 lbs overweight, but in the gym and doing intermittent fasting with the goal of hitting 135 lbs. He could've got her while she still had low self-esteem.
Yeah especially considering she seems to have the right mindset.
>Been working out consistently since April but I hadn’t seen any significant change in the scale. I realized that I needed to change my diet and consume less calories.
>I started IF at 16:8 and also decreased my carb intake, eating more veggies and drinking much more water.
We don't know him. He might already have a gf
Women who feel they have moved up in sexual marketplace value leave.
Sounds fun in practice but women are not loyal. If she gets fit and hot she'll upgrade to a better man than you, you who was so desparate he had to bag a fat chick
Who hurt you bro? Not everyone's out to frick as many dudes dicks as possible bro. Unless you're dating a prostitute there's no need to worry about them "upgrading" lmao. It's not like a fatty becomes a 10/10 just by losing some weight anyways
lmao you moron
>be fat woman
>meet guy who accepts you when you're fat
>lose weight
>receive attention from more attractive men
>think "if my [current boyfriend] accepted me when I was fat that must mean he thought we were in the same league when I was fat, and therefore now that I'm skinny I'm now better than him and deserve chad
Relationship ends and the guy seethes on IST writing a greentext over how he spent months encouraging his blob girlfriend to exercise and eat right just for her to cheat on him and dump him.
t. PT in gym who sees this exact scenario play out multiple times per year
t. moronic incel
>Unless you're dating a prostitute
All women are prostitutes. Even in my well-educated, christian traditional village there have been several cases of a couple marrying young (19-21) and then they both start careers and when she's a bit older and richer she starts posting bikini photos and getting a divorce
>27.6 body fat percentage
>not too bad
you must be american
That's not bad for a woman
For a gym going woman thats awful.
anything over 25 is bad
You must be a mutt
Face still matters
>5'6"
I hope you have a vegana
He couldn’t have known and it’s possible getting a date/bf would destroy all her motivation to get fit.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FIIyjJ1vehA?si=vd5gYbYN9IXG6LGH
Is this her?
goddamn that face
Bahahahahahaha it likely was like this.
Chick looks like that goblin Great Buttberg.
Douche.
Roastie
Dude really? If that was a girl saying that to a guy or an anon on IST, he'd commit suicide that night
>guy goes to talk to a girl at the gym
>hey you're cute
>"frick no"
>"busted ugly loser"
>"I only go for attractive guys, not losers like you"
As much as you guys hate women, they are at least nice enough to give guys a no thank you, or I have a boyfriend already. No girl has ever took out a flamethrower and torched a guy this hard.
you know that's not true
You haven't approached enough women to think that. When I absolutely was slaying, I'd still occasionally talk to a girl who would go ballistic. Legitimately the ultimate "can you hold your frame?" tests. Some old loser thought he was helping me by telling this girl to ask me to buy her a drink and I was like "ahhh no, sorry I don't really know you, I don't usually buy girls I don't know drinks." It was like this b***h was covered in gasoline and my words just threw a match on her. She put her hands on me in such a way that if it was any more aggressive she would have been throwing punches all while yelling almost at the top of her lungs about how much of a loser I was and how successful she was and how she didn't need a loser like me to buy her a drink.
Meanwhile, I'm looking at her friends and my friend like "who the frick is this chick?" That's one and for every one of those there were like 9 successes, but there were quite few I can remember off the top of my head who took my approach or approached me and just tried to socially disembowel me. Shit my buddy saw some girl walking and was like "hang in there kiddo!" and she just threw a haymaker at his face and that dude is basically a male model. Women like that are the exception, but they're absolutely out there and they aren't some 1 in 100 type girl. Probably like 1 in 8 are like that, maybe 1 in 10. I've been with the same girl for like 4 years now, but it was a warzone out there and I hear it's only even worse now.
>No girl has ever took out a flamethrower and torched a guy this hard.
lol come on.
>b***h interrupted him during his set
What a stupid c**t
>that last frame of her face unmasked
OFFHHH, imagine being an ugly version of Greta.
This is staged.
I hate zoomers so much and what they've done to the internet.
Millennials started that with youtube prank videos.
if you can't tell this is staged you have terminal brain damage
>Busted looking
BROOTAL
>Female gets rejected by sus looking dude at the gym
brutal
>lift at gym
>am 6’5, lean not super big 230lbs, obviously married
>short stack mirin
>offers to show me where to take the best pictures
>”no thank you”
>tell wife later
>”oh I know that short stack she follows me on IG she knows we’re married lol”
>several weeks pass
>tricep push down
>shake arms before lift
>short stack tries to hold my hand
>”don’t do that”
>shortstack is obviously embarrassed
Made the offer for her to join wife and I at church. Still waiting lol
theres something really amusing to me about how vicious women are to each other when either chasing a man who already has a woman or trying to tempt a man away from the woman she's with. women are the most perfect misogynists, i aspire to be like them but i perpetually fall short.
why do you consider yourself "obviously married?"
because you're a tall Christian chad?
Because of the wedding ring you fricking moron
Aren't you afraid of degloving? Don't wear when lifting
No, the bars are round and my ring is well chamfered (heh)
>that short stack she follows me on IG she knows we’re married lol
You just know both these women will be super friendly and complimenting when they meet each other and pretend they are friends, then when they get home talk shit about what a bawd they were
Im the one who rejected her. Honestly i have such autism i meant to say yes, but was afraid id have to have a conversation
Yea she stared at me all the time then i was in a treadmill next to her we got talking and exchanged numbers. We went out together that weekend and it was all good then at the end she started balling her eyes out saying something about just breaking up or w.e and she invited me inside while crying i politely told her its all good but im going home. Was nice about it but yea it was weird. I think she even stopped going to that gym. Crazy night tbh but yea thats my gym date story
Only time a girl "hit" on me was twice in my life and i was already talking to a girl, and i think i either seemed more attractive cuz or that she wanted to "beat" the other girl
Tfw I’ve had a dozen women make passes at me but they were so indirect and I was so autistic that I never realize what was going on until they’re gone forever
Heh. I'm normie enough to read the cues but autistic enough to intentionally sabotage them so I can continue to live in my infantile world of fantasy
>"hey, you want to come to my dorm to study? :)" (for a piss easy assignment at 7pm)
>nah. tonight's hamburger night so I'm going home asap
I also literally swat turned on a girl one time because I was thinking about my upcoming physics exam. We stopped, stared at each other, she smiled and I thought "oh, she's really cute." And that's when the autism activated. It's a skill that's been protecting me since middle school
>tonight's hamburger night so I'm going home asap
Based bulker. Never let anyone get in the way of your calories.
you didn't. It's precisely because you're autistic that you mistake politeness for hitting on you.
god I wish that was me
Do you see what she's wearing bro? She's for the streets
fake
>Gets pinkeye
Advanced neck training
No, but one instructor calls me "handsome" quite often.
>my only mire till now was a zoomer saying I looked handsome in a picture he took of himself that had me on the background
At least it was no homo. He was just weird.
Someone on insta said I look like a shepherd with down syndrome so...no.
>baka
A man wrote that, not just any man but a subhuman redditor.
I only catch high-schooler brocoli heads sneaking pics of me occasionally
>Constant rejection
>Give up
>One day a medium fatty asks me out
>"Yeah, sure"
>Date for a while, move in together
>Suddenly chicks ranging from skinny-but-flat to buxom to full on muscle-christina-hendricks are asking me out
>I reflexively roll my eyes and ignore them
Once. It's now become a running joke.
>be me
>benching a plate to warm up
>tiny hard body shows materializes
>'i'm going to spot you'
>lmao, wtf, alright
>every time i bench, she stops whatever she's doing and 'spots' me.
>last week she got huffy and asked me why i haven't 'flirted back'
Little does she know, I'm fricking the owner of the Y.
the only way this story makes sense is that you're gay having sex with the owner who is a male or yes she's correct you'd flirt back.
Either way I won't judge you for impaling the Y owner's rectum.
>Little does she know, I'm fricking the owner of the Y.
gay homies be like; I guess it’s true what they about the YMCA
>all the newbies itt who think an actual woman wrote that
kek newfit is awful
Looking through her post history it seems legit
I had a girl approach me after my workout in the parking lot. She said "I've seen you checking me out in the gym" and propositioned me for a date. I told her I had a gf (which I did at the time).. Felt so good bro. She was actually pretty cute too. And yes, I was totally checking her out in the gym.
Back in high school we had some quiet new guy in our class one year and apparently all the girl were crazy about him, that entire le mysterious meme when someone looks good and keeps to himself.
So after a week or two one of the popular Stacy type girls approached him directly in the hallway with her friends behind her, said "Hi Anon, you have really beautiful eyes" and he immediately responded with "Frick off." and just moved past her as if she doesn’t exist.
No further interaction happened after that.
Speaking of, what the frick is it with ugly chicks and unwarranted, random ass compliments?
Yes, but it was a gay dude, which didn't exactly improve my self esteem.
No but I got scammed
Is it normal to literally never get approached as a man, even if you're decent looking?
I'm 6'2, IST and I think my face is alright (I've been complimented on my appearance by women before and I've managed to have sex a couple of times so I'm obviously not THAT ugly) , yet no girl has ever approached me in my entire life
Do you have to be top 1% gigachad in order for women to make the first move?
>tfw fat women get more attention than me
yes, it's pretty uncommon for women to approach men first though it obviously depends on the type of women. this is why you have to turn into fricking professor X. and read their mind for tells and shit.
>tfw you lose all of your hair trying to read the minds of women
We're missing a couple inches bro. Myself I'm just a 6'3" 215lb lean schlub with permanent thick abs and a thick wiener. Not enough to be approached. Everyone looks at me in the gym though because of my superior width.
you're frame isn't wide enough or your face isn't good enough
when your very attractive it's literally all women around will talk about
Yeah I'm not saying I'm a model or anything, I'm maybe like a 6 or a 7
But still, I would think in the quarter century I've been on this earth, I would've been approached at least once
So basically
>top 10% of dudes can have women approach them
>bottom 90% have to make the first move
>according to studies women rated 80% of men as intolerably unattractive
those numbers sound about right
>I'm IST
kek, that alone tells us your dress like a homosexual. That's why
When people say things like this, what do they mean by approach?
I've never been cold approached (and I don't believe cold approaches even exist in the real world outside a few PUA spergs).
But throughout high school and college I was constantly asked out by and had hookups initiated by girls in my friendship groups or through mutual friends after talking a bit.
I mean cold approached, yeah
Like no girl's ever come up to me and ask for my number
you just have to go out more. I've been approached by women before and I'm 5'6" and slightly balding lmao
granted, they were all autistic weirdos
>Is it normal to literally never get approached as a man, even if you're decent looking?
yes. women want to be chased. they'll give you a subtle sign that they want to be chased but they want you to do the work. sometimes, very rarely, will women do the chasing. sometimes, very rarely, this will work to your benefit - i.e. she saw you and suddenly her pussy could float noah's ark. but this is rare compared to the women who are fricked in the head that will cause you unending problems and are just looking for their next victim. you have to do the chasing anon. just chase them, they love it. but don't make it obvious, they don't like thirsty men.
This. Feminists are lying about everything. Women are the ones demanding traditional gender roles. The sooner you realize that feminism is a lie, the happier you'll be.
Women are demanding traditional gender roles for men, while they can do what they want. When you realize the hardcore feminists past and present are all busted women you stop taking them seriously, because who cares what ugly women want
Correct. Every busted bawd says they want a "traditional man" but would not even under pain of death submit to the role of a traditional woman.
If we kill all the simps, feminism vanishes overnight.
>If we kill all the simps, feminism vanishes overnight.
and this is why sexbots will be the end of feminism. Feminists keep coping by saying "but only pathetic losers will frick sexbots!" But those pathetic losers are the base of feminism. Feminism can't survive without betas. Once those men just frick robots instead of simping for feminism, feminism will die.
You're right in that AI+sexbots will probably have an effect on simps. I just don't know if it will be measurable, though. I could see simps having AI gfs and sexbots but still simping for women irl because it's their chance to get the attention of a real woman.
If you’re good looking or tall enough women will absolutely approach you. I was that guy mainly thanks to being 6’6”before I started balding and got wife’d up. They don’t ask for your number straight up but the shy ones will start a goofy conversation under some false pretense like the shoes you’re wearing. The sloots either give you outrageous body language like licking their lips or literally bumping into you or they directly comment on your body. Mediocre looking dudes like to cope about women never making the first move as a rule but it’s fake news.
yeah, im pretty sure if you're not a 9+, you will never get a hard approach.
im similar stats to you, been with 10 girls, and I cannot really remember every being "hit on"
what has happened a lot (and what i fricked up a lot before i learned how to read signals and increased my self esteem) was getting a lot of "opening" signals, where they make it clear they would be open to an approach by you. but very rarely will they straight up initiate
>yeah, im pretty sure if you're not a 9+, you will never get a hard approach.
I'm a 5 on a good day and Ihave plenty of hard approaches. You're either overestimating the difficulty of getting foid attention, overestimating the looks of other men, or underestimating your own ugliness. FWIW I'm unwashed dick anon
I guess I am good looking enough to get approached but it’s very rarely by very attractive women. Not ugly either though, slightly above average is the norm. I guess the women who do feel confident enough to approach and know they’re not attractive enough to have guys they want approach them. I think this is the main reason why you often see good looking guys with less attractive girlfriends. Especially if they’re not the most outgoing or aggressive it’s a lot easier to have a decent girlfriend who does all the legwork for you than to jump through all the hoops to get a top tier beauty even when you have a good chance of succeeding
i've had a girl ask my number right after meeting me but she turned out to be crazy
As a big teen, something like 6'1 210 lbs as a freshman, I would get hit on by random fully grown women in public. I even got the number of my orthodontist's assistant who had to be like early 20s at the time. Also, she flirted with me about my Dying Fetus jacket, so being IST means nothing. When women 'make a move' it's generally more subtle, and you still have to do the legwork. I don't pursue women at all because I have no romantic interest, and conversations with them never amount to anything.
No, I've been approached at clubs and nights out before. A girl grabbed my ass one time.
Yeah, the man is supposed to do the approaching, that's like rule number of dating. The fact that you are not asking her out is already a sign you are an incompetent man
Yes. Feminism lied to you, women actually hate equality and gender roles exist because of female privilege. Deal with it and start objectifying women more (it makes it easier to be assertive with them)
I'm 5'11 and I get approached by women. You have to be in an enviroment where there are many women (School, work etc.)
What do you think of as approach? Will a girl literally come up and try to “close” by asking for your number after a little banter? This is exceedingly uncommon and have never heard of such a thing IRL. Will a girl put herself in your vicinity and cue you in to talk to her? That’s how it is supposed to work. If you’re halfway handsome then this should happen at least sometimes if you go out to bars and parties and such. Not sure about daily activities like the grocery store, etc. My luck has been hit or miss, but my current gf definitely made it known at a party that she was interested without explicitly saying so, and I simply picked up on it and took it from there
> t. Sex haver
Guy is probably a 8/10 chad while she's 4/10. She wouldn't approach a guy in her own league. Still good that she approached
Nobody thought to check her post history?
If she is average height she is literally obese lmao.
that's not god-awful given she's in the gym and trying to fix it while only being like 20 lbs overweight. could be fixed in a couple months
you can see her BMI at the bottom. she's edging on the wrong side of overweight, not even close to obese though.
is she fricking moronic? 4lbs in one week of IF is going to be water weight and glycogen stores more than it is actual fat. She actually thinks thats real progress? Cant want to see the melt down when she jumps up 7lbs overnight from one hearty meal.
Cringe. 4 pounds in 1,5 weeks is fine, extrapolate that into a year of the same and she's looking much better. You're right that the first few pounds are the easiest though so the real difficult part is coming up for her
>extrapolate that into a year of the same
His point is that you cannot do that, because the weight lost isn't from fat and she'll regain it immediately once those glycogen stores and water are replenished.
>27.6% bf
that's not great but it's not bad either. She's chubby but not fat. 32% is fat for women and under 25% is normal, so she's in between
> Hot girl talks to me out of the blue.
> Super onto me, smiles, eye contact
> Asks for number and Facebook
> She adds.me
> Sends me bubbly messages like "good morning :)"
> Messaging back and forth for a week
> Set a day to meet
> I show up, she never shows up
> Call her, text her; silence
> She replies later " I didn't show up because I thought you were joking"
> Says she has bf
> "I wanted to be friends with you because you are so smart and interesting, did I give you the wrong idea?"
she was gonna have an affair with you but pussied out, sucks man
That's reassuring
lmao
this would make a great 'jak
>big fat homosexual
kek, it's horrible. teenage girls are little monsters.
>She laughed and grabbed the tots and started throwing them at me and laughing calling me "big fat homosexual"
Lmao when will fatties learn?
I think it's less about being attractive and more about the kind of woman you attract. A friend of mine is the most passive man I've ever met and as a result only assertive girls are interested on him. He even had a girl from uni do a full blown anime tier love confession out of the blue once.
Don't envy the guy tho. There were only four times a woman demonstrated interest on him. Of these four two he rejected out of autism, one was his 30 yo bpd boss who wanted to cheat on her bf with him and ended up friendzoning my friend and using him as an emotional tampon for months and the last one is a hambeast that he's currently dating after she drunkenly groped his dick on a party, who I believe is the only woman he has ever fricked or even kissed.
Anyway. You're a man. Go after it my homie.
Frick all of you.
what's got you down
>be on rowing machine
>5'1 qt sits in rower beside me refreshing her facebook profile repeatedly
>does this for about 3 minutes
>gets up and leaves without doing any rowing
Did I just witness female autism?
Probably, but for some possible context in her defense she may have seen some unflattering man glancing at her and was using you as a prop to get him to frick off. It may be autistic but it saves time.
you're the one with autism for not starting a conversation with her
I have a workout to finish
And a wife at home
(Those are in order of priority)
oh ok
she's not autistic though, she was doing the normal thing
>redditgay replies to himself
She was probably waiting for you to demonstrate but you stared at her phone instead.
no and i hope it stays that way.
I would reject her and it would be awkard after.
Uh…guys?
I don't even know how to HAVE sex. I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin. I literally don't even know where the veganal hole is and just found out a few years ago women have TWO holes around that area not including the actual anus. Like serious, another hole (urethra) near the vegana that isn't the fricking anus? It was mind-blowing to me when I did some brief research (including studying simple picture diagrams of the anatomy of a vegana) and it's still mind-blowing to me today.
I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes? Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vegana? Do you think she'd like that?
Frick that, how do you even get to THAT point and even court a woman? Do I just scan the room I'm in and look for a woman giving me a very friendly smile and ask if she's sexually attracted to me? I don't have a car or a home that I can just bring her to (I live with my grandmother who's a hoarder and my room is also a mess), I can just ask her for me to take an Uber to her place or we can meet at a cheap motel somewhere right? I've never used an Uber before, but I may have to. Do you think she could pick me up and drop me back off after? Or maybe she picks me up and I get an Uber back home after?
Also, I'm a grower 100% and my penis is like 1.5-2 inches long flaccid but around 6 inches when fully erect that's enough right? I was thinking just chewing a few of them beforehand to make sure I can actually get it up because I'll probably be concerned about my hideous, grotesque body the entire time as my body fat flaps around and engulfs her like a meaty shower curtain (which presumably can't be good for the psyche or the ability to maintain an ere
Sorry to tell you this bro but you know how morons don't have enough iq to pass high school tests? Well you are the same but in human instincts and the test part is sex.
So it's over essentially?
Deduce that by yourself,I know your logical iq is enough for that
it never even began
this post is hilarious
It's not hilarious if you're me tho. I literally don't even know how to have sex.
bro just stick it in and thrust
Lots of guy have sex and are still bad at it. I wouldn’t worry about it
Feels good that there are other people as socially moronic as me.
>Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vegana?
I don't there are any laws against it
there but for the grace of god go i
>I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes?
homie you're going to have your carnal instincts take over and you will go apeshit over the girl and all things will fall into place
But if you're a turbo autist you're nature's cruelest joke and you will not have this carnal instinct shit happen
lmao buddy, i think that was one of the most autistic things ive ever read here. You sound like a fricking robot or an alien who somehow found himself stuck with humans. My advice would be to just emulate other humans. Watch movies or observe them around in nature and act like more successfull ones. Steal their little quirks and mannerisms and stack them, maybe throw in a little of confidence boosting drugs and off you go. But only if you actually desire sex, and it that case you would be atleast a little bit human. If not, then you are blessed and free of instinctual chains. you woud havge more freedom than the large majority of humans
I just want to experience intimacy once before I pass on from this world, my friend
A man wrote this story. It's extremely obvious, and if you can't tell that based on the writing style, alone, you need help.
Something about that doesn't add up.
>baka
she blaq?
I've had no physical contact with any woman whatsoever since I last had sex over six years ago (2286 days to be exact).
Understandable
I've never asked a chick out. I've only had one gf and that's because she was the one to ask me out and initiated everything. All I said was 'sure'.
>Is this what men feel like after being rejected?
the first few times yeah. Then you become numb to it.
>You have my sympathies
she says that but I doubt she means it. The next time somebody talks about "male privilege" she'll nod along with it. She's still going to keep rejecting men for being less assertive. She's still going to call men creepy for hitting on women at the gym. She got a tiny taste of what the other side is like, but she will forget all about it and go back to pretending that men are the ones enforcing gender roles on women and that women are """"oppressed""""
>they would drag me for asking a man out as a woman
only women would drag her for that. Any man regardless of his political views would praise her for it. Feminists are the ones who keep up the lie that women shouldn't ask men out.
>Has anyone at the gym ever asked you on a date?
no but I got a couple gym mires in college. One girl was definitely flirting with me but at the time I was one of those male feminist types who thought it's "creepy" to hit on women at the gym so I was afraid to act on it. I still think about it sometimes because she was really hot.
not at the gym, but at BJJ
>19
>small twig 5'9 130lbs
>always paired with the girls in the class
>one small 31 year old bjj mommy takes a liking to me
>we roll a lot over the months
>sometimes I detect a change in her breathing, not the exerted breathing of working hard, but the soft breathing of an excited girl (I wasn't a virgin at that time)
>once she asked me "how old are you? 19? Ooh that's almost in my dating range!"
>I now know that was a "shit test" for me to overcome that I failed
>once I let her take mount, she relaxed and said, "ooh this is comfy, I might just stay right here for a bit. I put my hands on her hips and let her sit there for a few moments looking at each other before bumping her off
It never got any more serious than that. I was still very shy and scared of failure at that point.
This is bullshit but I choose to believe it because a martial muscle wife is quite possibly the most erotic thing I can imagine
I can't even believe they let men and women practice ground fighting together there is zero chance I wouldn't pop a boner
Today I saw a woman who wasn't dressed like a prostitute at the gym. If I keep seeing her I'll initiate something.
1 of 3 things happened here
1. he has a girlfriend already
2. he's gay
3. she's fat
Option 3
If a guy asked a girl out at my gym they'd get permabanned from the gym and exposed on social media. Someone lightly rejecting you is a blessing.
This story was written by a dude. If it actually happened, the guy said no because he saw a troony freak walk up to him and use his warbling estrogen voice ask him out.
That, or she's a fat frick.
I'm married, but don't wear my wedding ring when I work out. Sometimes women flirt with me and it catches me off guard and I typically just try to cut it off as fast as possible. I can see it coming off as rude, but I honestly don't care.
guy sounds like a sperg. An easy way to politely reject a girl is to say "im not really looking for anything serious". Girls know that means "I just want to frick", and if they are any trouble, they'll just walk away. If they really are on the same page they'll say "same".
You get to reject the girl or get easy sex. And don't say "what if he had a girl", then he should have fricking said he had a girl. Honestly just sounds like a really clueless/young guy. Any guy who gets pussy knows a girl asking you out is a layup, unless she's like a 2/10
or the girl is just really unattractive and the guy didn't want to waste his time. Not everyone is willing to frick landwhales like you
No. The only women that hit on me have a bf/husband.
If half the stories off here on female interactions are to be believed, then IST must unironically be full of some of the most dysgenic subhumans on the planet.
I consider myself to be slightly above average and I get approached by girls every time I go out on the weekends etc.
Today I realized that a girl I thought I was just interacting as good friends with most likely wanted to frick me, telling in multiple occasions to sleep over with her saying shit like
>you know you got you Airbnb waiting for you anytime 😉
>I just moved into my new apartment why don't you move in with me tee hee
I honestly thought she was just being nice and offering me her couch so I wouldn't have to spend money on a hotel or whatever whenever I visited her state but when I told my friends about it randomly they looked at me with such awe of my moronation I just feel bad now. What do you non-virgin anons think? My mind just can't fathom someone wanting to frick me
Well what matters is did you want to frick her? If not then you rejected her in the best possible way. If you do want to frick her then lmao.
Well, at least it's nice to know what's keeping me a virgin is my autism and not my appearance
Two girls asked me for my number in the gym. I was nice and gave it to them because of pic related- it’s pretty devastating for most women to get rejected after making the first move. One even told me it was the first time she’d ever done it. I already had a girlfriend though so it didn’t matter, it was easy to let them down later. They were alright, I guess I would have slept with them otherwise not dated though. I don’t know what goes through women’s minds when they’re approached and I guess it happens way more often for them and must be annoying especially when they won’t go away but for me I’m always nice to any woman that makes an approach even if she’s not attractive. Usually women will just do the give hints/signals thing though which I never act on because I hate approaching people, another reason why I’m nice to women who do it because I don’t even have the guts personally
I have a girlfriend so i don't even know how to proceed when a woman would ask me out. I wouldn't want to hurt her feeling but i want to make it clear i have no intention of pursuing something romantic or friendly.
She forgot to mention she weights 170lbs
>Is this what men feel like after being rejected?
if only she knew where things are these days for men
Yes, she approached me in the gym a couple of times and I (a 30+ year old “incel”) lost my virginity to her. She’s a pretty cute, thin, attractive 24 year old. But she fell in love with me during the sex and pressured me to claim her as her boyfriend afterwards. It felt too rushed so I kind of ended it with her.
I'd never date the kind of bawd that approaches men
Guaranteed to cheat
>too moronic to recognize when someone is filtering with me
>wife usually let's me know when someone was.
>plot twist: the dude was an autismo ISTizen who was a afraid to hang out with women
Literally 0 women have ever showed any interest in me
When I first start going to a new gym I will have a few random people try to get close to me but they quickly realize I'm extremely antisocial.
Anti social doesn’t mean shy; it literally means anti society
Basically the mindset of 14 year
olds
I'm a man, so no.
However, I did ask a girl out a few weeks ago at the gym and she said yes. So I'm currently texting with her.
I did the same to a girl and now im too embarrassed to go back to the gym. I've just been using my treadmill at home.
>Girl comes over to where I’m working out and does squats with her back to me (normally 99% of people would be facing me just with how the rig is set up)
>looks at my face repeatedly
>does another set of split squats then does a little booty wiggle dance
>looks at me
>I am fricking ZOOTED from a widow maker set of squats, barely conscious, likely making a fricked up fsce
>she calls her friend over and they’re like, visibly upset about something in whispers
Sorry slunts, I’m taken (my wife fricking hates my guts and I’m pretty sure I have a hallway pass)
>be 14 at school
>one of the hottest girls in the year starts trying to talk to me
>shes a little gothic and knows I like heavy music
>gives me a cd randomly in class
>ok whatever thanks
>end up being sat next to her in chemistry (lol)
>we have good chat but im constantly on my guard
>one day she asks me if i want to be her boyfriend
>it's a trap
>"no lol" and smile at her as if I've just figured out her ruse
>she looks upset but I'm guessing this is part of the ruse
>years later
>find out she had a massive crush on me, hence the trying to talk to me, giving me a cd, inviting me to a party (declined because i wanted to play video games) and actually straight up asking me out when all else failed
She was like 5'11", black hair, massive breasts, perfect man and i turned her down because autism. This isn't the only time this happened either.
In 7th grade there was a big tiddy goth girl in one of my classes. We talked and everything. Everyday when we were in the halls she would hold my hand as we walked and would hold my hand in class. I just figured she was a prostitute and did this to everyone so I never tried anything else. Same thing, found out she was really into me.
I know I was really moronic but also though I got fricked up because in 6th grade there was a girl in my first period class that I could tell liked me. I'm not sure if all schools did this but we had a first period that was short, but it's when we had the school news, and kids could do any homework they had left, etc. So sometimes if nothing was going on we would play games. She would always pick me if we did heads up 7 up. I can really tell she likes me. Then one day she doesn't show up to class. School announcement comes on that she died over the weekend. Teacher in that period is sad and is crying as the announcement comes on and then she tells us. She had a brain aneurysm and died at the hospital. I think that fricked me up a for a little too because I felt like I was being punished for being sure a girl liked me.
this thread really highlights the differences between chads and subhumans kek
At the gym, no. But my wife did put the moves on me first when we started dating. We’d hung out a few times at the club we were both in and I was planning on going for it after a party we were on our way to but she stopped me and asked me to kiss her on the way. It’s been almost 17 years since that day.