Has anyone here ever pushed themself so hard physically they ended up shitting themself?
Has anyone here ever pushed themself so hard physically they ended up shitting themself?
Has anyone here ever pushed themself so hard physically they ended up shitting themself?
No
I threw up a couple times but never shit myself
threw up my protein shake mid squat
no I didn't finish the rep cause I'm a pussy b***h
Almost shit myself on a deadlift once but my stomach was kinda iffy and I took the risk. Thrown up a bunch though
Someone at my gym definitely shit themself today. It smelled too bad to be a fart. Was either the old man on the pussy machines or the black guy benching next to me.
that's just how black people reek.
I did blast my toilet with diarrhea 15 seconds after finishing a set once, probably would've shat myself had it been in a proper gym. Lightweight baby though.
yeah i thought it happened to everyone eventually, I remember I used to always lift fasted, sometimes I'd slam a monster with 2 scoops of creatine right before and there'd be a 10% chance I'd shit myself / throwup. Sick lifts tho
>2 scoops of creatine
like 8 grams?
was doing squats after a night of drinking and suicide wings. not a great day
One time I was running 5 miles after a somewhat spicy dinner, thought it would be a quick and easy, got to the halfway point when I suddenly felt the shit start banging on my rectum to get out.
I was running as fast as I could to get back home, but unfortunately the dam burst.
Now normally in the past I would just shit somewhere in tall grass, behind a rock, or in a ditch, but this time I was running in a Florida subdivision with zero cover anywhere, flat green lawns as far as the eye could see, at like 7pm during the summer with the bright ass sun still up. So I ended up shitting my pants 1/4 mile from home. I hate Florida.
When I was in HS I used to run a 10k up a pretty large hill (lived in the rocky mountains) and there was a cemetery near the turn around. I used to always have to shit around the turn around so I would hop behind the largest headstone for cover and drop a deuce. Years later it occurred to me that people were leaving flowers at the grave, which means it was regularly visited, they were probably greatly distressed that somebody kept shitting on their grandpas grave and wondered who was doing it and why.
This anon just casually shitting on someone's grave... this world man
I was once playing a game of counterstrike and we were 1 round away from losing and behind by 5 rounds or so, I really needed to shit but thought the game would be over soon so I held it. Me and my buddies somehow played amazingly and it got down to a tie, final round. At this point I can feel the shit battering my butthole like a bull in a pen but I didn't want to lose after all the effort so I stayed and played the round. I ended up being last alive against 3 enemies but got a super clutch double kill bringing it to me against the last guy. Anyway, it was very exciting and there was a lot of adrenaline in the moment and at one point I tried to relieve some pressure on my butthole by letting out a little fart, but I just starting shidding in my pants before the round was over so I pinched it off and sat there with a steaming nuclear log pressed up against my asscheeks. After the game I just threw my underwear and shorts in the trash, took a huge shit, took a shower, and went back to playing counterstrike with my bros. Only time I ever shit myself. I have farted on deadlifts multiple times however.
i have the same story except it was game battles for Halo 3
I once went so hard on the squats, i puked at the end of my last working set.
Yeah. Back when I was on SSRIs for my chronic depression I was in the gym lifting. I was having an extremely shit week, just quit my job (due to the depression) and I was taking out my frustration at myself by overloading. I was rage lifting and suddenly my pants were filled with watery diarrhea. Apparently SSRIs can make you shit watery diarrhea because they frick with your serotonin levels which also apparently affect your digestive system somehow.
Idk how it works exactly but I was wearing grey sweatpants and there as so much water that it legitimately looked like I had just left the shower while wearing my pants. Thankfully there wasn't any shit in the assplosion so it didn't smell that bad.
Tell us more, anon. Did anyone notice? Do you still go there? Or maybe you're a home gym chad?
I immediately dropped the bar and clenched super hard to stop the deluge, but the damage had been done. I'm pretty sure at least three people saw me fast-waddle to the bathroom. After that I didn't show up for a couple weeks, but I didn't stop using the gym entirely until the next year (for unrelated reasons)
Mirin' the strength.
>Doesn't wear a squat plug
Can you even call it a workout?
At the beginning of my fitness journey I would shit myself every squat rep
No but I went to the gym with a slight cough and then pushed myself harder than usual and then became fully sick
Unironically did during a kickboxing match I pushed so hard and I was so tired I actually took a small shit in my pants. It wasn't much and I managed to finish the match, but when I got to the bathroom my underwear was stained.
My wife when she was giving birth. Just be prepared anon
Same with mine, she shit while pushing out both our kids
>be me
>in US Army Infantry Basic Training
>sick with a fever from being around a bunch of dirty frickers for weeks
>first 5 mile run
>feel the liquid hot shit trying to escape me
>clench my cheeks as hard as I can while I run
>by the grace of god don’t shit myself and recover a bit after the first 2 miles
>the fever and dehydration start kicking my ass
>not even 100ft from the finish line the drill sergeants tell me to stop. You’ve got to be in REAL rough shape for them to tell you to stop
>tell them I’m fine as I slur my words like I’m drunk and keep coming in and out of consciousness and barely keeping myself from eating the pavement
>have to take an ice bath for 30mins to lower my body temperature that’s critically high
>feel weird and almost out of body for weeks afterwards
That’s the closest I’ve ever come to shitting myself while exercising. I have a notoriously tough gut though and never vomitted, ever after they made us drink a bunch of milk with a big meal and then ran us to exhaustion afterwards where nearly everyone else lost their dinner.
I think there's novel sized stories of us Army folk and shitting. I knew that spaghetti nights at the defac meant vomit and shit inducing punishment afterwards. I developed an eating disorder and phobia of food after training.
>all this army talk
okay now I understand how that is possible. Disregard me, I was ignorant.
No. But one time when I was doing triceps pull downs this dune coon next to me talked on the phone loudly which annoyed me so I started blasting sour eggs and tuna farts which made him gag and leave in a hurry.
In the Army
Doing one of those gay company runs. I could feel my intestines brewing some Kombucha fire.
Show up to formation for the run.
Start running. Get past three first mile.
Oooh nooooo
Poop exploding out of my ass while running.
My shorts have spandex under them. It fills the spandex, then bursts. It starts running down my legs.
Guys behind me start vomiting.
The company run starts turning into a company bodily fluid treadmill.
Other start slipping on the vomit.
I can't stop pooping.
I run back to the barracks to clean myself up.
A Fat Sergeant starts yelling as to why I am coming back in the barracks when I should be out running.
Sees my legs
Starts to vomit.
Shit and vomit smell fills the barracks.
When I was in high school I puked 2 times during a 2 hour workout. But that’s it. My friend shit himself squatting 4 pl8s
No I don't understand how that is possible. I've had that runner's high, saw God while deadlifting. I've known fear that made me tremble and cry, but I have never shit myself while working out.
How? That's so far removed from the healthy normal human experience.
>Did DLs on wednesday
>Shat blood yesterday and today
This is not ok for a 26 year old male
yeah, women.
All the time.
Yes.
Unimpressive reason why. My body was in shambles...
You dont shit yourself from simple effort but from shambles.
I try
No but I did puke after intense running a couple of times.
>farted during squats repeatedly
>ripped underwear and shorts x2
>passed out after diddlies because breathing optional
never shit myself tho but pretty sure i’ve surpassed max embarrassment already
No, but my only time in a PF ended about 20 minutes in after sprinting big time on an elliptical. Went to the bathroom to shit afterwards, kinda dizzy, and nuked the floor with probably a gallon or two of egg-filled water vomit. Left immediately and told nobody. Never went back.
>probably a gallon or two of egg-filled water vomit
>or two
No but i farted a lot doing barbell rows once. Like on every single rep brrrrt phrrrrt brrrrrrrrt.
Luckily i was alone coz it was awfully funny.
I was there
Not when lifting, but have been very close to shitting myself when running several times.
Threw up after swimming hard twice as a kid.
No but I did eat an entire package of coricidin cough & cold (triple c’s) and shit my pants
No but I ripped my shorts squatting and I go commando
yes i posted about it on here and people made fun of me
One time I was doing tricep kick backs so hard I prolapsed my anus.
Never had the problem. I once ran hills and I think it ground down whatever was in my colon because I got home and had to brap and it came out as shart paste.
I kept sharting and it shot out spraying paste on the shower floor.