Has anyone successfully got their gf/wife to get in shape?

Has anyone successfully got their gf/wife to get in shape?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Once I got in shape and she saw me getting mires and flirting with younger girls whenever we went out, she started hitting the gym too.
    Jealousy and insecurity are pretty much the only things that get girls to take action. You first, she'll follow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jealousy and insecurity is the same reason most of the guys are in the gym nowadays, no need to specify women

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is this bar so I can avoid it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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      LONDON England

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

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  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I lost 75lbs (250 -> 175) and got fit, my wife first complained I was "being selfish and spending time exercising instead of spending time with [her]." Note that I workout after her and the kids go to bed. Either way this went on for like a year and when she realized I was keeping the weight off for good, she started exercising daily and lost 30lbs (140 -> 110). Women will maintain a level of fitness to keep parity with their man.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In college I was working at a restaurant and a group of 2 guys 2 girls came in 5 minutes before closing. Policy was we had to serve them, they just ordered 1 round of drinks and sat there for almost an hour jabbering. I crop dusted them with some Mexican food farts and one of the girls noticed and started shouting 'That's disgusting!' and 'Whoever did that has some serious problems' while looking straight at me. They left soon after, closed up and went home. The end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you fatty silently?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        control your sphincter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like... *pshhhhhh* but you can't really hear it through my pants or over the sound of people talking.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The smelly hot ones tend to escape with no noise.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting too. I bought a home gym in 2022 and have been consistently working out. I hit a 445 deadlift and 345 squat my bench is still 2 plate. Well my wife who started just as a spotter started to lift. She’s up to a 155 diddly and a 95 bench. No squats yet as she can’t hit parallel or lower but we are working on it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A friend who isn't me tried but then his wife cried. Now he fricks 16 year old bawds legally (he is eastern european) on the side. His wife is happier than ever and now he just has to pretend to be really busy and limit sex with her once a week while making it seem like he's dying to frick her more but really he is just saying the shit he thinks about this teen bawd in a tight short skirt who sent him a video this morning of her wearing it with no panties underneath. He told her gm before kissing his wife and that just makes his wiener that much harder.

    Anyway, no, my friend couldn't make his wife lose weight but he still loves her a lot anyway and she is a good mom so what the frick ever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know so much about your friend and his wiener?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you the police?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but why did she cry

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I met my wife in college she made a comment about wanting to lift, but being too self-conscious to go to a public gym. I took my chance and said I could teach her in the garage gym my buddies and I had set up. I'm still amazed she agreed to it, all we had in there was bench with 2x4s for legs, a rusty barbell, and bunch of random plates. She's been fit ever since.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id have taken deep inhales and savoured the taste like a fine a cigar

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