>have a fat, juicy ass. >be male. >not gay

>have a fat, juicy ass
>be male
>not gay

The only way I can get rid of it is by doing cardio right? I've heard it's impossible to burn fat in a specific area of your body, it's all or nothing

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to get rid of it? Women love it and if any man comments on it tell them they're fricking gays for pointing it out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's case for 18-23 range

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what? girls in uni loved my ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, every girl I've ever dated cited my butt just as much as forearms or chest as my most attractive part
      I'm actively worried about losing it as I cut, a good butt is gold

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, every girl I've ever dated cited my butt just as much as forearms or chest as my most attractive part
      I'm actively worried about losing it as I cut, a good butt is gold

      what? girls in uni loved my ass

      Yes girls can appreciate a nice ass on an attractive man, but be aware that literally EVERY other feature of yours is far more important to them than your ass. Face, height, frame, hell they will even notice your shoes and judge you on them before even thinking about your ass.

      So it's ok to have a nice ass, but if someone is telling you that you should accentuate your ass and make it plump because "chicks dig that shit" know that you're just being groomed by some literal gay who is the one who will most definitely look at your ass far more than any girl out there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Face, height,.. shoes
        If all you care about is hooking up then sure. After a month in a relationship they'll stop caring about what tiktok says is important and absolutely get addicted to grabbing a nice ass on their partner

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, women stop caring how attractive, tall and fit her man is in a relationship and THEN start caring how much of a nice ass they have.

          Nice try, homosexual.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Asslet, or just another blackpiller? Stop making excuses
            >this might be more important so I'll just ignore the other thing that's also important

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that's also important
              No woman has EVER decided if she wants to be with a man depending on how his butt looks like. Not one, ever.
              Like I said, even something as stupid as your shoes means much more to her than how your butt looks like.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Face, height,.. shoes
      If all you care about is hooking up then sure. After a month in a relationship they'll stop caring about what tiktok says is important and absolutely get addicted to grabbing a nice ass on their partner

      >tfw hank hill ass
      its ogre

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      |
      large size shorts fits me barely, which makes me sad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie that aint even that bad. thats normal

        Why would you want to get rid of it? Women love it and if any man comments on it tell them they're fricking gays for pointing it out.

        was right its just gays tryna hit on you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you butt is average or maybe even small, you are very deluded if you really think it's fat and juicy
          also you shouldn't wear underwear, male underwear(and most modern male clothing too) is made to fit quirky women and not men

          thanks, I guess was just making a big deal of it in my head or the pics are bad, I couldn't really capture what I saw in the mirror.
          Still, would be better if I could fit into smaller sizes.
          Why tf can't I comfortable sit in Large size pants?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            probably because most pants nowadays have shit cuts for fat, no ass wienersucking morons or hungry skellies that like to have their waste come to just above their dick. try a pant with a higher 'rise' in the top block. like a mid rise pant. it gives more fabric to move with when bending and walking. also try a stretch fabric. i thought they were gay but damn if they dont work for things like jeans while still looking sharp

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              can you post some links bc i only know how to shop at the gap and even then not really. no i'm not going to IST that's the gayest board on the site

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just look at like levis. i think they have a fit guide. but you really need to try pants on in person. also
                >gap
                theres your problem. they have really shit cuts with tight legs short pubeshowing rises and narrow seats because they design their clothes to use the least fabric possible while still technically being a garment. why dont you just shop and some other discount place like nordstrom rack or something?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.primermagazine.com/2021/spend/pants-rise-explained-and-why-low-rise-isnt-always-your-best-choice
                heres an article explaining the concept of pant fit. i cant really hit you with brands because i admittedly spend way too much on my clothes. its worth it to me (superior construction, fabrics, fit), but im guessing you arent down to drop 100-250 on a pair of pants if youre at the gap.

                thank you

                Kim kardasian is fricking ugly that ass is disqusting

                zero symmetry when an ass in that big ,it has to be accompanied with thick thights she looks like she wears a stuffed diaper

                >needs thicc thighs
                >stuffed diaper
                correct. the best part of having a big booty lady is that the whole ass area is also big and voluptuous. they have big wide hips that suffocate and deafen you when you eat da puss and jiggle so much when you frick doggystyle.
                kim's legs are like meatballs on toothpicks. gross!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.primermagazine.com/2021/spend/pants-rise-explained-and-why-low-rise-isnt-always-your-best-choice
                heres an article explaining the concept of pant fit. i cant really hit you with brands because i admittedly spend way too much on my clothes. its worth it to me (superior construction, fabrics, fit), but im guessing you arent down to drop 100-250 on a pair of pants if youre at the gap.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you butt is average or maybe even small, you are very deluded if you really think it's fat and juicy
        also you shouldn't wear underwear, male underwear(and most modern male clothing too) is made to fit quirky women and not men

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure your always standing up straight/confident with good posture.

        If you slouch you stomach forward, you ass will look much bigger than it clearly is.

        Mine is way bigger than yours tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think thats large wait til you start repping 3plate

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie u gay

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a fat, juicy ass
    >be male
    >not gay
    you will be...you will be

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try fasting for 40 days.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's healthier to have your body fat stored on your ass than in your belly, doesn't end up attatching to organs that way. Be glad you have a fat ass, it's the best place for fat to be stored.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kim kardasian is fricking ugly that ass is disqusting

    zero symmetry when an ass in that big ,it has to be accompanied with thick thights she looks like she wears a stuffed diaper

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this disgusting goblina and her goblina family body made millennials and zoomers piss and shit and cum themselves and give up time and money
      Normies are irredeemable scum.

      I don't know what wrong with my brain man. Kim's ass is deformed and misshapen and saggy as frick but my brain still fires off when i see it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this disgusting goblina and her goblina family body made millennials and zoomers piss and shit and cum themselves and give up time and money
    Normies are irredeemable scum.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just typed fat ass on google man

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have large hips, maybe you could have too much estrogen. in fact you could even be an hermaphrodite and now be turning into a """ woman"""

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >describes his own buttocks as
    >>fat, juicy ass
    >not gay

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