Have any of you tried the angion method, and did you get a massive schlong?

Have any of you tried the angion method, and did you get a massive schlong?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This gif gave me a massive schlong (5.6 inches)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yowza! Come here, big boy!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a nice cock lenght anon, im proud of you

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because I'm satisfied with my average 6x5 inches and I haven't been manipulated by pornography into thinking I need any more than that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Proud owner of a small peepee.

      I love gooning it 2 big dick porn and thinking about huge dicked men fucking all the women i like irl.
      t. small owner of a small peepee.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >average 6x5 inches
      maybe amongst white men, that's massive compared to everyone else

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody asked, chang

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whites only care about other whites. e.g. Women fucking morons is the same as women fucking dogs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if you could make your dick bigger why wouldn’t you? I’m happy to be able bodied, but I still want to make my muscles bigger

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lift because my strength is inadequate. I read because there are so many things I don't understand that I want to understand. I learned to play the piano because I couldn't play the piano, and it was something I wanted to do
        There's no point in fixating on the size of my dick if it's already adequate. I have never had a woman tell me "I wish your dick was bigger" or anything or that nature. There are countless things about myself that I could make better if I took the time, but if I were to try and improve everything about myself I would never be happy with who I am. I'd rather focus on improving things that have a real, tangible benefit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a huge dick isn't good. The reason the average penis is the size it is is because women like that size. Otherwise, big-dicked men would get laid more, pass down their genes, and that size would be average. Dicks that are too big just hurt.
        >But muh pornos
        Aren't real. The only thing that'll change in your daily life from a bigger penis is getting water splashed all over your dong when you take a shit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have a big dick and i literally have to be careful that the tip of my penis doesn't go into the toilet water and its the gayest shit ever.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing makes me feel dirtier than when I wake up to shidd with a post-chubby and as soon as I sit down the tip touches gross peepee water.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who the fuck often wakes up in the middle of the night to take a shit with a boner? That's some fantasy-tier story

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Happens to me a lot, but I'm also pinning test, so there's that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i laughed because it happened to me last night at 2am

                in fact, let me add some detail to that

                i have a condition called ulcerative colitis, so if i'm ill (like if i have a cold), or i eat something that triggers me (a lot of things), i'll shit blood for 2 days and I can't leave the house

                so trust me, it was really ridiculous to wake up at 2am without my glasses, hobble into the bathroom with a fever, launch a half-diarrhea turd into the water, spash my ass, all while it took me a second i started pissing all over myself because I had a massive boner

                all i managed to say was "...dawg", after which i took a 30 mintue shower before going to bed at 2:50am

                sometimes life is hard but i'm glad i'm attractive enough for women to approach me first, otherwise I would have probably eaten a bullet already

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tip touches gross peepee water
              Do people really let their cock hang down in the bowl? I put it up on my legs when I sit down. No need to worry about it touching the inner bowl, seat or water. Also put a bit of tp in the water beforehand to prevent splashing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only americans have this problem because their toilets are made by actual, certified retards and for some reason have this very shallow, flat part that serves no other purpose other than for resting your fucking cock on while you take a shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least you don't have to worry about pissing through the gap below the toilet seat and all over your trousers and legs because your dick is small

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            mirin. I'm 5-6 flaccid and almost never have this problem.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >big dicked men would get laid more, pass down their genes, and that size would be average
          that's what's been happening for thousands of years. why do you think humans have the biggest dicks of any primate?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            because humans have huge vaginas to accommodate for birthing infants with large craniums

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >humans
            >primates
            Just because you were taught evolution in the 4th grade, doesn’t make it true

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Humans are primates, moron. A 2 second Google search is all it takes to prove you wrong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The reason the average penis is the size it is is because women like that size
          >Otherwise, big-dicked men would get laid more, pass down their genes, and that size would be average
          That has been happening evolutionarily. Women prefer 2cm longer and thicker than average, so it is factoring into mate selection.
          You also have to realize that dick isn't everything, same way as you wouldn't date a woman who had a good ass and literally nothing else going for her.

          If you're strong, confident, ambitious, and outgoing you'll pull way more, to the point where once you've got your pants down most women won't care about your dick, the same way you wouldn't care that a girl doesn't have exactly DD tits.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If my dick was bigger than 6" I don't think the women I get with would survive.

        Sometimes I think men like me weren't made for monogamy, girls complaining about being too sore is a common occurrence.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you like 'em small eh? maybe younger huh?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uncle-anon is that you?

            Young to me is early 20s, I have dated an 18 year old virgin before, too. Idk, maybe young girls with daddy issues can't take a pounding, because that's my cup o' tea. Then again, I fuck girls for at least an hour or two before I can get off, on top of being a rough guy who bites, pulls hair, spanks, ect.

            I think there's more variation in vagina sizes than penises. Some women are so tight I can't even squeeze my mere 5" girth penis in them without tedious foreplay and they complain about how they can't even walk the next day while others are like the proverbial hotdog in a hallway.

            I haven't been with the hotdog in a hallway type, but my definition might be different than yours.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uncle-anon is that you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think there's more variation in vagina sizes than penises. Some women are so tight I can't even squeeze my mere 5" girth penis in them without tedious foreplay and they complain about how they can't even walk the next day while others are like the proverbial hotdog in a hallway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worry more about being too big

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      checkdd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trips o' Truth, I only realized this once I unironically >had sex, if you can't make love with an average sized peenor, you just haven't had enough practice.

      If my dick was bigger than 6" I don't think the women I get with would survive.

      Sometimes I think men like me weren't made for monogamy, girls complaining about being too sore is a common occurrence.

      > If my dick was bigger than 6" I don't think the women I get with would survive.
      based, seconded

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      average 6x5 incher here too. i'm good with my cock and no women ever complained, on the contrary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based albeit id like to be it more thicker 17x13 cm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed post.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but anon.. the smaller your dick is, the more size queens there are. You're avg so ofc no women complained. Try living with a 4x4.5 and tell me your life experience has been the same.
      In other words, I think my penis size insecurity is valid because I am, objectively, below avg.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neurons activated

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've been broken. Willingly, it would seem.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was raped by a cousin when I was 5 and every memory since then has been hell. I'm trying to make the best of it. If you have something useful to say, something that would make it stop, I'd love to hear it. Otherwise kindly fuck off.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This graphic is quite useful and easy to follow. It's a proven method to get rid of any traumatic memories.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is this related to dick size and or growth?
            Also…girl cousin?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is this related to dick size and or growth?
            Also…girl cousin?

            I would also like to know if it’s a gril

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well alrighty then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        jfc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your insecurity is still a choice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >qos tattoo
        DIAMONDS. WHO?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry to inform you it's shopped. Peachjars.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >qos tattoo
          >DIAMONDS.
          *Sigh* Of course you are...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm too innocent for this world, I'm too precious.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy fukkkkkk

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            shit man, what a family.
            those killing comments are cringe though. as if any of those onionlads would ever do anything themselves.
            only way would be to move and cut them out completely, no use fucking your own life up even more for a lying hole and a reject of a dad.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just from the replies I know exactly what that pic is.

            I don't think I've ever seen anything that has made me quite as furious on the internet as that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She dead yet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 inches is a tad large, don't you think?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Touches the toilet bowl when I sit down
      >50% of girls who have seen it get scared off sex
      Having a big dick isn't great. First time I got a girl over she said "that's not going in me". It took about two years before I had the confidence to try dating again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the toilet bowl when I sit down
        Mad jelly. I'm line 5-6" flaccid and almost never have this problem.
        To do this consistently you've got to be swinging 8"+ without even a chub.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6x5 inches
      You didn't have sex.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm 6x5.5 and i've had every girl i've ever fucked (all 2 of them) say I have a really nice dick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dick angion suck itself, OP.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP bodybagged

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes. i have gained ~ 0.1" of length and girth in 1 month of consistent work

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hand-crafted for HWD

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using an ads 5 hs a day as i post this, hope in the end of the month i have gained at least 1 mm

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ex have an ass like this but is pale as paper, i miss her bros but she was bpd and totally unsuferable,

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been there... don't sweat it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice digits
        I know is the best for my mental health but i will never have an ass like that in my whole life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be sad that you had to give up the butt. Be happy you had the butt at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BPD is brutal, you don't actually miss her at all. Trust me, I been through that ringer already and bred the one I was with. You really don't miss her at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't actually miss her at all.
        Fucking this. Every once in a while I think about texting my BPD ex and I just remind myself of what happened to the next guy who fucked her (she smashed one of his car windows) and remember that I only got like 30% of her lunacy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the time you had with her and let go, Anon. You would be making a different kind of post if you had gotten someone with BPD pregnant and had to be trapped with them forever. Sometimes I miss my bpd ex, despite the fact that my new gf is the most emotionally healthy and loving person I've ever been with, there's a part of me that loved the chaos of being with the BPD bitch. But it's not healthy and it's just a habit that needs to be broken. Want better for yourself, WAGMI.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pain of having a BPD bitch beside you is bigger than the pain of missing her.
      I could've been with a 8/10 BPD latina with huge tits, but she was so fucking crazy I was scared of her saying some retarded shit about me and ruining my life. Unstable women are dangerous, you did good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good call to both of you, I had a crazy ex, she was hot but you'd have to be a 10/10 billionare heiress for me to put up with that level of high maintaince. No dice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second my BPD ex found out i had a kid with my now wife she went to the police and accused me of violently raping her. Luckily everyone knew she was batshit and even her own mother came out in my defense. Got a restraining order on her and now i'm allowed to shoot on sight if she gets anywhere near me and my family

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also miss my ex's pale ass. She had a BPD too and I've got burned out of it within few months and had to end it. Frankly I need some connection to enjoy the sex and her BPD push pulling and constant tests completely killed my sexual interest in her.

      I'm glad it's over and you should be too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah women with mental illness will put you in an early grave after a miserable life. She is some other moron's headache now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ass is never worth the shit you have to deal with Cluster B-type women.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You miss the ass, not her. Get over it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried it and didn't notice anything meaningful after 2 months. Flaccid was bigger and more veinier but I don't have time to mindlessly tug and massage my dick for half an hour every day.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penis pumps work better and are safer.
    I've been pumping for around 4 months, went off for 2 weeks and noticed that I gained a tiny bit of permanent girth. So if you keep at it for a year or more, you'll have a thick dick if nothing else.
    For length hanging is still the best, but it's VERY risky and you have to do it for like an hour a day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been doing Angion Method 2.0 since ~ June. I do this version specifically because it's the only where you can watch the instructional video on YouTube without signing in, and you don't need to buy lube or anything else for it.

      Results
      >almost immediate - noticeably more visible veins when flaccid, also when hard but not quite as dramatic of a difference
      >over time vascularity still seems to improve but much more slightly and slowly
      >I'm almost positive girth improved (when hard and soft) although I didn't do a before measurement
      >It feels bigger and looks bigger to me
      >EQ may have improved slightly
      >Didn't notice any change in length
      >After doing it a couple weeks, you get "better" at it - meaning I can actually feel and even hear blood moving around in my penis

      Advice
      >Listen to what he says in the video and pay close attention. Periodically revisit it.
      >The anatomy lesson portion of the video can be skipped but pay close attention to the demonstration

      >Penis pumps work better and are safer
      Is AM unsafe? I worry it may be unnaturally stretching the tissue or whatever but I'm certainly no expert and I have only heard that it is safe up until this comment.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't do a before measurement
        >Didn't notice any change in length

        Fucking kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know and have known my length. I don't know my exact girth because I don't have tailor's tape.
          I am the anon who just wrote this post

          Wow I'm surprised this thread is still going.

          [...]
          Actually I am circumsized. Yes I am American. No I am not happy about it. No I am not gnomish.
          BUT luckily the chop job on me wasn't as bad as most guys get - in the sense they didn't cut off that much skin I guess. Still bullshit, and I have a somewhat minor skin bridge from the healing where the bottom of the shaft meets the head, which is also bullshit.
          >Get her to verbally worship your foreskin next time
          There's not going to be a next time; this was a while back. Anyway like mentioned above in this comment, the garden gnomels stole my foreskin and probably sold it to Avon for a thousand+ bucks in 1990 money.

          But I believe she said it was perfect despite my circumcision, certainly not because of it.

          t. just over 7 inches [bone press measured from top], nice veins, smooth skin, generally aesthetic cock
          also girth is such that a tp roll can get past the head but it would need to be forced a little bit to go further

          I think the erect girth increased slightly so far from AM 2. I am almost positive the flaccid size - in general [hard to be scientific about it thought since it's constantly changing] - has increased.
          Flaccid vascularity has definitely increased noticeably. Erect vascularity has increased slightly. EQ I think increased slightly.
          Also related to EQ - now it is easier to obtain one when needed - or at least a 3/4 boner simply by manually forcing blood into it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recc some pumperonis bruv? I wanna get so thicc it's impractical cause I never fuck anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hanging isn't so bad, i do it when journaling for 30 minutes and worked my way up from 1kg to 12kg over a year and a half, i've gained less length than you'd think, only half an inch or so, but the erection gains are wild, when i get a full one its very hard whereas before it felt like i was only getting 85%, still a bit spongy, now its genuinely like a baton

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tried his second version or whatever the fuck it was called for two weeks, my boners were noticeably harder but I dunno about the lengthening claims

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Janus is a huge autist and a liar. If he truly made the gains he claimed to make he would post a photo with measurements via ruler. Instead he replies with “that is not the purpose of this thread”. Angion is only good for EQ. I’m 7.5 x 5.4 and would kill to hit 8 x 6

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In his first method 1 video he posts before/after of doing his thing for a month straight, claiming like half an in gain or so? From what I remember his dick looks the same size just bright red instead of dick skin color

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched so many women today , naked or not , insta , /gif/ all you can imagine yet this gif fucking hit me.25 virgin i have anxiety even to go shopping.Wish i had a normal childhood

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Z7Dx7sT.gif

      Have any of you tried the angion method, and did you get a massive schlong?

      Steph Rayner

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know yet, but it's really been helping with my death grip

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fucked am i with a 5x3?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably not fucked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3
      Learn to use your tongue.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re screwed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just take estrogen and become a femboy at that point

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    7.5 x 6 reporting in. I'd let a dude fuck me in the ass for a year for a 11 x 7 dick. I've gotten nudes and even laid many times just by asking a girl I'm talking to if I can show her my dick. That's with a mediocre average penis. Imagine I was 6 inches flaccid and could wear revealing pants that show it falling down my leg. I'm convinced that a lot of big dick guys go to bars and clubs and get a girl to touch their massive slong and that night they're gaping that whore out.

    Another thing that people forget is that girls have varying size vaginas. With my average length I've been able to bottom out out some girls. But I've been with many who also had a bigger and wider vagina (which is mostly all genetics) and not been able to reach the bottom.

    People who think girls don't like a big ass dick are retarded. All girls want their pussy to be filled to the brim with a big fat dick. The only excuse girls have for not liking a big dick is that the guy couldn't work it right. So.... what's better.... a guy with an average dick who can work it but not completely fill up her pussy, or a guy with a big ass dick who can fuck good and completely fill up her pussy. If you think it's the average guy you're a fucking retard.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, Anon. I'm 8 and I've had girls genuinely tell me to stop from the pain. And I don't mean tiny petite bitches, I'm talking like 5'8 5'9 thick Instagram looking bitches. They can't all take dick as much as they think, but every bitch with a big fat bubble ass has been programmed to think cuz she has a fat ass that somehow she can take huge dick. With that said I still don't stop when they ask until I can tell they're actually in horrible pain kek, and even then they'll still try again because the allure of a big dick in them is too good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what would you rather. Occasionally some girls have some trouble taking it (but they like the challenge). You can also satisfy any woman.

        Or they never complain and you're just another average dick guy who hit. You also can't satisfy every woman.

        You know how many girls will remember you for busting them open with your massive slong? Regardless if it was good for them or not. No girl would remember a guy with an average dick unless there was an emotional connection.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody with an actual large dick wants a fucking 11x7 incher you absolute autist... Jesus fucking christ are you trying to fuck mares or something??

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he isn't trying to fuck mares
            You disappoint me anon, not that mares care about dick size

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A-anon…I…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough, I can't complain, and didn't actually mean to. I'll say you're right, I've treated some girls like absolute shit, and put them through emotional hell, and they kept coming back just because I'd fuck the absolute shit out of them, it took me threatening to kill my ex to finally block and leave me for good, because I'd bottom out in her pussy like 5 times a night after every fight, so she'd just keep coming back for more, granted she was a toxic bitch herself, but still, you're definitely right.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit bros, that's so demotivational.
          >tfw married
          >tfw will never be able to fill every square inch of her pussy and make her feel completely stuffed
          >tfw will never know if her orgasms would be much more massive and convulsion-inducing if I was humongous (they probably would tho)
          >and there is nothing I can do about it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            a pill black as a bottomless pit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is why you can't wife up or knock up "reformed" sluts. It's like buying a Gillete razor, they might say "we don't hate men" but you know the history exists for a reason.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, this genuinely depends on their mindset. Some girls just wanted dick, other girls wanted dick but also hate themselves and the men they were sleeping with, there's definitely a difference. Because on the opposite side of your stance, theres the girl who never got to be a slut, who is now settled down and feels locked down, because despite whats he has, shes wondering what else is out there, especially with social media telling her being a slut is the go to. Sometimes a girl who just happened to be free with her twat isnt a man hating, self loathing basket case, and she just did dumb shit in her youth. Obviously none of this is full proof, but don't always assume your logic is the case. I've seen good girls go to one party and get her twat spread open wide by some guy who they go on to have an affair with for years, and i've seen ex sluts have their fun and genuinely appreciate what they have now because it's out of their system

              • 5 months ago
                I hate women

                >Sometimes a girl who just happened to be free with her twat isnt a man hating, self loathing basket case, and she just did dumb shit in her youth
                opinion disregarded, post tits foid or gtfo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never given a girl an orgasm from penetration alone but almost all of them ive finger blasted working up to 4 fingers until the bedsheets were soaked
            Never felt the need for a bigger dick. That’s not to say I’m small.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is the most insane dicklett cope ive heard in months.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've had girls genuinely tell me to stop from the pain.
        I wanna inflict pain tho.
        I don't think that's an option for average guys.

        Want Me to post it or something? gay.

        don't do it. Fags bait for dick pics lol

        I'm 7x6.7 and I've never seen a vagina
        I was raped three times but in all I closed my eyes so didn't see anything

        >I was raped three times but in all I closed my eyes so didn't see anything
        kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went and took the pic maybe im measuring it wrong but even semi hard it was 6 inches around. I won't post it because I don't want to get banned I guess.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7.5 x 6
      I can guarantee you're not neither.
      >t. ACTUAL 6.1 inches of girth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        At the base I'm 6 girth if I did girth from the upper shaft it would not be 6. moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >At the base I'm 6 girth if I did girth from the upper shaft it would not be 6. moron
          You're not 6 inches of girth. I've been with women in the triple digits ez and literally not a SINGLE ONE not complimented my fat dong and require a substantial duration of foreplay to go balls deep real fast. No way in hell would i want a fucking 11 inches long dick and 7 inches of girth.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Want Me to post it or something? gay.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Want Me to post it or something? gay.
              Yes, In fact, so that you can spare me the "wanna watch muh dik huh, fag?" Post the measuring tape around the base, only the base visible, with enough space to see you're actually tightly holding it without empty spaces. You won't because you're a fraud moron lying on fucking IST of all places.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      disagree
      fellow 7.5x6 here and it's honestly pretty great
      every now and then there's a girl who has trouble taking it
      rarely get good head
      but women are often very happy with the size

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about happy I want her to be sore from my humungeos fat dick. She'll remember me for the rest of her life as the guy who could've killed her with his big Ole dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 7x6.7 and I've never seen a vagina
      I was raped three times but in all I closed my eyes so didn't see anything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im 6.5 and not that thick, i once fucked a girl who was so tight it hurt (me)

      but it was nice because i could feel her cervix. i fully bottomed that bitch out lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have 8x6.5
      >gf had 1 partner before me
      >she thinks it's totally average from lack of exposure

      This is literally one benefit of girls that have been around the block, they realize value when they see it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm convinced that a lot of big dick guys go to bars and clubs and get a girl to touch their massive slong and that night they're gaping that whore out.
      I've had a girl admit that this has worked on her multiple times at karaoke bars of all places

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danny?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl sucking my dick for the first time says "you have a really nice penis"
    >week or so later sucks it again and say "did I mention you have a really nice penis?"
    What did she mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That it's symmetrical. It's not big. It's not small. It's pretty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of curiosity, are you circumcised or not, and what country are you in?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I'm surprised this thread is still going.

        https://i.imgur.com/2eKIXMG.png

        It means she loves that you're uncut and prefers it like that. Get her to verbally worship your foreskin next time. 😉

        Actually I am circumsized. Yes I am American. No I am not happy about it. No I am not gnomish.
        BUT luckily the chop job on me wasn't as bad as most guys get - in the sense they didn't cut off that much skin I guess. Still bullshit, and I have a somewhat minor skin bridge from the healing where the bottom of the shaft meets the head, which is also bullshit.
        >Get her to verbally worship your foreskin next time
        There's not going to be a next time; this was a while back. Anyway like mentioned above in this comment, the garden gnomels stole my foreskin and probably sold it to Avon for a thousand+ bucks in 1990 money.

        But I believe she said it was perfect despite my circumcision, certainly not because of it.

        t. just over 7 inches [bone press measured from top], nice veins, smooth skin, generally aesthetic cock
        also girth is such that a tp roll can get past the head but it would need to be forced a little bit to go further

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means she loves that you're uncut and prefers it like that. Get her to verbally worship your foreskin next time. 😉

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is angion method different than stroking your dick/jerking off? i watched the vids on how the agion method is performed and i jerk off with a loose grip so it's basically the same?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      AM 2.0 is [somewhat lightly] squeezing the big vein on the bottom of your dick and pushing the blood up to the head, then releasing pressure, then forcing the blood back out of the head and down the shaft by squeezing the head.
      The hand motion is visibly similar to jerking off but that's about it. I doubt you jerk off like that.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but girls don't care about size as long as it isn't tiny, she'll enjoy your average penis!

    Okay, but it's not about pleasing the woman, it's about dominating her, putting her through extreme pain and giving her socially acceptable stockholm syndrome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's about dominating her
      Correct
      >putting her through extreme pain
      So wrong it leads me to believe that You never had sex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me what I'm supposed to like? I do prefer to put them through pain, it is what it is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pain
          Where? Unless you're putting it in before they get wet, but if you're being rapey against them they'll probably get wet too quickly for you to even acomplish that.
          The only way to hurt a woman like that would be having a huge dick + a very gay and sweet behavior + lame foreplay.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            One word. Cervix.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you never had sex.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have a small dick and coping extremely hard itt
                it's literal anatomy you moron, not even brainlet bro-science like you going on about faggy and sweet behavior
                inb4 "it expands when aroused"
                not to infinity, you'll never know that of course, minuscule dingus

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                virgin alert. Hitting the cervix hurts. It can be a good kind of hurt but it is an objectively painful feeling to ram your dick into a wall

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dicks bigger than around 70% of the population anyway, up your bbc posters.

    Site litrally compares dick size, 5mins of amusement to be found.
    https://thevisualiser.net/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tfw bigger than 99% of the population in both girth and length. Still a virgin though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry to hear that anon loose the gut and dress less shit assuming your not trolling.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >loose the gut
          Never had one. Was always skinny and relatively lean (always had clearly visible abs). Finally gaining weight now though, will maybe be in decent shape by next summer.
          >dress less shit
          No can do, autismcore for life. Slowly switching to zoomercore to try and ntmaxx and larp as a normalfag a bit.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get rid of bumps on my shaft? Sandpaper?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talk to a doctor.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay, so i talked to an economist, a chemist, and a philosopher, and all three called the police

  23. 5 months ago
    I hate women

    >angion
    its a meme don’t fall for it; stick to the tried and true pumping, clamping, and hanging

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. 7.5x5
      I've been clamping consistently for 2 months now. My clamp girth has increased but my normal girth hasn't. How long does it take to see gains?

      I really want a 6" girth but my main goal is to reach 5.5". I'm using 2 clamps at the base with a rolled up silicone sleeve. I don't want a pencil dick anymore!

      • 5 months ago
        I hate women

        Clamping by itself never did much for me, I think it has something to do with healthy/low blood pressure. You should clamp after pumping for maximal girth gains (buy the xtreme knock-off bathmate from Aliexpress before WW3 starts it’s the same thing as the legit one). Pump your erect dickfor 3x7mins everyday.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5.5" and ~4.3" girth
    >in relationship with nice respectful girl
    >exercise with her
    >sex is loving and passionate
    >both monogamous with a capital M
    >see losers on this website crying about length and not better body and face and future
    You fucking garden gnomes need to stop watching porn. My girlfriend feels my muscles when we fuck, they aren't even that great yet but she loves it. Getting whores in bed did nothing but make me feel like meat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro I'm the exact same measurements as you. This actually gives me some hope.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally just don't be a fucking retard. I met gf at work, ended up changing my job but we hit it off easy. Learn how to talk to women instead of how to measure your cock

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's refreshing to see some sanity among all the poor souls getting psyopped into failure by this site

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her getting BLACKED

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have decent size, but erectile dysfunction. I might get an inflatable penile implant. Anyone else have one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >retards would rather cut their balls off and insert a balloon animal in their urethra than cutting out porn and fapping

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, balls are kept, and I have ED because I used that crazy strong acne medication when I was younger the name of which escapes me right now. cutting out porn & nofap did not help.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >However, scientists have found a link between Accutane and sexual side effects, such as: erectile dysfunction
          damn, just when you thought big ~~*pharma*~~ couldn't get more evil

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, it's fucking insane. I was like 15 years old, desperate to get rid of my acne, and was never told fucking once that it might ruin my dick

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you find a cure?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            For acne or ED?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf lmao I didn't know this was a thing. Do you actually feel an erection when doing it or is it just like a hydrolic tube steak expander?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen one in real life tbh but there's a forum called franktalk where people talk about this shit and some of them say it feels natural, some of them say you can feel the cylinders. Probably depends a lot on the surgeon.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5” and girthy
    >Never measured with tape measure, but it’s wider than my three fingers
    >Every girl comments that it’s big, no exceptions
    >every girl thinks it’s like 7” or 8” and is surprised when I show them with a ruler
    >most girls can take it if I finger them first
    >most girls will give that surprised “oh! My gosh!” reaction the first time we have sex and if we don’t have sex for 3-4 days or longer
    >most girls can’t handle fast, deep penetration unless they are warmed up a lot
    >every girl wants it regardless of the pain, it “hurts so good”
    >some girls tell me that they don’t want to be the kind of girl that “can’t handle it” it’s a point of pride for them
    >perhaps they don’t want me to break up with them and seek out a girl that “can handle it”
    I can’t imagine wanting an even bigger cock. A legit 7-8 inches PLUS massive girth would probably have girls bleeding and complaining instead of just “toughing it out”

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn homie. Pic? 😉

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is the pic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn homie. Pic? 😉

      That is the pic

      I’m not even grabbing the base in this pic, there’s still more

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 inches
    >fuck plenty
    >mfw seeing all the big dick virgins itt

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried it a long time ago when it was first released
    gained a clear inch and a tiny bit of girth and stopped because i realised dickmaxxing is a waste of time

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is 7x5 enough. ive only fucked one girl, my ex, who was a virgin when i first fucked her so i dont have a good frame of reference

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than enough buddY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is 7x5 enough
      why do you think she's your ex LMAO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because i broke up with her obviously

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 7x4.8 pencil dick
    i wish i could swap one inch of my length for my girth

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember lads, if you want a bigger penis then that means that you care about the opinions of women

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Click thread for ass
    >Realize what the thread says

    Fuck now my FBI agent stalking me is gonna laugh with other FBI agents thinking I have a small dong 🙁

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll see it anyway when they hose you down and cover you in delousing powder.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pencil-dicked 6x4 here. Try getting something the size of your dick and putting it down your throat. Don't forget to say no homo though. You'll notice it's way bigger in your face than it looks. So don't worry about dick size that much, if it gets to the point where you're actually using it it won't matter anyway.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw botched circumcision after my foreskin grew back the first time
    >got a little skin bridge on the underside connecting what's left of the foreskin to the head but other than that it's normal
    good thing I've never spoken to a woman lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats called the frenulum anon

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have any of you tried the angion method
    one way street to destroying your dick. reddit is filled with horror stories.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last 4 girls i've fucked have been so fucking loose, i'm around 7.8x6.3, Like it's honestly demoralizing and I feel inadequate I am pretty sure they practice on massive dildos or something idk how else they'd be so goddamn loose there's probably some massive dick chad in my area fucking every woman kek.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a big dick but HOT girls care more about fitness + hair + height + money/clout. you'll see a lot of ugly losers with attractive losers because they have decent jobs. if you have a decent job + six pack, that will allow you to bang 10x more than being big dick, six pack, and no job.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >m-muh microdick
    lose fat and trim your pubes

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long story short, sort of. Had a measured gain in base girth from 5.9" to 6.3". No measurable length gain and hoping for girth gains that are further toward the tip. Gains came when I would do a day of sabre and then a day AM2, took a day off then repeat. Now I'm doing AM3 and sabre but not able to be as consistent due to new job. Prior to doing AM I gained about an inch in length with other methods but hit a brick wall after a year or two.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taking 50k iu of d3 each day, seen good gains

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what supp do you take with a dose that high? do you take k2 as well?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that study was bullshit

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men like to obsess sooo much about penis size, while your actual problem is that you're just horrible at sex.

    Every penis within the normal range is fine, if a woman likes you she's going to like your penis.
    Your problem is that you have negative knowledge of sex (you have so much misconceptions that knowing nothing would have been much better).

    Either take the mindfulness pill and start to seriously study about women's needs and pleasure (I recommend the site omgyes) or end up in a sexless marriage once your wife gets tired of taking ones for the team, like almost all men does, while blaming external circumstances and crying about how women don't like sex.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. chinese prisoner posting from chinese jail

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thi gif is so depressing. My mind can see that this is hot and breedable. But my dick doesn't care anymore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying that only your dick became gay but your mind is still normal?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah my mind is kind of fucked too

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im 7x6 pretty much exactly and never had a single compliment on it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the same and girls can never stop making comments about it. You're measuring wrong or you're really annoying and nobody wants to hype you up. Most likely the former

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. Know I'm 7 inches measured at the top of the base and don't fit in a toilet paper roll. Then again I don't get compliments much ever probably cause I'm really masculine looking and I turn one night stands into fwbs, still no compliments lol even from my long term relationships, however I have accidentally made my first gf actually pop open like a joint popping. Guess the moral of my wall of text is that women may be enjoying your dick and not really tell you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/WifTwJx.jpg

          im 7x6 pretty much exactly and never had a single compliment on it.

          the whole dick length thing is funny. girls have no idea what they are talking about. most think 7 is average and "small".

          I've never talked up my big dick cause its too stereotypical male shit. and usually false.

          I dunno. Im just over 7" of usable dick and only 1 girl couldnt handle the whole thing. Always feel like i could go atleast 1 inch deeper

          not too sure how you are fucking then. put her legs on your shoulders and you can go even deeper.
          I know what you are saying tho. but I honestly don't think a girl can last THAT long with a guy with 8 inches fucking her.

          again women have egos especially around sex. they love to talk about big dick this. big dick that. most women are fucking cringe in the bedroom.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angion gives me a big hang. Dick health has never been better. Thank u janus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you use porn to exercise? Kegel during reps? Which method number?

      For me all 3 stopped working, cant
      Get a hang anymore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude stop watching porn and jerking it all the time. Go cold turkey for a week and then start the exercises again. stop trying to get boners just to see if you can etc. stop touching your dick for a week, then start the exercises again.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a heads up to you schizo fucks i read nothing in this thread, instead i exclusively looked at the lustful images provided.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >youtube angion method
    >guy is hammering the shit out of his dick, and then puts this insane machine on it that hits it at 100 hits per second

    LMAO. this is next level trolling

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if i told all of you that there actually is a way to get a bigger dick, no surgery or stupid pills
    just hard work and dedication tbh
    and no its not the angion method, Janus is a fucking retard, angion might slightly help with girth gains a bit because of improved EQ but that's about it

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine has a slight twist

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penis used to shrivel up when i worked out. Now my penis gets chubby during physical exertion. Bulge is now awkwardly visible in gym shorts.
    >mfw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't deadlift without tucking my penis between my legs. I have to sorta scoop catch it with my thighs before the lift.
      also lots of girls crotch check guys. its insane

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pe exercises work.

    my exp. i did 90 day challenge. I was really surprised that it did anything. I started at 6.5 x 5.25 and after this 90 day challenge. I got to 6.75 x 5.3. totally insane . I then moved onto doing more work and saw some more gains. I ended up getting a bathmate and doing some easy side to sides and light flaccid stretching.

    all in all. I went from 6.5 x 5.25 to 7.25 x 6. It does work. it takes time and to be at it. that being said. its alot of work. If anything I'd say just get the bathmate and do 10min before sex. you'll see instant gains that don't last more then a day.

    in the end. if you know what you're doing during sex a bigger dick isn't going to help that much. tbh girls can't REALLY handle a big dick and hard fucking. they all claim they can. they can't.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. I secretly pumped my d before sex and my gf still talks about that night. Adding 5-10% volume to your dick will be a positive change for 95% of women out there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        in my exp most women can't handle a big dick. they want you to slow down or they do the hand on the chest bit. or they sorta twist there hips so you can't go as deep.

        I think women LOVE the idea and fantasy of being filled up. and feeling full of dick. but I honestly don't think the actual big dick is going to do much. if you are less then 6 inches. then yeah it'll make a difference. anything after 7 is too much . maybe fat girls its different cause they have more fat to get past. but idunno. I only slept with maybe 2 "chubby" girls.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. Im just over 7" of usable dick and only 1 girl couldnt handle the whole thing. Always feel like i could go atleast 1 inch deeper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to con't

      jp's 90 day challenge is a good starting place. warm up real well. I got most of my newb gains from this.

      then I got more gains from just side-to-side stretching. I use a metronome website and do left-to-right stretch. I didn't hold it . just left-to-right at a reasonable pace.

      for girth the biggest gainer for me was the bathmate. starting at 5min then going up to 10min.

      most I think anyone can gain is 1 inch. maybe 1.5inches. I never really got past 7.5 inches in length and about 6.25inches in girth. I tended to stall out around that.

      I haven't jelq'd in years. I might try it up again for fun. but who knows. it does take time.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is 5'5x4'5 inches ok ?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its fine. learn how to fuck well. if you're that worried on size. buy a bathmate and if you're having a date some over . use that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bathmate

        I'm afraid that shit could destroy my dick

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really. go slow into it. start at 3min. then take a day off . then 4min etc. you have to warm up and stretch a bit. it feels great. that warm water.

          The worst I got was a large dick. the 2nd worse I got was these little speck marks almost like dots of red around some spots. they were gone in 24 hours

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok Ty
            If I destroy my penis I will find you and I will kill you

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is 9 cm, 4cm wide, I have a wife and I can make her cum with just touching her pussy and talking dirty to her, u fags just need to find a good woman lol. Also have hypospadias and 1 testicle. Sex is good too, she just does what I want. If u want to be dominant and feel like u can't do that cuz u have small pp, smack the shit out of her and spank her like a man, if ur being a gay no girl will want ur dick, I've fucked many girls with my dick and showed my dominance and they came really hard, it's just how u do it, u can say cope how often u want, but still have a better sex life than u ever will

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a threesome last night and don't have anyone to brag about it to, guess the coomer thread will do

    Gf and her redhead friend set it up for my birthday, I took some Cialis and gave them the best fucking I could. Life is good bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give deets so I can fap

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not much to tell
        >Redhead shows up
        >Hanging out, having some drinks
        >Big sexual tension, we all know what's coming up
        >gf and redhead leave to freshen up, tell me to sit on the couch and wait
        >Internally panicking but manage to chill out
        >They're gone fucking forever man
        >Come back wearing lewd ass lingerie
        >Both look a little awkward/ embarrassed but you can tell the horny is strong
        >They wish me happy birthday, we all talk a little about it before it goes down
        >Decide to put the nerves away and go about it like a dominant Chad, one life gotta make it count
        >Make out with both
        >Get double bj, redhead compliments my dick size, feels good man
        >Try some threesome positions, both of them riding my face and dick, etc.
        >Pretty cool, little impractical, feels very hentai
        >Line up some big butts
        >Give gf a stout pounding
        >Pull out for a while so as not to coom
        >Give redhead a savage power pounding using all my forced Chad energy
        >She cooms, feels good man
        >Cardio running low at this point
        >Go down on gf so she can coom
        >Redhead friend kissing and rubbing on gf while she cooms, pretty hot man
        >Redhead has iud
        >Bring redhead to couch for god tier Doggystyle with huge white ass
        >Creampie redhead while gf rubs my back and stuff
        >So fucking tired
        >We hang out naked and watch netflix

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, gonna fap now no homo
          Also I hate you normie, fucking die

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy dude but it's homo

            I need ages.

            Gf and I are 26, redhead is younger, pretty sure she's 22, positively stacked though

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quite sexy. How about races?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                White girls dude, what do you take me for

                https://i.imgur.com/o6YsWgZ.png

                I don't believe you one bit but nice job on creamping the redhead

                Just get a little big and have abs and you too will get female attention it isn't hard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need ages.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's threesome.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't believe you one bit but nice job on creamping the redhead

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Chad thundercock dimensions
    >No girl has ever complained
    >I've been told I have 1 night stand dick not boyfriend dick
    >Am married these days
    Chasing and pumping the female is nice anon, but nothing beats the connection built with marriage, especially if you communicate and tell them what you like.
    Don't stress dick size to much, be all that you can be, don't get tricked by garden gnomes and their porn.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody know how to pump without getting their balls sucked up?

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