>be me
>hiking trail with my son
>boomer stops me
>"what do you do for a living, wrestle steers?"
>ask what he means
>"Looking huge big guy, keep it up!"
>he walks away
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Happy for you anon. What part of the country is that, looks beautiful.
Lassen National Park in CA
Nice
Looks nice.
Excuse me, those ponds appear to be on fire.
Why are you raising a child in CA? They mandate max vax. Your kid is gonna end up with the tism bro
jesus fricking christ
one cannot be miserable in america if he has above 89 IQ
Unless you live in the shithole that is Ohio
Yeah, you have to be pretty blackpilled to not find someway to be happy in this land.
Hell yeah, thought that was Lassen. Northern California is has a ton of the most beautiful places in the country for sure.
no it does 't.
unironically where is better then?
Sierras are beautiful, white granite. Lake tahoe has the clearest water I've ever seen. Huge redwoods make the forests even cooler. Then you got all kinds of cool volcanic activity. yosemite, kings canyon and sequoia aren't necessarily nocal but they're also sick
The places that might compete are like montana, some parts of utah/arizona. But at point its wrong to compare and judge god's creations
>have lived in northern california entire life
>been a shut in loser my entire life
>havent experienced anything good this state and rea have to offer
Where is that
post your wife
The Troon reveals himself
damn bro I think your son's got a receding hairline, maybe it's time to get him on some fin?
Thats cool but why do you let your wife dress you the same as your kid?
God bless.
>boomer actually said "queers" instead of "steers"
That never happened. Next time just post the image with a mildly motivational one liner. This is the autistic male equivalent of a prostitute posting a "yoga" video in vacuum tight yoga pants winking her butthole.
It did, you're coping.
Go outside. Stuff like that does happen, nerd
This kind of shit happens all the time out on the trail. People love to holler and yell shit at each other in the wilderness. People lose their social filter out in the woods.
Kek based
I'll Try this next time. I'm gonna holler and curse
My first intro to epic hikes was in colorado and the requisite homosexualry that goes with it, so I thought I was supposed to be cool and shun everyone
Next time i might be loud
>I thought I was supposed to be cool and shun everyone
Absolutely the worst, most obnoxious behaviour possible in the situation. Open country is like IST - you're completely anonymous talking to people you'll likely never encounter again. Smile, say hi, and now and then you'll be rewarded with some of the most bizarre, honest, and human conversations you'll ever have,
Jews fricked my head
don't feel bad about it
much like women, it's their evolutionary survival strategy, and you can undo it
Best friends I ever had
wgmi fren
Only because you allowed them to - take your head back.
>Open country is like IST - you're completely anonymous talking to people you'll likely never encounter again
"Good morning, beautiful day for a wal-"
>"Black person! Black person Black person Black person! Frick jannies! TFW no gf, israelites did this! Based! Check these dubs, Black person"
I dont fully agree with yelling profanity, at least if you appear younger than whoever you're yelling at. But generally young American men are just loud idiots in the woods, that's the norm.
Being a loner type is cringe on the trail.
sounds familiar
in a way IST is like some of the benefits of innawoods, but for the excessively online
This shit happens to me all the time, but it's almost always middle aged to older men and NEVER attractive women (occasionally a gross fat chick). Boomers men are definitely the most vocal about what great shape they think I'm in, and also I swear half of them are secret gays because if they have a few drinks in them these that'll go way more into them literally telling me I'm hot and getting handsy. "Totally straight guys" are the biggest gays.
This boomer laid his hands on my neck and pulled me closer.
Boomers are fricking weird
Who the frick talks to strangers?
Agreed with boomers are weird but I believe boomers who are physically active/no meds maxing are trying to have a convo before their time as come
>zoomers literally think like that
If you're out walking in the countryside and you *don't* talk to strangers then you are the weird one.
Just come back from a walk where I stopped a 15 min chat with an old lady with dementia about our dogs that had passed. Was lovely.
jesus you're a giant homosexual no wonder you never have sex
But I don't want sex with boomers
and here I thought I was a sperg
low-risk talking to strangers is the best part anon, often you'll find some common ground or just enjoy the chat
gl anon, vibin with laidback randos is pretty sweet
Post physique (or don't, we both already know what you look like)
It’s always fun to see posts of people who never go outside
>not post your kid on IST
IST isn't what it used to be. It's all normie zoomers nowadays, posting your face or your kids or your address doesn't even matter these days
Nobody cares enough to dox you homosexual. Gobu posts full body bra and panty pics with her face everyday. Nobody cares.
I prefer it that way. The occasional face is humanizing
>fatty posts fat, nobody cares
people on this board have a bit more T, even if 95% of them don't lift
>use a fat goblin as your role model
have a nice day
imagine being this mad
Love you Gobu xxx
How old is your son and when did you start hiking with him?
18 months old. I carry him in a backpack(extra gains)
Do you have a preferred backpack? There are so many out there I don't know what to pick. Happy for you anon.
yep this one
It's bigger than the trees! How do you carry it
On my CAWK
Props for actually doing shit with your son instead of just parking him in front of TV so you can get drunk on the couch until you fall asleep.
We don't own a TV (media consumption is for poor people)
Based. Now just keep him away from public schools so he can grow up to be normal person instead of a brainwashed trainwreck.
IST is media moron
So are books
You know this you're just being daft
Daft c**t
if you're passively consooming, and even then it's still closer to sitting by the fire and listening to drunk people socialize
good on you
holy fricking zased
only unbased thing are those sandals. c'mon mate
>Have I made it?
yes.
Not necessarily.
>Forest/woods
As a guy guy I can tell you he might have just been cruising you.
how degenerate would you have to be to cruise someone with taking their child out on a walk in the woods...
Sex is sex anon. Tell your kid to sit still while.you two go in a bush. Shrug.
Anon you made it purely by being able to teach your son to know a love and admiration of nature. Not by your physique. Although it helps complete the image, you being a physically strong father figure.
I will probably never come to know this feel and joy but I’m proud of you.
Also,
>hiking in isreali desert sandals
Anon….
trail with my son
yes you made it, no further questions or answers needed.
How old is the kid. My son is 2 and he always complains after awhile. I'm going to wait till he's 5 and start regularly hiking with him
>Grown man upset his two year old can't last lime his grown up dad can
Moron. You set up short trips to parks etc explore an area and then leave.
If he's getting annoyed at it he's just going to hate it
Ya my son is 3 and once they start walking you need to plan shorter trips. I went on a mile hike yesterday and we brought this little sheet of things to see and collect like acorns, birds, spider webs, etc. He loved it.
I never said I expected him to do the whole hike. I just said he gets bored and complains after walking too much
make him do push ups
Black person read the post until you understand it because this little thing applies to ALL things and you're going to be destined to ngmi status as a father.
Well I try not to force things on him but he's a picky kid. Won't eat anything that's not waffles or French fries and he doesn't like to walk. He likes to play with other kids, but going on walks is always a slog
force feed him
he's 2
force feeding gave me ARFID and I was only able to develop my palette when I moved away from my family and was able to cook for myself. fricking awful advice.
You son will cut you out of his life when he's older..hope it was worth it bro!
Dude, *I* get bored and complain after walking too much. So would you. Everyone's definition of "too much" is relative.
Maybe try to make outdoor activities age-appropriate for your kid so he doesn't grow up hating it.
I regularly go on 8 hour hikes with my son.
he's 18 months old and has already gone on 30 different trails in the past four months
nobody gonna comment on OP's giant calves?
the kid?
>long sleeve shirt
other than that you're based
Think you missed the sandals which are worse than the sleeves.
I wore sandals because i have athlete's foot
How do you people manage that? I'm so fricking serious too. I take showers at the gym without them and NEVER had it.
Going to need pics of your busted toes and soles tbh
Its either steers or queers. That guy wanted to have a threesome with you.
He was much bigger than I am.
He wanted to pork you that's it stfu
he had six inches on me and probably 80 pounds.
anon please, I don't want to get hornier
Definitely worthy of a maverick men episode out in NATURE
>for you
Pretty much the definition of having made it. Congrats OP.
You seem like a good father. Don’t listen to the jealousy from people here.
I already know that.
He said "wrestle queers" dumbass
good on you op my parents always took me places to hike and camp also. now i live on a street where all the parents make their kids go outside and play with eachother and theres very limited tv/screentime
nobody here cares about your DYEL physique your made up stories or your cookie son, stupid fricking normgroid.
*cookie cutter
>hiking with son
Yes, you made it anon
You made it.
Now it's time for the rest of us.
Anons don't seem to release that gay boomers compliment men they find attractive.
Unsolicited mires are the best. Had a ghetto black chick at work pretty much shout “god damn you healthy” at me
>asking IST if you've made it
yngmi
Built for BBCs.
These posts are extremely low quality. Not reporting but it's not funny or edgy anymore. More people should report it.
Very soulful forest boomer. I wish you weren't autistic anon it may have been a fun conversation for you.
i caught up to him at the summit and had a 2 hour conversation
Ah good, good anon.
Why do you keep LARPing as me
Osprey Poco plus
I'm just visiting the national parks, I don't live in CA
me my gf my son and nee dog are going to yellow stone in september i can't wait first time i'll have been there
whose son?
>gf
>has kid, not married
NGMI
kek ok i'm bigger than you so you opinion doesn't matter
Heh, the difference is that I have studied The Blade... But keep talking shit big guy, some day you'll see
Is that a cold steel boken?
Is it good enough to beat up people with it?
Yes.
have you ever beat up anybody with that?
Massive calves. Did you used to be fat? Not meant as an insult I'm just wondering if that's a common theme with guys with big resting calves.
Probably got them from hiking.
Nah I spent a month climbing uphill in Japan, including climbing one of their mountains twice in the same day and my calves did not get bigger. There's no intensity it's just endurance.
No, it's from a lot of hiking and rucking and strong aryan genes
Wow, you're a big guy
6'2 and 210 lbs.
You're a big guy
damn i saw you on that trail
What was his trailname?
Creekshiter?
holy shit how did you not get altitude sickness?
you've won at life entirely.
I can't even get a girlfriend to save my life anon. How am I supposed to have kids?
I think I'm doomed for a life of loneliness
t.22
King
Why would you post a picture of you and your son on IST? Are you mentally moronic?
he's a king
Was just around Lake Tahoe last night anon, great place 🙂
Idk why photos flip but enjoy this photo around desolation wilderness instead
Apparently rotating it to compensate doesn’t work. Oh well. Last try. IST uploading sucks what’s new
Why do you need validation like a womanly b***h from IST of all places?
Go get your testosterone checked, you homosexual
Let me guess; you wore the mask during coof-19 like a lobotomised gimp homosexual
Let me guess, you vaccinated your son too. I could crush your whole family to death with a great axe
>if I angrily use a bunch of buzzwords people will just listen to me
Black person Black person the holocaust is a fraud. Everything you have to say is raw butthurt, go the frick outside.
>Sits in a very homosexually postured way
>Flabby, indoors office worker's s o y legs
>Posts pictures of own children and toddler to the internet
>Seeks validation from strangers and lobotomised moron vaccinated boomers NPCs
>Most definitely vaccinated your child
You are weak. High estrogen proclivities
I would rape your wife in front of you and dash your spawn's skull across a rock wall; my biceps are larger than the circumference of your entire cranium. Domesticated cattle
>flabby legs
My legs are like jet engines
damn bro