have you ever been mogged by your parents?

have you ever been mogged by your parents?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call my parents “rents” it’s kinda an urban thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So sorry about your loss

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it’s a high schooler thing

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    here you go anon now I've ran it through the comic filter so it shows their stretch marks that you can't normally see when they hide them in pictures

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d kill a man so that I could cum on her tummy and watch my seed fill her belly button and stretch marks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sin. Just plap plap plap her and get her pregnant, watch her lip tremble as she whispers "Not again" while her tummy swells up and her breasts engorge themselves, slipping out of her top leaking milk

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HNNNNNGH

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, I'm so horny right now but

        Sin. Just plap plap plap her and get her pregnant, watch her lip tremble as she whispers "Not again" while her tummy swells up and her breasts engorge themselves, slipping out of her top leaking milk

        yes I would cum balls deep and checked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sin. Just plap plap plap her and get her pregnant, watch her lip tremble as she whispers "Not again" while her tummy swells up and her breasts engorge themselves, slipping out of her top leaking milk

        >Thick milfs have stretch marks
        No shit moron.

        this

        Idk bros... I find massive boobs unattractive. All I can see is lower back problems and saggy breasts. My future kids deserve better genes.

        you are gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is truly fascinating that the people who do shit like this also have never been anywhere near a woman in real life

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you afraid of men seeing the real you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's literally not what they look like tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the few places where the woman in the right has visible stretchmarks isn't visible in the filter.
      absolute moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thick milfs have stretch marks
      No shit moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >original pic has visible stretch marks above the right (our right) boob
      >filter misses it and makes up a bunch of shit everywhere else
      great work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have never seen a vegana irl nor have touched a boob, silly boy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with stretch marks? just cum on them
      outta sight, outta mind

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forearm covered in stretchmarks
      it's just adding lines in the dark part of the image moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stretchmarks all over her face
      many such cases

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brilliant mind that made this truly.
      Quality work.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fox and the grapes shit going on right here.

    • 10 months ago
      anon MD

      the distribution of stretch marks are uneven on on the left and right side of the daughter. additionally the "stretch marks" on the mother are ridiculously large and also uneven. Calling the lines stretch marks would be inaccurate because the software is clearly creating the effect based on lighting and angle. This may accentuate some actual stretch marks, however, the majority of what you see in this image is clearly not stretch marks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever seen even stretch marks? no you homosexual frick off and stop simping for some old israelite woman who is never gonna sleep with you(because you are brown)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to /LULZ/ homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      whatever happeneed to that no makeup filter?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal autism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to stuff my face into those magnificent ashkenazi mounds on the right

      here's your (you) homosexual. not deserved.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an incel and even I think you need to go outside

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I am stronger than all previous generations

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only person in my family who isn't a fat ass

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally that anime trope "mom is just a hotter version of her daughter"

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does the mom look younger and 10x more attractive wtf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She probably had kids (probably).

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been told by someone they didn't realize I was my dads son because of my broad shoulders. (He wasn't there but I felt kinda bad for him)
    I can also OHP my dads entire weight set (barbell version of ones in pic it maxed out at 160-170). He is alot leaner than me though so he wins there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick had in mind manufacturing 4 kilos plates???

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left is better

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I insane or does the girl on the left have a bit of hairline recession on her temples?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, most women dont have receded hairlines unless its a condition.

      However, i see what you are seeing, its first because of the tilt of her head but also, women generally have a hairline behind the crest of their forehead, so for example when they tie their hairback it seems like a high hairline.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      many zoomers girls are nordwood-maxxing, not sure why, maybe some new poison in the food

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is still moneymogging me hard but I'm getting there

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad confidence mogs the frick out of me.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you look up what this means on urban dictionary?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh reddit queer dictionary
        don't care

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not reddit you homosexual and you're the one using the word moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        UD is wrong. PLAP is the sound it makes when you're doing it from the front, whereas fricking someone in the ass from the back is more of a CLAP

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me you don't frick without tell me

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            tell me you illit'rate widout tell me

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Classic case of. My arguement has collapsed but oh, you made a spelling mistake!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are telling me those things in the pic are real?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Real life is stranger than fiction my friend. Have you ever seen a saber toothed deer

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                an assertion isn't an argument you mongoloid pseud

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your assertion was made after your argument, which is what I was referring to. You can't keep track of a short set of texts and I'm the mongoloid? Lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                we're talking about YOUR assertion, einstein

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to plap your anus homosexual. then Im going to plap your mom

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you just go out of your way to use the second definition that people don't even agree on? That's not how people use plap. Just get over it and use a different word. You insiting on saying chasm when it's pronounced kasm

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to plap plap that woman if you know what I mean

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna just burry my face in there and fall asleep while she's gently scratching my head

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am sexually attracted to female breasts, if you know what i mean

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad marries a womanlet
    >has short kids
    yes he mogs me, it was rigged from the start

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're a hapa

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    possibly the most milfy milkers ever seen. im gay and id plap this woman

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    image unrelated. mady gio (the huge milkers) dates some ugly indian.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indian
      holy shit, fricking why? why do women with big breasts only date asian?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indian
      holy shit, fricking why? why do women with big breasts only date asian?

      Very interesting information, good to know
      >t. Indian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        stinky poo poo need diaper change

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sir, I WILL redeem the big booba

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    italiooba

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk bros... I find massive boobs unattractive. All I can see is lower back problems and saggy breasts. My future kids deserve better genes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My future kids deserve better genes.
      So, adoption or a sperm donor then?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lower back problems
      even massive breasts weight at most 2-3 kg, easy to carry if the woman is not a slob and minimally trains her back
      >and saggy breasts
      all old breasts are ugly, might as well enjoy the best they have to offer in their prime

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My ex has massive breasts. Biggest breasts on any girlfriend I've bad. She was a gymnast and quite active. Always complained about lower back pain. For me there's a balance. I don't want massive breasts just like I don't want a huge lard ass. I'll take shape over volume any day.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Always complained about lower back pain.
          there are gymnasts with back pain who don't have any breasts at all (men or anorexic women). back pain is extremely common in the general population and certain sports like gymnastics make it even more likely. we need to stop this meme that back pain in women with big breasts is caused by the breasts. if 20% of the population (let's say) have back pain we talk about how unhealthy sitting is. if 20% of women with big breasts have back pain suddenly we blame the breasts. stop this.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, fair enough. I still don't like massive tiddies. They were nice to play around with, but ass > breasts

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. especially because when women get tit reductions, they only lose like 4 pounds of tit weight. Look it up. Lazy biotches should get to the gym and start deadlifting. If they bring their deadlift up from 45 pounds to 225 in three motnhs that makes them like 185 poubds stronger. Should be enough to offset 4 pounds of glorious tit meat.

            Women are so fricking lazy and stupid they would rather chop off two points of sexual market value than go to they gym.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do mothers and daughters really squish their boobies together like that

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no theyre fat nerds who have been out of shape last 20 years. Theyre also not popular. I remember that the old man got mogged by his neighbours having 8 cars in their yard when it was his birthday and he had none.
    And how long theyve been neighbours, probably since 2010,

    Thats why i dont trust whites anymore. It doesnt matter how long you spend with them, these days your neighbours will be 100% on the outside, alien as frick, and will never again be like 2000s where you knew your neighbours and theyd invite you for barbeque.
    Modern day redneck whites are simply antisocial selfish pricks and they could give two fricks if you worked 30 years for their society. Having kids doesnt change their lack of gratitude either. Theyre not on your side and prostitute out to even 1$ of money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 25yo and still kinda dyel
    >never did lat raises
    >goofing around with my brother and father in a fitness store
    >I try lat raising a 10kg dumbbell
    >can't do it, neither can my brother
    >father, a 65yo who never went to a gym, easily raise it

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thought that was ghislaine-maxwell

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad still strength mogs me at 56. he doesn’t even follow a routine or uses rep ranges/progressive overload. idk how he does it bros. i used to be amazed at his strength as a kid telling people my dad could beat theirs up lol and it’s still true today

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old man strength is real, especially if you were fit when you were young. Something happens to the muscle fibers as you age

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrestler here, can confirm

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want a big boobed zoomer gf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the booba jiggling when you PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's got such nice breasts my girlfriend has Ds these gotta be at least DDs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thumbnail looks like a pregnancy x-ray.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want whatever pic related is

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are nipple piercings so hot? See you in three days space cowboy.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you frick, uh, “curvier” girls the noise is plap nomatter where or position. …frick you, she had a cute face.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats her mom? HOLY SHIT MOGGED, I rather frick that mom than that daugther

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you only knew how good it feels not to be horny. We men are cursed to be chased by that insanity all our early lives, when we should spend time chasing life, learning, building a future. But all we want is that damned hole, the gate of all human suffering. We give in to the animalistic urge, yet proudly consider ourselves superior. The more you think about it, the more sense it makes that God makes human out of dirt.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left mogs right
    Cowbreasts are disgusting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets apply that narrative so now we have a what 5-6/10 girl and a 3/10 older woman(because cowbreasts are disgusting) you are basically left with less meanwhile most men see a flat average girl 5-6/10 and a fricking 10/10 boob goddess.
      tldr not liking breasts will always be a -

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most men
        wrong most men see a girl who will bear them children for years and a menopausal cow tittied woman who will only give them another mans children that she already has so basically you are cucking yourself because of your fetish

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need calcium bad bros

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad salarymogs me

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They literally tried everything they could to beat me down and mogg me and I still ended up taller, stronger, and far more financially stable.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    woof that daughter got the bad genes

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to frick some big breasts right now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to slap this cow's fat, meaty milkers until they start gushing moo juice and she's crying on her knees and eating the fattening goyslop I shove between her balloon lips like the good fricking cow she is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats a dct?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats a dct?

      Dual-clutch transmission?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nose ring completely ruins it. This young tit cow goes from looking like a commitment to looking like a one night stand. So gross.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's just fat

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, bigger breasts are better, until they get comically large, but let's not pretend that the fat flabby body on the right looks better than the soft yet firm youthful body on the left that still has plenty of chest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up. The cow on the right is the perfect material for plapping and impregnating. The skeleton on the left would only be capable of squeezing out bloody, malformed stillbirths. She can only wither while the actual woman on the right blossoms, swells and produces countless offspring and rivers of milk.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shoulders wider than hips
    Does that mean these two "ladies" are actually men?

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women owe me sex.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they why are you an incel?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

    I overheard my parents talking about how they use to fool around when they were dating in their late teens while I'm a 26 khv.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too anon, me too
      except i'm 20

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're still practically a child. Your position is still a lot more salvageable than mine. Most people my age are looking to settle down now while I still haven't even had my first kiss (well there is that one time a drunk girl kissed me on the cheek in college but that doesn't count).

        My advice: be as socially proactive as possible. I can't understate how hard it is to socialize past college. If you're in college take advantage of being surrounded by people your age 24/7. Join as many clubs and go to as many parties as possible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon but i'm autistic as frick. i'm lifting for myself at this point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        just go out of your way to talk to other people
        youre still young enough to do whatever you desire just try n do it. doesnt take much effort or brain power just get used to talkin
        >Verification not required.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon but i'm autistic as frick. i'm lifting for myself at this point.

        you are literally me

        You're still practically a child. Your position is still a lot more salvageable than mine. Most people my age are looking to settle down now while I still haven't even had my first kiss (well there is that one time a drunk girl kissed me on the cheek in college but that doesn't count).

        My advice: be as socially proactive as possible. I can't understate how hard it is to socialize past college. If you're in college take advantage of being surrounded by people your age 24/7. Join as many clubs and go to as many parties as possible.

        nta anon, but what can i do if i am already working

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          well for starters you can stop with the shooting yourself in the foot with the homosexual negative self-talk like

          thanks anon but i'm autistic as frick. i'm lifting for myself at this point.

          calling yourself autistic.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom beauty mogs me. pic rel, her in the 80s

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      post eyebrows son

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she puts castor oil on them too, to make them thicker
        i am a freak with a unibrow because of her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tweeze it moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice brows. she must be hairy down there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay gobu

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's your getting mogged, I imagine you could have made a killing as a circus freak.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find neither of them attractive

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    oy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same girl?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its the same as left in OP. You can clearly see it if you stop looking at right's giant fat breasts for 2 seconds. Mady Gio is a coalburner btw

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her simps wanted to see her sucking dick and getting fricked, it's not her fault that her boyfriend didn't want to appear on camera. Also, the few times he appeared you could tell he was a weak betaboy, he had already lost her when she started blowing up on titktok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vey

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The belief that bigger breasts=hotter is the clearest sign that you're dealing with a braindead normgroid.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constantly basically. My father mogs me in every single aspect besides height and closing tabs on his tablet.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.

    He mogs me physically, lookswiee and in mental strength/health. I'm more educated and possibly smarter but I'm not sure.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    COOMERS DONT' READ THIS:

    that huge boobed b***hes of name is madygiofficial, there is a frickton of her content on leaks sites. I feel like she has a mogging fetish cuz she does a lot of colabs with other OF prostitutes some of whom have ridiculously fake bolt ons and yet not a single one comes close to her size and shape and she always has this signature look of superiority. Kinda hot tbh.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, she's got stuff on empornium

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I looked her up. This chick is depressing proof that all women are prostitutes. Her body is amazing, but her face is barely a 6 Despite the big natural boobs, she looks super wholesom, Yet her she is showing her breasts and ass and pussy for money. She may even be fricking some guy on the only fans, I didnt get that deep.

      Depressing state of our world.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can boobs make you depressed? the frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He can't suck on boobies so he's mad
          It makes all the sense in the world
          He's not crazy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This chick is depressing proof that all women are prostitutes
        stopped reading right here. Have Sex.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah the only things i have on my dad is my hair (tho i'm beginning to thin on top) and i'm much stronger than him

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is 70 and I still call him when I can't get a bolt loose on my car tbh

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes my dad was a country boy farmer so he has pretty decent functional strength and solid forearms + thick fingers. I've got slender girly fingers but I'm at least the same height as him + a little broader, maybe one inch taller.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i pick up milfs? theres a wine bar near me that i figure would be the best place but im not sure from there

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mog my 2 sons. Hard. I'm 6'4-5". My wife isn't short for a woman but only about 5'7". I couldn't find a suitable 6 foot goddess, so I went shorter. Now my two young adult sons are only about 5-10 or 11. And they're skinny. Not just lean, but skinny.

    I love my sons, but feels bad. No father wants to mog his own son.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a tad shorter than 6'2 in the evening and my dad is 6'1 while my mum is under 5'6. How the frick are your sons not even six feet? Sounds like you failed feeding them as a father.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know. But trust me, no way. Both were breast fed until ovwr age two. Wife is a stay at home mom, so plenty of home cooked food - no goyslop. Lots of red meat, chicken meat and even fish. Lots of milk. Sunshine. Sports. No video games (I wont allow them in the house) They are both very strong and athletic specimens, they just didnt get tall.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad is 5'11" and i'm 6' he was tall for a pilot kinda mogs the rest of his air force buddies he moggs me finacially tho i work in a factory and he works for the mic pulling in like 250k a year

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad night mogs me by five inches

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. My dad was a 6’1 turbochad who was with a different Stacy every night. He abandoned me and my mom to frick other women. I grew up raised by a neurotic single mother and it ruined whatever potential I might have had. I did inherit good muscle insertions and a big dong from him though so I guess it works out

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm better in every way

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mog tf out of my dad he is bald and short but i am tall and have a full head of hair at age 26 with no signs of receding yet frick you dad you manlet frick

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She objectively has one of the best racks on the planet and just had to ruin it with shitty tattoos and a constant dumb smug grin. Frick this gay world.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and a constant dumb smug grin.
      that part is good, it's a moggy mog world out there

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    source is mady_gio

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked, cumbrain.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I asked, cope and seethe.

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