Have you ever had a prostate exam? Is it a scam?
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Have you ever had a prostate exam? Is it a scam?
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>Willingly letting a doctor finger your ass
No thanks gay
bruh
you know what's a scam? Dying from prostate cancer in his 50's like my grandpa
it's a fricking doctor, I recently went for a checkup and it was a nice lady, she was in and out in like 5 seconds.
>Now that I think of it I'm not even sure he was a doctor
It's so doctor can find your prostate cancer bumps and then operate or order you to chemotherapy so you don't die.
ya, I have pudendal neuralgia so I also had a physical therapist finger my butthole to release my inner butthole muscles as well.
This blows my mind. So you’re in the physical therapist office where they normally work on your hip or your knee etc and they’re like ok time to finger your butthole?
Nah but I’ve been fricked in the ass by 8-9 men and pegged by a few females as well, frickin phenomenal
based. I am a straight man and getting pegged by a huge dildo is next level orgasm. For anyone who doesn't know, when your ass is stuffed with a big enough dildo and the prostate is really compressed, you basically can't cum until it's released and your cum just builds up massive pressure while this hot chick fricks you and jerks you off at the same time. Eventually the pressure buildup of cum gets to the point where you will cum and explode even when the dildo is still in there... and when it gets to this point, if the girl pulls it out right as you are about to explode, your cum fricking blasts out 2-3 times the normal distance, in probably 5 times the usual volume, and it lasts for a solid 30-60 seconds of just cumming and emptying your balls more than they've ever been emptied. It's the most intense orgasm I've ever experienced. The kind where your whole body loses control and your eyes roll into the back of your head because it's so intense.
Dudes who are too homophobic to try it are missing out on one of the greatest sexual pleasures imaginable, especially when it's being done by a hot chick. So +1 yes for "prostate exams"
Got a massage at this nail salon because it said massage on the door. Place was empty because it was like 7pm so this woman is like sure, we can do that. I was talking about how my legs and butt were sore from working out, and she’s like ok I’ll make sure we loosen you up. She lowered my towel (not a sheet) and start massaging my ass, talking about how she can tell I work out, and her finger brushes my crack. She could tell I enjoyed it, so she does it again and again. Eventually her finger is rubbing my butthole and I’m fully fricking torqued and she’s doing that thing where she starts talking softly, asking me if I like what she’s doing. When I turn over, she’s all over my dick, and then starts to finger my butthole. Right when I got close she is massaging my prostrate and I shot ropes everywhere. It was so intense that my face felt tingly and my body felt like it was in another dimension.
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The hilarious irony of homophobia is that it's really just a punishment to be afraid of knowing the full extent of pleasure accessible to your body as a man, even when it can be done by a hot chick. Honestly that's really the closest a man can get to the intensity of getting DP'd, because you have a girl who is fricking your ass and then she's jerking you off at the same, or depending on how it's set up she can be fricking you while doing your butt. Or you can just have a second girl riding your dick while the first pegs.
That kind of orgasm is so intense that I can only do it every once in a while... most of the time it's like, damn I just want a casual leisurely orgasm right now, I'm not necessarily always trying to have the kind where I shake and quiver and practically seize. Plus it's such a process to loosen up to get pegged and then that's painful and intense and then also that kind of sex tends to last a long time. It's a special occasion thing
mammograms are controversia
You guys have really never put anything in your ass?
Never?
I went to a surgery completely unrelated to my butthole and the doctor had to check my prostate because of "some law". Wasn't that bad and apparantly my prostate is fine. Annoying part was to clean the lubricant from my butthole after the procedure. No homosexual (just in case)
I did a didldo once, to see if I was gay, but turns out I didn't, in mine craft of course
I had stomach issues when i was in college so I went to the campus medical facility (100% free visits, 80% off meds). My doctor ended up being a mid-40s, 4ft8inch korean woman who was super sweet. After she'd asked questions and listened to my guts etc, she said "lets just check your prostate too to be safe!"
Next thing i know im bent over with my pants down and she lubing up her gloved fingers. "The gel will feel a little weird, and dont tense up just relax, it'll be quick!" And then she put her tiny asian fingers into my ass and poked around where no one should and that's how I knew I could never be gay.
a finger or two in your butt with plenty of lube can feel good if it's done at your pace and not in the context of health care for money, they're not exactly going to take their time or focus on what feels good. I actually put a finger or two in my butt at least once a week but dread any kind of rectal exam since I had one that was extremely painful. enjoying a hot girl's finger in your butt during a BJ doesn't make you gay either.
gay
yup but I still do not enjoy anything about the prospect of a doctor probing my butt was my point
>enjoying a hot girl's finger in your butt during a BJ doesn't make you gay either.
if you're a guy stuff that you do with a girl and nobody else can't be gay
>enjoying a hot girl's finger in your butt during a BJ doesn't make you gay either.
Yes this one chick tried to rape my butthole with her tongue and finger.
Never let a horny b***h near your butthole IST
Yeah all the time, because it satisfies my role play fetish of going getting sexual used by a medical professional. The last few times I went, I actually got an orgasm from the doctor fingering me. Especially since he fondled my balls right before it to check to cancer. The whole time he was fingering me, he kept asking, “how does that feel?” And I just wanted to moan and say, “Oo harder daddy”
I’ve had two experiences with medical professionals that were kind of sexual. I’ve got a big dick and I’m a shower (6 inches flaccid), so I think that played a part. I’ve jerked off to both of those memories like 200 times, at least.
I'm sorry
i take that back
distatsteful crude humour
No I have never even had my cholesterol tested
>is it a scam
When did IST get unironically flooded with schizos? I think 2016
Yes. Once the seal in a man's ass is broken, it is a gateway for demons. Think about it this way, out of the hundreds of thousands of ways you could die at any given time, if you're supposed to go out with a prostate cancer, so fricking be it. Not worth getting fingered up your pooper.
No. Its how my uncle discovered he had prostate cancer. Don't skip it.
Hey that rhymed, you're a poet and didn't even know it
It's not that bad, although you really, really have to try and relax yourself, but if your doc is not a moron, you'll be fine.
It's just 10 seconds or so + your doc chose his profession, knowing full well, he'd have to touch men's asses, so no false shame
Its okay, i just leave disappointed that she didnt play a little around in there. Same with testicle cancer exams
what it is is a real good time
just let me put the finger in
it takes a few seconds
you're the one making it weird
t. doctor
I can finger my own ass and tell if I have cancer bumps
Didn't have a prostate exam but had an old white doctor peek at my butthole cause I had a hemorrhoid.
yes, I have hemorrhoids since then. it's a scam, possibly a psyop.
Never got one but I can give you one for free if you want
i had one a few years ago. really awkward, but the doc just said “alright well, lets do this and get it done”. so i bent over, and i felt him spread my cheeks a little. then i felt the finger go in me, told me to cough. i felt kinda nothing. then he turned his finger a little and said cough again, and i felt something surge through me. like an electric sensation. my butthole puckered around his finger and my penis got very quickly visibly erect. when he pulled out i moaned a little.
i was so embarrassed and he said “its fine, natural response to something uncomfortable ” and then was done.
At least you didn't coom while the fat nurse was assisting.
Can you request that the hospital provide you a female doctor for this exam? The last time I could feel my doctor's wristwatch and it wasn't fun.
You can request anything you want, but they give you a creepy pajeet who obtained the job by faking his medical credentials.
I'm nurse Mary. I identify as female.
no, which concerns me. Why has the doctor never done so? I definitley should.
24, doctor fingered my ass the one time then I had a colonoscopy cos I've got a jooci prostate. I did not cum
Never had a prostate exam, but I have gotten fricked in the ass before. I'm not gay, but when I was younger I was curious and hooked up with guys from craigslist on two separate occasions.
The initial entry of a penis into your butthole hurts a bit, but once he starts working your insides with the full length of his shaft it becomes enjoyable. I was fully erect each time I got fricked and I wasn't even being stroked. They were slamming it home deep inside me, too, I'm talking on my back with my ankles on the guy's shoulders as he went balls deep inside me. I was nearly delirious from pleasure.
Never had a prostate exam, and don't look forward to having to get one as I am 100% straight
>I was curious and hooked up with guys from craigslist on two separate occasions.
>I am 100% straight
How do you know you're conpletely straight if you never try being gay? Two tries is perfectly reasonable, maybe the first just wasn't your type so you try a hard left to be sure. You repressed straight men are such homosexuals
I know where you're coming from, but it's actually the opposite that I think is more interesting. I know so many gays who have never even tried anything with a girl, so they don't actually know if they're gay in my mind. You can find a whole host of straight guys who did gay shit and decided it wasn't for them, but you can't find that many gay guys who did straight shit and came to the same conclusion.
Not only all of that, but gay guys absolutely abhor the suggestion that they could ever like having sex with a girl and block it completely out of their minds.
t. bi with lots of gay friends who hated me for dating girls some times
You know, I never really thought about that but you're right. What makes it even more weird is that veganas and boobs objectively feel nice and putting stuff in a butthole is inherently work but a ton of gay dudes have just never even attempted the path of literally least resistance
Idk man, I know a lot of gay guys who were terrified of coming out of the closet when they were younger and in high school, so they played the role of straight guy and had girlfriends/had sex with them. Or many who didn't really understand that they were gay, or were so repressed that they just couldn't accept it, so they just went the route that was expected of them where they dated and fricked women. Hell, lots of gay men find themselves in marriages that last for decades because they don't know they're gay or they are so closeted, and they frick their wives and have children and play that role. That was basically what life was like for gay men before coming out of the closet became acceptable
Someone once asked me how it feels to get fricked, and I said it was like "blue electricity." I don't know how else to explain it. It's really memorable.
Oh, no homo, or whatever the magic words are to keep some utter moron from posting about the Bible in response to this.
They're just looking for an excuse to charge you to try to save your life if you have a terminal illness don't fall for it bro take your slow painful death like a man with your bank account intact don't be a b***h. Seriously though if you have to ask, yeah maybe you should skip it
It takes 2,000 hours to be master something, most people have their first prostate exam 50, Start preparing now
There was a thread here about Anal fissures and that’s when I realized that’s what I have had. My butthole is basically chronically tight because of it, which creates more issues because they when you need to shit, it can stretch it open and create new terrors etc. Someone on here mention rectal dilation and how they can help, so I bought a kit and have been doing it every day. My dumps are already more girthy (they were always skinny). Best advice I’ve received on IST and it’s about sticking things up my ass.
Yes, but not by a doctor.
How much do you guys tip your prostate massage doctor?
However much I can comfortably fit in there
just the tip if you know what I mean