have you ever unlocked a level of intensity in the gym that scared you, made you worried about not being able to contain it
have you ever unlocked a level of intensity in the gym that scared you, made you worried about not being able to contain it
have you ever unlocked a level of intensity in the gym that scared you, made you worried about not being able to contain it
One time I both pissed and shit myself while doing deadlifts which is why I don't deadlift anymore
pss
its always something with you dyels making excuses to not deadlift
Just empty your bladder and bowels beforehand; also, check for incontinence at a doctor's and do a lower weight until your body is used to it.
This is why I time my fiber supplementation and probiotics to ensure I shit before I plan on lifting.
This is why I drink coffee and go to the toilet before I leave the house
I pissed myself the other day doing contractor work in a retirement home. While I was alone in a vacant unit, I still had walk out of there head home to change. Gave zero fricks regardless. Still don't know what happened.
One time ate some spicy chips and I started puking and shitting myself at the same time
a guy once insulted me and i started raping
>started raping
You what?
yo yo yo
i like big homies
suck on my big toe
cause the flow earn dro
that's the motto haters yolo
No but Stacy saw me frick up my last rep on OHP with a low weight because I hit it too hard the day before. Now I realise I need days between lifting muscle groups.
I did it a few times but I can't figure out how to consistently train with a high intensity. My overall mental state is constantly low.
One time I farted really, really hard while doing my sit ups. I was real worried for a second that I couldn't contain the power within me
I fricking wish
I can't even staunch my nerves when going for a pr, best I get is a rush of adrenaline when my mental preparation goes perfectly but it never helped me exceed my limits, just impotently surge my emotions into a failed rep.
Is this a wild juggalo?
basically
Can’t hose this one off for a job interview
If I sleep like 10+ hours, drink caffeine before hand, do absolutely nothing the whole day, and go before I get too tired I can have a high energy session. Failing that I mostly feel low-energy and shitty during workouts. Still much better than when I don't workout obvi
you have to be 18 to post here, bud.
damn, how much self/social awareness do you have to lack to think let alone make public a post like this? Can he not hear how cringey it is as he thinks/says it? Thats fricking dense....
>he will never understand why
not even middle school me was this unbelievably cringy
i got hives once for some fricking reason after a really intense sesh
Broke a relatively small piece of tooth by gritting my teeth too hard while doing wrist curls.
Wear a mouth piece.
And with wrist curls no less. I kneel.
no.
sometimes i do get pretty pumped up and feel tough, but then i remember that im at babby weight
This dude bangs 10s. An clussy slaying madman
yes im sure he does.
hardly quintained
Barley Quinn
Hardly Slim
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frick I used to have a friend that worshiped joker shit, every Halloween he was like ahh sheet I get to be jointer again haha
i hope the day comes when he gains some clarity and realizes how fricking cringey he was.
No, but I get mega horny at night after a hard workout and absolutely pound my Korbo daki.
Sometimes I get so into the lifting mood I get a huge smile and absolutely pump out the next set.
It didn’t really scare me, but it was interesting to have the 315 barrier fall and continue to make bigger gains with the squats. I hit 385 for two the other day and I feel like I have a greater capacity for intensity.
I have had the grinding teeth before, but that was not too frequent.
one time I threw up in my mouth doing farmers walks but I didn't want to stop the set or frick up my macros so I swallowed it and finished the set
Dude ruined his face for 17 likes on facebook lmao
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damn its 2005 internet all over again
Holy shit thats badass
Ah, man, don't even get me started. This happened just the other day.
>Just got back into MMA training
>Working the bag a little
>Suddenly, my instincts took over and I slammed the bag to ground and immediately go into a full mount
>From there, I just started raining down punches on it
I wish I filmed it so you guys could see. My friends said they had never been so scared in their life. Even my coach said that was the first time in 20 years that anyone made him feel genuine fear, haha. Honestly, I even surprised myself.
w-who is that???
>out Running
>see hare in the road ahead
>sprint after it, determined to catch it
>only stop because I feel bad for panicking the poor beast
>tell myself that prey animals probably love being chased anyway
>running
>listening to cheesy Two Steps From Hell playlist
>imagine running into battle
>defying everybody's expectations of me
>"damn, I thought anon was a pussy but he just charged in there and saved us"
>"he slaughtered so many, without mercy"
>"based anon holy shit"
>scream "VALHALLAAAAAAAAAA" in a quiet residential street at 2:06am
>later make note of which street so I avoid doing it there again
>I am a viking, not a Black person
>in the gym on seated row machine
>pretend I am operating an ancient catapult
>every pull loads up a giant flaming boulder
>letting loose fires it with utmost precision toward the enemy settlement
>no matter how tired I get, I have to keep going
>up the weight, big boulders
>hit PR, go to failure
>slightly scare myself
Maladaptive daydreamers, where we at??
sometimes this song comes on while im doing seated rows and I have 'flashbacks' to rowing a longboat towards England to rape and pillage at a monastery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNAEzgKNec
>to rape and pillage at a monastery
>at a monastery
>rape
>monastery
I said what I said
nuns
Thanks for sharing your tips deranged Viking anon
jesus. this image cringed me so hard, i lost all my will and energy to move.
At the gym no running yes
IM THE JOKER BABYYYYY!!!!
I live in germany, so here in the gym, there are alot of muslims. They all shower with the boxershorts on and they shower very long...
>be me, 6'1 (186cm) at 92kg
>lifting weight and training luta livre since 11 years
>working out in mcfit in a neighbor city at night
>only me and 2 smaller arabs
>they go to the shower shortly after when I started training
>training for a hour
>pretty sweaty, so I go to the showe
>one shower broke, 2 shower with the arabs under it, with their boxershorts on
>they talk and shower
>I ask how long they shower
>they tell "one more hour" and continue shower
>I tell them to hurry up because Im sweaty
>one tell me "thats your problem, frick off you wiener"
>I got angry, go butt naked to him, press him against the shower wall, spin him around ans put my dick against his boxershort-ass and tell him, either he leaves or we both take shower together naked
>other guy start saying "whats your problem" but with scared voice
>I looked at him and told him to shut up or he will be naked with me as well
>he was scared and shut up
>the guy I was holding was trying to leave but I grapped his shorts and was pulling him towards me
>he was slipping and falling to the ground and my grappling instinct took over and I was backmounting him, holing him in a mata leon (rear naked choke)
>tell him to frick off or I wont contain myself
>they both went away and I was showering really fast and left shorty after them
>got into my car and drove off, never returned to that city ever again
man angry at other men in shower not being naked threatens them with rough trade gay sex
more news at 10
>nakedrearnakedchoke
Basefrick.
esl chunibyou
as a grown ass man
>white
>talks like an Indian man trying to get your credit card number
Explain this
It's a joke based on the Joker of different eras of Batman. The appearance is like Jared Leto's portrayal, but the text is more akin to Jack Nicholson. But dumber because the Leto joker was moronic.
moron
Low iq
Yes, I have autism and adhd, if the song peaks at the wrong time I'll push until I nearly puke and ruin my workout.
I've actually shit myself on squats. Like just a shart but when I got home and wiped it was all shit
I regularly have days where I'm confused and dissociated at the end of the workout
I have thrown up immediately after deadlifts
My buddy farted while we were doing sit ups in the middle of a CrossFit warm up. It was loud af. He said “EXCUSE ME!” Very loudly and you could tell he was embarrassed. We all laughed out asses off. Also there were hot chicks there so it added to the funny factor.
Someone should mention to the idiot in the photo that the Joker wasn't fat and he had proficient use of the English language.
Few times I've gotten such a ragepump from berserking some sets of dumbell presses or shoulderpresses I've started trembling and smiling at myself in the mirror and feeling like I just want to cave in the skull of whoevers beside me and bathe in their fricking blood while walking around flexing until I feel like passing out.
I like that, feels animalistic.
Took this once before it was banned around 2012. Added 20kg to literally every lift I done that day. Pump was fricking insane veins popping everywhere, abs popping out heart racing. Good shit.
If I were to answer this honestly, it's kind of been this way since I took the gym seriously. Before, I'd get a locker, mingle, chat between sets,etc.
One day I had forgot my bag at home but decided to still do my workout, but due to time, I couldn't lolligag. Now here's the thing: I don't think I really had ever thought of the shit I did as "lolligagging" but when ai dropped a 3 hour session down to 1, I felt fricking incredible.
I don't talk, I don't look, I just find my set and do it. Leave.
For me, hiking does this. Once I get into stride I take steps that I look back on and think "that wasn't very smart", like skipping across the tops of rocks instead of looking for reliable footholds. It's just so easy to let go and attack the trail. Feels fricking great tho, I genuinely think human hips are made to hike and the "stabilizer" muscles are best trained through trekking on uneven terrain. But that's my own broscience.