Have you ever wrestled with your gymbro? How did it go?
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Have you ever wrestled with your gymbro? How did it go?
Have you ever wrestled with your gymbro? How did it go?
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a penis went into anus haha
Broke my ankle. I only roll at BJJ now like an adult.
I’ve been folkstyle wrestling for 15 years. I keep shoes and shorts in my trunk so I’m always ready to get down. Actively trying to brainwash my bros to come wrestle in my garage. We need to normalize wrestling for fitness again.
Wasted digits and brittle bones.
>Actively trying to brainwash my bros to come wrestle in my garage.
K you need to work on your wording cuz it sounds like you want to rape them and make them your playthings
I’m a pretty good wrestler. If I wanted to rape them it would already be done. Really though, we should be wrestling for fitness and friendship.
>Actively trying to brainwash my bros to come wrestle in my garage.
I do the same. I did MMA with more than 10 friends in a tatami in my bedroom. I paid and bought all their gear too.
King shit.
>brainwash
>normalize
I agree with anon
that you need to finesse your thinking and wording, to convince yourself and them, that its just bro wrestling, n-no homo. good luck and keep us posted brah.
no homo
Mom! The homosexuals are trying to groom me into doing grappling martial arts again!
Somehow everyone I've tried it with took it a lot more seriously so it was never fun
I can only fight wrestling if I feel a feeling of true love for the person. Wrestling has to have feeling.
One of my childhood best friends was even more obsessed with bodybuilding than me - which is saying a lot. We used to lift in our garages and driveways together since we were 13, and went to our local gym together at least 4 days per week since we were 15.
My friends and I also liked to randomly wrestle with each other every since we were little kids. Must be something built into male DNA in much the same way that play fighting is built into the DNA of most animals when they're young. It's probably to prepare for us real combat and to establish a pecking order of who's the strongest and most skilled fighter.
Anywho. One day, my friends and I decided to have a wrestling match in my friend's front yard when we were maybe 14. I easily beat them all, even though I had absolutely zero training in grappling marts like wrestling. And so in order to make things more interesting, they decided to do a 2v1. I still easily won. And so then they ramped it up to 4v1. Surely, there's no way I could come out on top against that many opponents at once. But nope. I still dominated them and submitted them, and pretty easily too. They couldn't believe it, and neither could I to be honest. For whatever reason, I'm just innately good at wrestling and fighting.
And keep in mind that my friends weren't weaklings. We were all very athletic - including that one childhood best friend who I mentioned at the beginning of my post who was even more obsessed with bodybuilding than I was. He later went on to get a degree in sports nutrition while also entering amateur bodybuilding competitions - which he won. He then tried to transition his degree and amateur body building success into a career as a personal trainer. But it didn't work out. And so the last I saw from him he became an FBI detective.
>Must be something built into male DNA
without a doubt, pretty much every single warrior people wrestled for pastime, greeks, celts, norse, steppeBlack folk, etc.
And oh yeah, this former amateur body builder/current FBI detective childhood bestfriend of mine also tried to rape me one time. No joke. And it ties into wrestling again.
Backstory: We both played youth football when we were 12/13. And as part of our uniform, we had to purchase spandex leggings to go under our pads for cold winter days. And one weekend we decided to camp out in my backyard with a couple of our other friends in a tent just for the heck of it. I don't remember if it was a Friday night and we had practice earlier in the day, or if it was a Saturday night and we had an actual game earlier in the day, but regardless, I still had my spandex tights on, and nothing else because I was only 12/13 and wasn't even really aware that my body could be viewed in a sexual way, especially by another dude, and especially by my best friend.
I was completely unaware of this, but a combination of sitting in wet grass + my ass sweat turned my spandex pants translucent, and so he could see everything. And he was making weird ass comments about it while walking behind me. And so that must have filled his head with perverted gay ideas...
Fast forward to like 2 AM, and I wake up to this motherfricker peeling my pants down. And keep in mind that I went to sleep in a sleeping bag. And so he must have slowly and carefully taken me out of my sleeping bag without waking me up, like a little creep. As soon as I woke up and tried to turn around while saying something like "What the frick???" he immediately pounced on me and started to hump me. And that's where my natural wrestling skills came in, because I quickly reversed it and now had the dominant position over him. And I'm ashamed to admit it, but I immediately humped him back and said something like "How do you like it, b***h?" even though I'm not gay at all. It must have been some weird and innate dominance thing - kind of like how male dogs hump each other as a dominance display.
So, yeah - that's the type of people who get hired by the FBI.
He also went on to get married and have children, and so I'm not sure what got into him that night. But, looking back, he did some other extremely inappropriate things which hinted at his closeted homosexuality, or at least bisexuality. One time he burst into my bathroom while I was taking a shower and said something like "You're so skinny!" while staring at me for way too long. And then he did the same thing again like 2 minutes later, but this time he took pictures of me while trying to laugh it off as a joke... He also convinced me to compare pube growth with him one time... And he also covered his bedroom walls with posters of female body builders - which I always found weird. And so never trust a dude who's into muscular chicks. They're secretly gay, but they don't want people to know. And so they whack it to muscular chicks and think that people can't tell that they're into dudes because ripped and bulgy women are still technically women. But you're not fooling anyone.
If it makes you feel any better straight guys just do things like this to each other out of curiosity and he might not even be gay. Teens are raging with hormones.
FBI glowie chads strong athletic and sometimes pervy af (no-homo) kek
Never my gym bro but me and some friends use to get drunk and wrestle good times
All the time, he's an olympic level wrestler. I did ok when I weighed 80lbs more than him. Not anymore.
I used to wrestle with bros. It’s only fun if they aren’t gross or out to hurt you for no reason.