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have you guys ever been to a full service massage parlor?
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fitness?
>fitness?
Absolutely. Exercise, work is stressful, you need to release that stress. Nothing is better than a good full body message to release the tension so you can get a good nights sleep and hit it again the next day. Obviously you are tense and need a release otherwise you not be asking stupid questions.
Wank
Fitness dick inside the masseuse
fitness dick in some soft thai pussy
you stole my joke
sorry king i didn't see ur post
great minds think alike
Can someone explain this
>I HIGHLY recommend
Thing to me? Am I being fricked with? I posted about my experience going to one a couple years ago and that was my exact wording and now I keep seeing this shit get posted every couple weeks since I originally made my post. When I posted about it these AMP threads only popped up once in a blue moon. I feel like I’m being fricked with or I became a meme by accident.
>The story
Was celibate, at first voluntarily then after the first year of that involuntarily from ages 21 until 26. Fronds urged me to go to one of these places. Went, massage was actually good, hand job was better. I felt like a million bucks after. Got laid a week later. Posted about it. I said I HIGHLY recommend it.
I’ve only gone like 3 or 4 times but I stopped because it grossed me out realizing they don’t always change the sheets and they most likely jacked another guy off right before me. I wanna go back but I’ve been trying to find God and I think it’s wrong aside from being gross. I wish prostitution was legalized, with a licensing system in place and a small medical team to do on site STD testing and all that. I think everyone would benefit. At least it would be safer and cleaner. They could tax the hell out of it and maybe even actually use those taxes to help us and our cities instead of funding wars to help israelites steal land from sandBlack folk. It would create more jobs. Men wouldn’t have to be celibate, women with no morals could be safer and make money.
did anybody save that anon's story about rawdogging the mama-san at her office (for free) since all the bawds were busy?
you HAD to namedrop da joos, didn't you? kek
So which burger is /our/ burger
Assburgers
our burgers are made by us (frens)
make ur own burger. I made a burger for my mommy yesterday and she said it was the best burger she ever had in her whole life. I've been buying grass fed pasture raised beef for a while now and I'm getting better at cooking and seasoning WAGMI
maybe I'll be a burger chef at some point and open up a little shop ya know
Burger king Tastes so good I'm gonna keep eating it
that story was hot as frick and i really hoped wasn't a larp
>Men wouldn’t have to be celibate, women with no morals could be safer and make money.
except no one gives a frick about men, and women with no morals make more money when it's illegal and unsafe
>Was celibate, at first voluntarily
kek "that year didn't count..."
The point is I spent so long sexless and touch starved I became super nervous and even afraid of women so any chance I had (there were a handful over the years of girls throwing themselves at me) I ruined by either running from the opportunity or if I tried I would make a fool of myself and they would get creeped out or turned off, which made the problem worse due to embarrassing experiences. One massage snd handjob and it took the edge off.
Why? To get sucked off by a grandma? Have some standards.
Always been interested in going to one but feel like I'd just seem like a legit customer
they will probably offer it up
they expect anybody going into their shady establishment is looking for a HJ
even if you're young and attractive
or you can ask if they offer "special package" or "full service" and negotiate prices
but you have nothing to be afraid of, I've gone into them and before even asking about the massage I just ask the front desk "How much for a handjob? Not interested in a massage, just jack me off" then you negotiate
I pay $60 canadian
Places with a sizable military base around close by always have tons of these massage places full frick involved. At that point actually they make it so ridiculously obvious either due competition or to keep it obvious to the meathead grunts.
So is it just a handjob? Never been to one of these but is that all it is?
This ever happen at "licensed" massage houses?
if it says registered massage therapy clinic or anything then probably not
if it says "spa" then you're probably good, even some reflexology places do it, look for neon signs, open in the evenings, small places, you can probably find them listed online on certain sites like leolist
I have fricked the girls too, depends on the place I guess, so far anytime I asked it was on the table
never worth it, I always regret it, better to jerk off at home and save money and not have some chinese demon suck your life essence out
I live in a military base so I'm pretty sure that they use happy ending pics as blackmail
Usually anything advertised as "Asian massage" is blacklisted. I've never heard of anyone getting arrested by CID going to one tho
I went to one of these with a friend after a workout a few years ago. Because I thought it was likely that the masseuses were trafficked, I felt repulsed and ashamed. I made myself do something productive for the day as a result and signed up for BJJ. Have been going ever since.
>I have been going ever since
to the gym or the jack shack?
I've been to Asian escorts and I have not fricked one. Always a massage and tug because where live ALL and I mean every single one of these b***hes uses a fake photo. Never have I once turned up to a remotely frickable woman. They're all 40+ and gross so I take the massage and leave. If one was not hideous is frick them but they're all liars.
How pathetic do you have to be to not only go to these but keep going back
its the only time white yellow fever chudcels will ever get to touch an Asian women. Then after the massage they rush to IST where they post pics of kpop stars and say how superior and submissive Asian women are.
Best one i had was when half way through she slipped a finger in! I slipped her a extra $20 for that!
Worst was when i laid down on a wet spot and just knew...It was on my shoulder, i hope it was just oil but the sheets wern;t changed and it was a fricking wet spot.....
Frick off fed
No, sugar dated a couple of girls though so I'm not going to judge, but those places look fricking depressing.
went to a red light district in osaka once (HIGHLY recommend it btw). after nutting she offered a massage and made me nut again at the end. it was nice to have a 10/10 massage you and she got a few knots out, not really feeling the massage salons back home because it’s all old hags. going to thailand later this year and i’ll probably check it out there too if i feel fricked after the flight
I get the full Thai massage package about once a month
don't go to these places bro
they're fricking gross. Why would you want to be jerked off by a human trafficked granny that probably just had her fingers in some guys ass?
Because they can't get it any other way.
I can get sex with women I don't like, but I won't enjoy it and I don't want to fool those women by giving them hope.
With prostitutes, at least I enjoy the process somehow and don't feel guilty for it.
I started with escorts, and that was obviously adding up financially so I looked into massage parlous to try to curb the spending. Went to the classic asian place a few times, mixed feelings but was enough at the time, then I found a honest to god reputable and clean place. Don't get me wrong the prior places were not dirty but this place is welcoming, they give you free water, can of coke, some mints if you want, you text them who is working that day and they tell you the roster along with ethnicity, and this place is specifically not an asian run, so they hire all kinds of ethnicity. Australian, Indian, Latina, South African, Irish, all kinds of types.
All the girls are better than the asian parlours I went too, very clear communication, all of a solid 7 to 8/10, they can do whatever they're comfortable to do inside the room in terms of extras but the official extra is nude body slide with handjob, but I only see the same girl every time I go now. Gorgeous 25 year old south africa/australian girl with a fat ass and beautiful fake breasts, I saw her before she got them done and didn't have an issue prior but fricking hell they are awesome, just saw her again a couple days ago, she got me to cum twice and even gave a great massage in between. She's sucked my dick twice now without request and charged me *less*.
point is try to find a parlour that has more than just asian women.
t. melb, australia
sounds extremely based but unlikely to find in usa
They exist, but you need to be vetted
yes, i go once or twice a year, used to go more
>t.fellow AMP enjoyer
Can't imagine paying for sex. Seems like it would ruin the fun.
believe it or not I have been going to the same legit therapist for about twelve years... well she got divorced two years ago and became flirty.. I spent some time with her outside of work going on hikes and such... now she jerks/sucks me off almost every time I go in there which is once every few weeks.. dont pay her any extra outside her normal rate plus $25 tip (which I did prior to cooming)