>haven't showered in 2 days
>haven't seen the sun in 3
>same-ish diet
>acne clears up
huh
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>haven't showered in 2 days. >haven't seen the sun in 3. >same-ish diet. >acne clears up
Damn I feel insanely guilty even looking at that picture because I know I’m not worthy to glance at a goddess like that
kys
Why does it feel like this post was made by an indian?
Gynocentric simp you will never make it
she's 35 anon
not OP. I literally matched with this girl last year and set up a date for brazilian bbq in less than five minutes it's not that hard.
>not OP. I literally matched with this girl last year and set up a date for brazilian bbq in less than five minutes it's not that hard.
if you mean the actual woman from the pic that's nuts, what are her actual measurements? ignoring meme text she's clearly a big girl
did you actually go? i'm guessing not since you didn't post the story.
im tired of hearing about acne. i have some at 18 and i dont care about it, but other people do. wanting to do their "skincare routine".
is this that infamous projecting i hear so much about?
>35
So many wasted eggs when she could have been single handedly siring a warrior race
It's fedbait, homosexual
Only males can sire, dumbass.
>pants are bullshit
>wearing pants
How else would one seal in such gravity-bending brappage?
she's wearing tights, not pants
>pants are le bad
>while wearing pants
Even a woman’s wardrobe is bipolar
Beat me to it
>Looking for a well read MAN who's not afraid to cry.
>My dog's name is Loki, and he's looking for a father
Anyone who has any real experience with women knows these are two massive red flags and instantly killed their boner for this woman. Spoiler alert: Loki is a territorial, un-neutered pitbull she lets sleep in the bed, with balls the size of grapefruits. She wants a "MAN who can cry" means if you happen to cry dealing with her crazy bullshit, she'll still consider you a man as long as you keep taking her crazy bullshit.
also, seems like the type that all her friends are guys (ex-boyfriends, on-and-off frickbuddies, and simps trying to frick) because 'women are too much drama.'
And if you say you're not comfortable about her taking a weekend trip to the beach with her bestie Chadwick from adult rec league, she will withhold sex for a few months and tell everyone in a 30 miles radius how controlling you are.
So who are these guys who are casually screwing these women? They've got it made
Hand to god, its always the same 3 kinds of guys:
>Their weed guy
Always gives her a "little extra" in the bag because they're "good friends". An implicit exchange of drugs for sex. All women who smoke weed have had exchanges like this with their weed guy.
>Ex-boyfriends who broke up with them
If *you* break up with a woman, she'll still frick you, in a woman's mind it'll eventually spark interest for her again romantically.
>Your standard Chads with game
Guys the woman was into and wanted to date at one point, and he gamed her for a while with promises of a relationship, was able to parlay her into a frick buddy.
>fricking a guy for an extra ten dollars of weed
Do they really?
Yes. Some of my best friends were weed dealers when we were in college. Lots of women who had a reputation as "good girls" would booty call them and my friends would roll blunts for them or leave them a few grams. It was all implicit and happened regularly. One of them was fricking a different women everyday of the week, and a variety of women all day if he sent out a mass "I've re-upped" text to his contacts. Nobody gets more ass than a college weed dealer.
Strawman. I place the blame for modern women 100% on the state of modern men.
>chad pumps and dumps virgins they trick
>omg why are there no trad women!!
More strawmanning. I don't even want a "trad woman"." My hard requirements for a women is that she doesn't have casual sex, hasn't had a revolving door of past boyfriends, and isn't mentally ill. After that point its only a question of how well we get along and if we a lifestyle that meshes.
Since you seem really confused about women: a woman will behave to the extent that she's deemed acceptable by potential mates. There's no real "tricking" to it. Men set the standard for women's behavior. If men stopped being simps for gross women, women would stop being gross.
So you're a cuck then.
If you don't care if she's used then why not just get a prostitute gf who wants to settle down, same shit.
Has all the qualities you are looking for too and is loyal now
>Madonna-prostitute complex
You're either young or a virgin wizard.
There's a big difference between a woman who's only had sex with a few past boyfriends and a woman who has one night stands every weekend and 3 guys she's fricking on and off at any given time.
Coke dealers get a lot of pussy as well in my 20s I asked a hot woman to do coke with me and she just slapped my ass and said you bad boy I dont do that. So maybe you need to be Chad.
If you know any weed dealers, notice they either don't have a girlfriend, and if they do have a girlfriend, its ALWAYS a girl that doesn't smoke weed. Because why buy the cow when you can get the milk for an extra half a gram of weed or a hit off of your blunt?
Idk weed's legal here. The weed dealers I knew in highschool didn't seem to be getting that much but I guess I didn't look into it
People aren't going to get together and cooperate on their own like that. It's basic prisoner's dilemma. If most men stop having sex with bawds then a small minority of men will swoop in and clean up.
Yet you won't blame the menprostitutes for ruining women but instead praise them by calling them chad.
Cucks love chads more than women.
>you won't blame the men
Yes, we do. We always have. However, women are the gatekeepers to sexual relationships and have been for decades now outside of force, they are the ones primarily responsible for promiscuity, especially in any egalitarian society that wants to give them the benefits of equality, franchise, and sovereignty over their own decisions. Low class males will always want to frick everyone they can because they don't care to invest in a relationship, you're supposed to say no. Stop making excuses for your own poor decisions or give up your right to make them, you cant have your cake and eat it too.
>Chad
Like hood/redneck Chad.
> 35 on Tinder
> calls herself perfect
> pure muscle even tho we see it's a lie
> talking about making children in her Tinder bio
> "sure to destroy nations"
> "well read man who can cry"
> her dog is looking for a father...
It's rare to see so many redflags in such a "short" description.
The tattoos weren't enough of a red flag?
The tattoos are just a sign she's a trend-following NPC.
Trend following NPCs will cut off your sons genitals for social brownie points.
It's a joke autist
Why are chuds so afraid of a little ink?
I drew your tats in my Spanish 1 notebook in high school.
It's usually a signal that you're a lowlife with hepatitis, at least that's how it used to be thought of. Nowadays, every loser and their mother gets tattoos, so now there's no longer the idea of looking cool by having one. You're basically an idiot who paid a lot of money to have your skin mutilated (risking blood born disease in the process) for the sake of looking more interesting than you actually are. At least gangsters have a reason to get tattoos. But your sⲟyboy barista serving you overpriced coffee has no reason to have a sleeve of tattoos going from his limp wrist all the way up to his pencil neck. He's not cool. He's not a gangster. He's a self-important homosexual who overpaid for a meme degree
Probably a product you use in the shower, or the hot water stripping oils off your skin and drying you out.
Thanks for the answer. Would cold/lukewarm showers be the answer?
>tattoos
>35
>I will bear children
The only thing she'll be bearing is giant moron babies that will burden you for the rest of your lives.
Kek I always love seeing 40+ year old women on dating apps with the "children: want someday" option. The popular opinion among feminist women these days is that they can actually have children up until their 60's when they hit menopause. They unironically think that all past research into women's fertility is patriarchal lies to keep women from starting careers.
Many great people were born from 30+ women.
Cope like that and you will never reproduce.
But also many more people born with autism, downs syndrome, health complications, etc. You can't refute that.
>NOOOOOO YOU NEED TO BE QUIET AND BORING LIKE ME THE STOIC GUY WITH NO FRIENDS OR WOMEN
lol no
*yell random noises with the bros*
all i needed to see was that wine stemmed mason jar monstrosity
6 ft 8 yet at least 1" lower than the 6" ceiling.
Seems legit.
>6" ceiling
No fricking house in the USA has a 6 ft ceiling, what are you even talking about?
Her butthole is above the countertop, and she's not even standing up straight. She could easily be 6'8".
YET there is still men out there who will give her the sex.
I'm a virgin and I will never have sex because women don't like virgin men
I mean I'd have sex with her, but no way am I going to be Loki's step-dogdad
exactly. Men will still frick pigs like her. But no woman will ever want sex with me.
You can just lie homie wtf
How do I get this body type without the likely sky high body count and obnoxious personality?
Don't bother answering bros. I know. Doesn't exist.
Join the Amish, their women are corn fed, have strong backs, and are built like brick shithouses. Guaranteed the most action they've seen was giving Ezekiel a sloppy toppy at Rumspringa.
bro that's fammin af fr
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We've done it lads we've found him
The happiest man alive
why are people acting like the girl in the image has anything to do with the caption? were you morons all born yesterday or something?