>haven't showered in 2 days. >haven't seen the sun in 3. >same-ish diet. >acne clears up

>haven't showered in 2 days
>haven't seen the sun in 3
>same-ish diet
>acne clears up
huh

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I feel insanely guilty even looking at that picture because I know I’m not worthy to glance at a goddess like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it feel like this post was made by an indian?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gynocentric simp you will never make it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's 35 anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not OP. I literally matched with this girl last year and set up a date for brazilian bbq in less than five minutes it's not that hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not OP. I literally matched with this girl last year and set up a date for brazilian bbq in less than five minutes it's not that hard.
        if you mean the actual woman from the pic that's nuts, what are her actual measurements? ignoring meme text she's clearly a big girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did you actually go? i'm guessing not since you didn't post the story.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im tired of hearing about acne. i have some at 18 and i dont care about it, but other people do. wanting to do their "skincare routine".
    is this that infamous projecting i hear so much about?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >35
    So many wasted eggs when she could have been single handedly siring a warrior race

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's fedbait, homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only males can sire, dumbass.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pants are bullshit
    >wearing pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How else would one seal in such gravity-bending brappage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's wearing tights, not pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pants are le bad
      >while wearing pants
      Even a woman’s wardrobe is bipolar

      Beat me to it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Looking for a well read MAN who's not afraid to cry.
    >My dog's name is Loki, and he's looking for a father
    Anyone who has any real experience with women knows these are two massive red flags and instantly killed their boner for this woman. Spoiler alert: Loki is a territorial, un-neutered pitbull she lets sleep in the bed, with balls the size of grapefruits. She wants a "MAN who can cry" means if you happen to cry dealing with her crazy bullshit, she'll still consider you a man as long as you keep taking her crazy bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also, seems like the type that all her friends are guys (ex-boyfriends, on-and-off frickbuddies, and simps trying to frick) because 'women are too much drama.'

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And if you say you're not comfortable about her taking a weekend trip to the beach with her bestie Chadwick from adult rec league, she will withhold sex for a few months and tell everyone in a 30 miles radius how controlling you are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And if you say you're not comfortable about her taking a weekend trip to the beach with her bestie Chadwick from adult rec league, she will withhold sex for a few months and tell everyone in a 30 miles radius how controlling you are.

        So who are these guys who are casually screwing these women? They've got it made

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hand to god, its always the same 3 kinds of guys:
          >Their weed guy
          Always gives her a "little extra" in the bag because they're "good friends". An implicit exchange of drugs for sex. All women who smoke weed have had exchanges like this with their weed guy.
          >Ex-boyfriends who broke up with them
          If *you* break up with a woman, she'll still frick you, in a woman's mind it'll eventually spark interest for her again romantically.
          >Your standard Chads with game
          Guys the woman was into and wanted to date at one point, and he gamed her for a while with promises of a relationship, was able to parlay her into a frick buddy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >fricking a guy for an extra ten dollars of weed
            Do they really?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Some of my best friends were weed dealers when we were in college. Lots of women who had a reputation as "good girls" would booty call them and my friends would roll blunts for them or leave them a few grams. It was all implicit and happened regularly. One of them was fricking a different women everyday of the week, and a variety of women all day if he sent out a mass "I've re-upped" text to his contacts. Nobody gets more ass than a college weed dealer.

              Yet you won't blame the menprostitutes for ruining women but instead praise them by calling them chad.
              Cucks love chads more than women.

              Strawman. I place the blame for modern women 100% on the state of modern men.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >chad pumps and dumps virgins they trick
                >omg why are there no trad women!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                More strawmanning. I don't even want a "trad woman"." My hard requirements for a women is that she doesn't have casual sex, hasn't had a revolving door of past boyfriends, and isn't mentally ill. After that point its only a question of how well we get along and if we a lifestyle that meshes.
                Since you seem really confused about women: a woman will behave to the extent that she's deemed acceptable by potential mates. There's no real "tricking" to it. Men set the standard for women's behavior. If men stopped being simps for gross women, women would stop being gross.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a cuck then.
                If you don't care if she's used then why not just get a prostitute gf who wants to settle down, same shit.
                Has all the qualities you are looking for too and is loyal now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Madonna-prostitute complex
                You're either young or a virgin wizard.
                There's a big difference between a woman who's only had sex with a few past boyfriends and a woman who has one night stands every weekend and 3 guys she's fricking on and off at any given time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Coke dealers get a lot of pussy as well in my 20s I asked a hot woman to do coke with me and she just slapped my ass and said you bad boy I dont do that. So maybe you need to be Chad.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you know any weed dealers, notice they either don't have a girlfriend, and if they do have a girlfriend, its ALWAYS a girl that doesn't smoke weed. Because why buy the cow when you can get the milk for an extra half a gram of weed or a hit off of your blunt?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk weed's legal here. The weed dealers I knew in highschool didn't seem to be getting that much but I guess I didn't look into it

                More strawmanning. I don't even want a "trad woman"." My hard requirements for a women is that she doesn't have casual sex, hasn't had a revolving door of past boyfriends, and isn't mentally ill. After that point its only a question of how well we get along and if we a lifestyle that meshes.
                Since you seem really confused about women: a woman will behave to the extent that she's deemed acceptable by potential mates. There's no real "tricking" to it. Men set the standard for women's behavior. If men stopped being simps for gross women, women would stop being gross.

                People aren't going to get together and cooperate on their own like that. It's basic prisoner's dilemma. If most men stop having sex with bawds then a small minority of men will swoop in and clean up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yet you won't blame the menprostitutes for ruining women but instead praise them by calling them chad.
            Cucks love chads more than women.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you won't blame the men
              Yes, we do. We always have. However, women are the gatekeepers to sexual relationships and have been for decades now outside of force, they are the ones primarily responsible for promiscuity, especially in any egalitarian society that wants to give them the benefits of equality, franchise, and sovereignty over their own decisions. Low class males will always want to frick everyone they can because they don't care to invest in a relationship, you're supposed to say no. Stop making excuses for your own poor decisions or give up your right to make them, you cant have your cake and eat it too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Chad
            Like hood/redneck Chad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > 35 on Tinder
      > calls herself perfect
      > pure muscle even tho we see it's a lie
      > talking about making children in her Tinder bio
      > "sure to destroy nations"
      > "well read man who can cry"
      > her dog is looking for a father...
      It's rare to see so many redflags in such a "short" description.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also, seems like the type that all her friends are guys (ex-boyfriends, on-and-off frickbuddies, and simps trying to frick) because 'women are too much drama.'

      > 35 on Tinder
      > calls herself perfect
      > pure muscle even tho we see it's a lie
      > talking about making children in her Tinder bio
      > "sure to destroy nations"
      > "well read man who can cry"
      > her dog is looking for a father...
      It's rare to see so many redflags in such a "short" description.

      And if you say you're not comfortable about her taking a weekend trip to the beach with her bestie Chadwick from adult rec league, she will withhold sex for a few months and tell everyone in a 30 miles radius how controlling you are.

      The tattoos weren't enough of a red flag?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The tattoos are just a sign she's a trend-following NPC.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trend following NPCs will cut off your sons genitals for social brownie points.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a joke autist

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are chuds so afraid of a little ink?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I drew your tats in my Spanish 1 notebook in high school.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's usually a signal that you're a lowlife with hepatitis, at least that's how it used to be thought of. Nowadays, every loser and their mother gets tattoos, so now there's no longer the idea of looking cool by having one. You're basically an idiot who paid a lot of money to have your skin mutilated (risking blood born disease in the process) for the sake of looking more interesting than you actually are. At least gangsters have a reason to get tattoos. But your sⲟyboy barista serving you overpriced coffee has no reason to have a sleeve of tattoos going from his limp wrist all the way up to his pencil neck. He's not cool. He's not a gangster. He's a self-important homosexual who overpaid for a meme degree

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a product you use in the shower, or the hot water stripping oils off your skin and drying you out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the answer. Would cold/lukewarm showers be the answer?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tattoos

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >35
    >I will bear children
    The only thing she'll be bearing is giant moron babies that will burden you for the rest of your lives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I always love seeing 40+ year old women on dating apps with the "children: want someday" option. The popular opinion among feminist women these days is that they can actually have children up until their 60's when they hit menopause. They unironically think that all past research into women's fertility is patriarchal lies to keep women from starting careers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I always love seeing 40+ year old women on dating apps with the "children: want someday" option. The popular opinion among feminist women these days is that they can actually have children up until their 60's when they hit menopause. They unironically think that all past research into women's fertility is patriarchal lies to keep women from starting careers.

      Many great people were born from 30+ women.
      Cope like that and you will never reproduce.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But also many more people born with autism, downs syndrome, health complications, etc. You can't refute that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOO YOU NEED TO BE QUIET AND BORING LIKE ME THE STOIC GUY WITH NO FRIENDS OR WOMEN
          lol no
          *yell random noises with the bros*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all i needed to see was that wine stemmed mason jar monstrosity

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6 ft 8 yet at least 1" lower than the 6" ceiling.
    Seems legit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6" ceiling
      No fricking house in the USA has a 6 ft ceiling, what are you even talking about?
      Her butthole is above the countertop, and she's not even standing up straight. She could easily be 6'8".

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YET there is still men out there who will give her the sex.

    I'm a virgin and I will never have sex because women don't like virgin men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I'd have sex with her, but no way am I going to be Loki's step-dogdad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        exactly. Men will still frick pigs like her. But no woman will ever want sex with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can just lie homie wtf

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get this body type without the likely sky high body count and obnoxious personality?
    Don't bother answering bros. I know. Doesn't exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Join the Amish, their women are corn fed, have strong backs, and are built like brick shithouses. Guaranteed the most action they've seen was giving Ezekiel a sloppy toppy at Rumspringa.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bro that's fammin af fr

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING DETH BY SNU SNU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We've done it lads we've found him
        The happiest man alive

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are people acting like the girl in the image has anything to do with the caption? were you morons all born yesterday or something?

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