If he had a consistent jogging routine and got off his mcnugget & coom fanta diet he could've finished his love quest after all
He didnt look too bad in this pic tbh
If he had a consistent jogging routine and got off his mcnugget & coom fanta diet he could've finished his love quest after all
It's this era of Chris that I feel bad for. This guy was weird yeah, but redeemable. Hell I woulda been friends with him, he'd be the weird autistic guy in the group sure, but we woulda been good for him. I wish I could have helped save him. God be there for him please.
>him
Its her get it right chud
watching him fumble countless gym girls and getting banned from the local gyms for years on end would have been hilarious still
if he just got lean he would've been above average facially imo
You are ugly as shit lmfao. Please don't respond with your reddittier cope to me
His parents having him relatively old fricked him up. You can see a semblance of good genes here. But a 50yo knocked up a 40yo and surprise surprise had an autismo kid on a galactic scale
Damn right
What a shame. He was such a chad, what made him gain all the weight? Does trooning out make you hungrier?
Autistic american weebs tend to be fat
Plenty of fatasses have chad or chadlite potential but squander it
I know I did
He spent every day gaming and eating fast food, he hadn't run since high school. Taking HRT off internet sites probably didn't help.
If only there were a sonic game about lifting.
His nuts are still intact last time I checked, so he definitely can still fix himself but he never will, because he's too far off his rocker. The best thing that could happen to him is that a fitness cult kidnaps him, imprisons him in their desert hideout and forces him to eat right and exercise.
>last time I checked
????????
If he managed to get a boner to frick his mom, then his balls might still work
I've always been blissfully vague on the details, but how do we know he actually fricked his mother? She's senile and he's mental. Were there sexual forensics done?
Chris admited in chat that he gave barb orals and did piv, but there aren't any public forensics reports to confirm this. I also read on the farms that barb had a pregnancy test at some point, but, again, no public evidence.
>pregnancy test
isn't she like 80 tho ?
>not being super careful and checking to see if literal incestual autistic geriatric hellspawn is being created
You can never be too safe anon
Once other morons on the internet got their hooks in him to turn into an internet chew toy it was over. This has been going on for fricking 17 years, and for some reason people are obsessed with fricking up his life the entire time.
he had plenty of outs, such as that one time he made a video saying that the whole chris chan persona was an elaborate troll.
If he had completely logged off the internet after that he would be an internet legend, instead his lust turned him into a troon
The wall comes for us all
This was probably the last time he could've gotten his shit together, but growing up in 1980s Virginia, he never stood a chance as an autistic. If he was born today, he probably would have had a normal life.