>he doesn't phlebotomize himself for low blood pressure gainz.
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>he doesn't phlebotomize himself for low blood pressure gainz.
>he doesn't phlebotomize himself for low blood pressure gainz.
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I knew this board has one of the lowest IQs on IST, but damn. This really takes the fricking cake.
If he's on anabolics then it's not a terrible idea
yes, all long nail folk deserve the rope
bro, there's many stupid anons that castrated themselves both with help from other stupids/evils or by their own hands, this is very mild, really
>anons that castrated themselves
Bullshit
Maybe on
I still hold the "let's bulk on gasoline because of highest energy content" meme on the top place
Please tell me there's a screencap
The ape feed megabulk is up there as well
At first I was like
>WHAT THE FRICK?
KEK
but then I was like..
>Wait what...
What I need to research this more.
This is going to be a keto trend soon. Already seeing people mentioning to donate blood to detoxify excess iron from the body.
You can leach excess iron chemically through diet, if you even need to do that, there is no reason to blood let.
I know about stuff like coffee but the reason I'm specifically mentioning keto is that whole diet religion works on constantly being low energy, on the idea that it makes you healthier due to some debunked theory a hundred years ago called "rate of living theory." Bloodletting is just the logical next step from constant fasting and cold showers. I'm not shitposting, I legitimately believe they're going to make this the next step and maybe even try to make it a pseudo-macho thing like "losing blood in battle like my ancestors." I've watched it grow over a decade, I know how it works.
You've heard of the "rule of cool", now get ready for "regulation of moronation".
losing blood like my ancestors you say...
I would participate in those moronic real sword HEMA (get it) clubs with metal armor on head, neck, arteries, and stomach so I could blood let and get cool scars on chest and arms, but those morons cut their muscles down to the bone and get serious fricking injuries.
Honestly.
God damn you're probably right. How long until redpill podcasts are pushing exactly that?
>no one mentions keto
>the most obvious vegan subhumans starts spamming about it
I'm really getting tired of you, you fricking obsessed vegan Black person.
Why won't you go frick a tree or something? Better yet, stop breathing, you're stealing air from your precious animals.
Why don't you let us animals have free will over our lives? So your whole vegan schtick wasn't about animal rights and freedoms after all, but about your control over it...the hypocrisy.
Autophlebotomy is the Next Bitcoin Diet
I have hemochromatosis so I actually have to do this about twice a year for that exact reason.
Kys Moxyte
Ohhh I get it now its a bot
holy schizo vegan autism
This has been a standard practice for people with hemochromatosis or iron overload for decades, you moron.
donating plasma gets rid of microplastics or toxins or some shit. worth looking into.
I unironically donate blood because it reduces microplastic/xenoestrogen "forever chemicals" to undetectable rates.
Anything you can accumulate in your blood long term thats bad for you health can be removed by regular donation.
There's actually a lot of health benefits to donating blood but this is pretty moronic if you workout and are natty.
cut your nails properly.
Go on.. Tell me about these gains.
Does this mean I'll also lose weight? So if I train 2L out, I will be 2kg lighter..
Seems too good to be true. Whats the catch?
Well, first of all, you wont be losing 2kg of fat, you'll be losing 2kg of blood, which is mostly water.
Losing 2.5 liter will kill you, so you might not feel great after losing 2 liters.
You guys are just too scared to practice the ancient medicine of blood letting
What schizophrenia does to a mf. You should be donating your blood instead of doing it yourself bro
and let the israelites have it? no thanks
Corvids are officially smarter than Americans
>huuuurrrrr
>just donate it
I always have little cuts from work so they literally won't take my blood.
OP here.
I donate plasma so I can't donate whole blood. Bleeding myself is how I keep my hematocrit and BP line.
Plasma donations make my car payment. And if my hematocrit or BP is too high, I get rejected
And, done.
chug it
Drink your own blood now!
But why?
>this idiot is storing it in jars instead of real medical blood storage equipment and coordinating with his medical providers to have his own emergency blood supply in case of serious injury and ER visit.
> coordinating with his medical providers
lost me there chief
>call family doctor
>"hello doc? I save my own blood... yeah.. uh huh... well I'm wondering if I ever get sent to the ER if you can send them some of my stored blood or whenever I need it...oh.... oh okay so I just wear and emergency metal medical bracelet that tells the ER doctors to contact you and you can get them my blood? thanks doc...
Shit if the doc won't do it a private business could monetize storing peoples blood so they don't have to risk getting AIDS when they visit the ER.
>HIV/AIDS is a real risk where he lives
where's a family doc going to save your blood? I could understand training family members or close friends on how to do a blood transfusion. I'd think you would need to store it tho. I'm not mixing blood with the homos in storage
>I'm not mixing blood with the homos in storage
I've heard the stories of the bugchasers who are sick with shit and try to donate blood to get other people sick.
They test you for all kinds of diseases before donating.
Except being a vaxx maxxed moron
>They test you for all kinds of diseases before donating.
Barely lmao. Now even those engaging in homosexual acts can donate blood. They get tested once in a while, but still can donate between tests, even after chemsex with pozzed Black folk.
Also most blood nowadays is tainted with spiked proteins.
Depends on the country. In Australia it's still 6 months after any same sex sexual acts before you can donate.
It doesn't really make sense, I was unable to donate because I got head from a guy, even though you can't get aids from getting head.
They screen every single bag of blood donated you incredible moron.
>Trusting any medical institution out there
>In the year 2023 of our Lord
i don't understand this edgy Le contrarianism. Even if you were paranoid you'd at least consider the fact they would screen the blood just for the simple fact they wouldn't want to be sued.
Trust the Experts™
Sure, and it's safe and effective, right.
Lmao.
>lost me there chief
cyberpunk, look it up
They'll slip the vax into my stored blood.
If I have low blood volume just give me some NS. I don't trust the blood banks.
Fricking disturbing. I swear I've been intentionally staying off IST for days and this is the first thing I see upon returning.
Make blood sausage with it
Op what the frick. This is some medieval plague doctor blood leeching bullshit. You absurdly moronic motherfricker sitting here with a negative education fricking going to anti-school to get dumber.
This morning's BP
>140/92
My BP now
>124/80
And that's with three energy drinks today
>MAP of nearly 110 on a casual morning
>knows this
>throws three energy drinks on top
I assume you took your entire daily allowance of tylenol right when you woke up too didn't you shooter
Why even measure it if you don't care about your health
> In this randomized clinical trial of 285 firefighters, both blood and plasma donations resulted in significantly lower PFAS levels than observation alone. Plasma donation was the most effective intervention, reducing mean serum perfluorooctane sulfonate levels by 2.9 ng/mL compared with a 1.1-ng/mL reduction with blood donation, a significant difference; similar changes were seen with other PFASs.
>PFAS exposure has been associated with adverse health effects. These effects include low fetal weight,10 impaired immune response,11 thyroid function abnormalities,12 obesity,13 increased lipid levels,14,15 liver function alterations,16 and, potentially, an increased risk of some malignant neoplasms.
OP just cured IST of micro- plastics?
Give me a source and I'll go become a reverse vampire.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35394514/
Blood letting or blood doping? Both are moronic btw, this is a troll.
Did you drink your blood afterwards? never throw away the free proteins bro
I swear, the lengths some homies will go to. . . and still look like shit, kek.
Looks like Spanish wine.
Why not better just donate it since you're throwing it away? Even if you're not interested in the charity some places even pay you for it.
>Why not better just donate it since you're throwing it away?
I'm afraid my blood would be used to save a non-White.
Chances are that person of not your ethnicity most likely couldn't even use your blood.
>Chances are that person of not your ethnicity most likely couldn't even use your blood.
I'm O-.
Everyone in the world can have my blood.
If my blood was Whites only, I would donate it. It's not, so I won't.
the Kel-Tec box is just the cherry on top
Why from the foot
Because I was playing splatoon with my bros and didn't want to use my arm veins.
I tried blood letting a couple of times but found it to be really, really difficult. Very hard to get a good tap on a vein, then coagulation issues constantly fricking up the flow. At one point I did manage to get about ~400ml out. Have to say I felt amazing afterwards. Not sure if it was placebo effect or not but the rest of that day I felt 20 years younger.
The body compensates for moderate hypovolemia by constricting the blood vessels, raising blood pressure.
excellent, you are keeping up with modern medicine
are you a nurse or something how the frick did you manage to stick that in without popping a vein?
You just stick it in bro it's really not that hard
People psych themselves out when it comes to IVs
The first day of AEMT class we were sticking each other.
OP is still a tard though
what happens if you fall asleep while its in
That's your foot, a phlebotomy is for your brain, dumbass. NGMI.