>he doesn't start eating food in a dream before waking up

>he doesn't start eating food in a dream before waking up
NGMI

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I think that's actually never happened to me. NGMI indeed.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream last night were i fricked the brains out of the prostitute i used to visit. I stopped visiting her because my hatred for women now makes it impossible for me, but i miss her giantic breasts

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is food in bed fun? Seems like a mess and bad way to start the day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's great. I have breakfast in bed while reading a book whenever I can afford it. It's easy to not make a mess as long as you're not a fricking pig. When I'm with my gf we have breakfast in bed as well, it's a comfy way to start the day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice with a gf. When I did it by myself it felt kinda gay, got the strong urge to buy a bedframe, houseplants and ikea lamps and aroma sticks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >got the strong urge to buy a bedframe, houseplants and ikea lamps and aroma sticks
        Literally me....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you a dyke by any chance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have all my meals in bed. I have one of those trays to eat in bed/sofa. I fricking hate sitting on regular chairs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        eating while laying on side? based and greek pilled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever put your time and effort going through your morning rituals before leaving home, and then suddenly you wake up and be angry your efforts was wasted and you have to relive the exact same chores again?

      I find it terrible personally

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that soulless shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless
      You have no idea what that word means.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you really need to make a thread about this comment that was posted yesterday? Really?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find food usually doesn't taste right in dreams.
    The only thing I remember enjoying was drinking toffee almond flavoured milk. Never had toffee almond flavoured milk before irl but it was quite good in the dream.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Weirdly enough, I dreamt recently of venison sausages, fresh made sausage rolls and cake añd it was all delicious.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating in dreams
    I've neve eaten in a dream. But I've gone food shopping in dreams a few times. IRL I don't have a sweet tooth but in my dreams I've bought sweets.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for an average-sized Euro, I'd say? The main reason breakfast cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of pastries in that timeframe, but I could easily.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He literally dreams about eating food
    How fricking fat are you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      during one of my first lucid dreams, i materialized an entire bbq setting and ate like 20 cheeseburgers off one plate. it was pretty nice since it started as a nightmare and i realized i was dreaming. i was getting attacked by some kind of ghost b***h in an old house and as soon as i realized it was a dream i was leaping off the walls & ceiling killing the c**t with some kind of sword that was nearby.

      it was such a nice fricking day outside of that house, i wish i could dream like that every time i sleep. i just have to wonder if i was actually lucid dreaming or if i dreamt i was having a lucid dream, all the other ones i've had were way different in terms of realizing i was asleep. they generally involved me doing some kind of a test on myself, this one was an instance where i just knew it was a dream.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carbs
    >carbs
    >carbs
    >carbs with carbs
    >carbs
    >yoghurt with carbs
    >carbs
    >liquid carbs
    nice breakfast you fat frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body (you won't)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a nice pre cardio breakfast, you are doing your cardio right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keto is kind of like a mental disease. It doesn't matter what you eat, bro, just how much of it you eat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >removing calories doesn't cure obesity
          moronic. So moronic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Calories don't cause obesity, therefore limiting calories doesn't cure obesity.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dont give him attention its one guy who posts the same stuff over and over in every thread that mentions carbs or calories and hes never posted body

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream I was eating rice cakes (the asian kind, not the cracker), fish, and grilled meats with a rural chinese tribe of a different culture than the Han. I remember them being too polite to say anything when I pulled the fish bones with my hands.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frickin do man. It tastes great

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