HE HAS RETURNED
>HE HAS RETURNED
HE HAS RETURNED
>HE HAS RETURNED
HE HAS RETURNED
>HE HAS RETURNED
HE DOXES HIMSELF AND BURNS HIS SOCIAL SECURITY CARD ON CAM
KINO INCOMING
HE HAS RETURNED. >HE HAS RETURNED. HE HAS RETURNED. >HE HAS RETURNED. HE HAS RETURNED. >HE HAS RETURNED
>sets up all his shit to make it look cool
>is right near the highway so it's a complete larp
Lmao he's so close you can hear cars passing.
Thoreau basically did the same thing at Walden pond, so he’s in a long tradition of fleeing into the “woods” but still being close to civilization in case shit actually goes wrong
Thoreau actually had most of his meals brought to him or ate at peoples houses. I made the mistake of reading the oxford version of Walden and the first third of the book which was basically an introduction to why nothing he did was meaningful.
Dude borrowed land and tools and man power from those around him.
And then he didn't even live there most of the time.
tbf to him he never tried to act like he was returning to monkey, he never really hid anything. but yeah, oxford is literal shit. riddled with errors and i own an oxford edition of i think plutarch's parallel lives or some other ancient history and the blurb on the back literally says "this work has been valued for its historical value."
did he burn his fricking social security card
I'm very close to doing this. I'm teetering on the edge of sanity in this artificial world. I'm never happy anymore. I served my military, graduated college, made decent money, had a couple relationships, but everything is hollow. I have some survival skills, so I'd be fine for a little while at least. I don't care about living long though. I just want it to be as long as I can. That would be good enough.
do it homosexual
When I do, I'll post here.
return to monky
I didn’t know monkeys could have autism
It's more common than you think
is this lil homie gonna be okay?
He had a big fall but he also weights nothing, maybe he will be. But the fricker that posted this vid is surely one of those baby monkey hate pedos.
The risk it took was calculated. But it never learned math.
THERE GOES MY HERO
>you thinkin what I’m thinkin?
>Aim for the bushes
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>There goes my hero
this is so sad but i burst out laughing when he was picking himself up off the ground... i am a bad person
Yeah you're sick. The 'fail' part where he totally misjudged it is sort of funny, but the rest isn't and mostly it's disgusting
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a minute help
how many 1ups is that?
wtf is this monkey real?
No, it’s a midget in a monkee suit.
>I have some survival skills
Precariously positioning your machete to show it off for a video is not a survival skill
>had
>almost died for isreal
>got scammed into getting magic peace of paper
>got a seemigly high salary except everything under 140k a year is baacially poverty wages
>wasted his best years on prostitutes
I wonder why everything seems hollow
you're a real negative nancy
kek and hes going to unironically innawoods and probably die
unfamtohly.. unfamot......... unfathomably... totally.. exceptionally... ridiculously... insanely... genuinely... doggone... heckin... inconceivably... based...
is he doing what I'm thinking? dunno if the based department can even handle this one
He is more courageous than most of IST. No amount of lifting will make you this much of a man.
He's basically Cortez burning his ships
I don't watch Reddit & Memey so I don't understand this
haha youre so different bro...kinda makes you a normie but, like an anti normie normie
bro I don't watch the show wtf are you on about?
you cant just request a new card. its not like your connection to that government mandated number disappears after you burn it fricking morons
The mad man actually did it, ignore the haters this is based af fr fr
it's clearly a new copy he ordered. it's still attached to the rest of the form.
Europoor here, what happens when you don't have a social security card?
You still have an SSN assigned to you by the government, and usually you don't need the card as long as you can remember the number what the guy did was funny but it is mostly larp
now it will be slightly more inconvenient to open a checking account
there are nanobots in the paper that release when the card is burned. they fly back to washington DC and 6 minutes later a helicopter gunship turns you into a fine mist
Nothing, you just get a new one. I dont even know where mine is.
>just get a new one
>"why do you need a new ss card?"
>"i burnt mine because i had an existential crisis and didnt want to participate in this world anymore"
I lost mine multiple times as a teenager. It's easy to get a new one. Now if you could wipe your ssn from the US database that would be impressive and ballsy.
Without a SSN, you cannot have a job, you cannot participate in banking, you cannot buy a home, etc.
Holy shit, the SSN really is the mark of the beast, eh?
The government no longer has to give you basic human rights.
you can easily order a new one though so what's the point? I lost mine before and had to get a new one. I lost my birth certificate too.
>this guy is taking Roy off the grid! he doesn't have a security number for Roy!
>some basement dweller literally based his life on this one gag from rick and morty
OH NO NO NO NO
What's this guy's deal? Hope he makes it on whatever weird journey he's on
Appeared on fit years ago as some Greek statue looking frick with piss jugs under his squat rack, trash at his monitor, and National Socialist books on his shelf in a windowless room painted black, and a makeshift bed under his rack.
Reappears a few years later (about half a year at this point) and claims hes writing a book. He is living in a white painted room with a real bed, about the size of a large closet. It has a nice window though. He has a Crucifix on his wall along with many many pages of his book. Still looks like a Greek statue.
>Still looks like a Greek statue.
I didn't know Greek statues were dyel
I meant he was PALE
White people are truly moronic. Running away from everything doesen’t do shit. You are in a game and you MUST play to move on to the next level. It’s like being in a gladiator match - you’re inside the colosseum and the lion IS going to try to eat you whether you decide to fight back or not.
>White people
uh sir, your sample size is one man and a moron who thinks he might do the same. most of us are perfectly content, and occupy the top echelon of humanity
I know dude but this shit literally only happens with whites.
yeah were built different. must be tough being a soulless monkey. like literally. were descended from Adam, youre not
I’m white you dumb Blacks. We can’t even tie our shoes without having an existential crisis.
kill ~~*yourself*~~
hey I have that same watch
Hating your own race doesn't make you cool.
you're not White
you're israeli
eh, perhaps we're the only ones posting it. I'll except the critic in fairness as we generalize pretty hard in your direction ( whatever you may be )
nice digits you wasted you absolute homosexual
I hope you broke an ankle since
whites are complicated creatures
especially the modern white american
its best to just interact with them in an urban setting where theres lots of people so you dont get killed
only whites reach or even care for the full spectrum of human experience.
You are admitting whites have done everything that is possible to do, explored every possible avenue of the faustian spirit (white reference) while other races are in a permanent state of trying to catch up to the point where they can't even think about being innovators in any way.
>only whites
uhmm the israelites would like a word with you...
well they where gods chosen, they must have something to them. they just decided to be homosexuals so god dumped them and left his kingdom to us. now they belong to the devil (those who did not convert at the time of Jesus or have not yet)
we're the only humans on earth (jews and europeans)
Or, consider this: you're following their abrahamic beliefs when you should be following your own people's ancestral paths. Not one god but many, not absolute morality but simply a man's path, not forgiveness but consequences, not submission but a struggle to climb the heights and face the divine on it's level.
Yahweh is not our ancestor. Our gods and heroes are.
based, on what basis do we worship the god of the sand people..
this, true whites are those who share Woden's semen in brotherhood
there's Black folk in africa drinking cow piss right now
And that's why you're speaking a white language and probably living in a white country. Because white people are responsible for everything you love. Hate isn't cool. Try being more loving, you might like it.
Nope. My Bengali friend wants to live innawoods. Suck dick
>black people protest
>they force their presence as punishment
>white people protest
>they boycott because their absence is the punishment
>you MUST play
Make me.
>doesn't take out huge amounts of loans first.
kek
You're speaking a white language. No non-white language can compete. Non-whites flock to white countries because they can't build good countries themselves. Everyone who complains about white people is a white supremacist unless they live in a non-white country and speak a non-white language.
the book is being released via YT vids
Holy shit new manifesto droppin
Doesn't look like a Greek statue anymore lmao
>some Greek statue looking frick
>this is what barbarians actually believe
is this supposed to be a good physique? this dude hasn't picked up a weight in his life
hes homeless
Primitive Technology would eat him alive and make a thatched hut roof out of his scalp
Jarod, please go
I noticed a few things in this video that go against youtubes terms of service. I have reported the video, and this will be a learning experience for him.
larp, nothing will happen but I will subscribe and say I was a fan since day 1 in case something happen
stop shilling your channel
IST and IST are so similar truly, he's the forestanon of this board
The same type of person is into both. Also IST.
But where does he shit?
Anywhere he wants
It’s not a larp. Last I heard, he really is homeless.
“Hi guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode on ForgottenWeapons.com”
Yeah but how does he upload his videos?
Good luck Hobo Anon. But it doesn’t mean anything by burning your SSN. It’s still saved in the data base. But still he did show it online
lol is that the same morakniv from the pic? Impressive if it's not rusty
Based. If he is to survive his autism, he will surely return to humanity as a god amongst men. That is, if he chooses to do so.
Living in the wilderness doesn't mean jack shit in August, let me know how he's doing in December/January.
Good to know he's doing well and chose his way of life
>the basement meme man now has a YT channel
what a time to be alive
>cheekie is alive
incredible
I missed you cheekie
I still lurk here but not as often now! Hope you're doing well!
If you're gonna keep making videos I want to see how you're gonna survive in the wild.
Anyone got the 2021 image
here you lazy bastard
https://imgur.com/a/WqK5C5R
Not that one just the collage
Last I saw him, he almost get raped by some redneck roommate. Hope he's doing better now. What a lolcow tho kek
>babbys first spiritual awakening
boys, most homeless people are drug addicted mentally ill or both.
I can assure you that Jarod is straight edge and mentally stable.
I have a pic of this dude on my wall, helped me through hard times when I was about to an hero. I also sleep in my squat rack. Thanks Jared, you saved my life.
Cool story except deer run across roads when cars come as a flight or freeze response so the moment wouldn't have impacted much
Shortly after this he returned to a gym. See
. I can post the timestamp if yall dont believe me
I like his prose but before long he's going to be posting about how he sucked dick for a sandwich and how that made him stronger and more in tune with the autistic universe
I remember this photo having more "room" in it
someone post the pic, I don't have it
Damn that's actually a great speech
Jarod's gymcel room: IST meme
comfy
no offense but why didn't he do onlyfans if he's that broke? I know some guys that do it and make a semi decent living off of it
shit bait
will get 4 (you)'s max, I would say
coomers, pls go
So what is he gonna do? Is he gonna start his own survival show where he eats roadkill next a bridge or wherever his hideout is? Is he gonna chop tour walkers with his machete? Eat them? Or just rob them? what is the plan here?
I think the plan is to get his book out via YT vids. hence the title of this video
oh okay
Frank Zappa?
HOLY FRICK HE ACTUALLY DOXXED HIMSELF.
He said he knows he is going to make it, and I hope he does as well
What's stopping you from throwing your life away and chasing after what you truly want?
legend
I, too, remember when I was young, aushwitz mode, and thought I looked good
Hi Florian
Forest Anon was investigated by FBI, this homosexual is most likely next on their list.
This time they might get their unabomber tho
Isn't it weird our favorite (former) anon is a schizo piss jug guy who just barely manages to meet is basic needs?
Test
Hello its me. Funny thing is i uploaded that video yesterday but wasnt able to post it on IST because mobile is rangebanned and almost every public wifi blocks IST, which makes it very hard to post while homeless. At panera right now and the pic was from a while ago at a hooker motel (i wasnt involved with the hookers). I dont even know how this thread got made lol.
Call one of the hookers Starfire and then poke her eye
Shut up Black person, we all know it's you who made the thread.
I can see why you would think that but i wouldnt do it cause it fricks with the memetics
Shut the frick up. It's impossible that someone from IST that remembers the meme found your 0 views video randomly and recognized you. You are a stupid Black person and I hope you have a nice day.
One time i made a schizo post that an anon really liked and he asked me if i had a website or something so i made the youtube channel. That was like a year ago but 8 lurkers subbed.
I looked up your famous posts on the archives and you didn't leave any contact anywhere. I then searched every mention of the name "Baldwin" from January 1 2019 to today (guess what it was only 3 pages) and I haven't found you giving your contact info. You are full of shit.
I also searched your channel URL, nothing.
This anon has you dead to rights.
OP is a gay shilling his own channel, trying to shut down anyone who doesn't know who you are by implying you are central to some sort of old IST culture.
Pathetic.
I'm the OP. I am not Jarod. Don't remember when I subbed to his channel but it was maybe sometime last year. Pretty sure he had another YT channel at some point and I found it through there. I can't account for why you don't see it in the archives.
Regardless, last night I saw he uploaded this video earlier in the day. Made this thread as soon as I saw the video. Was about 10pm for me and the video had been uploaded 7 hours prior.
Proof I'm not him.
https://files.catbox.moe/zwhnph.mov
>let me just fix all the (You)s with inspect element and then open OBS
You either find the post in the archive where Baldwin gave you his contact info or you are full of shit. You should kinda remember how the post went so with some key words search you can find it again.
>let me just fix all the (You)s with inspect element and then open OBS
Quit being so fricking autistic.
>You should kinda remember how the post went so with some key words search you can find it again.
Yeah let me use my photographic memory of every IST thread I've been in for the last 2 years. Quit being gay. I saw he finally uploaded. I made the thread. Simple as.
>no proof
>misdirections
Frick off Jarod have a nice day
Its me from panera again (differwnt one miles away). I found the archive post it was on IST which i forgot to check.
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/41225240/#41229436
Actually this was the first thread i posted it in
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/40460086/#40464027
He actually did it. You gotta give him the credit now escpticbro
See? You acted like a little homosexual when you were actually able to find the post like I told you to. Well then, good luck with everything pal.
This is just fricking embarassing. Frick you, you dyel attention seeking homosexual
I'm glad you're here. How often will you be uploading videos? You should make a back up not on youtube in case they delete your channel.
Once a week at least hopefully and I'll make a backup when i get a chance
Okay I look forward to hearing more from you. I missed your original thread when you posted your room and told the guy not to kill himself but I learned about you from the cap and caught your return earlier this year. This is the first time I've conversed with you. Stay safe.
If it really is you Jarrod, your words really meant a lot to me. I've been struggling with my mental health for a while now but you know what I do believe Im gonna make it. Im the only person in my way and Im the only person standing in my way. I hope the best for you.
zoomer with no father figure right?
You should lift up your fellow man, not bring them down.
how old are you
Subbed to your YT and monitoring your situation. You seem like you have the potential to become legend. Keep going.
hello based hermit, be safe, we are all rooting for you
>If they ever tell my story let them say that I shitposted with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of bloatlord. Let them say I lived in the time of Jarod, who slept in his squat rack and posted naked pictures online for fellow straight male virgins to look at
You should eat more food bro. Your attitude sets you up for the type of fame you are going for, but you are mogged by 70% of your audience.
>telling a homeless person to eat more food
He should just buffet max. Shit is like $10 for as much meat as you can eat.
@Jarod
Have you been investigated by feds?
How are you doing bro?
dudes a chad ngl
try to find a job bro, there's no point in the hobopill.
glad to see youre well pal, hope youre able to start lifting again soon
Good to see you seem to be doing fine. How is that book coming along? Any obstacles in particular? Sending out good vibes to you, man.
Have you read Walden my man?
I am really hoping for an ascension arc
Me too haha
Literally who? Just looks like some gay.
Lurk moar
so you're telling me american social security "cards" are just numbers on a piece of paper in the shape of a card?
the absolute state of the nation.
as opposed to a microchip embedded in your skin at birth? fricking moron
Equipment is sorely lacking here. Not enough cordage, knife is too big and will be tiring to wield, shorter knife and go with a hatchet or even just a stick. Water is meh, capacity is decent but if you bust a hole in that thing you're screwed. Needs more resistance to the wet as well. This season is good for collecting nuts but you'll only get so far with that, no gun or bow for hunting, so idk where that's going. Maybe there's water in a few dozen miles and you have a tackle box or something to fish with. At least you have a light, but I'd recommend something to back that up with, steal kleenex from restaurants or reception desks and cedar bark and have a ferrorod or flint and steel or even a bow drill setup in case your light runs out of fuel.
Good encouraging words though. Been bushing since I was a teen and even own a pretty isolated retreat after spending over a decade as a scientist. Good luck
>born very handsome but schizophrenic
The Lord giveth and he taketh away
schizophrenia is a greater gift than good looks my guy
Will lifting let me acquire this level of schizophrenia?
someone post the screen capture of the original post
For those who missed it, his return earlier this year
Shit the rapist might have been me, my bad.. I struggle to control my urges as a hobosexual
brehs
she's still here?
Yep
u cute
Subbed
oh she has a boyfriend now :3
oh sordid lords of IST, what advice do you have for me in my quest for natty gains while pinning test and getting a qt azn gf
alienate everyone you know irl. sell all your possessions. burn your documents. go be a homeless bridge troll.
link to his full nude, thanks
What crime will Mr Baldwin be charged with?
What the... wh... wait, holy... Jesus...? is that you...???
>IST now worship a homeless bun whose purposely making his own life as hard as possible
>just because he said some vain and cheap motivational words
seems like you guys are really desperate for a new idol, since pretty much 90% ofIST memes ie zyzz and piana are all dead
Jealous
The homeless guy for sure will outlive boogie
>HE DOXES HIMSELF AND BURNS HIS SOCIAL SECURITY CARD ON CAM
This is peak everything he is an inspiration to all of us
no one posted his room so here it is
He's gained a considerable amount of fat
I ALWAYS BELIEVED
I NEVER STOPPED DOUBTING
>schizos whose life is in shambles are simping a schizo whose life is in shambles
cope harder neurotypical. we're leaving this reality soon
lol yeah you're leaving this reality soon because your schizophrenia is gonna cause you to kys
reality is not like your children's cartoons, grow up, that schizo hobo is gonna get himself beaten up by locals because he's trying to parasite somewhere with his smelly add that he haven't showered in weeks
Test
Lol this is the equivalent in quality to those braindead girl vlogs, but for stunted losers on IST
New video dropped
that video is longer than 2 seconds
But it is kino and so fricking based.
I've been thinking about doing this too boys. I've only told one person I know online.
I already get so much what he is talking about. That book is going to be awesome.
I have virtually no experience and am not the most masculine or capable man but I hate this modern world so much and I don't have anyone I care about enough to stop me. God will watch over me and I'll be fine. I have already made plans. Wrote a note, packed a small bag, got a sleeping bag ready, that sort of thing.
This world is so gay. I hate cars. I hate goyslop. I hate being surrounded by goyim all the time. I hate the antichrist. I want to go out into the woods and starve to death like my ancestors. (I mean obviously not, but it is preferable to this) Lesser men will never understand.
https://biblereasons.com/not-of-this-world/
he should just swipe tinder and leech of someone since he has the eye/hair/jaw/height.
thats a very sweet video 🙂
i wish him well
Holy based, he actually did it, the only winning move is not to play and he went through with it. A contemporary cynic, a true follower of Diogenes. Godspeed. Frick globohomo.
he already has a new video up. this clarifies his intentions and plans. he is one of us, without a doubt.
>free range goy
enlightened
>Was dyel but lean
>Now he is just skinnyfat
What happen?
>summergays still believe the larp
t. glowie demoralizer
If he is larping or not, It's still fun and entertaining. He's not asking for money and he Is not scamming anyone, so it's good.
Yeah I can agree to that but some kids here seem to take it to seriously, I don't really mind this guy but the ones taking it too serious concern me.