he is NOT 26 what the fuck

looks at least 30, 35 mostly

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably what men looked like at 26 before the feminizing poisons in our water and food and constant exposure to plastic byproducts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      harmful chemicals prevent you from aging like shit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        estrogen allegedly reduces the affects of ageing, but I find that hard to believe because of the phenomenon known as "the wall"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this could be right. but since he is 26, i think he grew up on tv dinners and processed foods for almost every meal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scratch cook everything
      >diet rich in fish and green veggies
      >still look underage at 35
      Explain Asians.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer troony schizo please leave.

      [...]

      [...]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope roidtroony

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its actually the other way around, look at the size of nazi helmets. humans were small and thin 80 years ago.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat and never wears sunscreen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, probably a lot of stress

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        im stressing all the time but i look young at 31. i think is genetics mostly. Also sun doesnt age you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its steroids mostly. Of course there's some natural variance but these guys looking twice their age are always roids.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >constantly stressed
          >doesn’t protect from sun
          >”I look young”
          Ok buddy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but cope harder, I'm 33 and people tell me I look younger all the time. It's genetic. Sorry you didn't have it but your bitter behavior won't save you.
            Do the rest of us a favor by killing yourself today.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people tell me I look younger
              This means absolutely fricking nothing, when will you autists understand this?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have zoomer hair?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                for anyone wondering who that prettyboy is, he is called "Vinne Hacker"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one asked

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                but now you know ;3

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Won’t even post face

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sun doesn’t age you
          you’re going to need to post a source for that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am constantly stressed and look young at 31!
          No you don't. Post face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roids also frick up your skin big time. It becomes like p60 grit sandpaper

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what roids do to you

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn hes jsut a year older than me but looks 10 years older

    cute babby tho

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roids do that to you

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the growth hormone + insulin

    hes been using it for atleast 6 years

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person looks 45.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's a 36yo young buck for you. roids have no side effects.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he actually 36? I assumed he was in his early 50's

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike o hearn 40 something years old

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think his secrets are besides the obvious botox? Finasteride? Facial surgery?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            his facial surgery is obvious. the hairline could be plugs, could be natural, who cares. I believe his roid usage is significantly lower than people think. there's this binary mindset of either somebody is natty or he's on organ-ruining amounts of gear. why? he's been cruising since the 90s, yet his skin looks good. that says a lot. he is what, like 50% above natty limit in terms of size/definition? that shouldn't take crazy amounts of gear! so that's his main technique, doing gear responsibly. meanwhile you have moronS like Piana (it has to be said, rip the bandaid off) abusing the frick out of gear, even falling for complete memes like synthol, while never learning how to train properly. these baffoons get/got a little bit bigger than Mike O'ModerateDose and then they pay the price, be it loss of hair or of life.
            genetics also factor into it. early photos of Mike make it obvious he had potential. meanwhile the worst roiders are often genelets running from the truth.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          his facial surgery is obvious. the hairline could be plugs, could be natural, who cares. I believe his roid usage is significantly lower than people think. there's this binary mindset of either somebody is natty or he's on organ-ruining amounts of gear. why? he's been cruising since the 90s, yet his skin looks good. that says a lot. he is what, like 50% above natty limit in terms of size/definition? that shouldn't take crazy amounts of gear! so that's his main technique, doing gear responsibly. meanwhile you have moronS like Piana (it has to be said, rip the bandaid off) abusing the frick out of gear, even falling for complete memes like synthol, while never learning how to train properly. these baffoons get/got a little bit bigger than Mike O'ModerateDose and then they pay the price, be it loss of hair or of life.
          genetics also factor into it. early photos of Mike make it obvious he had potential. meanwhile the worst roiders are often genelets running from the truth.

          >I believe his roid usage is significantly lower than people think
          kek, ok buddy

          Lower abs working overtime to keep the enlarged intestinal epithelium from fricking spilling out. Roid trannies and their apologists will say literally anything to cope.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            hideous bellies are the fate of all men over 50. every old guy at the beach has this problem, minus the muscles to compensate.

            estrogen allegedly reduces the affects of ageing, but I find that hard to believe because of the phenomenon known as "the wall"

            old women have less estrogen than younger women so that doesn't rule the effect out.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair but women actually have less estrogen in the early 20s than they do their mid 30s. "The wall" strikes typically at the peak of their bodies' estrogen production.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's 54

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            In that clip he was in his 40s

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Ryan Humiston is unironically 36 lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's two years older than me and looks like he could be my dad. I mean I'm all for looking older when you're young but at this point I just feel sad for him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like he fought in 'nam

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years younger than me
    >looks 10 years older

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roid troon be like yeah I'm really into health and fitness bruv

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like Derek's brother.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/yhlfO7Y.jpg

        Roid troon be like yeah I'm really into health and fitness bruv

        They have those unfortunate Bong genetics.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Lifting isn't even healthy. You just go to an enclosed space and move around heavy things without even getting paid for it. See real athletes for top male physique.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything seems absurdly moronic when you become this reductive.

        >go to an enclosed semi-open space with 10 other men who you shower and live with
        >spend 90 minutes running after a ball only for the "game" to end 0-0

        >go into a tall metal and glass tube to sit hundreds of feet higher than any of your ancestors would have ever beenç
        >sit around poking at plastic switches to change values in an intangible document. if you dont do this you will literally become a homeless social pariah without any access to basic communal security

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a rhetorical technique called "denormalization" and it can be very effective. The civil rights movement used it a lot. "We're both human, we both need to eat and drink. But we go to a spigot in the wall where we get water and I gotta go to that one over there while you gotta go to this one over here." They did it better than my example.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Everything seems absurdly moronic when you become this reductive.
          Does not change the fact that if u have to think about sth 24/7 and act upon this thinking 24/7 - that sth takes too much space in your life

          unless it's ur job, ur life, nuance, it depends, words be hard to mimic reality or even thoughts - did ya get me bot? or will u pretend to be insulted, that u dom't understant, or just straight up try to insult me (u can't, since u ain't human)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Word brother. Anyhow you gotta clean the chicken coop before it gets dark so you should stop posting.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              there we go 😀 u pretend to not understand argument as if it wasn't crystal clear what i said and try to insult me

              i know that u know that i know that u know it's 9:40 here 😀

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                by the way, also me:

                [...]
                and eatng whole fridge every day for a few years

                if he wasn't roiding but eating the same his skin would be better, but oh my, that blob would be amerikkan cliche

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gordon ramsay

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is bad

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe it. Usually by 36 you'll have grey hairs on your beard.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le “fit poster who is 35 and says ‘everyone tells me that I look 19’”poster

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qijbVlF.jpg

      >constantly stressed
      >doesn’t protect from sun
      >”I look young”
      Ok buddy

      anyone in this thread could shave and stand next to

      https://i.imgur.com/iQ1bQYb.jpg

      looks at least 30, 35 mostly

      and people will think he's their dad. he looks old as frick. he's 26. something is wrong here.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you surprised roiders age like shit? Sulek is 21 and Larry is 28, both look significantly older than they actually are too.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do you usually get your ”final” look? Like people often look very different in their teens just year to year, but when does it sort of set?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neveryou4 body is always changing a little until you go pic related. People just look different during their teens because of puberty, if that's what you're asking about then around 20ish for men and 16~17 for women.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Around 23-27 I think is when you sort of stabilize from face changing. 20 really is the start of it not changing much. After that, it's all in how you take care of yourself.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to turn 25 in a month and this homie could literally pass as my father. Thank god I had acne in my teens so I started using retinol/hyaluronic acid moisturizer/mineral suncreen/masks early and got my diet in check to stay below 15% bf at all times,
    Added fin recently to keep the hair and looking forward to looking like this homies grandson at age 35.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roids, weight gain, stress, probably alcohol too. mainly the roids and alcohol though.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The place I work at has the same cleaner guy coming multiple times a week. Guy is 27 and on his 4th child, balding. I envy him, having only one son myself and going trough divorce currently with 31.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks exactly how man should look like.
    Unlike you, no lifting weakling homosexual.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People constantly talk about how old the people in the past look at a younger age, and then also mock people on gear for looking older at a younger age.

    Maybe having high testosterone makes you look older? That seems to make sense to me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have high test but my genetics make me look like 20 something even tho im 32, genetics pays its part

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol its all the roids aging his organs like his heart and so on decades in expectancy. Ur skin youth appearance is a reflection of your hearts health.

    Professional bodybuilding is extremely unhealthy for longevity with the drug use.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mirko Crocop looked like 45 when he was 25, he knew that and made fun from it

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy roid use heavy gh use makes you look old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like shit now. Even his face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine having this body but a 4 inch pecker, kek

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 27 but due to never wearing sunscreen, alcohol and facial hair I look probably mid 30s. And thats okay because I could never be a pretty boy even if I tried.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    make that 40

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i really shave? im 26 but dont look it, i feel like i have a bad baby face and wouldnt be able to take myself seriously clean shaven

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      baby face is a positive, not a negative. when you are 18-21 you want to grow a beard and look older and go have a drink but when you become a boomer literally nothing mogs harder than youthmaxxing. the moment when you are ~30 and you meet people who hit the wall and they realize they are same age as you but look like your mother is something amazing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        eating clean and taking supps has been incredible to say the least

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which supps are anti-aging?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            epitalon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        my god. SHAVE

        il take that advice, any other youth maxing tips? im currently using a facial cleanser and using spf moisturizer and PM moisturizer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no need for putting chemicals on your face. lift, avoid goyslop, get enough protein, microneedle/dermaroller, megadose niacin

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my god. SHAVE

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    steroids

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks 40

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks older than me and im 9 years older than him

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was just thinking today that people have always treated me younger than I am, but as I get older it becomes more noticeable because people are treating me like I'm some moronic kid when I'm an adult man. It used to just be like "heh, still got it" but now it's actually weird to me because I have some gray hairs but apparently not enough that people even notice, fricking store clerks double checking my ID and shit and it's like I've been able to buy beer for years man. NO RESPECT.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lately I've been taking a lot of vitamin D and it helps my mood I think. I might have a deficiency, undiagnosed, I don't know. I'm just tired of feeling like shit. However I look younger than him despite being older.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it mean when people assume I’m in my early 20s, even tho I’m 27??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      means it's time to start fricking 20yos

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have until I got a gf who’s about to turn 30. Cringe I know

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      means nothing, but if u're aksed for id buyng booze at 35 u're doing it right

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and eatng whole fridge every day for a few years

    if he wasn't roiding but eating the same his skin would be better, but oh my, that blob would be amerikkan cliche

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm jelly of you youngsters. I'm 32 and people accurately guess my age when it comes up. I don't roid either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry bro it only gets worse from there
      t. 34

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be 32
      >younger gay guys keep trying to frick me
      >one called me 'daddy'
      Bro what the frick, I'm not that old.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/NhEBuP5.png

        I'm jelly of you youngsters. I'm 32 and people accurately guess my age when it comes up. I don't roid either.

        Grow out your hair or something people will think you are mid 20s

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is currently 9:42 AM in Tel Aviv, Israel.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna look like mike thurston when im 32

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or mike o hearn

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      these homies lives are over. roids made them gods fleeting moment but they had to pay the price.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike thurston mike o hearn they still look good

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having a kid young does this. I grew up in Mormon country, 19 year old dudes with two kids looking like they're 55 year old lawyers. It's startling when you see it, something in the facial expression

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing too many posts here about how other men look too old or too young. talking about shit like their skin and hair. every Black person in this board has such a female mentality. makes me sick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing wrong with it. we live in a feminine word, simple as. stop larping as some elite tough man, you are playing video games 16 hours a day, work an office job. you go to the gym for one hour a day, that does not make you a "tough man". you are not surviving in the wild and hunting for your own food

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy is 3 years older than me when i look like a 15 year old

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I looked like a teen until mid way into 25..
    I got ill, very stressed for a long time..
    And lost too much weight too fast.
    Avoid these things, it could ruin your whole life.
    I would like to try something to fill out my cheeks a bit, I think that’s where the problem is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, except it happened to me at 18, worsening at 25. Part of it I attribute to uni sucking away sleep time. EE/CS/physics/mathematics etc. is truly a life goblin. You better be passionate enough when you do these things.

      Beware young'uns. Do NOT spend your health.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men age like milk. Most of you will be balding by 25 and not even your "healthy" lifestyle could save you. Bleak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      28 and full head of thick hair

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s how you whitoids age

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies must be all over this guy!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does bodyfat make you look older? I thought bodyfat makes your face appear younger?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        short term it can make you look younger, but it ages you faster. And it's not by much, so you'll still look better leaner and older.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >short term it can make you look younger, but it ages you faster
          what?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gravity pulls on the skin harder

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        b***h wtf do you mean. Most fat girls lose like 10 years in appearance by just becoming skinny

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you moronic ape realize there's more to that pic you just posted than just merely bodyweight?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tattoos

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat face + beard + crow's feet + high hairline all age him up significantly

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just Bong genes, living in this shithole ages you massively. By 24 I looked like I was in my 40s.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a lifestyle defined by high caloric intake, intravenous anabolic drug use, and constant physical stress causes you to age prematurely
    Who would've guessed?

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