he looks 45-50, tho

he looks 45-50, tho

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like my fricking aunt

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks more feminine than tunnel girl

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    45-50 months

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he looks 45-50, tho
    No he doesnt.
    Go and zoom somewhere else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a 50 year old woman, yeah.

      45-50 months

      Frick off Bryan, you're a ghoul.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that effort to be a vegan and still age like shit.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His cranial shape looks 40-45, his skin looks 25 with certain parts of it looking 35

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, a younger face is more often round, as we get older we get a more elongated face. He looks young but with an adult face hence why you think he looks "feminine" or "weird" because people generally don't look young+adult at the same time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his skin looks 25 with certain parts of it looking 35
      Too many lines at the sides of his eyes, so a badly aged 35 maybe.
      I show his pic to women, and they correctly guess 45+. I think dudes underestimate the attention to detail that women have with facial skin. They're not fooled by Bryan's retinoid/Botox-looking skin. They pick out the age-related loss of subcut fat and the product-induced artificial shine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh, my mom guessed "about 55 with cosmetic surgery to look a decade younger"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heh, my mom guessed "about 55 with cosmetic surgery to look a decade younger"
          This. It just looks like he has had a LOT of surgery done. Dude looks straight up plastic.

          That said, he's in way better condition than he would be if he was just a normal guy. Looking at his relatives, especially his father, he doesn't exactly have the best longevity genetics, yet he's able to squeeze a lot of what he's got. He seems pretty happy with himself.

          Also he's sharing everything he's doing and learned for free and you can copy it for a fraction of the cost it took him to figure it out. Overall a-okay in my book.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah he's OK. People focus in his looks. "But he still looks 45!" Lol. Go look at other 45 year old males and he looks a lot better. He's more focused on his organs.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              With all the pills he's taking that can't be good for his liver.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                His organ scans are good. He says.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks 45 because of his cranial shape.
        You CANNOT change that. When you ask someone how old he looks of course they will say 45, he looks 45 because of his cranial shape.
        If you are younger you have a rounder face generally. If he had that kind of skin and a rounder face he would look 30 instead of 45

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He only started his protocol at like 45

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like a good 45. Females just seethe cause they always look 10 years older once they turn 25. Yes He does look 45. No one was hiding that. But does he look like a good 45. Yeah. Cause most 45s look like shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His cranial shape looks 40-45
      I thought cranial shape was fixed throughout life, but Google shows you're right.
      wtf, I've been living under a rock.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought cranial shape was fixed throughout life,
        I mean that I thought it was fixed throughout adult life, heh.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vit K2 can keep your skull from ageing more than necessary but it'll only let you keep the cranial shape of an age like "45" like Bryan's is now.
          You will stop it from deteriorating into a old skull which looks ugly from our perspective as it's associated with old.
          You cannot keep your 20 year old cranial shape as it's not "fully developed" it will develop regardless, but you can at least stop it from looking older than it needs to.
          But before you order it online, read up on vit K2, other vitamins etc. You don't want to just surprise your body with a unbalanced vitamin intake.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Omg someone mentioned this. Girls go through a skull shape change as soon as they turn 22. It's worse than hitting the wall. Cause the wall is 25 but before th3 wall, many girls look fricked because of the skull shape change. It's gross but hilarious to a girl get a different skull shape in a month. Like prime pussy to a weird skull in less than a month. I keep seeing this lmfao. I think it's the food and hormones. And I swear the more cum a girl drinks the more square her jaw is post wall.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you've been sold the lie that is growth plate theory of skeletal development. your bones never stop changing.

          Vit K2 can keep your skull from ageing more than necessary but it'll only let you keep the cranial shape of an age like "45" like Bryan's is now.
          You will stop it from deteriorating into a old skull which looks ugly from our perspective as it's associated with old.
          You cannot keep your 20 year old cranial shape as it's not "fully developed" it will develop regardless, but you can at least stop it from looking older than it needs to.
          But before you order it online, read up on vit K2, other vitamins etc. You don't want to just surprise your body with a unbalanced vitamin intake.

          k2 will make your face wide as frick, especially if you're using something like kuinone sublingually, but it's overall well worth the physiological changes; its just that you'll look more cro-magnon than our modern tastes prefer.
          the issue with the johnson is he has wrecked his metabolic rate, and uses a plethora of facial cosmetics that would put your sister to shame to keep the illusion of youth. but no amount of cosmetics will revert telltale signs of aging like his prolonged earlobes, receded hairline, long nose etc. these are all products of increased gh and suppressed thyroid function

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            related
            https://wiki.chadnet.org/growth-hormone-hormone-of-stress-aging-and-death

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd look much younger if he grew a stubble, got some thicker eyebrows and actually went to a barber who would give him a proper manly haircut

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should grow a beard

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he always take these bright sterile looking photos?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It thinks it looks hot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultra bright High key lighting hides blemishes and looks more "perfect"
      See any corporate/ad/fashion photo or videography.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He must be taking estrogen mtf pills

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He takes non-feminizing estrogen-based creams for the skin

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >non-feminizing
        >estrogen
        What now? Kek he's being scammed.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: ketolards seetihng
    priceless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody fricking cares about your vegantard vs. ketolard war, homosexual.
      bryan looks his age.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can't turn back time, but he can slow down aging further, which he claims to have done.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 45 and he looks like a 45yo with an autistic skincare routine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's 45 and he looks like a 45yo with an autistic skincare routine
      This lmao

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a 50 year old gay man
    he also emits pedo vibes.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dye your hair
    >don't get any sun
    >don't smoke

    looks like shit, i'd rather do the opposite and look like pic rel

  16. 4 months ago
    Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

    I don't do any of the shit he does, and still look younger than him.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting aborted fetuses

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he had a fuller face he'd looked younger coz parts of his face are sunken. His skin looks good though.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a postmenopausal woman of his chronological age bracket, meanwhile actual post-menopausal women take thyroid and progesterone, begin peating, and look 25 years younger than him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      adequate thyroid supplementation will alleviate about 90% of the symptoms of premature aging for most people

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        adequate thyroid supplementation alone*

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vit K2 can keep your skull from ageing more than necessary but it'll only let you keep the cranial shape of an age like "45" like Bryan's is now.
        You will stop it from deteriorating into a old skull which looks ugly from our perspective as it's associated with old.
        You cannot keep your 20 year old cranial shape as it's not "fully developed" it will develop regardless, but you can at least stop it from looking older than it needs to.
        But before you order it online, read up on vit K2, other vitamins etc. You don't want to just surprise your body with a unbalanced vitamin intake.

        you've been sold the lie that is growth plate theory of skeletal development. your bones never stop changing.
        [...]
        k2 will make your face wide as frick, especially if you're using something like kuinone sublingually, but it's overall well worth the physiological changes; its just that you'll look more cro-magnon than our modern tastes prefer.
        the issue with the johnson is he has wrecked his metabolic rate, and uses a plethora of facial cosmetics that would put your sister to shame to keep the illusion of youth. but no amount of cosmetics will revert telltale signs of aging like his prolonged earlobes, receded hairline, long nose etc. these are all products of increased gh and suppressed thyroid function

        Where do you guys learn all this stuff? I follow a skincare routine and read fairly voraciously on self-improoooovement but have never encountered cranialmaxxing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://wiki.chadnet.org/ray-peat

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's all bullshit. Pest is a charlatan that claimed skin milk can regrow a detached eyeball and that a fruitarian diet is near ideal. The appeal is that by drinking enjoy sugar coffee you can turn into a Blakean superhuman which is why so many morons here are swayed by him. He unironically thinks coffee is good for you, omega 3 in sashimi will kill you and simultaneously tryptophan in beef is bad for you but you need to be drinking milk for sleep due to it's high tryptophan content. The only people the Pest diet has helped is former keto lards or vegans but that's it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          From being terminally autistic to the point i read scientific paper as a hobby. Once you do that you start to see pattern in how the body operates, one paper's conclusions can be confirmed by another not even researching the same thing but seeing the same effect etc.
          go to IST and go to the /CRG/ thread and you will find more autistis like this trying to find the key to living forever

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just weight-loss.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Females over 30 all look like shit. Sit down Cindy.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look like a butch lesbian

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    based uncannymaxxer

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a character from Skyrim that turns out to be a vampire

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting - what a waste of money and resources.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toonami ReBoot looking mf'r

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ancient kino
        thanks for reminding me I'm old, anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That episode where she turns into a mermaid was my sexual awakening

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he actually has the penis of a 17 year old, tho
    ITT: a bunch of olddicks talking shit on his vital, youthful benis

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's trying to have the body of an 18 year old, not to look 18

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      goalposts. he's walking around in vanity tees and combed over bangs right now

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a 140 year old elf

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he looks 45-50, tho
    correction: he looks like a 45-50 year old transvestite.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not one person can give me ONE valid reason to dislike this guy. He is LITERALLY doing humanity a service.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of humanity can’t afford a 2 million dollar a year skincare routine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You shouldn't try to cure cancer because the first cures will be expensive

        Derp de derp derp

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol you think they don’t have a cure for cancer already? How many 1%ers have died from cancer lately? Yeah.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD HE JUST A KID FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a 200 year old lesbian vampire

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something about his eyes looks very middle aged

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he started his protocol at middle aged.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone over 35 should be killed

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a troony

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His thing is slowing aging. He probably says shit like he is trying to reverse it but at best he can only slow it so ya. He is going to look his age given he only started this a few years ago

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    broh, no minor pics here!

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda pathetic for a grown man to want to look like a teenager. That’s womanly behavior. If I had a choice I’d rather just age like a man and stay fit throughout your life and look good at whatever age. Fighting aging is a losing battle because no matter what you’re gonna get older.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting teenagers here you pedo frick

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He still looks better than this homosexual streamer who is 31 y.o, that's impressive

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this youthful and spry teenager you keep posting?

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like if Data from Star Trek had sex with Patrick Bateman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit homie! That’s exactly what he looks like!!

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks 45, because he started the protocol at 45. maybe some of you poorphags should try his protocol and see what happens.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a middle aged woman wearing a lot of makeup. Clear crows feet, obvious signs of aging, and obvious signs of trying not to look old

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy will transition within the next 24 months.

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