Ick is just a display of lack of masculinity in women eyes. If she didn't have the printer she would've said his coffee mug or some other device to justify to herself why she wanted out
Agree with the woman on this one. If you’re a man and you use umbrellas, you’re not a man. You’re either a homosexual or a woman
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
ok homosexual
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>PC posting incel who plays video games >uses an umbrella
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>browses animu website >desperately attempts to pretend he's a grown-up
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>still pretends this is an anime board to not feel like such a homosexual for being a grown man who still watches cartoons
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
post the manliest thing you do, mr. male man
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Uh well for one I don't unironically post on IST from a fricking PC hahahaha like right now are you seriously stationary at a desk? Talk about an Ick lmaoooo
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
i'm lying on my bed enjoying my 30 days of paid vacation a year >dat shitposting sesh before sleep
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You can claim whatever you want but the fact remains you unironically spend your free time doing nothing but posting on IST from a PC lmao. My posts are like texts. But between my last post and this one, you haven't moved hahahaha
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
post pics of the places you're currently in in each post
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Don't pretend browsing IST on your phone is any better. If anything it's worse. I say this while posting from my phone.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You use a fricking umbrella? You fricking homosexual.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I just think the penguin is cool af
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
U wot m8!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dude just get wert because hysteric women or whatever
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Normies are buying $200 waterproof jacket, there is zero reason to use umbrellas.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Westcoastie detected.
The West Coast has a predictable rain/drought pattern, with very frequent rain in the winter and droughts throughout the summer. As such, jackets are more conducive to the local weather. This is especially true in the PNW, and umbrella use really is more rare here.
When I was living in the South, umbrellas were the norm. There is no stark rainy/drought season. It can rain pretty much any time of the year, just slightly less so in the fall and early winter. In the warmer months (May through September) the rain is just from humid air off the Gulf of Mexico. Rain doesn’t make the temperature drop much (outside of a relieve from the sun), it just makes everything wet. It can be 80° and pouring rain. >80° >put on a jacket >now you’re sweating and wet anyway >jacket only good for a few months, when rain is a little less likely
The same is true for the East Coast, to a lesser extent.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I live in Florida and you're just a homosexual. Get wet like a man.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I lived in Louisiana until I was 40, but yeah, it depended on the situation. If I was walking to the grocery store, yeah, frick it. Just get wet. Don’t even run to the car. What’s the point? It’s not cold. If anything it’s kind of refreshing. You know what I’m talking about.
It even rains when the suns out. “The devil’s beating his wife.” Southern bros get it.
But going to eat with friends? I’m not going to sit in restaurant while dripping wet.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
i'm the weird one out for wearing my jacket I got for 60 bucks that I wear in all conditions
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I’m not black so why should I give a frick about your “culture”
Men too scared to hold an umbrella out of an irrational fear of sexual rejection so they choose to just let nature have its way with them give me the ick.
Men who hold umbrellas shows preparedness and offering cover to a woman displays a willingness to provide which gives me the opposite of the ick
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>implying men don't carry umbrellas around with them to impress women
This is what happens to your brain when you're terminally online. homie is scared of a little rain lmao just get a coat little guy
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>this doofus is walking through the rain because he doesn't have an umbrella
Sad! Many such cases.
I use both hands to apply clips and sometimes use a towel as a barrier because I want to minimize dust & debris on my hands.
only sane person in this thread
everyone constructing little strawmen to get angry at and debate shit no one cares about needs to shut the frick up
This shits hilarious, post more
That one's pretty funny actually. What kind of "man" doesn't instinctively hold his umbrella upwind in strong winds? Like that's where the rain is coming from.
You incels know girls will share an umbrella w i th you if it starts pissing down, right?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>"esssssgwuze me miss, I see it is raineng outside, I do hawv an umbrella you know"
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Last time it was raining the girl came up to me but keep telling yourself this isn't an easy way to get girls numbers and feel them up without coming off as a creep.
Shut up homosexual, I only like chicks who hate pussies and hate homosexuals, dykes, and umbrellas.
Fair enough.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>bro the last time it rained like a week ago this girl ran up to me and let me touch her breasts
Hahahaha the shit you incels come up with
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he's never shared an umbrella with another soul
I'm willing to bet I'm bigger than you by a lot too.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>thinking "sharing an umbrella" with somebody is a big deal
Hahahahahah I thought it couldn't get any worse but it can hahahahaha
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Shut up homosexual, I only like chicks who hate pussies and hate homosexuals, dykes, and umbrellas.
Real men know that a man should be handy first and foremost. That means when your sink breaks, you fix it, and when something heavy needs to be moved, you carry it, and when it rains outside, you have an umbrella.
I don't need some stupid and confused woman on twitter or tiktok telling me how to be a man, I know perfectly well how to be a man. She should be more concerned with figuring out how to be a decent woman.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when it rains outside
you run,free jogging/sprinting session
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>sprinting on slippery concrete
Nah I'm good.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when he has a car jacket for him but a car umbrella for you
Manly provider energy, it's baby time
I just throw on a raincoat if I go out but if I need to take my dog out to piss frick yeah I'm using an umbrella. She takes 10 minutes to piss when it's raining
dunno why but b***hes really hate when men use umbrellas for a reason. this one guy would always bring one to class and he was known to girls as the umbrella man and they clowned him for it. weird
I get what you're saying but it goes deeper than that
"the ick" is simply a display of the resentment young women have for the male population, because there is little opposition in most of developed societies to the empowerment of women at the expense of men it keeps brewing into more and more ridiculous nitpicking, even if some examples of it sound completely ridiculous it still serves these women a function which is to empower themselves at the expense of men despite women being the most empowered today than ever before
you see the same with anti white sentiment proliferating over the last 10 years even though white people have never been more accomodating to non whites than ever before
it's all about power
you never see professional rally drivers flopping around ickily during a crash, and those guys fly into trees at 150 km/h. six point harnesses legally mandated for all cars NOW!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
wearing a seatbelt is an automatic ick
just get good at bracing when you crash
>he uses two hands to put on barbell clips
I can't even visualize what this would look like. Wouldn't the second hand just get in the way? Where do you put it?
Okay bros, what is the appropriate why to put on clips? >one hand on the shaft while your other hand squeezes the clip open and slides it down >two hands gripping the clip down and sliding it down like a sword cut >squating down and using your thighs to squeeze the clip while using your arms to push the floor and slide back onto the shaft >putting the clip inside your mouth and chomping down while your arms pull the shaft dragging the clip down
Am I missing anything? Please let me know.
>zoomers upset everything is monotonous and bland >meanwhile they can’t even show emotions or personality without fear of giving a c**t loser woman “the ick”
genocide everyone below the age of 30 and behead all social media creators
A woman may find some random thing mildly annoying, just like all the morons here find stupid shit to complain about all the time. Like a woman may genuinely think a printer in a guys living room/bedroom looks trashy for whatever reason. And she may call this an “ick.”
But the real thing that elicits an ick is the idea that she may make an offhand comment about something that ultimately doesn’t matter, and a guy would alter his behavior because of that. If she said printers and umbrellas were ick, and you moved your printer or got rid of your umbrella, then it’s 100% game over. You are a loser trying to have sex by satisfying meaningless criteria. That is never a turn on, ever
Funnily enough this can "un-ick" something for lots of women. If she b***hes about you using an umbrella, and you're just like "Ok, lmao" and continue using the umbrella, she will respect it. She will still give you shit for it, but she will find it cool that you give no fricks. But if you go "Oh, I'll stop using umbrellas" then she dries up like no tomorrow.
Women are moronic.
Its mostly prevalent in the US because you guys still use SMS as form of communication.
In EU we use whatsapp and just social media like instagram and snap. Having Iphone still is considered "cooler" though.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
isnt snap used mostly by zoomers and drug dealers?
This b***h is literally the female version of this.
If you would turn her into an equivalent man for a month she would kill herself.
Actual female neckbeard.
>walk up to woman doing overhead press in the squat rack in the gym with 2 guys filming her >say out loud to her "Overhead press, huh?" clearly with the intent to frick with her >zoomer b***h has no sense of humor, doesn't understand the joke is that she's a woman and she doesn't need to be doing heavy compound barbell exercises for the 'gram, she needs a goddamn crash diet >b***h gives me a shitty look and no verbal response >I key her car in the parking lot after I finish up some dumbbell press, for the crime of not engaging with my projection and insecurities
OK sadly the only part that isn't true is the part about keying her car. I'll have to look out for her if I ever see her at the gym again, I'll make certain that I interrupt her set to ask if I can borrow a 2.5lb weight, and then walk in front of her to rerack it on her rack on her NEXT set lmao
> go out for drinks with some zoomers from work > they have 3 drinks over 8 hours and spend every fricking second talking shit about everyone they know and what gives them the ick
I would legit fricking go school shooter mode if I was a young zoomer male
What a lot of people don't understand is that these "ick" posting women are just high school preps that never left high school. They're cafeteria bullies that were never set straight or beaten up.
The solution to getting annoyed by them in person is to roofie their drinks and leave them passed out in a bus stop.
The thing is they weren't exactly desirable girls either. It was just so repulsive and unlikeable that all they could talk about was all the petty unstable things that made them turn off someone. Absolutely zero attempt or thought to being likeable to anyone else.
None of them looked like they were having fun any of the night. When i first started work we would go out, get drunk, have a laugh. For them it was just vape, sit and moan, vape, sit and moan.
I have heard women compare people's looks with so much more audacity and ignorance than I have ever heard men talk about women. Just keep in mind that women are ALWAYS borrowing time with makeup and filters and bullshit. They stop eating right and going for morning jogs for even so much as 3 days in a row and they will fricking BALLOON. Don't listen to women.
>he does more than 1 warmup set before he gets up to his working load >he walks back and forth in a small radius close to his current machine/equipment between sets >he makes sure to return to rerack all weights in the exact right location
I live with the knowledge in my heart that Christ will forgive each and all of my sins and send the people who don't fricking rerack straight to the boiler room of Hell. He'll even forgive me for my intrusive thoughts about kicking people in the balls while they're benching or deadlifting, because I saddled up and parked my wagon wheels every single time like a gentlemen.
a girl once told me when I was in high school she didnt like how hairy my forearms wer(I'm not extra hairy,but I was somewhat overdeveloped compared to boys my age),Little over a month later she saw my wiener and I came in her mouth while grunting like a wild animal because of how good it felt. dont listen to whatever bullshit that leaves the mouth of a prostitute.
I am at a loss. I can no longer tell what is ironic and what is not. There are so many layers of bullshit and famewhoring that I can no longer separate the desperate from the genuinely moronic.
Holy frick, you hopeless homosexuals. Caring what women think is the first wrong step. It's as easy as not giving a shit about their opinions, because none of their opinions are based in logic, or concrete. They shift like the wind blows. If you care about anything that they think, they'll just think something different. Stop caring. They exist for pussy.
I'm so horrified of ever speaking to girls, like literally what do you even say to them "hello"?
Like I need a coach or some shit all I know how to do is be good at video games like literally please im so scared of messing up with a girl and she blasts me on social media and ghem everyone knows how lathetici am?
Alternatively what's the most painful way to commit suicide
Just go for it. If you live in a city with a population of over a thousand people then it is incredibly unlikely you will run into that girl ever again in your life.
Most girls with social media dont have the ability to make their garbage posts actually go viral and be seen by many people.
Mate take it from me. Stick to videogames and hentai. Once you go down the pussy and wageslaving path your soul dies a horrible death.
Pussy is amazing for the first few years. But then you realise the reality of it. Suffering. It's better when it's this abstract thing you can never truly attain and only manage to emulate it slightly with porn and imagination
Dude just trust me lmao. Also keep playing games once you go down the self improvement path it's just another game but you will never be happy. I wish I could be one of those fat Smash Bros neckbeards who don't give a frick
So which is it? Android, umbrella, printer, or all 3? Are you at least circumcised?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Imagine men complaining about women who weren’t circumcised
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
They do. Uncircumcised dicks are like roast beef veganas
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
In reality women love uncircumcised dicks. It’s so bizarre the lengths men go to to justify the fact that they had their genitals mutilated at birth.
Textbook cope
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
In reality they don't. And when the actual data is shown to you, you all just scream about israelites lol even though there are literally dozens of studies and articles and hundreds of thousands of polling data points
>Conclusion: Women's preferences generally favor the circumcised penis for sexual activity, hygiene, and lower risk of infection. The findings add to the already well-established health benefits favoring MC and provide important sociosexual information on an issue of widespread interest
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31031121/
Even women in countries where the majority of men are uncircumcised prefer cut dicks
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6523040/table/tbl1/?report=objectonly
And all you will do is cope with MUH JEEWWWSSS
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>brand new, beautiful little boy >first life experience as a male is being strapped to a board then getting t your dick carved up >first taste of the world is excruciating pain and trauma
Do you consider the effects of such intense physical trauma on a developing brain? Do you have any concept of consent? Are you aware of botched circumcisions, do you like having a dried out dick head that will never allow you to feel intercourse as nature intended? Do you think those nerve endings are all there for no reason?
Yeah, seems worth it man. Washing your dick is super difficult.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>getting literally pushed out of a warm, wet vegana into the cold, dry air and being spanked until you cry and suck that cold, dry air into your lungs for the first time ever, while you scream and cry because you have absolutely no ability to even remotely comprehend what is going on, then having your food, oxygen, and blood supply literally cut from your stomach and stitched up
- all of this is totally cake but getting some excess skin cut from your peen? Ohhh the horror!! The humanity! The... TRAUMA! That's the tipping point!
Use your brain moron
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Truly shocking the lengths people will go to in order to deny reality. You’re like a troony lol.
You’re grasping at straws here because nobody could honestly believe that actual physical, irreparable bodily harm done after an already traumatic experience is perfectly rational. The kind of pain that comes from severing nerve endings isn’t anything remotely similar to being birthed and it has observable effects on the brain when scanned vs a control natural dick baby but here’s the best part: they do it for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. Because the cereal guy said it would stop you from jerking off and it caught on. >excess skin
Okay, so why stop at the penis? Can we clip the ears like dogs? How about the nose?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>food supply cut from your stomach
What exactly do you think this entails? The umbilical cord has no nerve endings.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Women's preferences generally favor the circumcised penis for sexual activity, hygiene, and lower risk of infection.
So they just parrot what they've been told? No woman comes up with these justifications on their own. IRL it's either the penis "looks nice" or the penis "looks weird" that's it. >Even women in countries where the majority of men are uncircumcised prefer cut dicks
Means nothing, in countries where circucision is the norm there will obviously be a preference for it. And in countries where it isn't it will stand out because it's associated with richer israelite run cut-dick countries like America which every woman idolizes.
inb4 foreskin accusations. I got sliced n succ'd, minced and mohel'd. Wasn't my choice. They got me young.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>So they just parrot what they've been told?
Cope
>Means nothing
Harder cope
>in countries where it isn't it will stand out because it's associated with richer israelite run cut-dick countries like America which every woman idolizes.
Hardest cope
You're literally rejecting reality and substituting some fabricated fantasy in its place as a coping mechanism. Girls think your dick is gross, get over it
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You've never had sex have you?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I actually have one of my tinder matches laying on my chest right now wrapped in my arms as I type this on my phone and we're both laughing about how insecure you are about your gross dick lol. She says to go wash out your dick cheese LOL
Truly shocking the lengths people will go to in order to deny reality. You’re like a troony lol.
You’re grasping at straws here because nobody could honestly believe that actual physical, irreparable bodily harm done after an already traumatic experience is perfectly rational. The kind of pain that comes from severing nerve endings isn’t anything remotely similar to being birthed and it has observable effects on the brain when scanned vs a control natural dick baby but here’s the best part: they do it for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. Because the cereal guy said it would stop you from jerking off and it caught on. >excess skin
Okay, so why stop at the penis? Can we clip the ears like dogs? How about the nose?
Sorry too long and not going to read. Not trying to unironically have a "debate" with some gross, uncut troglodyte >I accept your concession
Whatever makes you feel better, grody dick
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>im wrong and I got nothin so I’ll say I didn’t read the post
I’m cut, you homosexual
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I actually have one of my tinder matches laying on my chest right now wrapped in my arms as I type this on my phone and we're both laughing about how insecure you are about your gross dick lol.
that's cool, post a pic
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>isnt going to post a pic
larp
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
No shit it’s a larp. How would you even broach the subject, like imagine explaining what you were arguing about AND which site you were posting on to a hookup.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>cultural relativism as the crux of his argument
You couldn’t possibly be more moronic. I’m shocked you can walk and breathe at the same time
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Circumcision is mutilation and it negatively impacts a male's ability to enjoy sex. I truly can't fathom having a mutilated penis that sullied sex for my entire life.
Let's also just ignore that Europe doesn't normalize this barbaric, cult practice and western women line up to frick those guys. So yes, these studies are very much "da joos".
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>cultural relativism as the crux of his argument
You couldn’t possibly be more moronic. I’m shocked you can walk and breathe at the same time
>im wrong and I got nothin so I’ll say I didn’t read the post
I’m cut, you homosexual
>I actually have one of my tinder matches laying on my chest right now wrapped in my arms as I type this on my phone and we're both laughing about how insecure you are about your gross dick lol.
that's cool, post a pic
>isnt going to post a pic
larp
Sorry, too many posts to go through. I let my girl pick out which meme to post and she thought this one was the funniest (I explained everyone here is a nerd who thinks they're hardcore because they obssess over Hitler lol)
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Boys he’s going all out.. the cognitive dissonance is strong; he wouldn’t be able to cope with admitting his parents and physicians betrayed him when he was born.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think you have a lot of pent up anger in your foreskin lol
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wish. I was mutilated at birth; my penis is bone dry and incapable of storing rage
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>mutilated
oh yes u want that piece of skin that prevents u from peeing properly and not storing dead skin
next go join the pajeets and shit on the streets
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
It protects the head of the penis, which is ordinarily a mucous membrane and is very soft and sensitive. My cut dick is keratinized and I’ll never feel what sex is supposed to feel like. Your cut dick is keratinized and you will never feel what sex is supposed to feel like. The foreskin has an unusually high concentration of nerve endings comparable to what’s found in your lips, which are sensitive as frick.
I refuse tk believe anybody is as brainwashed as you are to go to such lengths to defend your mutilated penis that you never consented to
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>that piece of skin that prevents u from peeing properly
Have you no hands to hold your wiener or just zero clue what you're talking about?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Mutilated desert dicks are making up stories about how they totally banged a girl and she loves his dick (she's cuddling him right now btw)
This is hilarious. Utter cope for being harmed.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You cut gays amaze me, do you think an uncut erect penis has a hood over it ? If you have a normal functioning dick when you are hard the foreskin is fully retracted and head is exposed.
For me the area around the bottom of the tip and around the retracted foreskin is the most sensitive one during sex.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
That’s cool but what about what I, the male, care about?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
cut chads we are so back
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Chaddington doesnt care what this prostitute has to say.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't get this. I'm bisexual and I think uncircumcised dicks look way nicer. Women are the product of israelites.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>mentally ill guy thinks uncut dicks look better
Checks out
bros how do I overcome my paranoia when it comes to talking to women,according to the people around me,including women who I see at restaurants or supermarkets every now and then,I'm not a bad looking guy,but every scenario I'm placed in involving conversation with another person,or interacting with another person my mind comes up with the worst scenario imaginable: >old guy who always calls me ''chief'',''superman'' and ''soldier'' always asking me how I'm doing >think he might be a closeted homosexual because of how he's looking at me while talking to me(there are no clear signs of this,I think I'm just fricked in the head) >girl acting flirty with me for too long >she's trying to figure out how to rob me >I approach a girl first >sometimes dont bother even if I know her thinking she'll call the cops on me for harassment for no reason(nothing close to this has happened to me plus that feminist bullshit doesnt happen much where I live anyway) >group laughs at a joke in a social setting >if its people as young as me I think they're secretly laughing AT me,not WITH me
I'm not a bad person,I just have highly intrusive thoughts seeing as how obsessed I am with all the dangers in the world,for example,when I was a teenager and looking at my dad sleep I'd think to myself >he's completely defenseless,I could stab him the neck,heart and stomach right now and he wouldnt be able to do a thing about it before it's too late
but not once have I ever contemplated doing anything bad to anyone,but I'm afraid that somehow other people can sense what I'm saying to myself and know. I am not a bad person.my mind is simply tormented.
This ick stuff is just if you're attractive or not. She's attracted to you, so she finds your printer and umbrella a "green flag" because you're dependable and prepared. You're ugly, so she finds anything you do to be annoying or laughable.
The most pathetic thing to both men and women is taking what women say at face value.
Women often claim that men are emotionally infantile and immature and yet in all my experiences with having gf and living with them, they are just grown fricking children that you have to look after. This ick shit is as far as their brain goes.
There are moments when you would think: "Wow, she is an actual sentient, smart human being" and then right after she will say/do some moronic hormonal shit and you will say to yourself: "Oh right, she almost fooled me there for a sec".
They have moments of consciousness, bursts of intelligence, but they come as fast as they go. If you actually listen to any of their opinions and take them serious, you are a fool. They themselves don't know what they want and how they feel so they go down to the most basic, childish level that is expressed as just "ick".
>he struggles to lift the weight after x amount of reps >he's been working out at the gym for a year+ and he's never brought a girl with him >he spends more than 1 hour in the gym (no motion) >he squats
some bullshit about some small thing a guy does that makes them less attracted to him,this can range from crying over a dead family member or the way how he breathes and turns his head.
>crying over a dead family member
You guys think it's a joke but my LTR really went downhill (followed by a breakup) after I did this. It was quite a while ago before the ick meme.
Granted I really cried like a b***h, in public too, and I didn't even think I should or should not be "allowed" to cry over that. But yeah now I'm 100% sure I shouldn't ever show anything resembling sorrow or sadness in front of a woman.
literslly me. the death of my mother had me sobbing and i imploded my relationship with her. best thing for us both, but it added more fuel to the fire for a while.
literslly me. the death of my mother had me sobbing and i imploded my relationship with her. best thing for us both, but it added more fuel to the fire for a while.
you guys have a lot to learn. they bombed the relationship out of nowhere because they filled with anger, jealousy and all the rest of the kit they couldnt cope with due to you having a huge love and attention to someone that isnt her. Probably they created issues out of extremely stupid and unlikely reasons too because they couldnt even realise the reason of their own emotion in the first place they just wanted it out it through the first crack they could find.
Couple be the issues with her own mom or dad, who knows man. I mean even if there is some true subtle reason behind her losing the attraction to you, I believe it's truly counterproductive to navigate the female's emotions and reasoning issues instead of accepting her moronation and allowing her to leave, because if such a minor thing could tank your relationship, who knows how'd she behave when some realer shit hits the fan.
Oh nono, I dont mean you should become a diviner to figure out what the hell is wrong this time and grind yourself all your life fixing after her. The dilemma is however, its practically impossible to find someone that dont have these, say, cute little quirky issues, so you either have to risk it all searching for the true gems or you have to just manage it somehow to a degree. I agree with you as well. Im in the gem group despite I can reliably read them most of the time. Ill drop her under a second before she even realizes she is going insane.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The dilemma is however, its practically impossible to find someone that dont have these, say, cute little quirky issues, so you either have to risk it all searching for the true gems or you have to just manage it somehow to a degree
Yeah don't we all have some quirks, and I mean both genders. It's not exactly easy for women too, so I partially understand where they're coming from; it's safe to assume most men they encounter have some issues too, and a lot of women just suffer in silence because they can't be direct.
I think, despite what I've said in my previous post, we as men should assume more responsibility for the female behaviour and well-being, not less. The main thing that we have to manage is their general neuroticism. Good sex, safety, good mood.
But anything beyond that, that's just fighting windmills. IMHO.
>dating a woman >she asked what I was doing over the weekend >told her I was going to be visiting my parents over the weekend because it was my birthday >she scoffed and said "You celebrate your birthday" in the most deadpan and derisive way possible >find out it's a ick for a lot of women when a man acknowledges the day he was born
That was a weird one
If you noticed your gf starting to get the ick for things like that, it will get worse, to the point where she hates you. She won't be able to bear the way you breath, eat, etc. All your little flaws that she thought were cute will turn into icks. And then, even the most pointless things will be icks. This will be the time when she breaks up.
That is something a lot of men don't understand. A ton of women stay with their men until they really hate them to the point they are disgusted by him.
I don't remember where I read this, xitter maybe, but I've found this comparison very good at explaining the why.
Imagine a scale from 100 to 0 where 100 is total love and infatuation, and 0 is loathing. 50 is the point of indifference and total disregard for the relationship's future.
When men are unhappy with a relationship, they will talk about it when it drops to 80-70, with repeat themselves multiple times before it reaches 60, and will finally leave at 49.
When women are not satisfied with the way it goes, they can be silent for years until it drops to like 20, or 5. At that point your life will be hell, you'll get the fights, the icks, the lack of sex, etc.
I had an example of this in my life, when I was separating with a gf of 4 years, and I said "I know dear, things haven't been good between us for the last 3 months", and she said "yeah anon more like a year". An eye-opening experience. I was truly clueless.
>you'll get the fights
Only beta men fight with girls. I've had women full force screaming at me over nothing and once they are done i either walk away or sit down and resume phone posting to IST.
lol this reminds me of that time I went after a large group of young men and girls on my street because they were fricking around and throwed a glass bottle to the floor. I said to one of the girls "shut up prostitute" and she got mad as frick and all she did was screaming very loudly at me, because she said she was 14 and I couldn't call her a prostitute for being a girl with such low age. Her screams were so annoying I didn't know I just evaded her I wanted to get to the boys and throw some fists. I might be 29, but I don't care much about the age of a male at the moment of a fight. I won't have mercy just because of the age gap difference.
Anyway, age aside, I always think if you can't hit a girl, then all you can do and is perfectly acceptable would be reducing her but you have to know such techniques to do it right and efficiently.
Things that give me the ick >When she has sausage lips >When she has npc opinions >When she wears makeup because she's not a natural beauty >When her body count is above 0 >When she follows diets and stupid fads >When she does male hobbies like going to the gym >When she can't cook >When she has male "friends" >When she has social media >When she dresses like a bawd prostitute
Luckily I found a girl who fits my criteria. I'm a very lucky guy. Then again I'm not an oversocialised slave clone like the majority of you. Seethe
I always lmao at ick posting because not a single one of them has yet to apply to me. If it's any consolation girls are scared of me which is effectively the same.
>he puts on clips on the barbell
>clips
THEY'RE MAGAZINES NOT CLIPS REEEEEE
heh
actual funny post, a rarity these days
?
its like a 20 year old joke
>he goes to the gym 6 days a week
I lol every time I see this. It's ALWAYS little dweebs
see what?
t. has a printer
Ick is the greek word for fish
It's "ich", you frick-knuckle
Ick is just a display of lack of masculinity in women eyes. If she didn't have the printer she would've said his coffee mug or some other device to justify to herself why she wanted out
Nah printer's are for nerds, unless you have a small business. Which you don't
Pic also related. I have NEVER brought a frickin umbrella with me anywhere. I just walk a little quicker in the rain
Agree with the woman on this one. If you’re a man and you use umbrellas, you’re not a man. You’re either a homosexual or a woman
ok homosexual
>PC posting incel who plays video games
>uses an umbrella
>browses animu website
>desperately attempts to pretend he's a grown-up
>still pretends this is an anime board to not feel like such a homosexual for being a grown man who still watches cartoons
post the manliest thing you do, mr. male man
Uh well for one I don't unironically post on IST from a fricking PC hahahaha like right now are you seriously stationary at a desk? Talk about an Ick lmaoooo
i'm lying on my bed enjoying my 30 days of paid vacation a year
>dat shitposting sesh before sleep
You can claim whatever you want but the fact remains you unironically spend your free time doing nothing but posting on IST from a PC lmao. My posts are like texts. But between my last post and this one, you haven't moved hahahaha
post pics of the places you're currently in in each post
Don't pretend browsing IST on your phone is any better. If anything it's worse. I say this while posting from my phone.
You use a fricking umbrella? You fricking homosexual.
I just think the penguin is cool af
U wot m8!
Dude just get wert because hysteric women or whatever
Normies are buying $200 waterproof jacket, there is zero reason to use umbrellas.
Westcoastie detected.
The West Coast has a predictable rain/drought pattern, with very frequent rain in the winter and droughts throughout the summer. As such, jackets are more conducive to the local weather. This is especially true in the PNW, and umbrella use really is more rare here.
When I was living in the South, umbrellas were the norm. There is no stark rainy/drought season. It can rain pretty much any time of the year, just slightly less so in the fall and early winter. In the warmer months (May through September) the rain is just from humid air off the Gulf of Mexico. Rain doesn’t make the temperature drop much (outside of a relieve from the sun), it just makes everything wet. It can be 80° and pouring rain.
>80°
>put on a jacket
>now you’re sweating and wet anyway
>jacket only good for a few months, when rain is a little less likely
The same is true for the East Coast, to a lesser extent.
I live in Florida and you're just a homosexual. Get wet like a man.
I lived in Louisiana until I was 40, but yeah, it depended on the situation. If I was walking to the grocery store, yeah, frick it. Just get wet. Don’t even run to the car. What’s the point? It’s not cold. If anything it’s kind of refreshing. You know what I’m talking about.
It even rains when the suns out. “The devil’s beating his wife.” Southern bros get it.
But going to eat with friends? I’m not going to sit in restaurant while dripping wet.
i'm the weird one out for wearing my jacket I got for 60 bucks that I wear in all conditions
I’m not black so why should I give a frick about your “culture”
Men too scared to hold an umbrella out of an irrational fear of sexual rejection so they choose to just let nature have its way with them give me the ick.
Men who hold umbrellas shows preparedness and offering cover to a woman displays a willingness to provide which gives me the opposite of the ick
>implying men don't carry umbrellas around with them to impress women
This is what happens to your brain when you're terminally online. homie is scared of a little rain lmao just get a coat little guy
>this doofus is walking through the rain because he doesn't have an umbrella
Sad! Many such cases.
these are pretty funny
post more icks
only sane person in this thread
everyone constructing little strawmen to get angry at and debate shit no one cares about needs to shut the frick up
This shits hilarious, post more
> he uses 2 toilet toilet paper
What did he mean by this
2 ply toilet paper fricking Grammarly or whatever AI botnet shit fricked up my typing
I use 3.
>not using toilet toilet toilet 4 paper paper
Ick!
>toilet toilet toilet 4 paper paper
this was a great movie. bollywood is on a roll!
>2024
>using toilet paper
>not using the three seashells
NGMI
This isn't true, my girlfriend loved it when I'd hold an umbrella for us. She always liked an excuse to walk around while holding onto me
spent some time in vietnam during monsoon season. can confirm. vietnamese gf loved to hold my arm while i held the brella
lmao you can see from her pic that she answered the call
Whilst these people are annoying it's best just to remember they're completely mentally defective skinnyfat spastics who will frick up their lives.
Just instantly move on and forget.
That one's pretty funny actually. What kind of "man" doesn't instinctively hold his umbrella upwind in strong winds? Like that's where the rain is coming from.
turbulent wind that quickly changes direction.
You incels know girls will share an umbrella w i th you if it starts pissing down, right?
>"esssssgwuze me miss, I see it is raineng outside, I do hawv an umbrella you know"
Last time it was raining the girl came up to me but keep telling yourself this isn't an easy way to get girls numbers and feel them up without coming off as a creep.
Fair enough.
>bro the last time it rained like a week ago this girl ran up to me and let me touch her breasts
Hahahaha the shit you incels come up with
>he's never shared an umbrella with another soul
I'm willing to bet I'm bigger than you by a lot too.
>thinking "sharing an umbrella" with somebody is a big deal
Hahahahahah I thought it couldn't get any worse but it can hahahahaha
Shut up homosexual, I only like chicks who hate pussies and hate homosexuals, dykes, and umbrellas.
I do not use an umbrella because I don't want to carry it around everywhere for the ten times a year I'm gonna get soaked
Real men know that a man should be handy first and foremost. That means when your sink breaks, you fix it, and when something heavy needs to be moved, you carry it, and when it rains outside, you have an umbrella.
I don't need some stupid and confused woman on twitter or tiktok telling me how to be a man, I know perfectly well how to be a man. She should be more concerned with figuring out how to be a decent woman.
>when it rains outside
you run,free jogging/sprinting session
>sprinting on slippery concrete
Nah I'm good.
>when he has a car jacket for him but a car umbrella for you
Manly provider energy, it's baby time
I just throw on a raincoat if I go out but if I need to take my dog out to piss frick yeah I'm using an umbrella. She takes 10 minutes to piss when it's raining
imagine holding an umbrella to protect yourself from water. just walk through it pussy
I'm protecting my hair from the rain.
Not all of us are balding and buzz down with 0 guard
dunno why but b***hes really hate when men use umbrellas for a reason. this one guy would always bring one to class and he was known to girls as the umbrella man and they clowned him for it. weird
I get what you're saying but it goes deeper than that
"the ick" is simply a display of the resentment young women have for the male population, because there is little opposition in most of developed societies to the empowerment of women at the expense of men it keeps brewing into more and more ridiculous nitpicking, even if some examples of it sound completely ridiculous it still serves these women a function which is to empower themselves at the expense of men despite women being the most empowered today than ever before
you see the same with anti white sentiment proliferating over the last 10 years even though white people have never been more accomodating to non whites than ever before
it's all about power
You know these hoes pussy smell like lutefisk or week-old cum. Gives me the ick.
Go wash your penis lil celly
Would a seatbelt have saved him?
you never see professional rally drivers flopping around ickily during a crash, and those guys fly into trees at 150 km/h. six point harnesses legally mandated for all cars NOW!
wearing a seatbelt is an automatic ick
just get good at bracing when you crash
when he brings out HDMI cable
>can print any shit you want
>photocopies at home
>can steal art from trannies and print into posters
greetings from kazakhstan
>printing posters
Peak poorgay behavior
Imagine coming to a Madagascan arrow-sharpening forum to anonymously say you're richer than the other anon
Its about the behavior, not the amount of money either of us have
I don't see the problem, are you getting the ick sweetie?
You are the type of people to dumpsterdive for food. Have fun being "crafty" kek
moronio
>crafty and does things himself
>doesn't waste resources on things he can get for free
normgroid consumerist disease
Meanwhile the b***h has useless instax printer.
If she don't have a dick i don't care about her icks
These women are right and you know it
you homosexuals are acting like little girls
You are also gaygily whining like a little girl - but about others' homosexual whining.
Which makes you... A double gay whiner double little girl.
look up definition of word "whine" you ESL closeted homosexual
little girls... itt?
I need a printer for sheet music.
hey! my dude! I do the same!
just get an ipad, god you are such a dork lol
Women who behave like this have taken more dicks than they have spent days with their father
Women need to be genocided.
Fricking what?
Molly must have dried up drier than a nun's c**t after her bf got floored by JakePaul
Women are utterly insane
They put them on with their anus.
>he puts on the barbell clips
>he uses two hands to put on barbell clips
I can't even visualize what this would look like. Wouldn't the second hand just get in the way? Where do you put it?
i hold the clip with my dominant hand and use my other hand to sort of hold on to the end of the barbell. idk why, never thought about it.
> he said he got his muscles from going to the gym
What else am I supposed to use? Two feet?
It only takes one hand
Where do you keep your other hand? Wrapped around your boyfriend's penis?
Two fingers exactly
>he doesnt wear a rolly in the gym
I haven’t used clips in 3 years
>he logs his lifts into a spreadsheet
I do that because I can do it on my phone, its faster than writing, and I'm too moronic/senile to remember weight, sets and reps from two days ago.
>be me, femanon
>see guy in gym, a place for us girls to film tiktoks and build ass muscles for attention
>he wipes his machine down
Me, I just Lick all the sweat off.
>not leaving your sweat on machines/benches to mark your territory
>he watches phonk Baki edits
only musashi miyamoto baki edits tho, and mike tyson edits, everything else is shit
damn right
Okay bros, what is the appropriate why to put on clips?
>one hand on the shaft while your other hand squeezes the clip open and slides it down
>two hands gripping the clip down and sliding it down like a sword cut
>squating down and using your thighs to squeeze the clip while using your arms to push the floor and slide back onto the shaft
>putting the clip inside your mouth and chomping down while your arms pull the shaft dragging the clip down
Am I missing anything? Please let me know.
>he needs to know how to do something
Clip it on your wiener for extra BFR training
I use both hands to apply clips and sometimes use a towel as a barrier because I want to minimize dust & debris on my hands.
>ick prevention procedure
>don't move, smile, breathe, or blink at all
Easy honestly
Goku would not do that!
Goku loves purple drank
Senzu lean.
Goku is an aryan trapstar
He is certified in the trap
>zoomers upset everything is monotonous and bland
>meanwhile they can’t even show emotions or personality without fear of giving a c**t loser woman “the ick”
genocide everyone below the age of 30 and behead all social media creators
Ick ur prostitute face on my wiener useless prostitute
>ick
I want to kill zoomers when I hear them in public.
>"he" is below 6ft
>he cried when his mom passed away
icks are fake, b***hes are stupid. dont get offended or take their bullshit personal. they are emotion driven creatures.
A woman may find some random thing mildly annoying, just like all the morons here find stupid shit to complain about all the time. Like a woman may genuinely think a printer in a guys living room/bedroom looks trashy for whatever reason. And she may call this an “ick.”
But the real thing that elicits an ick is the idea that she may make an offhand comment about something that ultimately doesn’t matter, and a guy would alter his behavior because of that. If she said printers and umbrellas were ick, and you moved your printer or got rid of your umbrella, then it’s 100% game over. You are a loser trying to have sex by satisfying meaningless criteria. That is never a turn on, ever
>he carries a plate with two hands instead of pinching one in each hand
Careful, once fish get "The Ick", it's usually fatal unless treated with antifungal medication.
>that gives me the ick
“OK”
Funnily enough this can "un-ick" something for lots of women. If she b***hes about you using an umbrella, and you're just like "Ok, lmao" and continue using the umbrella, she will respect it. She will still give you shit for it, but she will find it cool that you give no fricks. But if you go "Oh, I'll stop using umbrellas" then she dries up like no tomorrow.
Women are moronic.
>he doesnt say hi to other gym regulars
>just stares ahead
biggest ick
I can’t believe any of you morons actually give a shit about what women have to say they’re like children ignore them they are not your equal.
This ick shit just cracks me up though, now don't get me wrong idgasf about what women think but some of these icks are fricking insane and hilarious
COOOOPPPPEEEEEE
ew I felt the ick through the screen you don’t deserve that Becky. Droidcels need to die
I can tell just by her TEETH
I don't get it
guy has an android
So? Does she worship Apple's shitty products like a religion or something?
thats just how women are these days anon
I didnt come up with that shit
This shit is so fricking moronic
And if she's an Android worshipper having an Iphone will give her the ick.
Frick women, they're so useless.
what do you think?
Literally yes. Women worship apple/consumerism in general more than they worship god
Not using an iphone is a very common ick.
Its mostly prevalent in the US because you guys still use SMS as form of communication.
In EU we use whatsapp and just social media like instagram and snap. Having Iphone still is considered "cooler" though.
isnt snap used mostly by zoomers and drug dealers?
Speaking of green, if you paint that b***h green, she'd look like the wicked witch of the west
This b***h is literally the female version of this.
If you would turn her into an equivalent man for a month she would kill herself.
Actual female neckbeard.
>he doesn't care
now that a big ick
>walk up to woman doing overhead press in the squat rack in the gym with 2 guys filming her
>say out loud to her "Overhead press, huh?" clearly with the intent to frick with her
>zoomer b***h has no sense of humor, doesn't understand the joke is that she's a woman and she doesn't need to be doing heavy compound barbell exercises for the 'gram, she needs a goddamn crash diet
>b***h gives me a shitty look and no verbal response
>I key her car in the parking lot after I finish up some dumbbell press, for the crime of not engaging with my projection and insecurities
It's good to be a fricking Man.
I pray this is true.
OK sadly the only part that isn't true is the part about keying her car. I'll have to look out for her if I ever see her at the gym again, I'll make certain that I interrupt her set to ask if I can borrow a 2.5lb weight, and then walk in front of her to rerack it on her rack on her NEXT set lmao
> go out for drinks with some zoomers from work
> they have 3 drinks over 8 hours and spend every fricking second talking shit about everyone they know and what gives them the ick
I would legit fricking go school shooter mode if I was a young zoomer male
What a lot of people don't understand is that these "ick" posting women are just high school preps that never left high school. They're cafeteria bullies that were never set straight or beaten up.
The solution to getting annoyed by them in person is to roofie their drinks and leave them passed out in a bus stop.
The thing is they weren't exactly desirable girls either. It was just so repulsive and unlikeable that all they could talk about was all the petty unstable things that made them turn off someone. Absolutely zero attempt or thought to being likeable to anyone else.
None of them looked like they were having fun any of the night. When i first started work we would go out, get drunk, have a laugh. For them it was just vape, sit and moan, vape, sit and moan.
I have heard women compare people's looks with so much more audacity and ignorance than I have ever heard men talk about women. Just keep in mind that women are ALWAYS borrowing time with makeup and filters and bullshit. They stop eating right and going for morning jogs for even so much as 3 days in a row and they will fricking BALLOON. Don't listen to women.
woman
>he carries his bag around the gym
What gives YOU the ick?
>he does more than 1 warmup set before he gets up to his working load
>he walks back and forth in a small radius close to his current machine/equipment between sets
>he makes sure to return to rerack all weights in the exact right location
Literally me!
I live with the knowledge in my heart that Christ will forgive each and all of my sins and send the people who don't fricking rerack straight to the boiler room of Hell. He'll even forgive me for my intrusive thoughts about kicking people in the balls while they're benching or deadlifting, because I saddled up and parked my wagon wheels every single time like a gentlemen.
>ickiest ick
>her blown out nails
>he can't bench 2 plates
a girl once told me when I was in high school she didnt like how hairy my forearms wer(I'm not extra hairy,but I was somewhat overdeveloped compared to boys my age),Little over a month later she saw my wiener and I came in her mouth while grunting like a wild animal because of how good it felt. dont listen to whatever bullshit that leaves the mouth of a prostitute.
I am at a loss. I can no longer tell what is ironic and what is not. There are so many layers of bullshit and famewhoring that I can no longer separate the desperate from the genuinely moronic.
>he drinks water between sets
>what women think
Holy frick, you hopeless homosexuals. Caring what women think is the first wrong step. It's as easy as not giving a shit about their opinions, because none of their opinions are based in logic, or concrete. They shift like the wind blows. If you care about anything that they think, they'll just think something different. Stop caring. They exist for pussy.
>he holds his breath between reps
>he cares about what a woman thinks
thankfully I'm a kissless virgin so I don't have to worry about any such things
I'm so horrified of ever speaking to girls, like literally what do you even say to them "hello"?
Like I need a coach or some shit all I know how to do is be good at video games like literally please im so scared of messing up with a girl and she blasts me on social media and ghem everyone knows how lathetici am?
Alternatively what's the most painful way to commit suicide
Just go for it. If you live in a city with a population of over a thousand people then it is incredibly unlikely you will run into that girl ever again in your life.
Most girls with social media dont have the ability to make their garbage posts actually go viral and be seen by many people.
I live in a pretty big town (17k) and I run into the same people all the fricking time
>pretty big town (17k
What?
I mean it's not large in the large scheme of things but he said over 1k and its more than the village I grew up in
Mate take it from me. Stick to videogames and hentai. Once you go down the pussy and wageslaving path your soul dies a horrible death.
Pussy is amazing for the first few years. But then you realise the reality of it. Suffering. It's better when it's this abstract thing you can never truly attain and only manage to emulate it slightly with porn and imagination
Dude just trust me lmao. Also keep playing games once you go down the self improvement path it's just another game but you will never be happy. I wish I could be one of those fat Smash Bros neckbeards who don't give a frick
This thread reeks of shelbeygay
Pic related
>verification not required
Womp womp try again lil celly
Oh shit did you make a new post?
Does this also mean in the entire year you still haven't found a gf?
Surely a new car will fix that lol
>sep. 2023
>new post
I mean you've been caught shopping photos before but ues post your basedjack from you computer lol
>it's photoshopped! It has to be!
Hahahaha
C O P E
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https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/29720587/#29720587
>everyone in the thread calls you a homosexual
LoL
Bro this whole thread is a goldmine
>people calling you a homosexual
>you moronicly screeching at them
Are you terminally online?
You post literally everyday without fail and it's always the same shit
Are you actually autistic?
Your picture looks Ike you have a mental disability lol
>reee let me play pretend! I have to pretend youre that little twerp to coooope!
To be fair, you're acting like a little twerp regardless of whether you're that specific little twerp
So which is it? Android, umbrella, printer, or all 3? Are you at least circumcised?
Imagine men complaining about women who weren’t circumcised
They do. Uncircumcised dicks are like roast beef veganas
In reality women love uncircumcised dicks. It’s so bizarre the lengths men go to to justify the fact that they had their genitals mutilated at birth.
Textbook cope
In reality they don't. And when the actual data is shown to you, you all just scream about israelites lol even though there are literally dozens of studies and articles and hundreds of thousands of polling data points
>Conclusion: Women's preferences generally favor the circumcised penis for sexual activity, hygiene, and lower risk of infection. The findings add to the already well-established health benefits favoring MC and provide important sociosexual information on an issue of widespread interest
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31031121/
Even women in countries where the majority of men are uncircumcised prefer cut dicks
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6523040/table/tbl1/?report=objectonly
And all you will do is cope with MUH JEEWWWSSS
>brand new, beautiful little boy
>first life experience as a male is being strapped to a board then getting t your dick carved up
>first taste of the world is excruciating pain and trauma
Do you consider the effects of such intense physical trauma on a developing brain? Do you have any concept of consent? Are you aware of botched circumcisions, do you like having a dried out dick head that will never allow you to feel intercourse as nature intended? Do you think those nerve endings are all there for no reason?
Yeah, seems worth it man. Washing your dick is super difficult.
>getting literally pushed out of a warm, wet vegana into the cold, dry air and being spanked until you cry and suck that cold, dry air into your lungs for the first time ever, while you scream and cry because you have absolutely no ability to even remotely comprehend what is going on, then having your food, oxygen, and blood supply literally cut from your stomach and stitched up
- all of this is totally cake but getting some excess skin cut from your peen? Ohhh the horror!! The humanity! The... TRAUMA! That's the tipping point!
Use your brain moron
Truly shocking the lengths people will go to in order to deny reality. You’re like a troony lol.
You’re grasping at straws here because nobody could honestly believe that actual physical, irreparable bodily harm done after an already traumatic experience is perfectly rational. The kind of pain that comes from severing nerve endings isn’t anything remotely similar to being birthed and it has observable effects on the brain when scanned vs a control natural dick baby but here’s the best part: they do it for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. Because the cereal guy said it would stop you from jerking off and it caught on.
>excess skin
Okay, so why stop at the penis? Can we clip the ears like dogs? How about the nose?
>food supply cut from your stomach
What exactly do you think this entails? The umbilical cord has no nerve endings.
>Women's preferences generally favor the circumcised penis for sexual activity, hygiene, and lower risk of infection.
So they just parrot what they've been told? No woman comes up with these justifications on their own. IRL it's either the penis "looks nice" or the penis "looks weird" that's it.
>Even women in countries where the majority of men are uncircumcised prefer cut dicks
Means nothing, in countries where circucision is the norm there will obviously be a preference for it. And in countries where it isn't it will stand out because it's associated with richer israelite run cut-dick countries like America which every woman idolizes.
inb4 foreskin accusations. I got sliced n succ'd, minced and mohel'd. Wasn't my choice. They got me young.
>So they just parrot what they've been told?
Cope
>Means nothing
Harder cope
>in countries where it isn't it will stand out because it's associated with richer israelite run cut-dick countries like America which every woman idolizes.
Hardest cope
You're literally rejecting reality and substituting some fabricated fantasy in its place as a coping mechanism. Girls think your dick is gross, get over it
You've never had sex have you?
I actually have one of my tinder matches laying on my chest right now wrapped in my arms as I type this on my phone and we're both laughing about how insecure you are about your gross dick lol. She says to go wash out your dick cheese LOL
Sorry too long and not going to read. Not trying to unironically have a "debate" with some gross, uncut troglodyte
>I accept your concession
Whatever makes you feel better, grody dick
>im wrong and I got nothin so I’ll say I didn’t read the post
I’m cut, you homosexual
>I actually have one of my tinder matches laying on my chest right now wrapped in my arms as I type this on my phone and we're both laughing about how insecure you are about your gross dick lol.
that's cool, post a pic
>isnt going to post a pic
larp
No shit it’s a larp. How would you even broach the subject, like imagine explaining what you were arguing about AND which site you were posting on to a hookup.
>cultural relativism as the crux of his argument
You couldn’t possibly be more moronic. I’m shocked you can walk and breathe at the same time
Circumcision is mutilation and it negatively impacts a male's ability to enjoy sex. I truly can't fathom having a mutilated penis that sullied sex for my entire life.
Let's also just ignore that Europe doesn't normalize this barbaric, cult practice and western women line up to frick those guys. So yes, these studies are very much "da joos".
Sorry, too many posts to go through. I let my girl pick out which meme to post and she thought this one was the funniest (I explained everyone here is a nerd who thinks they're hardcore because they obssess over Hitler lol)
Boys he’s going all out.. the cognitive dissonance is strong; he wouldn’t be able to cope with admitting his parents and physicians betrayed him when he was born.
I think you have a lot of pent up anger in your foreskin lol
I wish. I was mutilated at birth; my penis is bone dry and incapable of storing rage
>mutilated
oh yes u want that piece of skin that prevents u from peeing properly and not storing dead skin
next go join the pajeets and shit on the streets
It protects the head of the penis, which is ordinarily a mucous membrane and is very soft and sensitive. My cut dick is keratinized and I’ll never feel what sex is supposed to feel like. Your cut dick is keratinized and you will never feel what sex is supposed to feel like. The foreskin has an unusually high concentration of nerve endings comparable to what’s found in your lips, which are sensitive as frick.
I refuse tk believe anybody is as brainwashed as you are to go to such lengths to defend your mutilated penis that you never consented to
>that piece of skin that prevents u from peeing properly
Have you no hands to hold your wiener or just zero clue what you're talking about?
>Mutilated desert dicks are making up stories about how they totally banged a girl and she loves his dick (she's cuddling him right now btw)
This is hilarious. Utter cope for being harmed.
You cut gays amaze me, do you think an uncut erect penis has a hood over it ? If you have a normal functioning dick when you are hard the foreskin is fully retracted and head is exposed.
For me the area around the bottom of the tip and around the retracted foreskin is the most sensitive one during sex.
That’s cool but what about what I, the male, care about?
cut chads we are so back
Chaddington doesnt care what this prostitute has to say.
I don't get this. I'm bisexual and I think uncircumcised dicks look way nicer. Women are the product of israelites.
>mentally ill guy thinks uncut dicks look better
Checks out
bros how do I overcome my paranoia when it comes to talking to women,according to the people around me,including women who I see at restaurants or supermarkets every now and then,I'm not a bad looking guy,but every scenario I'm placed in involving conversation with another person,or interacting with another person my mind comes up with the worst scenario imaginable:
>old guy who always calls me ''chief'',''superman'' and ''soldier'' always asking me how I'm doing
>think he might be a closeted homosexual because of how he's looking at me while talking to me(there are no clear signs of this,I think I'm just fricked in the head)
>girl acting flirty with me for too long
>she's trying to figure out how to rob me
>I approach a girl first
>sometimes dont bother even if I know her thinking she'll call the cops on me for harassment for no reason(nothing close to this has happened to me plus that feminist bullshit doesnt happen much where I live anyway)
>group laughs at a joke in a social setting
>if its people as young as me I think they're secretly laughing AT me,not WITH me
I'm not a bad person,I just have highly intrusive thoughts seeing as how obsessed I am with all the dangers in the world,for example,when I was a teenager and looking at my dad sleep I'd think to myself
>he's completely defenseless,I could stab him the neck,heart and stomach right now and he wouldnt be able to do a thing about it before it's too late
but not once have I ever contemplated doing anything bad to anyone,but I'm afraid that somehow other people can sense what I'm saying to myself and know. I am not a bad person.my mind is simply tormented.
yeah buddy I think you are fricked in the head
>he wears gloves while using machines
It's starting to make sense why there are so many people here freaking out about their uncut dicks
Why would anybody freak out about an uncut dick? They can easily get circumcised. I can’t get uncircumcised which is why I’m pissed
Only do what other people think you should.
This ick stuff is just if you're attractive or not. She's attracted to you, so she finds your printer and umbrella a "green flag" because you're dependable and prepared. You're ugly, so she finds anything you do to be annoying or laughable.
The most pathetic thing to both men and women is taking what women say at face value.
Women often claim that men are emotionally infantile and immature and yet in all my experiences with having gf and living with them, they are just grown fricking children that you have to look after. This ick shit is as far as their brain goes.
There are moments when you would think: "Wow, she is an actual sentient, smart human being" and then right after she will say/do some moronic hormonal shit and you will say to yourself: "Oh right, she almost fooled me there for a sec".
They have moments of consciousness, bursts of intelligence, but they come as fast as they go. If you actually listen to any of their opinions and take them serious, you are a fool. They themselves don't know what they want and how they feel so they go down to the most basic, childish level that is expressed as just "ick".
Stop giving her the ick and give her the dick you silly bunch of cellys
>he struggles to lift the weight after x amount of reps
>he's been working out at the gym for a year+ and he's never brought a girl with him
>he spends more than 1 hour in the gym (no motion)
>he squats
im not even that old but what the frick is the "ick" supposed to mean? frick i feel like such a grandpa
some bullshit about some small thing a guy does that makes them less attracted to him,this can range from crying over a dead family member or the way how he breathes and turns his head.
>crying over a dead family member
You guys think it's a joke but my LTR really went downhill (followed by a breakup) after I did this. It was quite a while ago before the ick meme.
Granted I really cried like a b***h, in public too, and I didn't even think I should or should not be "allowed" to cry over that. But yeah now I'm 100% sure I shouldn't ever show anything resembling sorrow or sadness in front of a woman.
literslly me. the death of my mother had me sobbing and i imploded my relationship with her. best thing for us both, but it added more fuel to the fire for a while.
you guys have a lot to learn. they bombed the relationship out of nowhere because they filled with anger, jealousy and all the rest of the kit they couldnt cope with due to you having a huge love and attention to someone that isnt her. Probably they created issues out of extremely stupid and unlikely reasons too because they couldnt even realise the reason of their own emotion in the first place they just wanted it out it through the first crack they could find.
t. insane wrangler
Couple be the issues with her own mom or dad, who knows man. I mean even if there is some true subtle reason behind her losing the attraction to you, I believe it's truly counterproductive to navigate the female's emotions and reasoning issues instead of accepting her moronation and allowing her to leave, because if such a minor thing could tank your relationship, who knows how'd she behave when some realer shit hits the fan.
>Couple
*Could
Oh nono, I dont mean you should become a diviner to figure out what the hell is wrong this time and grind yourself all your life fixing after her. The dilemma is however, its practically impossible to find someone that dont have these, say, cute little quirky issues, so you either have to risk it all searching for the true gems or you have to just manage it somehow to a degree. I agree with you as well. Im in the gem group despite I can reliably read them most of the time. Ill drop her under a second before she even realizes she is going insane.
>The dilemma is however, its practically impossible to find someone that dont have these, say, cute little quirky issues, so you either have to risk it all searching for the true gems or you have to just manage it somehow to a degree
Yeah don't we all have some quirks, and I mean both genders. It's not exactly easy for women too, so I partially understand where they're coming from; it's safe to assume most men they encounter have some issues too, and a lot of women just suffer in silence because they can't be direct.
I think, despite what I've said in my previous post, we as men should assume more responsibility for the female behaviour and well-being, not less. The main thing that we have to manage is their general neuroticism. Good sex, safety, good mood.
But anything beyond that, that's just fighting windmills. IMHO.
>dating a woman
>she asked what I was doing over the weekend
>told her I was going to be visiting my parents over the weekend because it was my birthday
>she scoffed and said "You celebrate your birthday" in the most deadpan and derisive way possible
>find out it's a ick for a lot of women when a man acknowledges the day he was born
That was a weird one
If you noticed your gf starting to get the ick for things like that, it will get worse, to the point where she hates you. She won't be able to bear the way you breath, eat, etc. All your little flaws that she thought were cute will turn into icks. And then, even the most pointless things will be icks. This will be the time when she breaks up.
That is something a lot of men don't understand. A ton of women stay with their men until they really hate them to the point they are disgusted by him.
but why?
I don't remember where I read this, xitter maybe, but I've found this comparison very good at explaining the why.
Imagine a scale from 100 to 0 where 100 is total love and infatuation, and 0 is loathing. 50 is the point of indifference and total disregard for the relationship's future.
When men are unhappy with a relationship, they will talk about it when it drops to 80-70, with repeat themselves multiple times before it reaches 60, and will finally leave at 49.
When women are not satisfied with the way it goes, they can be silent for years until it drops to like 20, or 5. At that point your life will be hell, you'll get the fights, the icks, the lack of sex, etc.
I had an example of this in my life, when I was separating with a gf of 4 years, and I said "I know dear, things haven't been good between us for the last 3 months", and she said "yeah anon more like a year". An eye-opening experience. I was truly clueless.
>you'll get the fights
Only beta men fight with girls. I've had women full force screaming at me over nothing and once they are done i either walk away or sit down and resume phone posting to IST.
lol this reminds me of that time I went after a large group of young men and girls on my street because they were fricking around and throwed a glass bottle to the floor. I said to one of the girls "shut up prostitute" and she got mad as frick and all she did was screaming very loudly at me, because she said she was 14 and I couldn't call her a prostitute for being a girl with such low age. Her screams were so annoying I didn't know I just evaded her I wanted to get to the boys and throw some fists. I might be 29, but I don't care much about the age of a male at the moment of a fight. I won't have mercy just because of the age gap difference.
Anyway, age aside, I always think if you can't hit a girl, then all you can do and is perfectly acceptable would be reducing her but you have to know such techniques to do it right and efficiently.
meds
They really hate the idea of a man being a real human being and not just an another accessory to their lifestyle.
I tell them I played 25 hours of video games over the weekend and they also get the ick
theres no impressing women
It's a shit test and you failed. She's hazing you
The correct answer is. "Hey, don't be mad because you don't have family who care about you :)"
My girlfriend gets the ick from yoga so I sent her a photo of me doing a crow pose headstand lmfao
I'm a mad lad
Things that give me the ick
>When she has sausage lips
>When she has npc opinions
>When she wears makeup because she's not a natural beauty
>When her body count is above 0
>When she follows diets and stupid fads
>When she does male hobbies like going to the gym
>When she can't cook
>When she has male "friends"
>When she has social media
>When she dresses like a bawd prostitute
Luckily I found a girl who fits my criteria. I'm a very lucky guy. Then again I'm not an oversocialised slave clone like the majority of you. Seethe
I always lmao at ick posting because not a single one of them has yet to apply to me. If it's any consolation girls are scared of me which is effectively the same.
How to ickmaxx bros? I already have an android and I'm uncircumcised.