>heals your body and mind

anybody else here mackerelmaxxing? bye bye cod liver oil and deenz, a new cowboy has entered the town

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats of the sea, no thanks.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trusting the advice of a bald man on health
      Never

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was sentenced to 20 years for a three-month sexual relationship with a 13 year old girl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        High test from keto

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >three-month sexual relationship with a 13 year old girl
        maybe keto aint so bad after all

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine seeing this sack of lard and thinking to yourself 'hmm, maybe I should try his advice, it is clearly working'.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy mackerel!!!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    herring for me

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's no mackarel, moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you passed my test

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good, I eat Matjes and Mackarel mostly, almost daily. Sometimes sardines out of can.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's pickled herring

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had mackerel nigiri a while back and it was crazy good
    i need to try curing some mackerel fillets

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red pill me on why mackerel is better than deenz

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no can metals, fresher, think cheaper too, no sneedoils

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mackerel comes in a can packed in oil too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too, but at Aldi and Lidl you get it smoked without a can, which is great. Sometimes they aren't that great, smaller. Sometimes they are larger and fatter. Depends on the season.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No sneedoils
        If you get the deens packed in oil instead of water you're officially a moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does that even matter, it's a fatty fish, it's PUFA, it's the same fricking thing as seed oils, just as inflammatory and harmful, I'm coming to kill you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            LITERALLY, UTTERLY moronic (probably lack of PUFA, especially Omega 3)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cold brain overexcitation on display. I'm coming to strangle you in a very calm hypermetabolic manner.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smooth brained. Muh dick your mother can strangle in that manner.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Peat theology
            omega 6 bad, omega 3 good

            chicken bad, fish good

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              False dichotomy to squeez the last bit of money out of rubes before there grand PUFA mass hanging pogrom. I'm coming to murder you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          eurogay here and they're mostly packed in olive oil

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm white but it looks gross and I'm afraid of swallowing a bone/rib/whatever it's called on fish and blocking my throat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hering is the worst of the 3 (mackarel, sardines, hering). You should only eat it with bread to dilute the taste. Bismarckbrötchen are nice.

      Sardines and especially Mackarel can be eaten without bread, Mackarel is even better without it since it really is a tasteful fish. If you are lucky to get a really fatty one they are like butter.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bread

        ngmi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally nothing wrong with herring. Fresh and fried is good as hell, smoked is good as hell, pickled is good as hell. Herring is a better and bigger sardine imo, but mackerel is still better than both I will agree

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Herring as in OP's pic, I simply don't like it "raw" without bread. Hence Bismarckbrötchen or with casual bread.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah I see. That's fair

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I caught some mackerels last weekend. Nothing beats fresh fish.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmhhhhmmm oooOOOOhhhhh matjes

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat white fish you fricking cold brained PUFA moron, I'm coming to kill you.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dutch love herring

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really eat so little seafood that they treat basic ass fish like mackeral as some sort of magic elixir? It's not that deep anon, just eat more fish.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The middle of our country is 2500km from an ocean.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty based that the healthiest fish come in cans
        >deenz
        >maxXxerel
        >tuna
        drink your milk, eat your taters, pop tins. it's that easy to get Xbox hueg

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Bismarckbrötchen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's brathering

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna air fry me some sea brim with garlic and tomato during the weekend. Can't fricking wait.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the primary protein source I ate in prison. Decent with onions sauce and a bit of sweetener. Throw a mustard in there too and it's chaingang sushi.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work on a research vessel, we sometimes catch fish for the science team to get info (I work on the bridge, as a navigator). We get to take home as much fish as we like, so every 2 months or so I get c20kg of top quality, filleted, blast-frozen fish. I give half to friends but my freezer is still full of fish (middle drawers only, my lodger, who pays my mortgage, gets the top and bottom drawers) WAGMI make your circumstances work for you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to become research vessel worker?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure its chub mackeral so you avoid mercury

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want these to taste good but it's just so strong - how do ISTizens eat their deenz and not feel like puking at the end

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had those and they were mostly tasteless, just spicy.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will atop eating fish.
    Reason.
    Japan releasing nuclear waste into the ocean.
    Not trying to grow two dicks sorry bros.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the woman will start growing two vagànias maybe more from the nuclear fish how are you going to deal with that

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