Hear me out:

Hear me out:
A paid program, like $3,000 for 6 months or something, where you essentially sign away all your rights and agree to be a prisoner in a fitness camp.
>Scheduled meals everyday, perfectly tailored to your macros.
>Guards/Wardens are all gym bros who spot you or motivate (yell at you) to workout
>During your off-time, you have zero distractions (no possessions) except for library books or skill-building activities like carpentry or something
>Everyone around you is in the same boat, you're free to socialize or you can choose to be isolated like in solitary. (Inmate fighting or hazing not tolerated)
Inb4 "this sounds like the military"
Yes BUT you don't have to die for zog + it's more optimized/focused on physical fitness.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay money and I'll send you to prison
    Happy Hanukkah

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's almost a 1-to-1 description of a fat camp dude

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you saying you'll pay me $3,000 for attending your fat camp or that I need to pay you to attend fat camp?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay maybe $3K is a bit retarded. But yeah you would pay that to attend.
      But you would get top of the line food, equipment, surrounded by gym bros and professionals.
      You'd come out in the best shape of your life.

      That's almost a 1-to-1 description of a fat camp dude

      So like a fat camp but for people who are pretty fit but not movie-star level.
      Like I'm talking SEAL training type shit. You would be in world class shape.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op what the fuck. 3k for 6 months is not going to be enough to be profitable. You realize that that's less than rent alone in most places? And you expect to also have that pay for food, equipment, insurance, trainers + whatever profit you expect to make?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd do it but only if its legitimately 6 months and not the commitment of the military. 3k for 6 months is also kind of shit salary

      Wow, I looked up prices for these "fat-camps" and stuff.
      Costs like $200 a day, or $2k per week, etc.
      That seems fucking insane to me. How do people afford that shit?
      Pic rel though, $375 for a whole month? That seems like a fucking steal, and probably what I was describing anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if some of the physical exercise you had to do at the fat camp was actually generating a form of income? Like some farm work for example
      not OP btw just thinking out loud here

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd do it but only if its legitimately 6 months and not the commitment of the military. 3k for 6 months is also kind of shit salary

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a child and you still think 3,000 is some large amount of money? Or perhaps you're a turbo boomer who still thinks it's 1960?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        body. Now explain how $3000 would cover 6 months of food, shelter, gym access, as well as library and gym fees?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          https://i.imgur.com/DzoepRO.png

          [...]
          Wow, I looked up prices for these "fat-camps" and stuff.
          Costs like $200 a day, or $2k per week, etc.
          That seems fucking insane to me. How do people afford that shit?
          Pic rel though, $375 for a whole month? That seems like a fucking steal, and probably what I was describing anyway.

          Again $3K is a lowball but regardless.
          Gym equipment and location would be a biggest upfront investment, but likely a 1 time purchase except for maintenance over the years in case some retard somehow breaks something.
          Feeding people would be the next biggest cost, but basics like chicken/broccoli/rice are literally not that expensive. Basic ingredients are known to be cheaper than fast food. Chefs would need to be paid, though.
          Books are very cheap (maybe need to be replaced if some retard gets it wet or something), and "shelter" or lodgings would be very minimal.
          If similar programs can charge $375 a month (not including food or shelter), totaling $2250 over 6 months, then something like 3K to 5K wouldn't be holy unrealistic

          TL;DR: I think you're a pessimist trying to shit up my thread. And since you refuse to post body I think you're just a fatty. With gyno. You fucking fagget.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Cons;
    > You get permanent record for committing a crime.
    > That can bar you from traveling to certain countries.
    > That can prevent you from getting insurance, jobs and other things.
    > That can prevent you from owning firearms or any other weapons or body armor.

    Its a shit deal, don't take it.

    Also

    > You might catch aids or other STDs from being gangbanged.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my idea :
    Love Reality Show/Survival Type of Experiment :
    10 men and 10 women thrown into the jungle/some desert island, the mountains etc
    paired up in couples, each 14 days the couples are re-shuffled unless the man decides to keep the current woman, in which case he must fight in hand to hand combat till TKO with the man who subsequently claims her.
    So every two weeks, initially in the beginning you will start a new ''relationship'' of sort with a woman, get to know her, how she is under pressure, how she tends to the shelter, etc...and after two weeks you can choose to move on to the next, or keep the current one.
    Also the longest you can keep the same woman is 3 months after which point you have to basically either both come out together of the competition as a couple, or she goes back in the pool, and you have to move on. And when a couple leaves, a new man and a new woman joins the ''island'' etc...
    But it will have all the classic survival elements too, it's not just ''romance'', you will have to build your own shelter, hunt and fish for your own food, trek long distances to gather more resources (there will be loot drops). Etc

    what do you guys think ? I think that taking it back to the cavemen days so to speak can help mend gender relations, and show people we depend on each other, and both have roles to play. Guys will get a chance to show how much they do to provide, women to show how their care keeps the house/shelter together etc...

    Anyone thinks they might like to join something like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi rate. Surviving in the wild strips away many wrong ideas and self-delusions. Women are going to suck though, 99% of the time they just complain and 'rest' when wildman hustle is needed. Will need a super dominant or inspiring man with a smart plan to motivate them to work.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that is why I thought that some of the competitive events will be separated by gender so the women will be forced to partake, if only against each other. It will involve things that mimick some of their duties, like for example, being given a '' baby weight'' to carry to safety over a trek distance of 5-10kms at a fast pace, whilst being chased by ''a pack of wolves'', which really will just be some hunters with a pack of blood hounds. Something like that...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sick idea could and would never work as a “reality show”

      You could write a show about this concept.

      Basically women are going to be fucking unless in the wild. I think most likely you’d get 2 guys that team up to find efficient ways and then compete for the hottest girl. Hottest girl gonna get raped. Also really hot women arnt going to want to be on the show

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I was thinking about how I could incorporate some social elements other than the romance, and what I had in mind was that every 7 days there would be a council where both genders will meet in groups separately to discuss how they are doing, and barter/exchange for goods or services with others. During that council, I thought that there could be a lot of room for people to plot and scheme too, for example how guys may want to devaluate the perceived value of a girl they want to keep, or deliberately feeding wrong information about supply location etc...For extra drama/antagonism.
        Also the women would also have some decision power which will be that 1 in 2 shuffles, they will get to decide which man they go with, except that if multiple women choose the same man, he will get to choose which woman he wants. Will make for some interesting situations...

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I share protein with my bros?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just commit a crime and get sent to prison for free. Fucking idiot.

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