>mfw you were the perfect shape and age to play Bond 9 years ago when U.N.C.L.E. came out >instead we got more unintelligible craigslop
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. was lightning in a bottle and didn't even need a scene with Jared Harris hanging himself.
I was trying to do my hair like Deacon's back when I was in uni, but turns out that curly hair is a b***h for that kind of hairstyle. No matter the straightener.
It's just a layered haircut with blended temples and left longer near the front. I have the hair for this but not the head shape. You have to have a wide forehead for it to work.
Yes he has a big forehead now and it was an unflattering haircut, but I don't think he should go bald, what if he has a weird shaped head? I shaved my head around New Years because I thought I had a bald spot developing, turns out it was just harsh lighting on the top of my head because I have a head like pic related kek.
this. even if you have a receded hairline, it will still look OK just left alone. You only need to shave it if its too far gone.
As long as someone loses a barely visible amount of hairline >SHAVE YOUR WHOLE HEAD BRO >TRUST ME BRO IT WILL LOOK BETTER >I MEAN I SHAVED IT CUZ IT'S BETTER NOT BECAUSE I'M ALMOST COMPLETELY BALDED
Honestly? I like that haircut way more than hairlets who cope and think they'll look like The Rock if they shave it all. Or when they shave it all and grow a beard. They instantly look more chill and trustworthy if they just take care of the hair they've got left and embrace the fact that they've got the crown. Larry also always looked healthier than Richard Lewis, with his weird just-begun-chemo-in-the-80s haircut so I'd say it's also superior to growing your hair out when it's too thin.
>Honestly? >proceeds to be a dishonest contrarian
That look works on no one. Hulk Hogan might be the one exception in history.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>NOOO IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH MY IDEAS ABOUT HAIR YOU MUST JUST BE LYING
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Then I guess you just don't have good visual taste. What you're saying is the equivalent of "don't get a haircut, ever, you'll look dishonest bro"
1 month ago
Anonymous
You think Larry David doesn't get regular haircuts to maintain that groomed look? Taking care of the hair you have is the key point, instead of pretending to be The Rock or just being plain lazy with a trimmer.
It's not personality, it's intelligence. If you've got even one percent higher intelligence than the average then it'll make you look like a learned man, in Larry's case it's a man who's well-versed in comedy writing. If you're below average intelligence you'll instantly look like a crazy junkie willing to suck dick or stab someone for five bucks.
That style just subconsciously reminds most people of a professor or wise old man. When you are that old who gives a frick? Shaving it down just tells me you're still fixated on your looks at age 50+. Which is sad.
I started shaving my head because I looked like Larry David when I was 19. Funny enough, people who didn't know me back then think my baldness is 100% a choice. I was once talking with some friends who mentioned something about a bald guy and I said I could relate, they all gave me these perplexed looks and one of them said, "You're bald by choice, you can't relate." I just went along with it.
Sometimes it's a choice. I know some dudes who shave to a number 1 or 0 on purpose. But considering you were already on the Larry David route people must've been pretty dumb to assume that.
He looks fine and has a cool widows peak. The real killer is the bald spot behind the head.
> The real killer is the bald spot behind the head.
As a guy who's always had hair to right above my shoulders this is what I fear. A widow's peak wouldn't be game over but if I get a bald spot in the back I just couldn't keep my hair long, since people would just assume I'm growing it out to cover the spot. I don't put much stock in hair but I'd miss running my fingers through a wild mane so bad if I had to start trimming it.
You made the smart move, you beat the system.
Even though it still sucks I bet it's better to lose it early than in your late 20s, you have all your pictures of you always shaving it.
>looked ridiculous in argylle
Sure it was because of his slightly receding hairline and not because of the hideous white man flattop no man should ever have
Grow up
>that time he played some Tsar and didn't go outside or to interviews without wearing a hat because the haircut was so ugly, and the tabloids and hairlets all insisted that he'd finally caved and gotten a hair transplant and was just lying
The fact that he got to be a sex symbol while balding for all those years really sent them seething.
>believing the lies of a hair transplant clinic's ad that looks like it was written by an automation tool that'll slot in any celebrity name you search for
You are incredibly moronic.
Yeah, I don't buy it either. His hairline is the same, he just grew out his hair.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It also claims it was done in 2011, which was when he was filming Anna Karenina, which released in 2012. It's just reporting old gossip as fact, with hairlets initially gossiping about it because he didn't show his hair for a whole year or something like that while filming, because the haircut was REALLY fricking ugly:
https://i.imgur.com/ZjtYgfG.jpg
>Jude admitted to a hair transplant in 2011.
The same year he was filming the movie talked about here? [...] What a coincidence.
>Jude admitted to a hair transplant in 2011.
The same year he was filming the movie talked about here?
https://i.imgur.com/thUaOcM.jpg
>that time he played some Tsar and didn't go outside or to interviews without wearing a hat because the haircut was so ugly, and the tabloids and hairlets all insisted that he'd finally caved and gotten a hair transplant and was just lying
The fact that he got to be a sex symbol while balding for all those years really sent them seething.
The Larry David cut simply isn't attractive. I'm sorry.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's true, it's a good thing you shaved yours. Since you're bald.
Sorry you're bald though.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Concession accepted. Now that this is out of the way, want to argue about how dad bods are totally better than being in shape and that getting in shape is actually a psyop to keep you insecure?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry, you're still bald. Keep coping baldy.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>can no longer defend his illogical argument so just resorts to parroting nonsense
Either way you conceded so I'm good.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>still bald
Yep, you're still bald and still coping. You can keep posting and coping, nothing will change your baldness.
You can keep posting, just remember you're bald forever.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Larry David, is that you?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Are you still bald? Oh that's right, you are forever.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm actually not, I just have enough taste to recognize that look you're shilling is shit.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Holy shit you actually are now trying to cope and say you're not bald. You really didn't liked being called bald every post.
I thought you said I conceded? I concede that are bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You conceded that the Larry David hairstyle is shit, that was enough.
As for me, I've got a full head of hair and it's not the shitskin variety either.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>still coping
Nah you're bald dude. You're only now saying this 10 posts later. Since you're bald hopefully you're in your 30s or 40s.
Btw you're bald, cope posts won't bring it back.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Judging by your posts, you're the one who is bald and trying frantically to justify either wearing a wig, hopping on the fin pill or whatever else you presumably did.
I on the other hand am saying something super simple. The Larry David look is shit and you're a tastelet when it comes to appearance and aesthetics.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're bald dude. It's just over.
The rest of us thank god we're not you.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You can ask God himself and he won't agree with you that the Larry David look is better than a shaved head. You just have shit taste and probably dress like a toddler as well.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Maybe you should ask for new hair. Since you're bald.
Bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm not bald but I'm starting to think you're mentally ill. All of this seethe just because you have literally 0 taste on what looks good. Sheesh.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're bald that's why you're coping about it now. All the bald comments got to you.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Bald? No. Superior taste? Yes. Just accept the fact that the Larry David haircut looks like shit and stop lying to people.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The Larry David cut is good because it weeds out superficial women.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You were bald when you started posting, and you'll still be bald when the thread dies.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If I were bald I'd know what to do, so that puts me a step or two above you and your Larry David haircut.
Luckily I'm not even bald so your seethe is all the more hilarious. All because you're the type of person who likely thinks fanny packs look cool.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's okay bro, keep effort posting.
You're still bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If I was bald I'd still look better than you, as apparently you haven't the slightest fashion sense. But by all means keep telling me I'm the one coping when I'm actively enjoying not being as clueless on this as you are.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hi you're still bald.
It's over.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm not bald but you're ugly and you want others to be as well. Lose your manboobs, shave your Larry David hair-stache and get a clue.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're bald, keep cope posting.
Again, you're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I legitimately don't have 1 bald man in my family or at least including my grandfather. Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald.
How am I wrong about the Larry David haircut? Why seethe so much at something so obvious?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>starts going over family tree >"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
Holy shit dude, you're bald. Just let it go hahaha.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Try as you might, you won't get me to agree that the Larry David haircut is better than just shaving it off.
And I'm not bald but I'm fully convinced you're a balding guy who has a similar hairline to Larry David and took offense at my comments. Again, a higher than average hairline is ok, but when it gets to Larry's level you're pretty much fricked.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but
You're bald anon. It's never been this over.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If I'm bald I'll shave it off, decide whether I'm ok with that look, and if I'm not, I'll get a hair system.
That being said? Yeah, Mr Proper > Larry David. Sorry not sorry.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald
You're bald. Just stop anon.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
But anon if I was bald I'd still be right, that's the part you're in denial about.
IF I go bald, I'd much prefer shaving it off than looking like Larry David.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald,
You're bald. I wanted to see how long you would keep going with me barely responding to you. I have just been putting out 0 effort posts.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I can't get into a defeatists' mindset. I've tried but I can't.
1 month ago
Anonymous
you're talking to a femanon, not a "defeatist"
1 month ago
Anonymous
Don't care. I'm not giving leeway to cargo shorts/Larry David shills.
1 month ago
Anonymous
you're talking to a femanon, not a "defeatist"
Don't care. I'm not giving leeway to cargo shorts/Larry David shills.
I'm not sure what all these weird posts are, If I'm honest though have barely read anything you posted. I'm at work and thought you were funny.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald,
Btw, you're still bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>any person with a modicum of taste is bald
Hmm guess I am bald. You cracked the case anon, well done.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald.
I'm glad you finally admitted to it. You tried not to for the longest time.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I admit it bro I'm bald, you got me. Glad I didn't go the Larry David route.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald. >I admit it bro I'm bald,
Why aren't you posting your paragraphs anymore? I guess I ruined it.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
There's not much point in arguing with objectively mentally ill people. The best one could do is just agree and be on their merry way. So yes, I'm bald, Larry David's hairstyle is sexy, a beat up Volkswagen is better than a Ferrari.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald. >I admit it bro I'm bald,
Can you make longer posts please, I'm reading them for real now.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm bald bro you won. Why you still replying? Surely you can't be that insecure about your Larry David hairline?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>bro
it's literally a woman you're replying to, she's been seething for hours
1 month ago
Anonymous
>bro
it's literally a woman you're replying to, she's been seething for hours
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald. >I admit it bro I'm bald,
Yeah, that's better. Keep multi posting too.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're right about one thing, bald men are super insecure and especially when they try to pull off the chad embrace.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The most insecure are the ones who take sketchy pills just to still have hair. If you ever disagree with their tactics they'll throw a fit to high heaven.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Imo, full head of natural hair > clean shaven> "chad embrace" > transplant/wig > fricking with pills.
Granted I'm not bald and I might be desperate enough to go the pill route if I get to that point. But all the slezecore shilling annoys me.
Mr Proper >>> Larry David
1 month ago
Anonymous
[...]
post breasts
Imo, full head of natural hair > clean shaven> "chad embrace" > transplant/wig > fricking with pills.
Granted I'm not bald and I might be desperate enough to go the pill route if I get to that point. But all the slezecore shilling annoys me.
Mr Proper >>> Larry David
I'm back. I agree, you're insecure.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If I was born unfortunate looking like you, I would be. You gave up, and not only did you give up, it likely happened before you were even 40.
Please shill not showering in the next thread and how it's totally a cope but that real chads don't shower.
1 month ago
Anonymous
post breasts
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald. >I admit it bro I'm bald,
Thanks for multi posting.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>I'm a bald dude with the Larry David haircut but guess what, you're bald too!
Is this really the best bald men can come up with?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald. >I admit it bro I'm bald,
Can you please keep multi posting?
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I admitted to being bald in order to see if you'd shut up but you can't. This is mental illnesses if I've ever seen it.
The truth is that I've got thick beautiful hair, the clean shaven look is significantly better than the Larry David look and if you weren't lazy you would have at least shaven yours off or gotten a wig if it makes you THAT insecure.
Regardless, more and more men have become redpilled on self improvement so you can keep seething into the void.
1 month ago
Anonymous
bald men are insecure enough to take troony pills to fix their hair, why do you think this thread got so many replies?
larry david types honestly get my respect for at least not caring, although I agree clean shaven is better aesthetically
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald" >And I'm not bald but >If I'm bald >IF I go bald, >Hmm guess I am bald. >I admit it bro I'm bald,
Thanks for posting paragraphs again.
You're bald.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're welcome baldie
1 month ago
Anonymous
post breasts
1 month ago
Anonymous
>implying a woman would defend the Larry David hairstyle for hours on end
It's an insecure dude who gave up on his looks and wants other men to be screwed over too.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>the Larry David haircut looks like shit
Nah, Larry would look like a total tryhard gay if he shaved it all. It fits him.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It fits him because he's a dork, sure. But on average it's an inferior aesthetic.
Much better to shave it all off instead of leaving a weird horseshoe trace.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>It fits him because he's a dork, sure.
He is far more successful in business and life in general because and has fricked way more women than you will ever do, because he's a doer instead of a whiner like you.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Getting a haircut takes like several minutes
1 month ago
Anonymous
Frick you
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're lazy.
1 month ago
Anonymous
No I'm not, I'm a Chad embrace who doesn't give a frick unlike soiboys like you
1 month ago
Anonymous
>that millionaire over there, he's a loser for putting in the effort, I'm a chad embracer on the streets who doesn't give a frick!
1 month ago
Anonymous
This but unironically. The evolutionary advantages to not caring about petty shit make women wet. Seethe.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yeah and I bet men not caring about being bald totally makes women wet too.
1 month ago
Anonymous
This but un fricking ironically, so sick of you groomgays shitty up these thread with your metrosexual antics. If you want to groom yourself fine but leave real MEN out of your womanly bullshit
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yeah and Larry can afford those minutes of relaxation, instead of shaving it every day in the hope that people will think it's a choice.
>have exact same build and life as younger brother >he's covered in hair on his body and balding >I look like I wax my body and have no sign of thinning
If that shit is down to some imperceptibly lower T-levels then I'm grateful for having lower levels. Frick having to shave your back and getting thin hair in your late 20s.
It's not T, it's due to DHT and your hair follicles' sensitivity to it. Your brother is sensitive to DHT (causing increased body/facial hair and balding) while you aren't.
Not necessarily tied to high T, but testosterone is the culprit either way. There's a reason why women don't go bald or why taking estrogen reverses balding.
no thats cope. Our generation has the least T than any other generation and yet we're balding pudgy homosexuals. Its not normal for 20 year olds to go bald.
>psoriasis outbreak on my forehead >significant hair loss in the affected area >get on medication >get on rogaine >start taking biotine supplements >seeing actual results after a month
Dodged a fricking bullet frienderinos
Helpful reminder that Rogaine(minoxidil) also works orally and you can get pills with it pretty cheap. At least, it works for me. Which is great since putting that shit in my hair twice a day got old fast
>you look ridiculous, you should shave that off, grow a beard and hit the gym
t. Norwood 5 coper that shaved his head at 22, speaking to somebody with very slight recession that will probably not progress until they are 50
If you have slight recession there's no need to shave. If it's starting to look like a monk, then you should definitely consider it.
As for this guy, he wouldn't look spectacular even with hair, sadly. Gingers are kind of fricked in 50% of cases.
more just trying to illustrate that it's always seething bald people giving hair fashion advice online.
They get FILTHY in threads like this online where rational people give advice to Anons about their mild hair loss and how to address that early (usually fin, diet, etc.) >there's no need for that, women actually much prefer a masculine bald man! >posts picture of Jason Statham again >WHAT ABOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS!?! YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP YOUR HAIR
bald men make accounts on hair loss websites out of bitterness due to them being too slow to act, they will harass and gaslight people as a means of coping with their loss. It's pathetic
that's an extreme late case though which most people would not reach until they are an age where appearance doesn't matter as much.
When I'm 75 and bald, I'll be wearing a hat and not giving a frick.
For people under 40 going bald, they should act immediately to stop or delay that because not doing so will create a massive obstacle in many avenues of your life.
>just chemically castrate yourself with finasteride
Yeah, nah.
the side effects of finasteride only affected a minuscule fraction of people who likely didn't mention some other variables.
low dose finasteride inhibits DHT production without causing any notable sides.
If you take dutasteride or even some of the herbal options, you'll probably troon out due to them being like 20x more potent.
I've been on finasteride for 7 years with 3 months off each year and have had no hair loss. I've also have a wife and 2 kids now. If I didn't act, I would be a bald virgin, obsessively coping online and staring at picture of Jason Statham convincing myself it's okay.
>the side effects of finasteride only affected a minuscule fraction of people
If I've seen posts about it on this site on top of everywhere else, then it's not as rare as you're making it out to be. >I've also have a wife and 2 kids
And you probably postponed taking it when you were planning to have kids. Ashton Kutcher did, which in retrospect was smart. The long term effects aren't known because men haven't been taking fin long enough.
There's plenty of bald men with offspring so that in itself isn't an excuse. If you take fin, it means you have bald genetics too so your kid will likely have them as well.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>The long term effects aren't known because men haven't been taking fin long enough.
it's been around for like 3 decades so the long terms have been pretty well observed. I don't think anybody should take finasteride as a lone silver bullet, when you take any medication, especially long term, you need to also be willing to improve your life style. Also take tests every now and then see observe any vit deficiencies. >If you take fin, it means you have bald genetics too so your kid will likely have them as well.
Already, we are finally starting to see the stigma of treating hair loss be reduced. I hope that new treatments become available to cure hair loss in the future but I'm guessing there is a lot of seething baldies in the medical industry desperately trying to shut down research
1 month ago
Anonymous
If hair loss was cured tomorrow you'd still see people shaving on purpose because it's a style in itself, anon.
Just because you became insecure over your hair loss doesn't mean there aren't people who don't enjoy that look.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>If hair loss was cured tomorrow you'd still see people shaving on purpose because it's a style in itself, anon.
Not white people. Maybe in other cultures but never in mine has a fully shaved head been considered a "style", it's a symptom and I guarantee you that if there was a single pill that restored all of your hairloss permanently, you would probably never see a bald person ever again. >Just because you became insecure over your hair loss doesn't mean there aren't people who don't enjoy that look.
Insane cope.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>I don't like it's impossible others do
Dunno what to tell you anon. People's tastes differ.
>3 months off each year
how does this affect your hair? been on fin for 2.5 years and don't ever miss more than a day or two at a time. do you go through a big shed and then regrow it back when you get back on it?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>do you go through a big shed and then regrow it back when you get back on it?
not really, I only recall one time where I began shedding but that was when I was on fin. That recovered about 2 months after, I think that was stress related.
I had thinning, not MPB so my case might be different to most. Take at least a month off every now and then or the drug will just become part of your system and probably lose it's effects
Bald dude here and I don't really have a dog in this but I've never told anyone not to get a transplant or take fin. If it makes them feel better that's cool.
I kind of lucked out that in my country a lot of people shave on purpose anyway and have never had issues with women in general. If I was blonde I'd probably want to keep it though.
Not gonna elaborate but yeah, your suggestion is warmer than it's cold.
Long hair is basically considered feminine. I had it in high school and was picked on but started shaving somewhere in late HS and got used to it. Nowadays people aren't as critical of long hair but buzzcuts are still more popular among the "macho" crowd.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Oh, you're full of shit. No one is afraid to post country unless it's some 3rd world shithole. You should have just lied and picked one.
They always looked shit, but then they got associated with fat atheist autists.
Anyways bald men always grow beards, subconsciously they know not having hair looks weird.
The weird thing about thinning hair is that I don't think thinning hair looks bad on most other males but on myself I just can't stand the look.
I think we should all remember that the look that represents and shows self-love is the one that looks best to other people (if they're not heartless dicks that think they'll be young forever). Comb-overs don't fool anyone and I think it looks like shit because of the dishonesty (like the Asian dude from Tested). Noone likes to be lied to and I consider hair-systems, paint-sprays and other tricks to be lies that should be avoided.
And If your hairline is on the run and you're left with just a pathetic peach fuzz patch above your 5head like the one AI guy, please shave that little patch off. I can't focus on one word from him while he makes me ignore that shit instead of taking care of it himself.
taking medication for hair shit is the definition of vanity. you become a slave to pharmaceuticals because if you stop it all disappears. embrace your natural self and be happier for it, if someone is vain enough to have a problem with that then they weren't worth talking to in the first place.
It's female behavior but in modern times the roles have all but been reversed. I know women who are better businessmen than a lot of men are, but they struggle to find a partner and men who have the vanity of women but struggle with the same. The world is weird.
>taking medication for hair shit is the definition of vanity.
bald people usually grow beards and hit the gym to compensate for their loss. Seems pretty vain to me.
We have showers and dress appropriately before presenting publicly, is this vain behaviour? >you become a slave to pharmaceuticals because if you stop it all disappears
I pay the equivalent of $3USD per month for generic finasteride
Why do people keep bringing up Larry David every bald thread? This thread wasn't about that level of balding, the OP was Henry Cavill.
Why are bald guys like this?
Yeah but why do bald guys keep freaking out like in this thread? No one was even originally talking about Larry David.
Larry David is like 75, and people saying to shave your head if you look like Henry Cavill. I don't fricking get it.
Okay but why do you guys keep bringing it up for men who are just starting to lose hair. Again Larry David is fricking 75. Are you guys that fricking bald where you already did the full shave?
I just literally don't understand where this comes from.
No one is telling Cavill to shave it off. I was addressing the ridiculous notion that the Larry David cut would be superior to a full shave. If Cavill shaved his head instead of having a Larry cut he'd still look better btw.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but you're just lying now. No one was talking about Larry David until the bald guys found the thread.
Henry Cavill wouldn't look better, I didn't realise you were one of the bald guys that brought up Larry David.
Not everyone has the Larry David like you guys and needs to shave it off.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>you're just lying right now
Right. Well anon you have autism. It is what it is.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You guys brought up Larry David because you look like him. The only difference is you shaved your head. That's sad.
The rest of us that have our hair shant be shaving it if we start to lose it. Sorry.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's incredible to what lengths you'll go to defend a shittier hairstyle.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I don't defend it though? Are you bald guys okay?
Larry David types probably should shave it. Does that make you feel better?
You still gave no explanation for why he was brought up. No one that looks like Cavill should shave their head just because you guys are insecure.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Larry David types probably should shave it.
Absolutely. >Does that make you feel better?
Yup.
Want to move on to different aspects of appearance now? Like how you shouldn't wear ill fitting suits like Henry does?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Can we instead talk about why you guys brought up Larry David in a Henry Cavill thread? The whole thread was derailed because insecure men think all stages of hair loss are the same as their own.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You already conceded on the Larry David topic. In the meantime I suggest going over to IST and getting some fashion advice.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Okay so are you just going to dodge the question? Why won't you answer?
Larry David was brought up because you guys are insecure and want more men to shave their head. That's the answer isn't it?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Not all hair recession is as lite as that of Henry Cavill, I don't know why that even needs to be said.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It needed to be said because of the reasons I listed, people bringing up Larry David out of the blue to have the conversation about everyone needing to shave their head.
If you read the thread you'll see how weird it was, I showed up late and I found it fricking strange.
I feel for people that lose their hair but that's not the way. Most of us would have to go very bald to consider shaving it all off.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Not everyone, no. But if you're Larry David, consider shaving it off (or getting a transplant or whatever else)
1 month ago
Anonymous
I agree. The rest of us are all not bald like you guys though so please stop telling everyone to shave it off. I'm 30 and have barely lost any hairline. I already found the one I'm going to marry anyway so I don't fricking care regardless.
1 month ago
Anonymous
No one is telling people with hair to shave it off moron. We're talking about people who have lost most of theirs and still hang on to some small bird's nest for no reason.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That's hardly anyone. Stop telling people to shave it you insecure homosexual. Bringing up Larry David screams insecurity.
Anyways that's all I wanted to say, keep it cheesy.
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're insecure too, everyone here is. And that's kind of the point. If you're balding you'd be better off shaving it than rocking a Larry David, and thus becoming less insecure.
The other option is to get a transplant, hop on fin or whatever else.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I mean I in no way posted anything insecure. You guys continuously brought up Larry David, in fact you're still doing it. What other kind of person would even be thinking about this?
Anyways just because you shaved it off doesn't make you no longer insecure, as evidenced by this thread. The bald guys who aren't insecure obviously wouldn't be posting all this weird shit in this thread, or even hairline watching some actor.
Anyways that's my lost post for real, everyone took this shit too seriously. You can have the last word I'm gonna pass out.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Listen moron, the Larry David look sucks ass. If you want to follow that model instead of shaving it off and looking more presentable, that's on you. I'm not bald and for the time being it doesn't seem that I will be.
This is basic advice to people who are clueless on appearance because many are. If you insist on wearing poo on your head instead of hair that's fine with me.
>people saying to shave your head if you look like Henry Cavill. I don't fricking get it.
For Cavill to have a normal hairline, his hairline should be at the red line I've made on OP's picture. If your hairline isn't at the red line in 2024, you should shave your head every few days.
The blue line shows how long the fringe of his hair needs to be in order to have a trendy 2024 hair style. Cavill needs to grow his hair longer in the front, at the very least, provided that it won't look too thin due to his hairline deficiency.
i have a hairline like that at 42, but i'm on fin and oral min
i don't understand why everybody in this thread is fighting. it only takes two seconds to take those pills and your hair becomes perfect. why not just do that? i got both pills online easily and didn't have to see a doctor or anything like that.
1 month ago
Anonymous
most normal people would rather be bald than have a 3% chance or whatever it is of chemical castration and no more boners .
Its some medication that fricks with your hormone homeostatis and you pay a monthly fee
1 month ago
Anonymous
I've been putting it off I'm in Canada and I think you have to see your doctor first.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm not risking permanent sexual impotence. If I ever go bald which is unlikely I'll just get a wig if it bothers me that much.
1 month ago
Anonymous
frick a wig, I'd just rock it
1 month ago
Anonymous
Wearing a wig is gayer than looking like Larry David. Where do you fricking zesty homos come from?
1 month ago
Anonymous
If I'm that insecure about being bald that's a better option to me than potentially fricking myself over with drugs that CAN make you functionally gay.
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's not a better option, they're both fricking gay as hell. If you're thinking about wigs you can give up on calling other people gay.
1 month ago
Anonymous
If a little chemical boi makes your peepee soft, your genes are shit and you don't deserve to breed.
I used to make fun of baldies until it happened to me in my late 20s. It does suck but you get used to it and stop giving a frick. Getting a cancer scare made me a lot more concerned but it turned out to be nothing.
They don't need to. It happens randomly, although having bald family members increases the risk.
The only way to completely root it out is to invent a magic pill basically. Or permanent gene modification which will happen eventually anyway. Designer babies are soon to become a thing, in fact.
I'm bald and threads like this make me feel better about myself because I see how insecure most men are whereas I not only like my look but others do too
1 month ago
Anonymous
If that's true you're a king compared to all of the bald homosexuals in this thread. I still don't want to lose mine though and I hope they solve the problem for future gens.
Is balding really so bad? None of the men in my family go past Norwood 2 so I don't know. I think I'd be more concerned with my wiener no longer working or my joints giving out. It seems like the least punishing part of getting old.
They've always been the superior sex. It's cope to suggest otherwise. Pretty much all wars are fought over women, they have more options in terms of dating, can get preggers even without the aid of a man, etc.
I have a full head and the hairdresser lady always compliments my hair but on other hand I have same facial hair I had in middle school which is just embarrassing and pretty much no body hair. I'd trade bald head for these.
You incels aren't old enough to remember, but men who had widows peaks back in the day were seen as virile. Look at superman from the comics in the 50's and 60's. Action stars in the 60's and 80's. The problem is that modern incels lack so much in social skills, personalities, and character, that they base their entire masculine identity on how women perceive them and how theyook aesthetically. Before, this used to be the realm of women. Ask your mother's generation: if a man was overly concerned with his appearance, it was usually seen as a sign of effeminacy. Now this isn't all inceldom and entitlement's fault: it is true that women's standards have raised to an unrealistic level and it has become common practice to humiliate every single male in order to flex their feminine ego, but modern zoomers and basedllennials are so effete, gay and weak, with no real struggles in their lives, that the opinion of some bimbo he doesnt know is more important to him then anything. Thus, you get posts like OP: a man so obsessed with looks, with appearance, that he blames his entire reproductive failures on hair- if he has hair (something he did nothing to accomplish) he will use it to belittle those who are bald in order to feel superior to them - thus saving his fragile insecure little ego from the truth be it temporarily on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Or, if he is balding, seeing a man with a widow's peak who doesn't care triggers him, because in his deluded brain, a man is nothing if he does not have hair, to the point of delusion of even disparaging Henry Cavill for it, because he lacks the fundamental pathetic insecurities and fear OP has. Effeminate, insecure, teenage girl behavior from a sexless virgin. Truly, these posts are the worst on this board.
Lmao, no one said this even once. We were taking about genuinely bald dudes and how the shaved look is better than a monk or Larry David.
I'm not bald myself but I don't want for bald anons to get fricked over and fall for the "chad embrace" nonsense. That's not even scratching the surface on what fashion mistakes men have.
Because a clean shaven look is superior? Duh. I am vain, most people are. Not bald yet but if I do get bald I'll likely either shave or get a transplant or wig.
It's because they're miserable and they lost it all. Whenever these threads happen they always bring up Larry David and sperg out. They're totally not bald though guys!
No matter how much you samegay, a properly shaved head is more uniform and presentable than your hobo chad embrace. Sorry you went bald and are too lazy to get a straight razor.
Yeah and the Larry David hairstyle anons get particularly mad when you point out their haircut is the worst of 2 worlds. But they won't bother shaving it off which takes 2 minutes.
i wonder how many hair marketers are on this site now that all of the millenials are losing their hair? if i start seeing ads for it i'm gonna seethe, so many sites are non stop hair and dick ads
>Henry Cavill is balding
so is OP
/thread
i was having same problem with widow peaks than i just shave it ti mohawk and ta daaa
Mohawks only work if you still have hair. if your hairline is already receding too high, it looks goofy as frick
What kind of name is Soap, anyway?
pretty sure op is malding but why split hairs
You fricked up, anon!
I sentence you to 24 hours of watching your celebrity crush hang out with their significant other
he also has small hands
I'm thinking it's over
He really is me fr fr
that's just a mature hairline, to bald is to actively get closed to a cueball
is he avoiding the hair transplant stuff because he wants to have kids or some shit? just have the fricking kids then Henry you're already rich.
i actually think widow's peak looks cool, i have one. Inb4 cope, yeah maybe but i genuinely like it
A proper receding hairline looks good on a middle aged/older man
Get over your fricking hairloss, homosexual. Either take finasteride and stop it or shave it off and be done with it. Either way, shut up.
>mfw you were the perfect shape and age to play Bond 9 years ago when U.N.C.L.E. came out
>instead we got more unintelligible craigslop
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. was lightning in a bottle and didn't even need a scene with Jared Harris hanging himself.
Frick off he sucked in it
Cavill must truly loathe Craig for taking the role he was born to play
Coolest hair cut is Decon Frost from blade and then im going to get nic cage hair from con air when im balding
I was trying to do my hair like Deacon's back when I was in uni, but turns out that curly hair is a b***h for that kind of hairstyle. No matter the straightener.
What's the style called?
y2k edgelord
Ultra cool aka me
It's just a layered haircut with blended temples and left longer near the front. I have the hair for this but not the head shape. You have to have a wide forehead for it to work.
Larry David mogs him.
Thumbnail makes him look like arseface
Yes he has a big forehead now and it was an unflattering haircut, but I don't think he should go bald, what if he has a weird shaped head? I shaved my head around New Years because I thought I had a bald spot developing, turns out it was just harsh lighting on the top of my head because I have a head like pic related kek.
>bald
>moustache
>goatee
>high collar jacket
Dante Must Die difficulty mode for trying to get with people
Shaving your balding/thinning head is the gayest thing
Actually it can provide a tactical advantage, that's why people shave in the army
Fixed.
He would look gayer with longer hair
He's handsome but needs to get rid of that nose piercing. It barely looks good on women let alone men.
He can carry receding hairline, because he is handsome. Yea, you shaved your head, because you are a lost cause either way. Next thread?
it is, promise you OP also grew facial hair, most likely a goatee or something. Nobody is as big of a homosexual as OP.
He may be balding on his head but how hairy do you reckon his crotch/butthole is?
A friend of a friend wants to know.
Why do bald guys always tell everyone to shave their head? It would only look better if they're massively bald like you are.
Cope, seethe and bald.
>why do people give sound advice on appearance?
Enjoy looking like a medieval monk
Enjoy being bald.
As long as someone loses a barely visible amount of hairline
>SHAVE YOUR WHOLE HEAD BRO
>TRUST ME BRO IT WILL LOOK BETTER
>I MEAN I SHAVED IT CUZ IT'S BETTER NOT BECAUSE I'M ALMOST COMPLETELY BALDED
Explain how pic related is superior
Why don't you try following the conversation first grandpa. No one was talking about that.
Honestly? I like that haircut way more than hairlets who cope and think they'll look like The Rock if they shave it all. Or when they shave it all and grow a beard. They instantly look more chill and trustworthy if they just take care of the hair they've got left and embrace the fact that they've got the crown. Larry also always looked healthier than Richard Lewis, with his weird just-begun-chemo-in-the-80s haircut so I'd say it's also superior to growing your hair out when it's too thin.
>Honestly?
>proceeds to be a dishonest contrarian
That look works on no one. Hulk Hogan might be the one exception in history.
>NOOO IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH MY IDEAS ABOUT HAIR YOU MUST JUST BE LYING
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
Then I guess you just don't have good visual taste. What you're saying is the equivalent of "don't get a haircut, ever, you'll look dishonest bro"
You think Larry David doesn't get regular haircuts to maintain that groomed look? Taking care of the hair you have is the key point, instead of pretending to be The Rock or just being plain lazy with a trimmer.
I said if if your hair is too far gone then yes, shave it. If you are a legit old man, then unironically this look is better than just shaving it.
Why did you reply twice? What a weird poster
I didn't?
You have to have a large personality to pull off balding kino. All other npcs have to become Mr. Clean
Could be said about a lot of things. You have to have a large personality to pull off being fat too like Tony Soprano but I'd rather be in shape.
It's not personality, it's intelligence. If you've got even one percent higher intelligence than the average then it'll make you look like a learned man, in Larry's case it's a man who's well-versed in comedy writing. If you're below average intelligence you'll instantly look like a crazy junkie willing to suck dick or stab someone for five bucks.
Unironically looks cool. Must be his face or skull shape somehow allowing him to pull this look
he comes from a different time
That style just subconsciously reminds most people of a professor or wise old man. When you are that old who gives a frick? Shaving it down just tells me you're still fixated on your looks at age 50+. Which is sad.
cover his hair with your finger and tell me it looks good with a straight face
Larry David would look so weird completely bald.
Yeah because he's an old man. Henry Cavill would look weird with Larry David's haircut and presentable with a shaved head.
I think henry cavil would also weird completely bald
I can see him rocking a shaved head without too much issue
I started shaving my head because I looked like Larry David when I was 19. Funny enough, people who didn't know me back then think my baldness is 100% a choice. I was once talking with some friends who mentioned something about a bald guy and I said I could relate, they all gave me these perplexed looks and one of them said, "You're bald by choice, you can't relate." I just went along with it.
Sometimes it's a choice. I know some dudes who shave to a number 1 or 0 on purpose. But considering you were already on the Larry David route people must've been pretty dumb to assume that.
I shave my head with an actual razor, not just a 1 or 0 buzz cut. The trick is to never let anyone see my head with any amount of stubble growth.
I remember that Seinfeld episode
> The real killer is the bald spot behind the head.
As a guy who's always had hair to right above my shoulders this is what I fear. A widow's peak wouldn't be game over but if I get a bald spot in the back I just couldn't keep my hair long, since people would just assume I'm growing it out to cover the spot. I don't put much stock in hair but I'd miss running my fingers through a wild mane so bad if I had to start trimming it.
You made the smart move, you beat the system.
Even though it still sucks I bet it's better to lose it early than in your late 20s, you have all your pictures of you always shaving it.
this. even if you have a receded hairline, it will still look OK just left alone. You only need to shave it if its too far gone.
It's just common sense. I'm not bald but if I started balding I'd shave. Few can pull off the bird's nest look.
Jude Law balding was the greatest crime against humanity.
He looked more kino that way. Young Jude looks kind of generic imo.
He looks fine and has a cool widows peak. The real killer is the bald spot behind the head.
>looked ridiculous in argylle
Sure it was because of his slightly receding hairline and not because of the hideous white man flattop no man should ever have
Grow up
This is a wig or "hair system" as it's way more dense then his real hair
Looks like Mel Gibson
>hideous white man flattop no man should ever have
oh?
widows peak is kino if you're handsome. Having a straight 90 degree hairline makes you look like some guatemalan or southern italian troll person
>that time he played some Tsar and didn't go outside or to interviews without wearing a hat because the haircut was so ugly, and the tabloids and hairlets all insisted that he'd finally caved and gotten a hair transplant and was just lying
The fact that he got to be a sex symbol while balding for all those years really sent them seething.
Jude admitted to a hair transplant in 2011. He should be completely bald by now.
sauce?
https://www.veraclinic.net/jude-laws-magnificent-hair-transplantation/
>believing the lies of a hair transplant clinic's ad that looks like it was written by an automation tool that'll slot in any celebrity name you search for
You are incredibly moronic.
Yeah, I don't buy it either. His hairline is the same, he just grew out his hair.
It also claims it was done in 2011, which was when he was filming Anna Karenina, which released in 2012. It's just reporting old gossip as fact, with hairlets initially gossiping about it because he didn't show his hair for a whole year or something like that while filming, because the haircut was REALLY fricking ugly:
>Jude admitted to a hair transplant in 2011.
The same year he was filming the movie talked about here?
What a coincidence.
southern italians are the ones with the hairline you're describing you moronic israelite
Reminder bald men have a vested interest in more men shaving their head. Don't fall for the meme unless your shit is fricked.
Friendly reminded this dude has a Larry David horse shoe and wants more men to be lazy like him and not shave.
Hi baldy, stop leading men astray. That's woman behavior.
Everyone point and laugh at this homosexual telling men to shave their head, so they feel better about their circumstances.
Is this some 4D bait? How are men going to be better when they have that ridiculous Larry David haircut? lmao
You're bald. I know for you it's over, but not everyone has the Larry David. You're bald.
It's woman behavior to pray on your downfall. How much sex do you have since you're bald? Does your dick even still work?
The Larry David cut simply isn't attractive. I'm sorry.
That's true, it's a good thing you shaved yours. Since you're bald.
Sorry you're bald though.
Concession accepted. Now that this is out of the way, want to argue about how dad bods are totally better than being in shape and that getting in shape is actually a psyop to keep you insecure?
I'm sorry, you're still bald. Keep coping baldy.
>can no longer defend his illogical argument so just resorts to parroting nonsense
Either way you conceded so I'm good.
>still bald
Yep, you're still bald and still coping. You can keep posting and coping, nothing will change your baldness.
You can keep posting, just remember you're bald forever.
Larry David, is that you?
Are you still bald? Oh that's right, you are forever.
I'm actually not, I just have enough taste to recognize that look you're shilling is shit.
Holy shit you actually are now trying to cope and say you're not bald. You really didn't liked being called bald every post.
I thought you said I conceded? I concede that are bald.
You conceded that the Larry David hairstyle is shit, that was enough.
As for me, I've got a full head of hair and it's not the shitskin variety either.
>still coping
Nah you're bald dude. You're only now saying this 10 posts later. Since you're bald hopefully you're in your 30s or 40s.
Btw you're bald, cope posts won't bring it back.
Judging by your posts, you're the one who is bald and trying frantically to justify either wearing a wig, hopping on the fin pill or whatever else you presumably did.
I on the other hand am saying something super simple. The Larry David look is shit and you're a tastelet when it comes to appearance and aesthetics.
You're bald dude. It's just over.
The rest of us thank god we're not you.
You can ask God himself and he won't agree with you that the Larry David look is better than a shaved head. You just have shit taste and probably dress like a toddler as well.
Maybe you should ask for new hair. Since you're bald.
Bald.
I'm not bald but I'm starting to think you're mentally ill. All of this seethe just because you have literally 0 taste on what looks good. Sheesh.
You're bald that's why you're coping about it now. All the bald comments got to you.
Bald? No. Superior taste? Yes. Just accept the fact that the Larry David haircut looks like shit and stop lying to people.
The Larry David cut is good because it weeds out superficial women.
You were bald when you started posting, and you'll still be bald when the thread dies.
You're bald.
If I were bald I'd know what to do, so that puts me a step or two above you and your Larry David haircut.
Luckily I'm not even bald so your seethe is all the more hilarious. All because you're the type of person who likely thinks fanny packs look cool.
It's okay bro, keep effort posting.
You're still bald.
If I was bald I'd still look better than you, as apparently you haven't the slightest fashion sense. But by all means keep telling me I'm the one coping when I'm actively enjoying not being as clueless on this as you are.
Hi you're still bald.
It's over.
I'm not bald but you're ugly and you want others to be as well. Lose your manboobs, shave your Larry David hair-stache and get a clue.
You're bald, keep cope posting.
Again, you're bald.
I legitimately don't have 1 bald man in my family or at least including my grandfather. Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald.
How am I wrong about the Larry David haircut? Why seethe so much at something so obvious?
>starts going over family tree
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
Holy shit dude, you're bald. Just let it go hahaha.
Try as you might, you won't get me to agree that the Larry David haircut is better than just shaving it off.
And I'm not bald but I'm fully convinced you're a balding guy who has a similar hairline to Larry David and took offense at my comments. Again, a higher than average hairline is ok, but when it gets to Larry's level you're pretty much fricked.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
You're bald anon. It's never been this over.
If I'm bald I'll shave it off, decide whether I'm ok with that look, and if I'm not, I'll get a hair system.
That being said? Yeah, Mr Proper > Larry David. Sorry not sorry.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
You're bald. Just stop anon.
You're bald.
But anon if I was bald I'd still be right, that's the part you're in denial about.
IF I go bald, I'd much prefer shaving it off than looking like Larry David.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
You're bald. I wanted to see how long you would keep going with me barely responding to you. I have just been putting out 0 effort posts.
You're bald.
I can't get into a defeatists' mindset. I've tried but I can't.
you're talking to a femanon, not a "defeatist"
Don't care. I'm not giving leeway to cargo shorts/Larry David shills.
I'm not sure what all these weird posts are, If I'm honest though have barely read anything you posted. I'm at work and thought you were funny.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
Btw, you're still bald.
>any person with a modicum of taste is bald
Hmm guess I am bald. You cracked the case anon, well done.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
I'm glad you finally admitted to it. You tried not to for the longest time.
You're bald.
I admit it bro I'm bald, you got me. Glad I didn't go the Larry David route.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
>I admit it bro I'm bald,
Why aren't you posting your paragraphs anymore? I guess I ruined it.
You're bald.
There's not much point in arguing with objectively mentally ill people. The best one could do is just agree and be on their merry way. So yes, I'm bald, Larry David's hairstyle is sexy, a beat up Volkswagen is better than a Ferrari.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
>I admit it bro I'm bald,
Can you make longer posts please, I'm reading them for real now.
You're bald.
I'm bald bro you won. Why you still replying? Surely you can't be that insecure about your Larry David hairline?
>bro
it's literally a woman you're replying to, she's been seething for hours
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
>I admit it bro I'm bald,
Yeah, that's better. Keep multi posting too.
You're bald.
You're right about one thing, bald men are super insecure and especially when they try to pull off the chad embrace.
The most insecure are the ones who take sketchy pills just to still have hair. If you ever disagree with their tactics they'll throw a fit to high heaven.
Imo, full head of natural hair > clean shaven> "chad embrace" > transplant/wig > fricking with pills.
Granted I'm not bald and I might be desperate enough to go the pill route if I get to that point. But all the slezecore shilling annoys me.
Mr Proper >>> Larry David
I'm back. I agree, you're insecure.
You're bald.
If I was born unfortunate looking like you, I would be. You gave up, and not only did you give up, it likely happened before you were even 40.
Please shill not showering in the next thread and how it's totally a cope but that real chads don't shower.
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
>I admit it bro I'm bald,
Thanks for multi posting.
You're bald.
>I'm a bald dude with the Larry David haircut but guess what, you're bald too!
Is this really the best bald men can come up with?
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
>I admit it bro I'm bald,
Can you please keep multi posting?
You're bald.
I admitted to being bald in order to see if you'd shut up but you can't. This is mental illnesses if I've ever seen it.
The truth is that I've got thick beautiful hair, the clean shaven look is significantly better than the Larry David look and if you weren't lazy you would have at least shaven yours off or gotten a wig if it makes you THAT insecure.
Regardless, more and more men have become redpilled on self improvement so you can keep seething into the void.
bald men are insecure enough to take troony pills to fix their hair, why do you think this thread got so many replies?
larry david types honestly get my respect for at least not caring, although I agree clean shaven is better aesthetically
>"Let's say hypothetically I am totally bald"
>And I'm not bald but
>If I'm bald
>IF I go bald,
>Hmm guess I am bald.
>I admit it bro I'm bald,
Thanks for posting paragraphs again.
You're bald.
You're welcome baldie
post breasts
>implying a woman would defend the Larry David hairstyle for hours on end
It's an insecure dude who gave up on his looks and wants other men to be screwed over too.
>the Larry David haircut looks like shit
Nah, Larry would look like a total tryhard gay if he shaved it all. It fits him.
It fits him because he's a dork, sure. But on average it's an inferior aesthetic.
Much better to shave it all off instead of leaving a weird horseshoe trace.
>It fits him because he's a dork, sure.
He is far more successful in business and life in general because and has fricked way more women than you will ever do, because he's a doer instead of a whiner like you.
Getting a haircut takes like several minutes
Frick you
You're lazy.
No I'm not, I'm a Chad embrace who doesn't give a frick unlike soiboys like you
>that millionaire over there, he's a loser for putting in the effort, I'm a chad embracer on the streets who doesn't give a frick!
This but unironically. The evolutionary advantages to not caring about petty shit make women wet. Seethe.
Yeah and I bet men not caring about being bald totally makes women wet too.
This but un fricking ironically, so sick of you groomgays shitty up these thread with your metrosexual antics. If you want to groom yourself fine but leave real MEN out of your womanly bullshit
Yeah and Larry can afford those minutes of relaxation, instead of shaving it every day in the hope that people will think it's a choice.
No it's not you dumb incel
>he's bald
>dick doesn't work either
It's over bros
>starts moaning about women
>uhhh YOUR dick doesn't work
Lmao ok incel
>multiple posts
>still no denial
I mean you admitted your dick doesn't work anymore seems like you're the incel. You're a bald incel dude lol.
I'm not the one who started crying about how evil women are lmao
Frick you
lmao
Laugh it up you little b***h, reality will hit soon enough
>faking posts since he got blown the frick out
Have a good day bald incel troony. Remember, YWNBAW.
You started crying about women here
>troony
Yeah, definitely a sexless incel lmao, enjoy neetdom
You started faking posts to cope. Just remember you couldn't handle the bants. Have a good day troony.
>faking posts
Wtf does that even mean lmao
What a schizo
>woman behavior
Ask me how I can tell you've never had sex
only a woman would care about going bald, you outed yourself
even if my kino peak went full larry david I would grow a mullet and rock it like that full trailer park style
The skullet in early Frasier episodes was comfy as frick. Not sure you can pull it off without being a big guy who wears suits, though.
just kiss already homosexuals
hair loss = high T
only a womanbrain would live in denial about that
It means unbalanced hormones. High T in comparison to other hormones, when it should be in balance, is dysgenic.
Someone finally posted the classic galaxy cope!
You being bald is genetic, you fricking bald loser. You know how many small weak b***hes go bald?
It's just more baldlet cope.
NTA but I like keeping my hair as short as possible so in the event I go bald I wouldn't care. It's a based look to me.
>have exact same build and life as younger brother
>he's covered in hair on his body and balding
>I look like I wax my body and have no sign of thinning
If that shit is down to some imperceptibly lower T-levels then I'm grateful for having lower levels. Frick having to shave your back and getting thin hair in your late 20s.
>I look like I wax my body
So you look like an effeminate twink? I don't envy you.
I'm content with looking like a bearded twink with luscious hair, instead of being a hairlet with disgusting back hair.
Have you managed to put it into use though? I know a bald guy who has seemingly a different gf every 2 months
It's not T, it's due to DHT and your hair follicles' sensitivity to it. Your brother is sensitive to DHT (causing increased body/facial hair and balding) while you aren't.
Not necessarily tied to high T, but testosterone is the culprit either way. There's a reason why women don't go bald or why taking estrogen reverses balding.
no thats cope. Our generation has the least T than any other generation and yet we're balding pudgy homosexuals. Its not normal for 20 year olds to go bald.
Reminder shaving is cucked. You must embrace
Most of these look like shit. Better to shave it in 99% of cases unless you're going for a sleazebag look.
I have the face of an angel, I'm gonna go for the sleazebag look
Even then you'd still probably look better if you got a haircut but good luck.
A widow's peak looks better than a shaved head, and, on mature men, arguably better than a full head of unruly hair.
No one on IST has seen a woman.
No one on IST has seen a man.
Pottery
>psoriasis outbreak on my forehead
>significant hair loss in the affected area
>get on medication
>get on rogaine
>start taking biotine supplements
>seeing actual results after a month
Dodged a fricking bullet frienderinos
Helpful reminder that Rogaine(minoxidil) also works orally and you can get pills with it pretty cheap. At least, it works for me. Which is great since putting that shit in my hair twice a day got old fast
>you look ridiculous, you should shave that off, grow a beard and hit the gym
t. Norwood 5 coper that shaved his head at 22, speaking to somebody with very slight recession that will probably not progress until they are 50
every time
If you have slight recession there's no need to shave. If it's starting to look like a monk, then you should definitely consider it.
As for this guy, he wouldn't look spectacular even with hair, sadly. Gingers are kind of fricked in 50% of cases.
more just trying to illustrate that it's always seething bald people giving hair fashion advice online.
They get FILTHY in threads like this online where rational people give advice to Anons about their mild hair loss and how to address that early (usually fin, diet, etc.)
>there's no need for that, women actually much prefer a masculine bald man!
>posts picture of Jason Statham again
>WHAT ABOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS!?! YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP YOUR HAIR
bald men make accounts on hair loss websites out of bitterness due to them being too slow to act, they will harass and gaslight people as a means of coping with their loss. It's pathetic
Sorry but I'll have to disagree. The "embrace" look is just inferior to a shaved look in 99% of cases.
that's an extreme late case though which most people would not reach until they are an age where appearance doesn't matter as much.
When I'm 75 and bald, I'll be wearing a hat and not giving a frick.
For people under 40 going bald, they should act immediately to stop or delay that because not doing so will create a massive obstacle in many avenues of your life.
the side effects of finasteride only affected a minuscule fraction of people who likely didn't mention some other variables.
low dose finasteride inhibits DHT production without causing any notable sides.
If you take dutasteride or even some of the herbal options, you'll probably troon out due to them being like 20x more potent.
I've been on finasteride for 7 years with 3 months off each year and have had no hair loss. I've also have a wife and 2 kids now. If I didn't act, I would be a bald virgin, obsessively coping online and staring at picture of Jason Statham convincing myself it's okay.
>the side effects of finasteride only affected a minuscule fraction of people
If I've seen posts about it on this site on top of everywhere else, then it's not as rare as you're making it out to be.
>I've also have a wife and 2 kids
And you probably postponed taking it when you were planning to have kids. Ashton Kutcher did, which in retrospect was smart. The long term effects aren't known because men haven't been taking fin long enough.
There's plenty of bald men with offspring so that in itself isn't an excuse. If you take fin, it means you have bald genetics too so your kid will likely have them as well.
>The long term effects aren't known because men haven't been taking fin long enough.
it's been around for like 3 decades so the long terms have been pretty well observed. I don't think anybody should take finasteride as a lone silver bullet, when you take any medication, especially long term, you need to also be willing to improve your life style. Also take tests every now and then see observe any vit deficiencies.
>If you take fin, it means you have bald genetics too so your kid will likely have them as well.
Already, we are finally starting to see the stigma of treating hair loss be reduced. I hope that new treatments become available to cure hair loss in the future but I'm guessing there is a lot of seething baldies in the medical industry desperately trying to shut down research
If hair loss was cured tomorrow you'd still see people shaving on purpose because it's a style in itself, anon.
Just because you became insecure over your hair loss doesn't mean there aren't people who don't enjoy that look.
>If hair loss was cured tomorrow you'd still see people shaving on purpose because it's a style in itself, anon.
Not white people. Maybe in other cultures but never in mine has a fully shaved head been considered a "style", it's a symptom and I guarantee you that if there was a single pill that restored all of your hairloss permanently, you would probably never see a bald person ever again.
>Just because you became insecure over your hair loss doesn't mean there aren't people who don't enjoy that look.
Insane cope.
>I don't like it's impossible others do
Dunno what to tell you anon. People's tastes differ.
>3 months off each year
how does this affect your hair? been on fin for 2.5 years and don't ever miss more than a day or two at a time. do you go through a big shed and then regrow it back when you get back on it?
>do you go through a big shed and then regrow it back when you get back on it?
not really, I only recall one time where I began shedding but that was when I was on fin. That recovered about 2 months after, I think that was stress related.
I had thinning, not MPB so my case might be different to most. Take at least a month off every now and then or the drug will just become part of your system and probably lose it's effects
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>just chemically castrate yourself with finasteride
Yeah, nah.
>bank sperm
>then start treatment for baldness
>grow hair
>meet woman
>can still have children with IVF
>PROFIT
>can't have sex
Bald dude here and I don't really have a dog in this but I've never told anyone not to get a transplant or take fin. If it makes them feel better that's cool.
I kind of lucked out that in my country a lot of people shave on purpose anyway and have never had issues with women in general. If I was blonde I'd probably want to keep it though.
real talk
if I had dark hair I wouldn't worry about going bald
What country do most people shave their head on purpose? When I googled baldest countries it says Czech Republic.
Not gonna elaborate but yeah, your suggestion is warmer than it's cold.
Long hair is basically considered feminine. I had it in high school and was picked on but started shaving somewhere in late HS and got used to it. Nowadays people aren't as critical of long hair but buzzcuts are still more popular among the "macho" crowd.
Oh, you're full of shit. No one is afraid to post country unless it's some 3rd world shithole. You should have just lied and picked one.
i dont understand how, but neck beards look even worse than regular beards
Beards are kind of shit in general. They're propagated by the same people who think Larry David's look is good.
They always looked shit, but then they got associated with fat atheist autists.
Anyways bald men always grow beards, subconsciously they know not having hair looks weird.
we should live in a society where a man can feel confident in his hairline.
It used to be like this.
Depends on the cut. Hell, I see people WITH hair who look too sleazy all the time.
based embrace
jimmi simpsons?
Left + right's moustache would be the best option. Charles Bronson look.
Anon was arguing that men should be as ugly as possible and then he started crying about women to no surprise
they said woman behavior and caused a mega seethe
that actually has to be a fricking woman holy shit kek
no dude would be that rattled
t. incel
wait are you the same poster? are you actually a woman?
i laughed my ass off reading all of that, i'm drunk as frick mate
The weird thing about thinning hair is that I don't think thinning hair looks bad on most other males but on myself I just can't stand the look.
I think we should all remember that the look that represents and shows self-love is the one that looks best to other people (if they're not heartless dicks that think they'll be young forever). Comb-overs don't fool anyone and I think it looks like shit because of the dishonesty (like the Asian dude from Tested). Noone likes to be lied to and I consider hair-systems, paint-sprays and other tricks to be lies that should be avoided.
And If your hairline is on the run and you're left with just a pathetic peach fuzz patch above your 5head like the one AI guy, please shave that little patch off. I can't focus on one word from him while he makes me ignore that shit instead of taking care of it himself.
Never shaving, never growing a beard.
random chuds pestering other men about shaving their head is more annoying than actual balding
just because joe rogan tells the chuddies what to think
He’s literally me fr
taking medication for hair shit is the definition of vanity. you become a slave to pharmaceuticals because if you stop it all disappears. embrace your natural self and be happier for it, if someone is vain enough to have a problem with that then they weren't worth talking to in the first place.
It's female behavior but in modern times the roles have all but been reversed. I know women who are better businessmen than a lot of men are, but they struggle to find a partner and men who have the vanity of women but struggle with the same. The world is weird.
>taking medication for hair shit is the definition of vanity.
bald people usually grow beards and hit the gym to compensate for their loss. Seems pretty vain to me.
We have showers and dress appropriately before presenting publicly, is this vain behaviour?
>you become a slave to pharmaceuticals because if you stop it all disappears
I pay the equivalent of $3USD per month for generic finasteride
Taking a shower or exercising have health benefits. Taking drugs like fin can be potentially dangerous.
It's a waste of time to argue with them. I once heard a balding guy says it's feminine to brush your hair haha.
>open thread
>full of bald rage
SHAVE IT OFF BRO! They're trying to grow their numbers like zombies. Thank god my mothers side had good hair.
>tfw didn't even get laid until I was already well on my way to a Norwood 3
this thread is hilarious
>be 41
>full head of salt n pepper hair
I’d trade it for an extra 3”
Why do people keep bringing up Larry David every bald thread? This thread wasn't about that level of balding, the OP was Henry Cavill.
Why are bald guys like this?
There's this "chad embrace" meme that people made as a joke but some think it's a legitimately good look
Yeah but why do bald guys keep freaking out like in this thread? No one was even originally talking about Larry David.
Larry David is like 75, and people saying to shave your head if you look like Henry Cavill. I don't fricking get it.
Cause the chad embrace meme is coping bullshit.
>just shave it off bro
Correct. Also if you have ZZ top style beards shave that shit too. In 99% of cases it doesn't look good.
Okay but why do you guys keep bringing it up for men who are just starting to lose hair. Again Larry David is fricking 75. Are you guys that fricking bald where you already did the full shave?
I just literally don't understand where this comes from.
No one is telling Cavill to shave it off. I was addressing the ridiculous notion that the Larry David cut would be superior to a full shave. If Cavill shaved his head instead of having a Larry cut he'd still look better btw.
Yeah, but you're just lying now. No one was talking about Larry David until the bald guys found the thread.
Henry Cavill wouldn't look better, I didn't realise you were one of the bald guys that brought up Larry David.
Not everyone has the Larry David like you guys and needs to shave it off.
>you're just lying right now
Right. Well anon you have autism. It is what it is.
You guys brought up Larry David because you look like him. The only difference is you shaved your head. That's sad.
The rest of us that have our hair shant be shaving it if we start to lose it. Sorry.
It's incredible to what lengths you'll go to defend a shittier hairstyle.
I don't defend it though? Are you bald guys okay?
Larry David types probably should shave it. Does that make you feel better?
You still gave no explanation for why he was brought up. No one that looks like Cavill should shave their head just because you guys are insecure.
>Larry David types probably should shave it.
Absolutely.
>Does that make you feel better?
Yup.
Want to move on to different aspects of appearance now? Like how you shouldn't wear ill fitting suits like Henry does?
Can we instead talk about why you guys brought up Larry David in a Henry Cavill thread? The whole thread was derailed because insecure men think all stages of hair loss are the same as their own.
You already conceded on the Larry David topic. In the meantime I suggest going over to IST and getting some fashion advice.
Okay so are you just going to dodge the question? Why won't you answer?
Larry David was brought up because you guys are insecure and want more men to shave their head. That's the answer isn't it?
Not all hair recession is as lite as that of Henry Cavill, I don't know why that even needs to be said.
It needed to be said because of the reasons I listed, people bringing up Larry David out of the blue to have the conversation about everyone needing to shave their head.
If you read the thread you'll see how weird it was, I showed up late and I found it fricking strange.
I feel for people that lose their hair but that's not the way. Most of us would have to go very bald to consider shaving it all off.
Not everyone, no. But if you're Larry David, consider shaving it off (or getting a transplant or whatever else)
I agree. The rest of us are all not bald like you guys though so please stop telling everyone to shave it off. I'm 30 and have barely lost any hairline. I already found the one I'm going to marry anyway so I don't fricking care regardless.
No one is telling people with hair to shave it off moron. We're talking about people who have lost most of theirs and still hang on to some small bird's nest for no reason.
That's hardly anyone. Stop telling people to shave it you insecure homosexual. Bringing up Larry David screams insecurity.
Anyways that's all I wanted to say, keep it cheesy.
You're insecure too, everyone here is. And that's kind of the point. If you're balding you'd be better off shaving it than rocking a Larry David, and thus becoming less insecure.
The other option is to get a transplant, hop on fin or whatever else.
I mean I in no way posted anything insecure. You guys continuously brought up Larry David, in fact you're still doing it. What other kind of person would even be thinking about this?
Anyways just because you shaved it off doesn't make you no longer insecure, as evidenced by this thread. The bald guys who aren't insecure obviously wouldn't be posting all this weird shit in this thread, or even hairline watching some actor.
Anyways that's my lost post for real, everyone took this shit too seriously. You can have the last word I'm gonna pass out.
Listen moron, the Larry David look sucks ass. If you want to follow that model instead of shaving it off and looking more presentable, that's on you. I'm not bald and for the time being it doesn't seem that I will be.
This is basic advice to people who are clueless on appearance because many are. If you insist on wearing poo on your head instead of hair that's fine with me.
>people saying to shave your head if you look like Henry Cavill. I don't fricking get it.
For Cavill to have a normal hairline, his hairline should be at the red line I've made on OP's picture. If your hairline isn't at the red line in 2024, you should shave your head every few days.
The blue line shows how long the fringe of his hair needs to be in order to have a trendy 2024 hair style. Cavill needs to grow his hair longer in the front, at the very least, provided that it won't look too thin due to his hairline deficiency.
the only people who have hairlines like that at cavills age are american indians or guatemalans
Or Iranians.
i have a hairline like that at 42, but i'm on fin and oral min
i don't understand why everybody in this thread is fighting. it only takes two seconds to take those pills and your hair becomes perfect. why not just do that? i got both pills online easily and didn't have to see a doctor or anything like that.
most normal people would rather be bald than have a 3% chance or whatever it is of chemical castration and no more boners .
Its some medication that fricks with your hormone homeostatis and you pay a monthly fee
I've been putting it off I'm in Canada and I think you have to see your doctor first.
I'm not risking permanent sexual impotence. If I ever go bald which is unlikely I'll just get a wig if it bothers me that much.
frick a wig, I'd just rock it
Wearing a wig is gayer than looking like Larry David. Where do you fricking zesty homos come from?
If I'm that insecure about being bald that's a better option to me than potentially fricking myself over with drugs that CAN make you functionally gay.
It's not a better option, they're both fricking gay as hell. If you're thinking about wigs you can give up on calling other people gay.
If a little chemical boi makes your peepee soft, your genes are shit and you don't deserve to breed.
HOLY FRICK LOL! This level of fricking bald cope!
Is this the new green line meme? You guys must be full 100% bald to compare Cavill to David. This is crazy fricking pathetic.
t. high hairline haver
high hairlines are kino if handsome. Tiktok zoomer perm haver detected
You have no hair and you must scream.
nice title of your memoir
I'm not bald, but I like bringing up Larry David and Jude Law because they make hairlets seethe like crazy.
Zoomer here, thanks for the laughs guys.
I hope I'm not one day a balding freak screaming over what different levels of bald are better.
I used to make fun of baldies until it happened to me in my late 20s. It does suck but you get used to it and stop giving a frick. Getting a cancer scare made me a lot more concerned but it turned out to be nothing.
My family doesn't have the bald genetics and for the younger people that do hopefully they solve it by then.
They don't need to. It happens randomly, although having bald family members increases the risk.
The only way to completely root it out is to invent a magic pill basically. Or permanent gene modification which will happen eventually anyway. Designer babies are soon to become a thing, in fact.
No it's genetic, everything else is baldy cope. Anyways even if I do lose it one day I'd be more worried over becoming like someone in this thread.
Sadly it can happen to anyone
I'm bald and threads like this make me feel better about myself because I see how insecure most men are whereas I not only like my look but others do too
If that's true you're a king compared to all of the bald homosexuals in this thread. I still don't want to lose mine though and I hope they solve the problem for future gens.
Is balding really so bad? None of the men in my family go past Norwood 2 so I don't know. I think I'd be more concerned with my wiener no longer working or my joints giving out. It seems like the least punishing part of getting old.
he ain't bald, yet. he probably has enough money to never truly go bald unless he wanted to
woman thread
>let us see the negative side of x
nah, mang. I'm good
For me its this bald style
This dude unironically pulls off being bald.
every man can pull off being bald, not even memeing
I can't but I guess I'm not a man.
if you take troony pills like fin/min you're not a man
no, I'm not delusional
fin.
fin fin fin fin fin
JUST DO IT
JUST DO FIN
FIN
oK?
i'd rather be larry david than risk my dick not working
He makes me proud to be balding too 🙂
Bald Henry would still mog everyone I've seen post their pic here over the years. Although he'd probably get hand mogged too.
He’s worth several million, he could just get a transplant.
he may not have enough overall density to have a meaningful transplant. roid guys tend to have both patterned and diffused hair loss
He got a transplant and still gives off incel energy
>we're at a point in society where men obsess and are more insecure about their looks than women
It's over. The superior sex won.
They've always been the superior sex. It's cope to suggest otherwise. Pretty much all wars are fought over women, they have more options in terms of dating, can get preggers even without the aid of a man, etc.
with all due respect, you are such a fantastic moron
People on fin/min are so insecure about those who opted out of it it's unreal
I have a full head and the hairdresser lady always compliments my hair but on other hand I have same facial hair I had in middle school which is just embarrassing and pretty much no body hair. I'd trade bald head for these.
I've got the same exact hairline. Bothers the shit out of me and looks moronic buzzed.
You incels aren't old enough to remember, but men who had widows peaks back in the day were seen as virile. Look at superman from the comics in the 50's and 60's. Action stars in the 60's and 80's. The problem is that modern incels lack so much in social skills, personalities, and character, that they base their entire masculine identity on how women perceive them and how theyook aesthetically. Before, this used to be the realm of women. Ask your mother's generation: if a man was overly concerned with his appearance, it was usually seen as a sign of effeminacy. Now this isn't all inceldom and entitlement's fault: it is true that women's standards have raised to an unrealistic level and it has become common practice to humiliate every single male in order to flex their feminine ego, but modern zoomers and basedllennials are so effete, gay and weak, with no real struggles in their lives, that the opinion of some bimbo he doesnt know is more important to him then anything. Thus, you get posts like OP: a man so obsessed with looks, with appearance, that he blames his entire reproductive failures on hair- if he has hair (something he did nothing to accomplish) he will use it to belittle those who are bald in order to feel superior to them - thus saving his fragile insecure little ego from the truth be it temporarily on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Or, if he is balding, seeing a man with a widow's peak who doesn't care triggers him, because in his deluded brain, a man is nothing if he does not have hair, to the point of delusion of even disparaging Henry Cavill for it, because he lacks the fundamental pathetic insecurities and fear OP has. Effeminate, insecure, teenage girl behavior from a sexless virgin. Truly, these posts are the worst on this board.
Just shave it off, it doesn't look good trust me.
>normal 40 year old widows peak
>OH MY GOD HE'S BALDING JUST SHAVE IT OFF
why are cavilhaters like this?
They want everyone to have a bald head like them. Also they can't stand they're not handsome and would look shit no matter how much hair they have.
Lmao, no one said this even once. We were taking about genuinely bald dudes and how the shaved look is better than a monk or Larry David.
I'm not bald myself but I don't want for bald anons to get fricked over and fall for the "chad embrace" nonsense. That's not even scratching the surface on what fashion mistakes men have.
Why does this homosexual keep bring up fashion? I thought baldies weren't vain???
Because a clean shaven look is superior? Duh. I am vain, most people are. Not bald yet but if I do get bald I'll likely either shave or get a transplant or wig.
>or wig.
Based.
It's because they're miserable and they lost it all. Whenever these threads happen they always bring up Larry David and sperg out. They're totally not bald though guys!
No matter how much you samegay, a properly shaved head is more uniform and presentable than your hobo chad embrace. Sorry you went bald and are too lazy to get a straight razor.
>open Henry Cavill thread
is everyone on IST 40 year old balding virgins? i thought that was a meme
Yeah and the Larry David hairstyle anons get particularly mad when you point out their haircut is the worst of 2 worlds. But they won't bother shaving it off which takes 2 minutes.
why are people defending larry davids hair? is this another hair treatment finn shill thread? is everyone on IST bald now?
Because they're lazy anon. And they want others to be like them instead of shaving that shit off in 2 minutes.
i wonder how many hair marketers are on this site now that all of the millenials are losing their hair? if i start seeing ads for it i'm gonna seethe, so many sites are non stop hair and dick ads
post breasts
Can this thread fricking die soon it's the most autistic thing in the catalogue
I don't know how this dude was ever considered attractive with a hairline like that
His hairline is high, but overall it's fine. It makes people with Larry David's hairline seethe.
baldness is honestly hot, there's something rugged about it