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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao. he even wears a chain like a zoomer. jesus christ. can he just come out of the closet already and embrace being gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wearing a chain isn't some new zoomer thing you fukin moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a new zoomer thing. They ALL have it, the Black person look is in. You are 100% zoomer if you wear a chain now

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chains have been a staple of millennial wiggerdom for a long time. Think Eminem. If anything, it's making a comeback with zoomers, rather than being an emerging trend.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's insane how much hate zoomers get for doing things millennials embraced first.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              how cringe would it be to wear a chain as a 34 year old blue collar worker?
              I see other dudes wearing them and think it looks silly and gay but then they have hot b***hes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wear a chain because my granddad made it for me
                Your online aneurysms change nothing, gay

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some millenials were wiggers but all zoomers are wiggers see the difference

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek hilarious to see millennials get shat on and painted with a broad brush by boomers then IMMEDIATELY turn around and do the same shit to gen z. Something in your head changes when you turn 25 and you become a know it all bitter c**t

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with wearing a chain? Zoomer or not it's fashionable which also elevates you

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wearing chains and earrings and any other israeliteelry as a man will always be the most gaygiest shit ever, I don't care if it increases your chance of getting pussy from impressionable zoomer girls. its still gay.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          fragile masculine lmao cuck. Its just a chain homie. Jotaro wears earrings.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fragile masculine
            Go back, Black person.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick is Jotaro? Is that some zoomer Black person athelete?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jojo is homocore.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my le heckin masculine anime protag
            hello troony

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Idc if it gets you more pussy, it's still gay
          Okay so you're literally moronic, got it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets no pussy
          Lol.lmao at this guy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wear a metal scapular, is that gay too?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            catholics are gay as frick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worrying about what other men do with their appearance is more gay. You prefer them to look a certain way that pleases you huh gay boy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          thought I was the only one who was like this. I hate it on women too though. All israeliteelry sucks. Even seeing someone just holding it makes me repulsed.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok robot

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            same. i feel the same way looking at boogers.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only wear a watch. I get pussy. israeliteely is fricking gay

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          jewelry is literally israeli

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          dangerously based, look at all these seethe replies from dudes who wear israeliteelry. kek, guess nobody told em that shit is for women.

          fragile masculine lmao cuck. Its just a chain homie. Jotaro wears earrings.

          >Idc if it gets you more pussy, it's still gay
          Okay so you're literally moronic, got it

          >gets no pussy
          Lol.lmao at this guy

          I wear a metal scapular, is that gay too?

          Worrying about what other men do with their appearance is more gay. You prefer them to look a certain way that pleases you huh gay boy

          watch these gays get their earrings ripped out and choked with their gay ass chains in a streetfight lmao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound poor and ugly. No accomplished man like brian is gonna get caught in your shitty low class venues.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brokegay, the post

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >streetfight
            A streetfight on 4chuddit. Again. Not a single peaceful night here.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't wear it cause i dont like the feeling of metal on my skin. also i think it looks odd on me

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gay and guys wearing israeliteelry activates my gaydar immediatly. This anon is correct.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          WTF why did so many homosexuals get triggered by this, don't tell me you actually wear israeliteelery as a man

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          insecure beta

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Silver Chain of Reckless Desire:
          >+4 to the Pussy Slayer attribute
          >+5% chance of Homosexual Thoughts triggering whenever Erection is activated
          >-3 Respect with the Boomer faction

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wearing chains and earrings and any other israeliteelry as a man will always be the most gaygiest shit ever
          OOOOOH, WATCH IT CHRISSY

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No disrespect, of couhse, just breakin' balls

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re a closet case, bro. And I don’t even like israeliteelry.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Chains are back in fashion cos 'y2k is back!'.
          I guese scifi was wrong, we don't get new fashion, just literal repeats on all the worst shit (talking bout you, mullet, moustache, mum jean wearers).

          lmao. he even wears a chain like a zoomer. jesus christ. can he just come out of the closet already and embrace being gay

          I love the seethe from the zoomies. I bet they wear dangly cross earings like George Michael too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No man ever wears a chain or has piercings
        If you ever get into a fight, as you should if you're a man, a chain can be used to strangle you and your piercings will be torn out
        Leave it to the holes, pussy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My little brother wears a chain and I always call him a wigger for it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      my face: ugly, acne, scarred
      my neck: lean, thick, muscular
      why wouldnt i wear a chain? it takes attention away from my face and draws in to my neck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer calls other anons zoomers
      many such cases

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITS NOT A CHAIN ITS A HEART RATE MONITOR AND SPO2 SENSOR

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobey looks awful these days

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman 3 era Tobey mogs

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is 100% going to be outted as a massive pedo eventually, right? It's one thing to try and look young, but he's actively dressing like a teenager.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outted as a massive pedo eventually, right?
      he certainly has that chomosexual psycho look. mfer gonna get booked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon every man on this earth wants to frick teenage girls, it's time to accept it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're just gonna walk around admitting that about yourself, huh?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If a hot 18 year old wanted to frick you, you would just say "no thanks?". Stop the act homosexual.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I don't like old hags

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weirdo

          go be a degenerate Black person somewhere else

          >bitter morons who got married to an old run-through landwhale

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good post. I got married to someone my age (35) last year, who so happened to also match my values completely and is not some run-out, intolerable older woman like many here bemoan about (for sure many women are like that, no question; this society is pretty crushing).

          Before I met her, I was like other anons on here idealizing younger girls. I went on a few dates with 19-22 year olds and they were nice and super attractive, but just that depth wasn't there I was looking for. I did not want to frick them at all because it's not what I was seeking. I was seeking someone to match me.

          I'm pretty sure a lot of the talk about younger women (girls) is just a projection of jadedness from older anons. It's a mix of the reality of the situation (single girls late 20s and 30s are largely messed up, and they likely are too, to a degree) and life/society not being conducive to giving them what was normal throughout most of human history and providing them with a mate when they were both younger.

          >we are not called upon by God to act this way

          Appreciate you for bringing God in here. It's needed sometimes as a reminder and to cut through the jadednesses/being stuck in projections.

          https://i.imgur.com/ubpNKNB.jpg

          I bet you get a lot of weird looks from people when you open your mouth.

          I heard IST was a gay board, now it’s confirmed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weirdo

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Rabbit told me it's problematic if I don't go after washed-up 36 year old puss.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And is this "Rabbit" in the room with us right now?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        go be a degenerate Black person somewhere else

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving in to base desires
        Look, I understand what you're saying, and the anons with the sassy replies are being disingenuous. Having said that, we are not called upon by God to act in this way. I went to my gfs family's Thanksgiving last week and talked to one of her teenage girl cousins who is 17 and attractive, despite having mild acne. I was struck by how childlike she was. It's like I had forgotten that teenagers are children or that there is a reason for age of consent laws.
        >but all women are children
        Being emotional is not what I am talking about. 17 year old girls are actually idiotic children beyond reproach. You debase yourself by indulging fantasies of a sexual nature with such people

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good post. I got married to someone my age (35) last year, who so happened to also match my values completely and is not some run-out, intolerable older woman like many here bemoan about (for sure many women are like that, no question; this society is pretty crushing).

          Before I met her, I was like other anons on here idealizing younger girls. I went on a few dates with 19-22 year olds and they were nice and super attractive, but just that depth wasn't there I was looking for. I did not want to frick them at all because it's not what I was seeking. I was seeking someone to match me.

          I'm pretty sure a lot of the talk about younger women (girls) is just a projection of jadedness from older anons. It's a mix of the reality of the situation (single girls late 20s and 30s are largely messed up, and they likely are too, to a degree) and life/society not being conducive to giving them what was normal throughout most of human history and providing them with a mate when they were both younger.

          >we are not called upon by God to act this way

          Appreciate you for bringing God in here. It's needed sometimes as a reminder and to cut through the jadednesses/being stuck in projections.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Started dating again at 30. Any girl below the age of 25 was absolutely insufferable

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it really is. we’re talking girls who have little to no life/dating experience. they’re bound to frick up and lack accountability and be non-committal

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. Started dating again at 30. Any girl below the age of 25 was absolutely insufferable

              Self admitted cucks.
              They are only attracted to women who are used and low value

              Cope

              [...]
              It's actually the opposite, the older women get, the more mentally insane they become and the more likely they are to break up with you

              This

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >life/dating experience
              Cute euphemism for being ran through bawds, no thanks

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t want a girl unless she’s been cum in by other men and has wrinkles on her face

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              these replies are written by roastis. no man can be this much of a homosexual.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

            it really is. we’re talking girls who have little to no life/dating experience. they’re bound to frick up and lack accountability and be non-committal

            It's actually the opposite, the older women get, the more mentally insane they become and the more likely they are to break up with you

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we are not called upon by God to act in this way
          Mary was 14 when she became pregnant with Jesus

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said have sex with, not involve yourself in their gay lives u dumb beta

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I said anything about getting involved in their lives
            I am specifically talking about wanting to frick sexually mature 16 year olds moron. Read my post again

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you get a lot of weird looks from people when you open your mouth.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women begin to lose their looks and fertility after 18, they peak around 16.
        Men denying themselves this for uglier, less fertile, prostituted out women.
        (You won’t find a virgin older than 21)
        Are coping because they are of lesser stock, and only feel confident around the lesser women.
        The personality of a women doesn’t matter, if she is sweet and good inside, that will reflect on the outside

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only chuds care about virginity because it's easier to blame the unattainable dealbreakers than your own skill. You just don't get it.
          The entire online red pill philisophy is a massive cope for the unfortunate bunch who don't _just_ get it.
          Looks/youth-maxxing is another massive cope, meanwhile millions of dyels and oldgays get women because they _just_ get it.

          >he has this picture saved on his phone
          n g m i

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound ugly. Many people looksmax and gymmax for aesthetics. And Anyone can get laid.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You sound ugly
              I am. Luckily I just get it.
              >Many people looksmax and gymmax for aesthetics
              Yeah, many people are gay.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are built for big ethnic wieners

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Keep taking chadjeet wiener tyrone coxk and chads wiener up your ass.

                [...]
                homosexual sissy cuck white boys like you take chadjeet wiener tyrone wiener and chads wiener up your ass.

                No, just a regular guy.
                Self employed, have friends, love my family.
                Just ol fashioned.
                Enjoy your used up old vag tho anon

                Chuds hate being exposed. Enjoy your virgin tradwife (in anime of course).

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you are still a homosexual.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only chuds care about virginity because it's easier to blame the unattainable dealbreakers than your own skill. You just don't get it.
                The entire online red pill philisophy is a massive cope for the unfortunate bunch who don't _just_ get it.
                Looks/youth-maxxing is another massive cope, meanwhile millions of dyels and oldgays get women because they _just_ get it.

                >he has this picture saved on his phone
                n g m i

                Keep taking chadjeet wiener tyrone coxk and chads wiener up your ass.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roasties are beneath me, it’s that simple
            You don’t have self respect

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, another supreme gentleman with no self-awareness

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, just a regular guy.
                Self employed, have friends, love my family.
                Just ol fashioned.
                Enjoy your used up old vag tho anon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You sound ugly
            I am. Luckily I just get it.
            >Many people looksmax and gymmax for aesthetics
            Yeah, many people are gay.

            homosexual sissy cuck white boys like you take chadjeet wiener tyrone wiener and chads wiener up your ass.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Only gays and liars aren't attracted to tee age girls.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes people want to deny basic biology. Humans evolved to find the most fertile women attractive and that women who just went through puberty.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        teens are prime women, old hags can seethe all they want, if you want brains you go for your friends (male)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see it too bro
      this homie gives me the heebie jeebies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's white so yeah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still dress the same as I did as a teenager and I'm 26, frick man I just want to keep my youth within my grasp, please stop.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >least autistic and creepy white man

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first day of junior high #newkid

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys, being mean to people, even if its on the internet in a place you can't see, is bad. Sure he's silly when he says he looks like a teenage but don't you guys have something inspiring to do or think about? I hope you guys find something inspiring to focus on in the future.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sup Bryan

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hair shooped.
    This is a waste of time. Only this gay-ass forum could pay attention to this homosexual.
    Embarrassing as usual, /fit.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys im all about health and longevity
    >Has tattoos
    Lmao, homie literally clogged his lymphatic cells and permanently lowered his immunity. Longevity my ass

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he’s already done fat transfers, and sculptra..
    he can’t possibly do anything else to make his face look younger, right?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes,increasing his water retention,taking more sodium for example,less wrinkles,puffier look,younger.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t sound healthy tho

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude looks freaky.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like BAP

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol, this tat for the molecule of some psychedelic explains a lot. This guy got connor murphyied

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly sure that's dopamine and its extremely cringe
      My friend got one when he turned 18 and has been talking about getting it covered up ever since.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can any chemgays ID? DMT or some other tryptamine, maybe?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Semen molecule
        I know because I'm thinking of getting the same tat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/U1hrStC.jpg

        lol, this tat for the molecule of some psychedelic explains a lot. This guy got connor murphyied

        Hard to tell because the quality is shit, but it looks like 5-MeO-7-TMT.

        There are a million psychoactive tryptamines out there. It looks like that structure if he colored the nitrogens and the oxygen differently so they’d appear lighter. The 5-, 7- substitution pattern on the indole core is odd too. It’s a deep cut if it’s the above.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly sure that's dopamine and its extremely cringe
      My friend got one when he turned 18 and has been talking about getting it covered up ever since.

      Can any chemgays ID? DMT or some other tryptamine, maybe?

      Nah, not a psychedelic, the structure is too simple. It’s not dopamine either, wrong chemical groups.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        some psychedelics have a relatively simple molecule

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's always a little irksome to see tattoo's like that because that's not how chemical compounds look irl. It's a dumbed down version.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly sure that's dopamine and its extremely cringe
      My friend got one when he turned 18 and has been talking about getting it covered up ever since.

      [...]
      [...]
      Nah, not a psychedelic, the structure is too simple. It’s not dopamine either, wrong chemical groups.

      https://i.imgur.com/ePy2dH1.png

      [...]

      Hard to tell because the quality is shit, but it looks like 5-MeO-7-TMT.

      There are a million psychoactive tryptamines out there. It looks like that structure if he colored the nitrogens and the oxygen differently so they’d appear lighter. The 5-, 7- substitution pattern on the indole core is odd too. It’s a deep cut if it’s the above.

      >literally seratonin
      Jesus I thought I was dumb

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought I was dumb
        The diagrams aren't the same you oblivious chimp

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xap86GQ.png

      https://i.imgur.com/B1CcKeu.jpg

      Here's that fetus I was planning to devour in a Canaanite sacrificial rite

      reminds me of that old Howard Stern episode where Ronnie is bragging about his doctor telling him he has the prostate of a 30-year old.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patrick Gayman

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If wasn't for the face ot somehow would slightly remember a zoomer. What is aging up him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he started reversing aging in his 40s, he treated his boy like shit until then

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the chemical

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe 5 methoxy dimethyltryptamine ?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Data?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like an old Tobey Maguire.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is weird. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to look youthful. But he should still dress and style himself his age. He should try to look like someone in their 30’s, not an 18 year old. It doesn’t matter how good his anti-aging protocol is he doesn’t look like a teenager and never will.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes 46. He can pass for late 30s imo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will never pass and good lighting doesn’t follow you around

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He still looks like an ugly dyke. I'd rather age into a man with grace than trooning out into whatever this is.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s impressive what this guy is doing. Some of the stuff he does won’t show right away. It’s probably like a hobby for him. It’s not like we’re only allowed to select hobbies from the «activities for normies» list. You can polish stones as a hobby.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the seething from brown manlets mad they got called on their homosexual chains
    god damn indians were a mistake

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks uncanny. It doesn't matter how much he does, you can still tell from his face he's not young. Do he really think humans, who are instinctually amazing at recognizing faces, wouldn't notice?

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the eyebag, skin texture and weird ass haircut gave away the teenager cosplay

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point if you aren't bryanpilled you are doing yourself a major disservice

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ve just noticed he is an ugly version of Alain Delon,he was prob genetically close to being handsome

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah sure you "just noticed", as if you aren't obsessing over sexy men all day you closeted gay

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chill Brian,you are handsome and look 18yo

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone shop the zoomer broccoli haircut on him? I want to see if that'll actually make him look younger.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually think the zoomer hair helps, he's still uncannily shiny though.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brian is paying 2 million dollars a year to look like a lesbian

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would accept it if someone told me he was in his mid to late 20s and also accept it if someone told me 40s. Hybrid man.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a 50yo grandma

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like something out of galaxy quest

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be clear to everyone and I am too lazy to read the thread, his biomarkers are at the levels of an 18YO - not his physical body.

    He did the same thing for his father in his 70s and got him down to 40s or 50s or something

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has become that Steve Buscemi meme

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks 38

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    72932327
    (u)

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the guy that uses his son as a blood bag, right? Definitely a satanic pedo.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hes doing pretty good lets see how much further he can push it

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the guy that listened to Linkin Park In The End 1 billion times right?

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he balding? what about that hairstyle

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you ever look at someone and just feel really bad for them? Like a punch in the guy of real, painful sadness? God fricking hell I can't imagine a worser fate than being this guy.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's that fetus I was planning to devour in a Canaanite sacrificial rite

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed it or feed it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      /who/

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    elliot pagemaxxing

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this vampire spiritually female? basically dolly parton's dusty ass dressing like a complete prostitute

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