>heres your anti aging guru, bro

>heres your anti aging guru, bro

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even millions of dollars can stop the norwood reaper, white men are fricking cursed

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT!!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this young boy that you posted he looks not a day over 7 pushing 8 years of age

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      at this rate he's going to have the complexion of a fetus

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the penis of one.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and boogie outlives him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollie pollie

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and both him and boogie die this year

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROLLING

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based killer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's done.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pwCAXAO.jpg

      ROLLING

      Based killer

      It's done.

      quints and boogie outlives all of IST, gets into shape, and marries his cute ginger gf.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the vegan hair for you.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses Science to determine the perfect human diet
    >turns out to be...
    >70lb of vegetables per month
    how can /"fit"/ carnists cope?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it shot like a horror film? You could edit a horror score onto this and it would be pretty frickin scary

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the 50 pills he takes DAILY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll drink 1 (one) cup of coffee

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*science*~~
      >just falls for dietary memes and then requires millions of dollars of medical intervention and blood transfusions from his son

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has to do trt because he doesn't consume enough precursors of testosterone to make it on his own.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Guys vegan diet is perfect for humans! Just look at me, my test other biomarkers is in optimal range!
        >btw Im on trt and about 100 pills a day
        dude is gay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has he done plastic surgery? There is some uncanny look to him.

          >dude is gay
          He has a husband so literally, yes.

          I think he thinks too much in absolutes as there just is so much we don't know about human biology, nobody has the faintest clue what the "perfect" diet is hence all the conflicting information. If he lives to be a centennial, maybe then there is something to what he is doing but we shall see.

          I also wonder at what point the stress of such obsessive minmaxing outweights the benefit of the "perfect" lifestyle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ubF6A2g.png

      >heres your anti aging guru, bro

      He will switch to carnivore in exactly 8 months

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he literally explains that hes vegan by choice lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cannot wait until news breaks that this guy died from a "random" heart condition or blood issue due to what he is doing to himself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. He's fricking with his body so much, that all the gains he makes from 'slowing' his aging, that he's just going to drop dead.

        Plus, if you're slowing yourself from aging, that means you're slowing all of your cells being active, which basically means death.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not slowing his aging at all. You want to split hairs and be super optimistic - maybe a tiny, tiny bit, like at 0.97x the normal ageing rate PURELY due to his stress-free life and high amount of fruit and vegetables. That's the most optimistic you could say.

          His small doses of anti-diabetic drugs and all that horseshit is for sure harming him a bit but small potatoes in the grand scheme of things. We all face lots of chemicals and inhale stuff that are bad for us every day, you have to frick up pretty bad to actually have a nice day from them. Think of it like taking a panadol every day - bad for you yes, going to cause you to die early no. It's just pussy doses of all this bullshit as a larp that he's doing something and combating aging, they won't do anything to him, homeopathy basically.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Come to think of it though his trt combined with calorie restriction could sure frick him if he gets greedy and wants more muscles and very little fat. That's the realistic way he would go early.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks uncanny, you can tell he does roids too

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lmao its crazy how dogshit this guy looks considering how autistic he is with his longevitymaxxing.
    >Would rather take diet and training advice from Mike O'hearn 100 times out of 100 over this emaciated hypogonadal lesbian wine aunt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      woops forgot to upload pic rel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        looking good for 55yo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2Q1a5CE.jpg

      woops forgot to upload pic rel

      He looks like dog shit, but with weirdly soft skin. What am I feeling here bros...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are u quoting

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fasting + B3 C powder, HIT, dozen eggs + zinc boron
    electrolytes as needed, microneedling, topical caffeine on scalp
    there's your poorgay longevity stack to outlive most ppl you know, enjoy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      also EDTA and maybe other stuff like zeolite, ivermectin, iodine to stop diseases like mercury, aluminum poisoning before it happens (shit's everywhere)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caffeinated scalp
      why though?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        caffeine is a topical DHT blocker, there's shampoos with it as the active ingredient

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the real anti-aging was the frens we made along the way. =)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single person on this picture will be dead by 2025.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The perfect human diet is the following:
    >meat (some)
    >eggs
    >milk
    >grains
    >zero veg
    The mongols did not grow strong eating broccoli

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mongols got instantly defeated the moment they ran into the WHITE MAN

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's balding fast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain the logic behind taking BOTH test and e? If he has a balanced SHBG and aromatase won't they literally just cancel out?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he probably saw some globohomosexual study saying high estrogen in men is healthy

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    longevity maxing makes no sense
    he eats an impractical diet, takes a pharmacy’s worth of supplements, avoids the sun like he owes money, and injects his son’s blood so he can live to the ripe old age of 98? Of course you should live healthy but is it a life worth living turning yourself into a lab rat?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're all lab rats experimenting on ourselves

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like lance henriksen

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gets mogged by people who dont even try smoke drink do whatever lmao dead by next month

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He mogs 99% of vegans.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks healthy. but not young. He definitely looks his age.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of living long if you're not enjoying anything?

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