He's in the best shape of his life
She's fatter than ever
What is Suck going to do about it?
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He's in the best shape of his life. She's fatter than ever. What is Suck going to do about it?
>Millionaires have hot as frick wives
>Billionaires have ugly as frick wives
Of course there are exceptions but I have noticed this phenomenon. It's more likely that the man with a 100 million dollars net worth will have a smocking hot blond supermodel wife than the man with a 45 billion net worth.
Millionaires are also more likely to drive a Ferrari and dress with expensive designer clothes
Ugly men have ugly wives, hot men have hot wives, very ugly men have no wives, money doesn't matter.
Horrible take. If you’re wealthy enough there’s always a girl out there that will suck your dick long enough to get married and take half your money.
Bezos is a billionaire and got himself a bimbo.
She's beat and old and that pussy was abused by her ex nfl player husband
I bet she can suck a walnut through a straw and pinch a stick into pieces sphincter. You won't find a 20yo Stacy that can do that.
She ugly af
Bezos never got to fulfill his bimbo fantasy in the 90s because he got married before he was rich
Someone made a great point on twitter about her. What separates her from all the other prostitutes who flock to men like Bezos is she knew that Bezos wants to FEEL like a billionaire. It's not looks he is after because he's probably already banged every 10 he wants to in america, he doesnt want some dumb 22 year old who'll miss his references or some highclass prostitute who'll quote Goethe, no he wants some party prostitute who'll bang him in space and then do shots with him on the way down.
like many high performing men these days bezos is just a guy who was too timid to do what he really wanted (turn himself into a fratbro with whatever chemicals are necessary) and so went to wall street and made a ton of money instead
the secret is you dont need any fricking money to be a frat bro and yes people will respect you more than a wall st dork with "one bajillion dollars". woman may "like money" but it doesnt make them cum
he married a school teacher who didn’t allow him to have fun with his riches. since the divorce, he’s doing all the freaky billionaire things he’s always wanted to do. let Bezos be
what's wrong with these dudes? they could have the perfect wives or a harem of nymphs but choose this shit, holy frick
youth is wasted on the young, but money seems to be wasted on morons
And yet the hottest women on this earth are getting fricked by 20 year old tall pretty boys with zero money
ugly wife is treasure at home
billionaires transcended the need to prove their status with trophy wives that cause only headaches
finally someone who gets it. When you are a billionaire you are basically an expert decision maker - after a few supermodels you see right through that shit because genes outside of brains don't matter at all to Zuck Types. The whole game of these people on the practical level is to outsmart everyone else - a super model is just another hoe to outsmart and deal with. Not worth it
And they are often comfortable to be at peace with their looksmax equivalent. Bankman fried looks as shit as his GF - match made in heaven
Winner winner chicken dinner.
>smocking hot blonde
When you can have anything, it ceases to be satisfying to obtain it. Cars, women, wine, you name it - once you have the means to obtain 'top of class', then there's really no reason to play that game anymore. Millionaires are still playing that game, hence the Ferrari's & the hot wives.
the smartest men know when to quit the rat race to enjoy life. That's why they become millionaires and get hot women.
Billionaires are also smart, but they are also autist and obsessive.
The meme is real. a local deadbeat who sells weed on the side will have a 10/10 model gf, meanwhile a billionaire will have a fat or troony wife like zuck, bezos, gatea
Your pre-success wife/gf is honestly your only chance at having some sort of normal relationship once you become a millionaire/billionaire. You’ll be dealing with a different type of woman once you hit that level
She needs to stop sucking his Zucker dick, shits full of empty calories.
>Zuck hides the faces of his children when posting them on social media
This should tell you something
Its called privacy, moron
as he said
>dumb fricks
Damn she looks thicc. Im jealous
Billionaires like him have literal dungeons full of e-girl sex slaves. The "wife" is just to make him look like a nice guy in public.
his wife is a man
>I'm eating for two people
Bitch, it's fricking 6lb fetus
data knows how to save his skin with that yeehaw hat
How do i find a loyal gf?
You guys are moronic if you actually think marrying the hottest woman you can afford is a good idea. What a stupid fricking thing to think and entirely misses the point of marriage and family.
Holy frick you morons are stupid.
Theres cute women that are loyal tho
Yeah, but you and I both know zuck isn’t finding one. Bottom line is these guys pick the best option for themselves, and a hot wife would be an absolute moron tier decision for zuck. Marrying a woman based solely off of physical appearance is moron tier in general no matter who you are.
t. have actually dated hot women
Man, he coulda done a hell of a lot better than her.
Yeah no fricking shit she's gained weight, she's popped three kids out of her. She's not even fricking fat. If you want a woman to stay SKINNY they cannot have children.
The entirety of human history proves you wrong, dumbfrick. Women had 10 kids and weren’t that big. She would have been considered a circus freak 100 years ago and she’s not even remotely close to being as fat as many Americans.
Zuckbot met his wife before facebook took off. One of the few wholesome facts about him.
>Zuckbot met his wife before facebook took off. One of the few wholesome facts about him.
It's pretty funny that the writers of The Social Network had to completely invent a whole subplot around him being scorned by a girl in college and then revolve his characters entire motivation around that.
Did the writers just not understand being passionate about a project for its own sake? They think everything is really about social drama?
>Did the writers just not understand being passionate about a project for its own sake?
Bro every college kid on here is completely obsessed with women and the perceived sleights they've received
Look at every board not relationship related (e.g., this board) and look at the conversations happening in this very thread- this is a fitness board, has nothing to do with relationships, and yet here we are, talking about women
The subplot around social drama of a girl is as close to truth as reality
>The subplot around social drama of a girl is as close to truth as reality.
Yeah I think there's a difference between talking about stuff that involves women in a meta sense and being motivated by them. I think we're more doing the former here.
You have to admit it's funny that they made up a whole character and plotline of him being dumped and seething about it when in reality he was already with his wife at that point?
>gf is feminine, demure, loyal, great homemaker, would be great mom
>but she got fat
It honestly kills me. I keep getting asked by everyone I know when I am going to wife her up. But she blew up in weight during covid and our sex life straight up died. I've helped her lose some weight but she still has a super defeatist mindset, blaming some thyroid shit.
Is it super shallow or basic of me to just not want a fat fricking wife? I don't need a supermodel. I just want her to not be fat. I also don't want to ditch her to get some with skinny roastie who sucks everywhere else, which is the vibe I get from male friends still on the dating market. idk what tf to do
Get out there, it’s gonna blow.
damn bro, how fat did she get? or she got bad fat distribution or something?
She’s fat enough to make a killing off onlyfans doing fat fetish content
she isn't like mega obese or anything, but she does have some genuine hormonal shit that causes her to store a lot more fat in her gut area than the average woman, so she has a big belly and fupa, but absolutely no ass to speak of. When she was thinner, it was a cute little but, but the excess weight everywhere but that area just makes it look silly on her body now. The only real plus is she has giant breasts, but they were also plenty big when she was thin so eh.
She wouldn't consider semaglutide?
Like you said if she's great otherwise and the fat is the only drawback I'd be trying to fix it any way before jumping ship.
If you leave her you could find someone else good but it's a gamble.
Tell her you're leaving her if she stays fat, then give her three months to show results. Let her know she's on probation basically
Having a fat gf/wife is horribly embarrassing, make sure she knows that there's a social reason for it too since women are socially motivated
are you me? What do we do
I can tell you one thing. This is an uphill battle. If you'll find any way to motivate her lose some Weight, she'll just blow up the next time some random shit happens. You're on a sinking ship and you're playing the captain who wants to stay there and go down with his wreck.
I've been there and I know that feel. Thankfully my fat b***h cheated on me and broke up so the trash took itself out. When I look back at it, that was a gift from the god. I would probably go down with that ship and frick my life up. Never date a fat chick, your sex life will die pretty quickly. I'm willing to bet that 90% of relationships with fat chicks end up being sexless and the other 10 are as bad as it can get.
>Never date a fat chick, your sex life will die pretty quickly.
This seems to depend.
I dated one girl who got fat and definitely lost interest in sex but I've also had flings and one short term relationship with some girls who were ranging from chubby to fat and had super high sex drives. Also the girls who are really into kinky shit and want to make some sex play a major part of their lives are unfortunately usually fat.
I think fat girls are just one of the two extremes, either a total icebox or a wiener vacuum.
Life is more than being horny.
Your brain is still developing so be careful what you share on social media.
WAGMI.
You really going to spend like a couple hundred billion to get rid of her?