Hey?

Hey IST IST here. I'm a pudgy fuck and I can't fit in my Honda S2000 anymore (basically it's like a less well known Miata for those who don't know.) What are some good cars that can fit someone my size? (pic related is my gut)

>inb4 get a bicycle
I already have one, I just don't feel like riding it all the time.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honda civic 2007.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FWD
      I mean let's be honest, they are not sports cars, they are economy cars with sporty styling and most people just call them hairdressers cars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sporty styling and most people just call them hairdressers cars
        just like the s2000

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          S2000 was a legitimate sports car, like the Miata, just less well known.
          It was the Dreamcast to Sony's PS2

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best car ever

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you look like shit. picrel. so fucking bad.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying a new car
    >not just loosing weight
    i actually hate you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't afford a car?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        losing weight is literally free, just eat less

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But if you can afford to pay, you can have a new car.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you cant afford a gym membership?
        you dont have the self discipline to not be a fat cunt?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey gay, nice tits. When are you due by the way?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fat people always drive compact cars?

    More money for snacks!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop bullying me you bully.
      You probably can't even afford a car, and girls prefer fat guys with cars to fit guy's without cars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girls prefer fat guys with cars to fit guy's without cars
        Girls don’t give a shit unless you have a car with a luxury brand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been Ng fat and having a honda has got me more pussy than you have will ever know, even if most girls think it's a Miata.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Posts off-topic garbage
    >Before anyone can report, it becomes an on-topic /fph/
    What's it like honking a horn with your gut?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's not really off topic, it's a /fit people's cars/ thread -big boy edition

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Posts off-topic garbage
        >Before anyone can report, it becomes an on-topic /fph/
        What's it like honking a horn with your gut?

        Hey gay, nice tits. When are you due by the way?

        S2000 was a legitimate sports car, like the Miata, just less well known.
        It was the Dreamcast to Sony's PS2

        >FWD
        I mean let's be honest, they are not sports cars, they are economy cars with sporty styling and most people just call them hairdressers cars.

        https://i.imgur.com/mVtQcpL.jpg

        honda civic 2007.

        >SuHispaniciously large number of dubs in this thread
        What's going on here?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Booba

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