Hey guys, just turned 18 a week ago. What body parts do I need to work on? Me in the middle.
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Hey guys, just turned 18 a week ago. What body parts do I need to work on? Me in the middle.
Hey guys, just turned 18 a week ago. What body parts do I need to work on? Me in the middle.
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CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
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Its over
All of em
Maybe it’s the shirt, how about now, Boomer?
Why do they ignore the neck?
In Chinese medicine they always say the number of lines on your neck dictates your age. I count 4 thick lines so... 40. Chinks win this round
>can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby
Just use your son's blood
everything else is pretty based, but this part weirds me out. Even if his son doesn't want to do the blood transfusion, he might have to in order to keep his inheritance.
Eat those two females next to you for protein
>dasha
>female
would he look younger with zoomer broccoli hair?
frick off, underage kids aren't allowed to post here
Uh, mods? No way this kid is over 10 years old, look at that youthful smile
> That shirt
It's over.
What the frick is that vampire wearing
his face is too gaunt. If he allowed himself to gain little weight he would maybe look younger in the face.
he's also vegan
would u be your dad's blood boy in order to secure your inheritance?
is it really vegan to get a blood transfusion? humans are animals
"Here's the deal son - you will never have to work a day in your life. I have born you into billions where you can get anything you want and never know sacrifice.
All i ask in return is you give me your blood regularly. If things go to plan this could be for a while"
But he's going to live forever though...
Not unless you catch aids to kill your father
>vegan
he takes 100+ supplements daily including fish oil and collagen
him dressing like that seems so much more sinister than everything else he has going on.
I will admit, he does look younger than 46 in this photo.
Bear with my zoomer lingo here, but those people in this picture lowkey have liminal space easthetic, no cap. Something eerie, like they want to tap into your childhood by looking young and wearing casual clothes and yet theres something off. Unnerving, the women on the right as no emotions, the man in the middle gives you a forced smile, and lastly, the woman on the left is like a lizard-"person" that was asked to smile and act natural. Their weakness is shown to all, and no matter how much money they blow into their necromantic ways(first tought of "lichian" as in like a lich, tried checking if its a real word, but google search gave me some israelite schizo shit >every fricking time) They will never escape their true nature. In short, YWNBAZ
yet another gay with Peter Pan complex who felt ''robbed of his youth'' and will chase it for the rest of his life doing progressively more embarrassing things like trying to pose as a child and spend time with children/teenagers to increase his own self-perception.
This homie is like a few months away from opening another Wonderland...On some ''I'm not fricking the kids, I'm just deep breathing in their young pheromones'' type shit.
Literally me.
Yooooo is that jakenbake
He transformed from a healthy white male into a twenty year old slavic male wtf.
Didn't know Dasha was a pedo.
What a mentally ill toddler hopefully he facces fate of cashapp beta oribtor
>facces fate of cashapp beta oribtor
good morning sirs
I’m not even joking when I say I think he looks good. I think it’s working bros.
What’s a good skincare routine for face?
I love these kinds of gifs they're so cool
It's nice to see lesbian couples adopt these infant babies
What a happy lil guy. Who's the cutest?
You are! Yes you are!
>ISTcels are bullying toddlers
This board is dead, leave that kid alone
How is he dressing? I get wanting to live longer, I want to as well. But holy frick he's trying so hard to be a 16 year old frickboy, this is just sad.
I will unironically try to copy his lifestyle when I'm 30 or so
Why doesn't he just enrich his won blood with oxygene and drink some animal blood. He could also eat bone marrow and rub it on his skin. This would work better than his degenerate hell wienertail.
He doesn’t drink the fricking blood, man. He gets transfusions. He uses his son’s blood because it’s a good genetic match.
You're supposed to be 18+ to post here
Come back in 10 years
Funny how all his best pics showing he de aged are super low res
frick off you are not a day over 16