Hey millennials, why were flat asses so popular in the 2000's?
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Hey millennials, why were flat asses so popular in the 2000's?
Hey millennials, why were flat asses so popular in the 2000's?
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women should be skinny so you can penetrate them to their fulllest and they can do their bulk during their pregnancy and hopefully gain a couple cup sizes
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Lmai tgis homie has a tiny wiener
thin people like other thin people
Because i like my women thin and attractive. Big asses is just an excuse to be fat.
testlet lol
Post body
holy shit millenials are GAY as FRICK
So it's gay to like women who look natural? that fat and big asses ain't natural shit. Sure, some women have a nice ass even though they are thin but a fat ass ain't as nice as a normally big ass. A fat ass is disgusting shit.
Lust for the goyslopsows!
Because skinny women were the standard, just like the standard for zoomers are men dressed as women
Confirmed
that's a dude, right?
The wonders of squats, RDLs, and hip thrusts on women were not understood yet.
>The wonders of squats, RDLs, and hip thrusts on women
more like BBL + butt-forming athleisure pants
That's just the ass equivalent to implants and push-up bras.
Because ((they)) hadn't fully taken over yet and normies still had standards.
Lol, lmao even at everyone ITT trying to mentally Masturbator with forced machismo “MUH TEST” copes. A man likes whatever the frick he wants, shitting on a man for what he finds attractive is what women do, except with women the logic behind it is resource guarding attempts. You’re not gay are you? What does it matter if someone has a different preference? In fact it’s illogical to act like you’re personally affected because a man not liking the same b***hes as you means you have more of your preferred options by definition.
Furthermore, zoomers are coping about shit like
because zoomers entire identity and culture stems from social media rather than being unique and original. They’re just poisoned by media, mainly Black person culture.
Copes like “testlet” or “dicklet” are just mental masturbation aimed at doing the equivalent to a virtue signal but meant to say “look at me I’m Chad” when the ironic reality is that if you’ve ever fricked a b***h with a big ass you’d know any dude could split the cheeks unless he had a micropenis. The copes about test literally derive from the architect meme. The exact thread where that came from was about womens ideal fizeek and how attraction to it is indicative of high test, some anon posted a thick b***h, the claim being high test = attracted to thicker b***hes, and eventually an anon posted a shit brick house fatty as a joke. Whalers with piss low standards who can’t pull a hot b***h ran with that as truth to cope not realizing it was a joke to make fun of them. That is what half of you are doing, you know damn well who those of you are.
Lastly, the perfect ass is shapely, not small, and not gargantuan either. All shapely asses are great. Not all big asses are nice. A shapely small ass BTFO of a saggy BBL or a misshapen almost square shaped ass. A flat ass is equal to a nasty grotesque full diaper looking tier ass. It’s mainly about shape.
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Because some people that control some media outlets liked to push the skinny agenda to make girls try to make themselves unable to carry healthy children full term. Then people started to wake up and like thicker girls. That's when those same media people started to push the word thicc to mean fat and try to push white people to the other extreme where they are once again unable to carry healthy children full term.
Because we like out women like we like our coffee: low calorie
t. 1990
do you know on what day you last pooped into a diaper?
Tall, hot, black? Pumped with my creamer?
cameron diaz, charlie's angels underwear dance.
You posted this like a week ago moron
and you replied to it again so it's clearly a topic you're interested in.
don't tell me: she does it with farm animals...
>tfw used to goon to bestiality hentai
>dumped gallons of my seed to a 3D rendered video of Cammy getting raped by a hung doberman in an alleyway everynight for months straight
>this was the video that made me stop jerking off forever
>have not jerked off in +3 years now
So you gonna post the video or you just going to be a homosexual and brag about how you don't touch your pp anymore?
>a 3D rendered video of Cammy getting raped by a hung doberman in an alleyway everynight for months straight
bruh...
Fellow former zoo gooner here.
I think I know what video you're talking about, but I'm almost certain with was Samus with huge knockers, not Cammy.
Not about to dig up the video though as I'm at work. Seen it years ago so I doubt I could even find it now anyway.
See above.
It's an obscure video made by some obscure 3D hentai artist circa 2018/2019 or so.
>a 3D rendered video of Cammy getting raped by a hung doberman in an alleyway
Sounds hot.
Lame.
Why are there so many zoophiles on IST?
Post body. I'm willing to bet you all are dysgenic incels
As test goes up your tastes…expand
He didn't reply to your topic.
picrel was peak sexuality, Black person asses are gross op.
keyra augustina really does have a timeless ass
literally perfect
if this is gay, then i'm the biggest of the gays
Pre Kardashian effect. They wanted to accelerate miscegenation to get whites to breed with blacks.
CALL ON ME
IM THE SAME BOY I USED TO BE
Because women looked up to fashion models and the fashion industry is run by women and gay men.
Hetero men like ass and breasts not 12 year old boy bodies.
Fat jiggly Black person asses are disgusting. A small, petite, bubble butt is top tier aesthetic.
we all thought these were flat asses and recognized this video in particular was a call back to the flat ass craze of the 80s/90s
we all thought the main girl was hot though
I knew the woman who managed the essex gym where it was filmed, and she was best mates with the main birds sister.
>male zoomers
Skinny anorexyc twinks
>female zoomers
Baboon balloon asses
Zoomers are fricking delusional about beauty, and most important of all, they prefer to have disfunctional bodies as long as they are labelled as "attractive". And dont even get me started on body positivity and landwhaling.
Ice spice is a beauty icon now. Just think about that
I wonder if zoomers obsession with dick sizes is because their women are fat
The fashion was shit, but the bodies were athletic. None of this baboon ass shit, doing twerking.
I want it to go back. Not because I agree but because I want my preferred women to go back to feeling bad about their bodies
>Hey millennials, why were normal asses so popular in the 2000's?
lack of Black folk
ok zoomer
I never liked this song but boy the video...
>Verification not required
Everything was fuxking mega sexy during that period of time
I miss sexy stuff. I was watching Escape from LA and they had whole scenes just to show off women in post apocalyptic bikinis. Now, the women wouldn't be hot, would not be showing any skin, and would be kind of lame.
Yeah everything is puritanical or explicitly porn theres no real eroticism anymore.
What's weird is I am not big on porn because try to hold in my Chi unless I'm sleeping with my wife, but I love attractive women in media and art. I think it's good.
It's fake purity as well. They just androgynize women into being flatties with no ass and man faces while dressing in man clothes as to "desexualize" the women.
Even during puritanical times, women still kept their figure and feminine charm while remaining modest in dress.
Satan is hard at work.
You clearly have not seen a Nicki Minaj or Megan The Cow music videos. Shits softcore porn.
Yeah, but Nicki Minaj is kind of gross / looks like a monster and I've never heard of Megan the Cow. I think morw youthful genuine beauty would be better
The peak was later on in the video when the chubby one is sitting with her jacket open and her chest is heaving like shes having an allergic reaction. Ive never found breathing to be erotic before or since, but man that was hot.
A holdover from the 90s when gay men got to tell people what was hot remember at the time Sarah Jessica Parker was considered a sex symbol despite looking like a horse.
Thankfully Sir Mixalot saved us with his magnum opus Baby got back and we are forever indebted to him.
Because we didn't worship obesity, because obese culture from the southern border hadnt taken over yet.
Then:
Thin body, big boobs, small tight round beautiful ass and thighs.
Now: fat sheboons and sheboon wannabes, plus implants in ass
I hope i cleared it.
The kardasian prostitutes really fricked the woman body standard
This. Tight hard women asses are the human choice. Now dumbfrick zoomers have been gaslit into fetishizing lipodema of the legs and other illnesses
And nice round boobs. Dont forget the boobs
Don't forget that they have no breasts either, just diaper asses.
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Because Black person culture hadn't become pervasive yet
how did we go from that to this?
To this:
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Girls wanted to look like 105lbs coke addicted nepobaby celebrities. Micro mini skirts, booty shorts, and jeans all had super low rises so you wanted to be as thin as possible to avoid muffin top. Belly button piercings were also popular so flat stomach was mandatory. We still bullied fat people as they deserve. This resulted in many girls having no ass and tiny breasts as a natural consequence of having crazy low body fat content.
Shit was so cash.
god I miss cocaine skinny girls in low waisted jeans
I'm forever grateful that I was alive and of sexual maturity for that era. Though, this gym bawd era is pretty cool too. The female rapper ass implant thing, not so much.
Muffin top. Ew
My dick is too small to get past big ass cheeks
Because popular culture was still influenced by white people, unlike now when """urban""" culture has convinced suburban teenagers that fat women are actually attractive.
This is exactly it. No self-respecting white guy prefers asses over breasts
This plus porn wasn’t nearly as pervasive as it is now. Porn emphasizes extreme fetishization
says the homosexual whose generation wants to be a femboy and have "mommy" step on him not to mention going on crusades for hurt fee fees
>put feminizing microplastics absolutely everywhere, detectable in everyone's blood stream
>surge of feminine humans
Because fat asses usually look like cottage cheese / require the woman to be fat. I am grossed out by big asses but that's just me, especially if it looks like the woman is wearing a diaper.
If the ass is going to be bigger it better be an in shape ass, not some fat lardo's butt.
>still getting fooled by ass out, shoulders back pose
This website is 18+
It's not that, it is that is the biggest it should be. Most fat asses are just fat women or Brazilian butt implants.
She can hold on to my penis if you know what I'm saying.
>woah her ass so big
Gorillas dont have disproportionately big asses
Never seen so many men insecure about their preference.
If you like women shaped like 12 year old girls then whatever, but it spills over into cope territory when you can’t stop ranting about blacks and israelites. If blacks all started loving breasts over asses tomorrow what would be your next cope?
Personally, I’m glad skinny girls with no ass isn’t the only body types being pushed by media anymore. They’re still there, and it does nothing for my dick, but it’s nice to see hips thighs and ass being spotlighted more.
>Elaborate word salad to get men to like fat women because obesity levels have gone sky high
There is no benefit of obesity. Fertility drops, all risk mortality rises, and your recovery from injury drops. Terrible for both men and women. Health is king.
>chubby big tit surfer asiatic with a roxy sticker
Holy WOULD
idk why the roxy sticker is such a turn on. Probably some deep seated childhood shit in there. Oh well w/e
>If blacks all started loving breasts over asses tomorrow what would be your next cope?
I'd still tell them to stay away from white women.
>couldn't get the attention of skinny attractive girls in high school
>convinced himself he actually prefers fat women anyway
See also: guys that are into asians
Yeah this is a level of cope I’m not capable of. Keep doing you, though.
>this level of reading comprehension has never been so low
>didn't have a date to prom
Sorry you convinced yourself filipinas are attractive anon
If blacks stopped committing crime and acting like savages, they'd be respected and left alone like every other race. If israelites stopped perpetuating nepotism and manipulating governments/economies for their own selfish needs, they would be respected and left alone like every other race. You are a fricking moron who deals in hypotheticals to support his bullshit insane rhetoric. Kys
Skinny girls are probably higher standards. So that's why you prefer overweight females.
Just jumpin on in to prove his point, huh?
Tf does this even mean?
women are lazy. you typically either get a thin one with a flat ass, or one with a fat ass but in exchange she's fat all over.
and the former is preferable to the latter. thin women who still worked out enough that they have a nice ass are exceedingly rare
>Hey millennials, why were flat asses so popular in the 2000's?
Because we weren't brainwashed with XIX century cottopickers standard of ''beauty''
Black person culture wasn't so popular yet. I blame whiny grunge b***hes for killing metal and rock scene. We only got one decent grunge band - Alice in chains out of it and one good song from Soundgarden - spoonman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItUF6xtttmw
I wish AI girls were real
>why were flat asses so popular in the 2000's?
They weren't. At least not IRL.
There are only two differences between then and now: (1) Social Media (2) Brazilian Butt Lifts.
Thick asses were always popular with normal people but never popular with media. Media always preferred thin with big breasts. Social media (especially instagram and now tiktok) is more democratic meaning asses aren't artificially excluded. Butterfaces like Vida Guerra went viral after inconspicuously appearing in a group Maxim photo because it was a starved market.
BBLs are just a result of female brain damage.
Built for BBC
Built for Big Indian wieners
Built for BWC
Why would you ask milleneals who were like 9 years old at the time this vid came out?
You realize that there are millennials in their 40’s
And 25 percent don't have children, if that gives you an idea of how poorly they were raised / opportunities were for them. Probably the least healthy generation next to zoomers as well.
No I didn't anon, the gaps in age and experience are so wide bros. Why do we keep up with this muh generation boomer scam?
the anti baby pill gave every woman a permanent pregnancy booba and ass so everyone is thick now
All that paid off for the OP. I'm laffin at the hours spent scrubbing through the music video to find the one frame and shot that can even imply those hot b***hes don't have ass.
Truth is guys like small asses cause they can reach the hole better. Reason is they have small dicks
Millenials had better taste than modern homosexual zoomers.
Keyra Augustina and Selina Spice made me an assman for practically all of highschool.
Then I got my first gf who had F cup tiddies and I've been a breastsman ever since.
But man, this brings back memories.
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Something that I think young people don’t really understand is how not fat people used to be. Especially in their youth. It was uncommon to see a fat person growing up, I mean every grade had one or two but nothing like now. Every time I have to go to the middle school (son plays sports) I am blown away how fat everyone is. Shit I had to look up a map from when I graduated. Look at this. I mean I know a lot of it is because of Mexicans but holy shit.
They weren't, JLo asses were all the rage..
You just took a screencap of an opportune moment where they're pulling their pelvises under for some aerobic exercises.
Fat butts and thighs prevent effective non consensual penetration.
Because nig culture didn't take hold yet
I don't know israelite boy.
Is it because you hollywood directors are homosexuals and like woman that resemble little boys?
How are those rape tunnels?
they didn't discover asses until the early 2010s
its funny but in 2000s, you could go for months even years without running into an indian.
Not a millennial but back then we found women attractive, not baboons. Have fun convincing yourselves that fat girls are attractive.
because the country was majority white
Because back then we didn't allow Black folk to dictate our culture. All zoomie responses to this post go straight into the trash.
I imagine the webm of the male birds final, unanswered mating call, but instead it's the last sane woman asking "These pant's don't make my butt look fat, do they?"
Intellectually dishonest thread.
WE HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO GO
lol no frick israelites for pushing ghetto shit on us
They don't make um like they used to 🙁
The millennial mind cannot comprehend architecture