Hiking/camping is the most based form of exercising, prove me wrong

Hiking/camping is the most based form of exercising, prove me wrong
>trains both endurance and strength in a practical way instead of pointless isolation exercises on machines that turn you into a weak muscle b***h who dies in an hour without protein shakes
>outdoors in the nature, fresh air and sunlight, as opposed to a sweaty gym full of homos
>low impact, doesn't destroy your body like lifting
>teaches you valuable survival skills, gathering supplies, cooking, fishing, maintaining a shelter etc while gym only teaches you to suck wiener and be gay
>improves your organizational and leadership skills
>women love it
Literally zero flaws, why are still gymcelling?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Kate Hikes so much bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much though
      like rapey levels?
      she doesn't seem to have much fight in her against a determined sexual predator
      > no gun
      > no hand to hand skills
      it is game over for this lass on a long enough time line
      she's gonna to end up full Petito
      clearly needs to start practicing how to defend against rapists and wild boars, the first is quite easy, the latter takes more effort.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's a piece of art.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro that's literally my avatar and account name lol

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's faster and suits my goals better.
    I'm not an outdoorsy guy. And if I'm outside in the sun all day I'd prefer to be swimming or just lazy in the grass

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only on mountains. Hiking on flat terrain is for morons and trains nothing.

    People who don't live near mountains are lesser humans btw.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lesser human checking in and agreed
      Such is life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alpine master race let's fricking go. What's the pic, Slovenia, Austria?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Austria, on the border between Styria (GOAT) and Lower Austria.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Went hiking for 2 weeks in southern Switzerland this summer was based.

      t. Flatlander

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it's gorgeous there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, and the views are so good it doesnt even feel like cardio

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are goddamn right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Southern Cascades chad checking in.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I would rape her death if I saw her hiking like this. 😐

    Day two of nofap

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's deadlifts and squats that made me a great hiker, akshually

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm liking hiking is actually a fatphobic dog whistle

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go hiking with a woman, they're a meme:

    >get tired more easily
    >generally short, shorter legs, move more slowly, especially when climbing
    >periods attract bears (probably)
    >if they have an accident everyone will assume you killed them

    It's just not worth it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not luring prostitutes to hiking trips to kill them and feed them to your bear bros
      Do you even live?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      attract bears (probably)
      I lost it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically. fell for the hiking girl meme once and only once. b***h begged me to call a TAXI after less than 10 km. the next town was exactly that far away and she knew that. we turned around and I had to listen to b***hing and whining for over 3 hours (she needed a break every 500m) this was when I understood that women are inherently delusional and taking them seriously will always lead to catastrophe.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% of the incel/chud epidemic is caused by a generation of men being bombarded with feminist bullshit, and then ACTUALLY BELIEVING IT.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Lost my girlfriend the minute I tried doing activities with her.

        Completely changed my life when I realized I was dating someone who struggled to bike 5 miles on a paved path around a lake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Lost my girlfriend the minute I tried doing activities with her.

        Completely changed my life when I realized I was dating someone who struggled to bike 5 miles on a paved path around a lake.

        don't date fatties, I've been on 25km (15miles) 1500m (5000ft) ascends with plenty of girls and women in group that handled that without problems

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every girl I've met who was in shape is either married or has a boyfriend.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are full of shit, there are plenty of single girls in hiking, join a club and go with a group

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              he means he's never left his moms basement long enough to get a gf i thibk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >periods attract bears (probably)
      >if they have an accident everyone will assume you killed them
      I laughed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >assume

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only bring them if they already hike regularly independently. There are few women who are actually into it but beware they are usually a little manly too. Also banging on any real backpacking trip isn't as pleasant as you think unless your in town and showered

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick up your knees, if it doesn't you are not hiking seriously

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically got 2x the matches on Hinge when I put hiking and camping as one of my hobbies in my profile.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checked.
    I don’t want to spend gazzilion bucks on gear tho…
    Last time I went “camping” I took with me my small gas station for coffee just so nobody will tell me that I didn’t bring shit and you know all the rest were in the mindset of “I’ll sort it out” same with the tent , searched where I’m gonna sleep at last minute , same with the drives back and forth , ohh I brought a knife tho , flip knife and shit , saved the day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you have exceptionally low IQ

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        More or less and true , true .

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohhh dude you should totally do this in winter. Get in touch with your animal instincts and leave the map behind

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking and mountain biking genuinely are such based frickin cardio. I used to bike 10 miles a day when I was 20 after work because I had nothing to do, shit was so fun stopping and getting on random trails and hopping curbs and all that. Would bike to hiking trails miles away, bike them, then bike back, I'd be so God damn tired after, would have like 30 miles recorded on all trails. Good times.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the soi-est "exercise" in the world

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be climbing

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walking isn't exercise you american.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Mt Olympus from Litochoro
      > 1700m up and 800m down, taking all day to refuge A
      > "not exercise"
      Fat incels need to leave this thread

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"mountain climbing is walking because they both use the legs to do stuff"
        Rangeban all Indian IP addresses

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    snake hands typed this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only blacks use snakes and other "wooly boogers" as an excuse as to why they won't go outside.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you consider standing up and moving your feet to be 'excercise' then maybe its time for you to fricking have a nice day.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking is for NPC couples where the woman is a total prostitute lusting after every chad and her boyfriend a fricking simp. These people also tend to be the most un/fit/, almost like winter sports people but less addicted to alcohol.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a bot? Or are you really that mindbroken?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All women into hiking are shit talking slam pigs. The men are usually overly tough guy closet homosexuals.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >full of homos
    >suck wiener and be gay
    Anon can't even write a few sentences without thinking about conservative men fricking his prostate.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like hiking and climbing because it does not specifically discount fatties but filters them very quickly

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont you run uphill instead?
    too hard?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      trail running is also fun but the best hiking consists of bushwhacking straight up the side of the mountain and scrambling over large rocks, try running that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bushwhacking straight up the side of the mountain
        this , year ago my frend and i hiking up trail and get lost and just decide to go straight up since we know thats where it leads. it was incredible. ive gone on many trails since then but none were as much fun / achievement-feeling as that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no thanks, walking isnt exercise

  21. 8 months ago
    sage

    >pointless isolation

    stopped reading here, sage in all fields kys op

  22. 8 months ago
    IWO thread? IWO thread

    Hiking with is the most based forma of exercise, the feeling of acomplishment is unmatched.
    Nevermind the awkward pose, I was scared shitless.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did some basketballers steal your shoes so they could play half court?

      >"mountain climbing is walking because they both use the legs to do stuff"
      Rangeban all Indian IP addresses

      imagine banning Australians from the internet

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im hiking, camping, fishing and lifting + home exercises. Every single other camper/hiker Ive seen has been either deathly thin or pathetic skinnyfat slouched back morons. Unless you're climbing steep hills and peaks every other day, you are a skinny embarassing most likely foul reeking fruity poofter.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hiking/camping are based
    one of the reasons i’ve been getting fit is to enjoy big hikes more - just did 160km over a week on the trail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >salomoncel
      >bellow ankle shoes
      gtfo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you aware that 99% of people who thru-hike the PCT and AT wear ankle-height trail runners?
        if it’s good enough for people walking 2,700 miles, it’s good enough for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          99% of people are morons, when you sprain your ankle you will get it

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just put a weight vest on and do incline treadmill / stepmaster?
    Don’t get me wrong hiking is nice but who has time to do it enough to get a good workout?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the end goal of life is not to maximize workout efficiency.
      Sometimes it’s nice to go hike a mountain with your bros on the weekend.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why go outside for free when you could buy a bunch of shit and stay inside

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can wear the vest outside. nobody cares.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who do people who go for a longer walk (hike as they usually call it) assume that people who lift weights would absolutely die from walking down a road in the forest? fricking lmao

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hiking is higher impact than lifting anon

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