>hmm yes these short bicep insertions will complement his narrow shoulders well. hypermobile elbows, yes that's perfect, and don't forget the thin wrists.
>and of course, endomorph body type. good luck, 'my son', lmao
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That wasn't God, it was a poor diet in your childhood and lack of exercise
>That wasn't God, it was a poor diet in your childhood and lack of exercise
All those things don't change your bone and muscular structure.
>All those things don't change your bone and muscular structure.
homie...
>t. Smartest blackpiller
But they do, archeologists can tell what some people’s profession was in ancient times based on how their bones developed.
moron
Two kids could have the exact same genetics, and if one of them suffers malnutrition and sedentarism, he will be NOTICEABLY weaker and have a smaller frame
You don't seem to understand how frail and critical are the first years of your life when it comes to development
There’s a giant leap from that to this bullshit:
Literally this. I was homeschooled as a kid. Got to run around and lift things to burn off energy while learning. I have thick bones, broad shoulders, and put on muscle easily. Cramming kids behind a desk is permanently fricking then
>unhealthy childhood doesnt stunt development.
ok
God is Satan. Welcome to Hell.
Based gnostic
>mfw i smoked salvia when i was 18 and met gnostic satan
I just keep getting reborn into this fake samsara filled with npc puppets he makes then have it ripped away just to amuse him. None of you and none of my friends or family are real. They're just npcs he populates this place with like the button eyed people in coroline.
All of these except endomorph are genetic
> you can change muscle insertions and wrist size with diet and exercises
moron
Welcome to epigenetics 101
It's mother nature testing if these genes are worth existing.
No israeli god in the sky.
wouldnt it be crazy, if we all came from the Gods and we created our own character model and chose our stats? pre birth
That must mean that the ugliest people on earth are actually the biggest chads in the god world and that they just wanted to experience being an unfrickable, unlikable moron for once
you know how people sometimes create the goofiest looking video game characters possible for laughs? that's us
why did god make me short, i fricking hate this homosexual, im fricking going to do LS
If reincarnation is real, I dread to think what unspeakable acts manlets must have committed to be deserving of such a fate, truly worse than death. Eternal suffering
It's only bad if you're in a majority white population. Being a 5'6 beaner isn't that bad
I don't care about non whites
>someone used the same fuel (soul) as you, bro, that means you deserve everything that has happened or will happen to you bro
Black person
there is no reincarnation
there is no next ride
>be God
>make it so that women are horrible monsters on the inside
Perhaps my next ride will be based. In the meantime no use cursing fate
>be God
>make it so that men need to lift heavy things and eat nothing but chicken and rice for years so we can have a physique that will make us worth of love in the eyes of women
why??
Have you tried just being 6ft and not hideous?
Have you trying be witty, spontaneous, irrationally confident, and having low inhibition?
Good recipe for mental asylum residence.
>Just be a psychopath bro. Dude just be actually schizophrenic, works every time
Most psychopaths are very successful.
Very zoomzoom reply
None of that was necessary for the ancients, they just worked hard and lived full lives. Most westerners these days just sit in front of plastic glowing boxes all day with little to no physical activity. We suffer from our own poor choices and blame God for it, even though free will and self awareness is what makes us Human.
Our ancestors were also skinnyfat morons and had arranged marriage.
Saars
>chicken and rice for years
imagine thinking steroid diet is applicable to you, a natty dyel
if you weren't born moronic in a third world shithole, what's the point of feeling sorry for yourself? this is still life on ez mode
How long did it take you to hit 1rms that some random blue collar alcoholic hit in 5yrs for reps hitting the gym less than 100x a year?
>I will make this beetle able to lift its bodyweight 100 times
>This human? Barely one pull up
Square cube law unfortunately works against us in this circumstance
Maaaan frick this homie fr fr why he do me dirty like that
>god loves me
>god can do anything
>he wants me to suffer though no way around it
Can't wait to see Godjak posters at the pearly gates and witness how Saint Peter reads their sins out loud before they are sentenced to hell to be raped by the devil forever
>NOOOOOOO how dare you depict my precious goderino
ok gaytheist
oh no he called me gay, guess i have to start believing the life denying low iq doctrine of christ now so im not gay
I'm not an atheist and neither do I love science, better luck next time
Christian God is not real though
is this why he gave me wide hips and woman-tier fat distribution?
I have the same issues, no idea if it's really genetics though.
>that's it, you're going to to the revenge-fantasy torture dimension
>2024
>believing in a israeli storm god and his fan fiction religions
>2024
>believing in veganism, paying taxes and morality just because ... because I say so ok?!
>Can't wait to see Godjak posters at the pearly gates and witness how Saint Peter reads their sins out loud before they are sentenced to hell to be raped by the devil forever
Lmao. Hop on roids boyo
salve boyo.
prostitutemaxxed today, fellow pleb?
No waiting for my viagra and cialis order, i have some pleb bux saved up thoughever
you require these pills for erection? why?
So I can do coke, smoke, and huff poppers and still stay hard. You act like you've never partied
yeah for some reason when I do drugs I don't get horny, much rather frick sober
I'm more of a asian spa happy ending type of guy, paying to put my dick in someone is kinda weird but paying for a damn good full body sensual massage where they keep teasing my wiener the whole time and finish me off feels great, I'm diamonds the whole time
whatever gets you off, you have all the agency
Try a “soapy massage” if you ever get the chance. You’re naked and the naked girls massages you with her body.
It minimizes jestering you walk in with a diamond cutter that never goes away until you coom, no performance anxienty no half boners. If you gonna pay money make it a good experience
yeah I really am thinking about it now
if I were cursed to be inferior no matter what I do then frick it, I may as well use IRL cheat codes to get ahead and close the gap.
>oh no he called me gay, guess i have to start believing the life denying low iq doctrine of christ now so im not gay
Today I learned that /misc/ is gay, non-white, narrow shouldered, with bad biceps insertions.
Good morning sir!
Anyone else believe in God, the resurrection of Christ but not Heaven or Hell?
I believe Adam and Eve were real and God looked like the moggiest looking man (since man in it's supreme form is the most beautiful thing in existence. The eclipse was meh and don't get a single reaction out of me but when I see a good looking guy walk down the street, time literally freezes like I'm chadstruck). Anyways so Goo, the original mogger created Adam and Eve but without the Pituitary gland in a world with zero stress. This made them effectively immortal as they would live like lobsters in that lobsters in a perfect environment cannot die as they only die due to built up stressors over time. In addition, the lack of the pituitary gland would mean they never went through puberty never had cortisol secreted making them immortal children (children of God).
The original sin was "eating the apple", metaphor for sex, causing them to go through puberty releasing cortisol and leaving their perfect world of zero stressors. This condemned Adam and Eve to a life of toil and raising children and being self aware of their bodies (sexuality)
It was only until Jesus, born of a virgin was the first human to discover the secrets of immortality. He looked like an adult man, meaning he must have gone through puberty and this had a pituitary gland. However, interestingly Jesus Christ has no iron in his blood making him able to walk on water. Proof of this is that when his body was pierced by the spear of Longinus, his blood looked like water (no iron). His lack of iron was probably not from diet but rather some genetic mutation relating from being born of a virgin. Christ's agony of the cross somehow shuts down the pituitary gland due to a stress overload and temporarily incapacitated him. However, he was not dead and now due to lacking the gland he is able to heal from his injuries and conquer death
>Boohoohooo everything in life wasn't handed to me on a silver platter I hate you, God!
>I wish I was born as a crippled Pajeet with dwarfism and progeria because suffering is le good!
Stfu homie
stoics are all slave morality cucks
frick it, sometimes I DO want it to be easy. I have to kill myself day in and day out just to not even match a normal man on a bad day because I was born as a turbo manlet wristlet skullcel and throw whatever other meme buzzwords in there you want because I've got it. What the frick is the point? How am I supposed to do good in the world if I was born so weak?
This is whats funny about atheists. God is just reality personified. The complaints for not accepting God/reality is always that reality is incongruent to your expectations and wants. Then this rejection of reality/God gets taken to the extreme and you have people attempting to make humans equal via state totalitarianism and men chopping their dicks off to "become women"
Of all the moronic takes about atheism this one may be the most braindead. The idiots chopping their dicks off were/are christian and are at a minimum spiritual. Tying your specific god to reality and claiming it is the default is a truly dipshit argument.
Post body.
This is the other thing they always do. 90% of them are filled with church trauma and can't help but be impotently enraged at whatever religion they came from. Here's how to look at scripture and mythology, it's just a model. They're like newtons laws, they are not perfect explainations of the universe but they are functional models you can use as tools. The human is an animal that requires story and metaphor to understand the world. Personification of reality is a functional model for the human to come to terms with what has happened, what is happening, and what will happen.
Or you can just lose your mind like sam harris and go completely insane and then gravitate to buddhism anyway.
Assuming all atheists are angry at religion or secretly religious is a trick the fundies have been trying for decades. Just accept that your position is faith based, i.e not grounded in reality and move on.
I'm not in either of your little parties fighting each other. Reread what I wrote 6-8 times. I'm also against israel because they're just a private Rothschild bankerstate.
This is IST, nobody likes Israel here. Although there are some interesting arguments about rights of conquest that could be discussed.
I like how you ignore the core argument every single time.
I'm not reading your shitty essay
People who make memes like this have never read the bible. Its called the Book of Job. Come on.
God didn't dump tons of plastic waste and industrial waste into the oceans