Hope for manlets: I am an inch taller than I was a week ago

Hope for manlets: I am an inch taller than I was a week ago

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That thing just decompress the spine for a while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's temporary and isn't actually making you taller moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If your spine is always decompressed than you are always taller

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its only temporary if he stops

            literally by the end of the day your spine recompresses back to what it was

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Upon recompress, decompress. Problem solved

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm gonna be late for our date tonight babe, I gotta hang upside down in my spine decompression contraption to gain an extra inch of height you won't notice to make up for my lack of personality

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It literally just takes like 90 seconds of dead hanging

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you might as well just wear lifts in your shoes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you do both and now you're 5'3"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're the manlet here bro not me lmao seethe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its only temporary if he stops

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cope. Every morning I hook my legs around my pull-up bar in my room and hang upside down like a vampire for 30 minutes to decompress my spine so I can go from 5’7 to 5’9

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do this and also look at yourself in a mirror and say "grow grow" for optimal growth. Cheers anon WAGMI

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >being proud of this
              manlets never learn

              He isnt lying, spinal decompression is no joke the average person has atrocious posture which can seriously affect height. With persistent decompression and spinal stretching exercises you can unironically add 1 or even two inches to your height depending on your starting posture

              t. was always 5'9 then started doing this and after 3 months am now consistently 5'11

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice bait. At most you can gain 1 or 2 cm, and it isn't permanent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, its called spinal fluid, you are more taller in the mornings when your get out of the bed but not in the afternoon when you have been upright most of the day. That being said this might be good for circulation to your hair if you are dealing with baldness.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >being proud of this
            manlets never learn

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If true that means you have a weak core and bad posture.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather stay short, amazonian fetish is achievable

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'5" and it doesn't make me taller. Feels nice tho.

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