I've been taking horse steroids (Equipoise and Winstrol-V) for a few weeks now and I need some advice. I've noticed sick gains however i've been getting headaches a lot recently and i've been having trouble sleeping due to spinal pain.
I'm wondering if it's just temporary and I should just power through it of if I should go to a hospital.
If you have any kind of experience with horse steroids then give me your input, i'm pretty new to this sort of thing.
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The reason I went for horse steroids is because they're more intense and you can get them for a few rupees on Indiamart.
I don't want to quit if this is just a temporary side effect and i'm just being a pussy because this seems like a good deal.
You injected shit into your body from a site called indiamart?
he's just horsing around.
Hahaha so fricking funny amirite?
Ah ok, makes sense now. Thanks.
Yea, it's a reliable site that has prices you can't get in the west. Besides, almost all pharmaceuticals are made in India anyways so there's no real difference buying it from a middleman vs buying directly from the factory other than the price.
Inb4 some poop joke.
>the factory
you mean some poojeets bathtub?
For 30 cents for enough roids for a horse i'd be willing to take a hit to the quality, luckily I haven't because the Indian pharmaceuticals I get are just as good as any other. At least for me.
>OPs injecting some poojeets bathwater
>wondering why his spine feels funny
Hmmmm.
how many hands tall are you?
Stop making jokes and actually be serious. I'm not a fricking horse and i'm getting tired of that shit now. Do you have any advice on horse roids or not?
>Didn't post hands
Brown hooves typed this
>Do you have any advice on horse roids or not?
Nay.
What do gay horses eat?
HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Calm down Bojack
OP's not a horse, he's a pony.
DO THE NEEDLE SIR
>undecylenate
OP skipped pic rel and just became the horse instead.
>Related category: feng shui tortoise
I shall dub thee roid troony the racehorse saddle up boy we goin to the races, papa needs him a new pair of underwear.
Where did the "roid troony" meme even come from? Also, i'm not a fricking horse.
giddy
up
I'm not a fricking horse you moron.
woahhh nelly doin't get ya tail in a twist now yherr? Now you aint no seabiscuit just yet I give ya that but them there hay is fulla them carburhurrdrates should get ya ship shape in time for the big race.hdxgv4
Frick you, c**t. I'm not a fricking horse.
thas right yous a stallion aintcha but boyitellyahwat this here soundin like a case a the ol consumption best get off that winstrol and get on some wins down the racecourse iffin you want to make a furlong or 2 out that gate i got 6 sixy shiny nickels sayin you get a ribbon on yourself mhmm.
You're making me kinda mad now. I am not a fricking horse, drop that shit.
you askin me to go hed an drop my best prospect for this here kentuckeh derbeh yous best be foolin mesar them there's no way to be speakin to a profeshoenal jockay yessuh you gon take me atop ya all the way to that finish line an then you gon take for a rayyd all the way intuh the sunset, jus youan me partnah whaddya say
Stop. You're genuinely aggravating me now. It's not funny. I am not a horse.
Post hands motherfricker, prove us youre not a horse
well iffin ya had the power of the mind what them fellas in the universitahs call interlect then mayhaps you wouldn't have found yunself in this hayre calamity you have done placed yuself in, now boy you might be actin mighty peculiar don't make me sick them field boys onyanow. You gon race and you gon win me a cup nahyahear? Can I get a yeehaw?
OP's a good racin' buck, he juss needs a bit'a breakin' is all.
Nowah ole OP's a fine buck now, a fine BLACK buck. In fact he's the finest, blackest buck in any county narry of the mason-dixie line.
However sumtimes he'll get bit uppity and ya gotta break him down. " Buck breakin' " we call it..
OP's a fine buck, bred many good chillin I done sold at market for racin' but methink times done to come to break him.
Fetch some rope.
The horse is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a roidtroony, fraud, fake natty, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a horse and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Fricking hell, I swear to god i'm not a fricking horse now fricking stop this now.
Why the long face?
kek
OP juss needs to win the next race and massa'll stop ridin' him as hard n' his spine'll heal up.
>Where did the "roid troony" meme even come from?
gee I dont know, I cant see the connection to trannies taking exogenous hormones because of body dysmorphia
Woah girl *pats side , calm down girl *brushes hair , its okay its okay girl *gives abit of hay to chew, dont you worry girl
*looks around to make sure no one else is present*
You're my special little girl...
*makes way around to her back*
Don't worry, I'll make sure you're taken care of.
*pulls out wiener whilst re-reading the /mlp/ post that """proves""" mare pussy is built for human wiener for the tenth time*
>*pulls out wiener whilst re-reading the /mlp/ post that """proves""" mare pussy is built for human wiener for the tenth time*
What post are you talking about? It sounds based and marepilled
No idea, but I've heard if you go on /mlp/ and start a thread asking "How is horse pussy built for human wiener?" You'll reach the bump limit, with nothing but in-depths posts about it's true.
All I know is one of the talking points is that apparently stallions hurt the mare, because their wieners are too big but human wieners are apparently are the perfect size to give them pleasure.
>but human wieners are apparently are the perfect size to give them pleasure.
I doubt it's even the wiener though, wouldn't it just be the human's crotch rubbing up against the mare's clit that'd get it all giddy? You could achieve the same effect but multiplied with a hitachi wand on maximum over the horse's clit.
Lad we're talking about degens making excuses to frick horses. Don't put much thought into it, just laugh.
really no other animal has the moronic clit placement women do to necessitate something like a wand
>i'm not a fricking horse
That's exactly what a horse would neigh.
I love IST.
>i'm not a fricking horse.
>I'm not a fricking horse
Hooves typed that post.
Here you go boy
If you aren’t a horse, why are you taking horse roids then? You are clearly a horse.
I want to feed you carrots and gently pet your nose
>Also, i'm not a fricking horse.
Shadowfax, the king of all dipshits
How am I a dipshit? Horse steroids are super cheap and readily available unlike dbol and that other shit and it has more of an effect anyways.
My only issues are the headaches and spine pain but other than that it's only been positive for me.
U ever bother wondering what causes the headache and spine pain or do u just dismiss it as "just some side effects"
I assume it has something to do with the horse roids but idk what specifically and if it's just some temp side effects or indicative of an underlying problem. Hence why i'm asking for advice.
>How am I a dipshit?
For buying horse steroids instead of well-researched human steroids to save a few bucks
Lmao equipoise is definitely one of the safest and best steroids out there
this is gonna be a good thread
Do you have any advice to post?
embrace your animal side and go FULL BEAST MODE. Buy gorilla chow, and the side effects will go away.
posted the small pic accidentally
https://mazuri.com/products/maz-growth-repro-primate-bi
Tempted to buy these and try it out for a few months, although I'm curious as to how many biscuits a day I should be eating since it doesn't list calories per biscuit and the anon in the pic says they serve as the base for his nutrition and caloric intake.
lol just seen the comments for this one
My sides are in orbit and my jimmies remain unrustled.
Unironically sounds like a good idea. I've been just eating bags of high protein flour used for baking in addition to my regular diet along with perhaps a few cups of olive oil.
The macros on his gorilla chow are nice.
>when the horse finally gets close enough to read the glue factory sign
Skinwalker nearby. She saved him, good girl.
post body pls I wanna see dem horse gains.
'mirin
This is me a week ago back when I was in England
Looks like someone cut two horses in half and glued them together
Post hooves
Youre not supposed to have people riding on your back, unless youre a horse. Thats probably the cause to your back pain.
What does it feel like when the victim of your bullying doesn't react any more? Do you lose a paycheck or something? Besides the ego hit of being incompetent I mean.
What? Who am I bullying?
>Equipoise
I never knew that that the dude in charge of naming horse steroid products was so witty.
Check this out
https://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm
bad gear contaminated with heavy metals or you've got a blood infection starting because indian shit isn't sterilized. You can refilter it at home yourself though. Go see a doc for blood tests to make sure you don't die of fricking sepsis you dipshit lmao
If thats too hard go to a walk in clinic and say the following "I have had positive exposure to chlamydia and am allergic to azithromycin" and they will give you a systemic antibiotic script, run it til its gone. Stop buying poo gear.
OP i dont know any other way to say this but, you might actually be a horse as the first thing a horse on steroids does is deny being a horse and thats all youve done, seems to be classic case of denial. Youre a horse.
They are only called horse steroids because that's what they were market for. Equipoise and winstrol were first used in humans before they were discontinued. Winstrol is still prescribed for humans in some countries.
There is nothing magical about them and equipoise is one of the weakest steroids.
Tren used to be prescribed to humans up until the 1990s, now it's used in cattle.
>70 replies
>Half of them are just OP samegayging for attention on his shitty fanfic
Kys
>29 posters
>samegayging
Meds, now!
When you do squats, do you do the front legs first or the back ones first?
>spinal pain
have you been letting people ride on your back?
>I've been taking horse steroids
>I'm wondering if it's just temporary and I should just power through it of if I should go to a hospital.
Go. They'll release you when you're in stable condition
DAMMIT CARLOS!
Ah oh no what is happening to meeeee
OP here is it normal if my fingernails are turning dark grey and there are long hair growing from the back of my neck?
Post penis gains
Slap me in the 'cap
>If you have any kind of experience with horse steroids then give me your input
Anon, the reason most people don't have experience using horse steroids is because it is for FRICKING HORSES, but considering the fact that you bought it off a third worlder website I have a feeling your not the sharpest colt in the barnyard.
Also Include me in the screencap.
Hypothetically, can you inject horse steroids into your dick?
It'll fall off nothing can save you.
I don’t know if people in here are uninformed, pretending to be stupid, or actually stupid
Equipoise (boldenone undecyclenate) is one of the most popular steroids, famous Mr Olympias like Jay Cutler used it year round.
Taking equipoise without testosterone results in your body having no estradiol (E2) which is necessary for brain, heart, skin, etc. health and results in lots of side effects. This is why all steroid stacks include some testosterone.
An example EQ stack would be 500mg of testosterone and 600mg of EQ
If I use horse steroids will I grow a big horse wiener?