Horses do not eat meat or lift weights and yet they are some of the most envy inspiring animals in the whole world.

Horses do not eat meat or lift weights and yet they are some of the most envy inspiring animals in the whole world.

>will kill any man in hand to hoof combat
>only animal in the animal kingdom that can outrun a man over extremely long distances
>make women kneel and have sex with them
>better looking than meat eating beta males
>cute, well mannered
>has a 2-3 ft dong

Meanwhile beta male humans are getting mad over their own inadequacies and losing their hair over it. Doing gay stuff like lifting weights with other insecure males and eating processed meats. A horse literally just goes Nay and relaxes in his air of superiority while your girlfriend kneels for him. He doesn't even need to sleep because he is a gigachad chad (horses sleep less than 3 hours per day while standing up) and they enjoy a diet of oats, apples, watermelons, hay, bran, and your girlfriends breasts.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make women kneel and have sex with them
    not asian, black, indian, meditteranean, arab, native american and eskimo women though

    only white b***hes

    • 9 months ago
      The horse diet

      >what was the Arab conquest
      >Genghis Khan

      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        their women didn't frick the horses

        show your face for being so gay and stupid, your great grandmother got fricked by some muslim guys' horse I guarantee it

        my great grandmother is white

        • 9 months ago
          The horse diet

          stop lying you fool, we all know that you are a Black person, and your ancestors definitely fricked the horses.

          >Sacagawea upon seeing the first white man and his horse, she was definitely interested in the horse

          Horses are actually really weak and fragile. They're stronger than humans only by weighing a ton and can be easily injured such that they can't recover and have to be euthanized.

          fake and gay, they only hurt themselves when we run them into the dirt through unnatural treatment. Human athletes frick themselves up all of the time too.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            A human athlete can shatter his leg to pieces and make a full recovery. A horse is fricked.

            • 9 months ago
              The horse diet

              there are at least 100,000 men in the USA alone that have permanent and irreversible brain damage from playing football. They are as good as dead.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. A lame horse will literally just starve. A human can live decades with a literal hole in his head. The fact that those athletes aren't dead is proof of the point.

              • 9 months ago
                The horse diet

                a horse can rape your girlfriend also and she will not say a word

            • 9 months ago
              The horse diet

              a horse can rape another horse and not get arrested, a human will go to prison for 25 years and is as good as dead

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fake and gay
            Tell me what happens when a horse breaks it leg

    • 9 months ago
      The horse diet

      show your face for being so gay and stupid, your great grandmother got fricked by some muslim guys' horse I guarantee it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are mediteranean girls not white

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't ever ask a Black person a question

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only white women
      Well yeah, it's the beastiality that makes it hot.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horses are actually really weak and fragile. They're stronger than humans only by weighing a ton and can be easily injured such that they can't recover and have to be euthanized.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are stronger than horses pound for pound. This is true of most animals. The strength of chimps compared to us is also massively overblown

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HORSED

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dirty shit ridden hoofs typed this

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Horses do not eat meat
    Kek. Someone post that webm of a horse eating the baby chicken that was waddling in front of it.

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