Hot girl located in the gym, how do I proceed
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Hot girl located in the gym, how do I proceed
Hot girl located in the gym, how do I proceed
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just go up to her and say hi saar
THROW THE PLATES AT HER
occasionally steal a glance but avoid talking to her at all costs and daydream about your future together with her
Walk up to her and ask her, " I'm really sorry to bug you but did you find any keys around here? I think I dropped them earlier "
Open your eyes as much as you can and scream "HAMANA HAMANA GIGGITY GIGITTY". It always works with the ladies
walk up and slap her ass while flexing your pecs. say this verbatum "hey baby, you got a nice pooper on you, wanna see if it works in reverse?" while gesturing towards your dick. you should have a visible erection at this point.
>"It's time"
"Hey, are you working out?"
Smooth
Lady-killer
>y-you too
>be me
>be at the gym
>see gorl doing pull downs next to me
>me: “hey…”
>gorl: *removes earbuds and looks over*
>me: “You work out?”
>gorl: *puts earbuds back in*
>*does 2 more reps*
>* stops and turns back to me*
> “no, it’s an indoor gym.”
>"no, it's an indoor gym."
jej
walk up behind her on all fours and stick your nose in her butt/bagina area like a dog
that is how you introduce yourself
Hi... Why are you here?
Underrated
Ask her to spot you while benching
stand very close to her and then when she gets up dive directly on the machine and loudly sniff the seat and then scream I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME AAAAAA
you walk up and say "hey do you like fitness?" she'll inevitably say yes and you say "how about fitness dick in your mouth?"
The same thing happened to me today. You need to glance at her from time until you make eye contact. Then smile. If she smiles back, go talk to her
Ask her if she is up for a breeding session
ayo lil bby lemme holla at you real quick
>feeling IST ?
Checked and kek’ed, op you must do this, just imagine if she replies correctly
>Hot girl located in the gym, how do I proceed
Go home
>Go home
that's the joke, he's at home already
Rape her
Never make eye contact or acknowledge her existence. Women are used to getting a lot of attention so if you ignore her it'll drive her crazy and she'll vie for your attention. Trust me it works every time.
Bro do they really know this frick frick
Mate, you'll be surprised by the things hoes are good at. They have an innate sixth sense about those things. However, forced behavior like that in that pic are easy to tell. I can sniff out the incels and virgins at my gym.
outsmell everyone else in the gym (by volume)
ask her if she brought her rap whistle
I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin.
I didn't reciprocate on multiple flirtatious interactions because I'm not comfortable with my body due to being overweight and I never feel good enough. Decent face (but fat), tall (6'1 or so) and I'm white with blond hair + pretty decent frame(shoulders wise) with a deep voice. I'm 280 lbs, I went down to 215 or so at one point in the past and I never thought I was attractive enough to reciprocate flirtation/sexual advances. I imagine every woman is already taken with a man who is in better shape than me or better looking. It seems impossible for a woman to find me attractive unless I'm completely lean.
I used to be close to 500 lbs and somehow I don't have much loose skin besides under my upper arms + between thighs + a bit at the lower stomach area. I plan on getting so lean (<15% bodyfat) that I can see abs in the mirror anytime I want so I can confirm I'm always lean in my brain so I can possibly start trying to get with women.
It's actually over and I feel like an hero'ing the thinner I get because I get more attention from females yet my brain doesn't allow me to reciprocate until I'm not fat. Even if I lost the weight (which I did before), I find something else wrong with me that doesn't "allow" me to flirt with women. My entire life consists of self improvement at this point with no clear goal or end.
My brain won't allow me to seek out women for the prospects of sex or even speak to them in any fashion other than simply "what's up" and "see ya" until I'm essentially top 10% of male bodies. There's no in-between.
I actively avoid making eye contact with women while my head is still held high and snubbing them on purpose if they try to make eye contact because I can't get myself to interact with them until I'm completely in shape.
It's over.
Imagine being this perfect and wasting your time on this laosian spider silk milking forum. I am a 5’9” balding indian and I would literally kill to be you. Count your blessings and go apply yourself. You don’t know what being bottom of the barrel really is.
> 5’9”
That's above average in jeetland
But I am not in jeetland. I am in Seattle where even the women are giants.
Kek, I can relate so much to this post its crazy. 25yo 5'6 virgin here, only reason I'm not kissless is because my female cousin kissed me when we were 10yo.
I've had a few girls show interest in me but they weren't my type or I was too shy to proceed with it, I remember this cute blonde girl in 4th grade who wanted me to be her bf but inside my head they were just "trolling" me.
For me, if I'm not in perfect shape, haircut, beard, clothes I get way too anxious when even looking at girls.
If youre 5 6 go for short petite adult women built like anime teens. They actually like manlets.
Give her a smile if you happen to make eye contact, maybe if you're both doing heavy sets just nod to her encouragingly.
Just be nice to people and you will be happy mon chud
Sucker punch to the chin. Drag her into the bathroom and do the needful, sir.
HEY BAYBEE WANNA FRICK
"Hey, are Monica? [made up name] long time no see!"
>"Hey, are Monica? [made up name] long time no see!"
>No I'm not...
>"Uh uh uh uh... Y-you too"
>*leaves doing the virgin stride
Yeah, tell 'em Casanova...
in all honestly why talk to women in the gym, it seems to me like the harshest envirnonment at least for a cold approach, diff if you know her allready.
go to a nightclub
t. actually talks to women
What is a cold approach
t. aspiring wizard
You see pretty girl stranger, you go up to her and shoot your shot
...That has an specific term? I thought it was just what you were supposed to do
I'd shoot my shot on her if you catch my drift
>well hello beautiful
proceed to go ask this question on /soc/ or /LULZ/
impress her by sucking your own dick while standing
Stand behind her uncomfortably close
Shoot her
GET HER ANON HURRY GET HER
Take machine/bench/whatever next to her, then ask her if that machine is based or cringe
“Hey wassup, you look like a c4 plastic explosive because baby you are banging haha. Here’s my digits I’ll answer if I feel like it”
Just invite her to your house Sir.
life is a woman frick hole?
Eyyy girl. The West has fallen but I have fallen in love for you as well.
>"Hey I've been seeing you around quite a bit, are you single?"
Throw a 40 lbs dumbell behind her on the floor and tell her:
>Sorry, you dropped something?