Hot shower bros we keep winning

Hot shower bro’s we keep winning

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been doing the wim hof method and cold showers and the cold showers feel so miserable at times. It’s difficult to have a cold shower before work in the morning.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof that cold showers are demonic and masochistic

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont shower no thank u

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat depressed virgin brags how that they NEED hot showers to accommodate their love starved brain
    So-called cold showers are the same temperatures of the lakes and rivers our ancestors bathed in, just stop being such a pussy. Also looking into winning a girls love for that oxytocin thing buddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cold shower user
      >Hateful and seething post
      As always

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody bathed in ice cold water dip shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the lakes and rivers our ancestors bathed in,
      Our ancestors are black africans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot water cleans out pores, so I use it when I am brushing my body for exfoliating purposes. It's simply mechanically more efficient I don't get the hate for it. Then I turn the water off, apply the moisturizer, then turn the water back on accept I turn the heat down too cold because that has the opposite effect of the hot water.
      >Also looking into winning a girls love for that oxytocin thing buddy
      Kek unironically bragging about emotional dependency

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >our ancestors
      What is it with muh ancestor posting? They were peasants and other irrelevant people, nothing they did was notable.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he listens to garden gnomegle
    very nice thread rabbi, hope you have a happy hanukkah

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nooo but what about the spartan cold baths where i larp as a warrior from antiquity as i sit in a cold ice bath post workout

    This same motherfucker probably thinks he could take a time machine to the ancient past and beat the ancients asses cause they know jujitsu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he’s into Spartans he’s definitely going to beat some ass, and get his ass beaten as well if you know what I mean

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know what also release oxytocin? Porn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't that release dopamine?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you, shlomo goldstein

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, age 18
    >come on fit for the first time
    > read about cold showers and all the benefits
    >switch to cold showers

    >be now, 25
    >I still take cold showers
    >I am now basically allergic to hot water. If it gets on me I get this disgusting dry feeling that lasts for hours
    >unable to wash my face or shower with my qt
    Idk why I keep doing it. It’s just habit now

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the shower hot and finish with the shower cold. It really is that simple.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cold shower is proven to raise cortisol and can cause cardiovascular events (not memeing). basically you're asking to give yourself more physical stress and acne, not a good idea

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a good idea
      Up yours moron, anything that doesn't kill me makes me stronger (and if it kills me it's not my problem anymore)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anything that doesn't kill me makes me stronger
        don't mind if i surgically remove your limbs then.

  11. 5 months ago
    Himbo Chad

    cold in the morning before work and after gym, hot at night before bed
    simple as

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek at all the retards making their body more stressed and age faster for no reason
    while i age gracefully and beautifully in my warm shower

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice one flower boy, what's your morning routine? What mascara do you use before bed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What mascara do you use before bed?
        This is how I knew anon was a virgin that’s never spent any time around women

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can I spend my time around your shiny graceful beautiful butt instead?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all I needed was motherly affection when I was a developing infant was it that much to ask for

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 hot showers a day to replace what I got upon waking up from my loving gf
    >I'm still not happy though

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we have room temperature showers and all get along

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Step out of hot shower as steam escapes
    >Pretend I’m a lab specimen coming out of tank

    Does anyone else do this?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you cunts really overthink showers this much?
    I just make sure I don't smell.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to take cold showers but then I would smell really bad later in the day. I think it’s because the cold water kept my skin pores closed which trapped in the sweat and stank

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just start off hot and then finish on cold, best of both worlds

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the way
      Start off hot to relax, open up your pores to get dirt out better and because it seems to be better for lethering up/rinsing off your soap/shampoo
      End cold to close pores again, invigorate, build discipline, suprise the next user of the shower etc.
      Pat or air dry because it's also better for skin

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