Seriously. I wouldn't go to any other board about this because this seems to be the one place that seems to have a semblance of moderate honesty. Anyway how the frick are you guys fricking everyday or constantly? How are you going about meeting people, and where do you meet them? And no I'm not taking muh dating apps for an answer.
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Nobody here has sex.
>Nobody here has sex.
project more gay
I have a job. I don't play video games. I don't watch anime. I don't stay up late. I regularly go out with friends. I lift and eat better than anyone around me.
Never even kissed
>I'M BORING
ya! y would anyone frick u?
get drunk, jerk off in public, ditch ur friends, eat more, draw furry porn
I was drunk plenty of times. I have multiple different friend groups. I eat good. No I won't draw furry porn
see you're boring as frick
>me do this
>me do that
repulsive to women
autistic
nobody wants to be around u
crawl on the floor and beg for her to spit on u
ok
did u just ok me?
lmaooooo i had my first kiss at 7 bruh how the frick are you guys this autistic?
It is what it is
homie shit you do before tge age of 10 doesn't count.
This. I was sexually abused as a kid but I didn't lift back then so it's not a mire.
I wish it were me.
>lmaooooo i had my first kiss at 7 bruh
Yeah you kissed your uncle you fricking homosexual
Can confirm.
I have so much sex I'm starting to get bored of it
I lost my virginity 1 month ago to a girl off tinder then fricked her again 1 week later. Then told her i don't want to anymore when she asked me to come over, cause i want to get married and start a family.
Even the people on this board who actually have sex don't really have sex.
The best they do is sleep with bargoers or tinder girls.
The above is essentially glorified mutual mastrubation.
the male ego pumps itself pretty hard if they frick strangers regularly and can actually feel them enjoying it
>EVEN THE SEX HAVERS ARE VIRGINS LIKE ME
oh my lol
fpbp you're on IST, idk when everybody started LARPing as chads and virginity became a bad thing but this has always been the case
I use dating apps so I don’t know what you want me to say.
dating apps dont work unless white or rich
If you aren't in the top 30% of men you're a soiboy. Just being lean and muscular puts you in the top 30%. Making 80k+ puts you in the top 20%. Stop being a fricking loser.
Lol making 80k puts you into the food stamps line in cali
I'm middle eastern and poor and it's worked for me 🙂
1.) be masculine
2.) be strong (not lean)
3.) put yourself out there
when you think about women's pussies, keep in mind they need a wiener for it to function properly for pleasure
we can frick banana peels and be relatively happy
they need human wiener to experience what their genitals have to offer
women want to have sex more than you want to have sex with them.
>1.) be masculine
>2.) be strong (not lean)
whatre you nuts
don't fall for the lean meme, women prefer a bit higher % bf if it means more muscle
wait, really?
most of the girls I meet want men with abs.
No, not really. Women prefer lean men, its just fatties coping, dont fall for it bro, they just want to drag you down to their level. One minute you are okay, the next they convinced you to do gomad+ss for those strenght gains and you end up a 20% bf homosexual.
Yes they do. Dumb co worker admitted she watches the movie 300, just for the abs. Don't listen to dumb shit. The more abs you have, the more smiles you get.
>they need human wiener
your moms dog will disagree
Thats only white women
my mom's not white.
>they need a wiener for it to function properly for pleasure
Over half of all women can't evem orgasm from PiV sex. I think they are less dependend on wiener than you think.
Then explain why so many of them spend damn near all of their free time on the hunt for it
Same reason damn near every dude on the internet is thirsty as frick (because sex is more fun than masturbation)
Except most dudes aren't fricking. They're idealized the idea of pussy
>(because sex is more fun than masturbation)
i disagree anon
sex with multiple partners over a period of time is like a mixed bag of tricks. you'll get your hormones fired up, you'll feel "alive"
but ultimately it's not the same as mind sating sex with someone you love and are into.
>ie: monogomous relationship gf/wife etc
Cope
those stats are made by taking seriously what women answers
they're morons, and most guys don't know how to frick
orgasm or not, sex is enjoyable
women experience sex far differently than men
for men it's about getting to the pop
for women it's about just enjoying being there and thatever that entails
>Over half of all women can't evem orgasm from PiV sex
because they date guys with 6in and under wieners
That's because you have to have a DEEP and spiritual connection with a partner to cum from PiV. Emphasis on deep.
How to make a girl cum?
You reach around and jack her off while making sure to hit the prostate.
>verification not required
So while banging her, rub her clit? That's it? I do doggystyle so that's not possible.
>I do doggystyle so that's not possible
You either have short arms or only frick obese women. My girl is overweight and I can still reach her clit from behind.
I mean I would have to reach around through the bottom to rub her clit, it's an uncomfortable position, especially doing doggy when ur supposed to grab her hips and pound her hard asf. Unless I do it in another position but apparently doggystyle is the best position to make a girl cum
Reach around her hip. Just lean forward a bit. Unless you or she has a gut, it's not that hard.
homie ain't no one gonna be banging a girl hard and effective doggystyle while rubbing her clit at thr same time, the force and pressure would be too weak. Sounds like bro science but I'll try it out
I don't know why you keep acting like you know what you're doing if you need to ask IST of all places for advice on making a girl cum. You could also just ask her to rub her clit. Another thing that works for me is grinding the clit with my pelvis in missionary. You also gotta work her up to it though. Starting slow and working up to fairly rough will help her a lot. Just don't go so rough that you're hurting her.
>homie ain't no one gonna be banging a girl hard and effective doggystyle while rubbing her clit at thr same time
Exactly. Don't know what the frick these Fantastic Four stretchy-ass arm tools are talking about.
How its actually done in reality: You have to make side by side a staple. Easy clit access, easy transition to either doggy or missionary. Yes I am highly skilled at this and women love me.
>Yes I am highly skilled at this and women love me
You shouldn't have put that, now no one will believe you. Not bad advice otherwise.
Its legit. I talk alot of shit.
>his girl is overweight
lmao fricking loser
post body
1) and 3) are right, everything else might be the dumbest thing ive ever seen on this board
you're an incel who never hung around women in your life because when you did you couldn't think about them objectively and only got clouded by the prospect of pussy
women hate lean guys
women need wiener more than u need pussy
women hate you.
>women hate lean guys
biggest cope I've ever seen
lean guys look feminine
if your a guy you'll enjoy the look of a lean man more, and women will appreciate it, but they won't be sexually attracted to it
look at gay culture, it's a perfect example of this;
you'll see bears & twinks
rarely, if ever, will you see a couple who is similar built
women are the same fricking way, but they're stupid at articulating this and also have other motivations for getting into a relationship
they want you bigger than them
they want to feel that weight hitting their pussy area when you thrust into them
Fat tard cope.
All the most wanted males of today are basically lean twinks. The fat bears are literally exclusively wanted by gay men, not women. And it was always like that, a tall handsome lean man will be most wanted by a woman.
It's amazing how you guys can look at every male sex icon, listen to what girls say is attractive, etc. and then just wave it away as "they don't know what they want/they're lying" and conclude that it's something based entirely on your weird, second-hand understand of how female attraction works with absolutely no supporting examples
Women want
>abs
>facial aesthetics
Congratulations, you now have an amazing body according to women, no matter your actual mass
Shut the frick up moron. My body count is in the hundreds and I'm a 270lb powerlifter. Women are all fricking lying when they say they want a "lean" guy. Nobody wants a fricking twig, they want a real man with real strength.
Post body fatass.
Post body. Do it. Show us the physique women are lining up for lmao
It's easier for a woman to frick herself with a banana than for a man to frick a banana peel
>a woman's hand can replicate a man's torso in mechanics
ok moron keep me updated
haha no there isn't
if you're under 60 and not fricking daily you're missing out on serious mental health gains
if your girl isn't interest in more sex ur fricking TRASH in bed
>if your girl isn't interest in more sex ur fricking TRASH in bed
even so, i value other things. career, hobbies, so on.. sex isn't that important, particularly if you have easy access to it.
I hate using this word but it's literally the essence of your entire post
cope
if a woman isn't jumping your bones and you're waiting 15 days between sex you're doing something awfully wrong
are you hiring hookers? frick dude
whos waiting? i didn't say i have to wait, perhaps i'm not that interested? if you can step outside your proclivities and perhaps imagine a world where someone has less drive for sexual gratification? or doesn't put so strong a value on it? not everyone is so one dimensional.
>talks proudly about having a sex drive in the gutter
>bro you just gotta respect my life style
homie your health is literally trash and you're a genetic dead end, don't tell ppl ur life is good
ideal health = high sex drive = lots of sex
simple as
my apologies, i thought perhaps i might be speaking to someone capable of reason. GG chimp anon
small wiener cope
if you were good at sex you wouldn't want to go a day without having it
it's like playing an online video game, who wants to turn on a game they get their ass kicked in? they want to DOMINATE, and since u small wiener u cope it down to 'bro ur a chimp'
nah, frick off c**t
Yeah man I completely agree. Its just like if you don't enjoy it when I smash you in the balls with a hammer its because you're just bad at hammerball.
You have problems with your hormones (60yo?)
Literally learning how to eat pussy will make her orgasm more than a dick ever would
>submissive mouth slave
lol
you think she's thinking about you when you're munching on that think which leaks piss, blood, puss and shit 24/7?
ya...
in addition when you force ur wiener down her throat, she's auto-soaking and submitting to the process
when you put your mouth on her shit for any prolonged period of time, you're ruining the mood for her
literally the act of oral sex is submission
Hey man disagree with me all you want I'm just trying to put you on
Of course you're the sexless moron trying to give others advice kam lmao.
is this fricking true?
I literally refuse to lick my gf's pussy and she makes it a big fight everytime because she gives me blowjobs and im thinking to myself that a woman should be submissive in eating your wiener but you shouldn't go downthere like a beta. She is eating pinapples in front of me for this reason but i still don't want to.
I mean you should be giving it a few kisses
it's important to remind her that she's ok and liked by you
sharing bodily fluids is important, kissing genitals is important, it bonds us
but to sit down there for minutes sucking pussy? nah
>giving it a few kisses
only this?
good sex for a woman is the illusion that she doesn't matter and completely expendable
it's all about you
now if that was true u'd pump 3 minutes fast as frick and go lie down
women can frick for hours, so it's in your interest to act like you're enjoying being in her pussy for 30 minutes at least
if you eat her out, you're basically saying 'I don't matter, only you matter" because it stimulates your wiener not one bit
>women can frick for hours, so it's in your interest to act like you're enjoying being in her pussy for 30 minutes at least
You're a fricking moron.
https://voca.ro/1kelkFv15CGF
>posting a vocaroo
lol imagine clicking on that gay shit
>afraid of heading human voice
touch grass and soak sun homie
I never got this mentality. How fricking beta are you people that you think eating a chick out makes you submissive. If you are tall and IST any chick will automatically behave like a puppy around you and occasionally pleasuring them with your mouth makes them like you even more.
>Be good at eating pussy and make her cum multiple times
>She's completely addicted, she'll beg me to do it, I'm the one giving her pleasere when I want
>Waaaaah ur actually the beta reeeee
Guys here are just plain fricking moronic lmao
sounds like beta cope to me
>sounds like beta cope to me
>t has never even kissed a girl
lmao
Yeah these people are just horribly insecure and probably get treated like shit by women and think this kind of behavior makes them alpha. Similar to the guys who are absolute beta pussies all their life and then start hitting their gfs/wives/kids
>t.
further more, pussy eating does nothing for you
you sit there tugging on ur wiener, and she knows that
she wants to be pleasuring YOU
that's how you DOMINATE
it's okay to toss a kiss at her pussy to just remind her that 'ur ok I want u' but you shouldn't be there for long
https://voca.ro/1bykMVw7tLLN
>women want to have sex more than you want to have sex with them.
Haha, speak for yourself.
I am speaking for myself, but also every man
if you get rejected sexually, you can go home toss up some anime & seuxal asmr and cum maybe better than if you fricked a stranger
if a woman gets rejected sexually, she has to seeth for weeks and probably bitter frick someone she's not very attracted to
women risk everything
>if a woman gets rejected sexually
kek
sounds out of this world, I know, but if you're a guy who can get sex from just about anyone, chances are you're going to reject a lot of them
the top 20% is real in sexual attraction regards, most women find men pretty fricking repulsive sexually
Sex is overreated. Pursue other interests
I have a gf. Simple as.
Kys you normalhomosexual
Unironically end your life and go away from this website
Somebody's seething.
based
so much seething itt
He did say to post body. Cmon bro, youre 270lbs, the rest of us are just twinks whom no woman would ever desire.
Bless us with your bloated magnificence.
Not the original anon
lmaooo imagine getting this mad just because a guy said he had a girlfriend
You must get knocked down (rejected), learn to be humility from it and then internalize that it doesn't mean much.
Once you do that, your true personality can be displayed without shame for anyone, including girls.
If your true self is compelling enough (you're attractive to the girl you want), you aren't a swamp monster and you're lucky, then you'll get some b***hes.
However, if you're a shit human, you'll have to appeal to money or looks and only attract bottom of the barrel b***hes or the misguided prostitute princess.
honest advice. reality is just don't be ugly and be unpleasant to be around. even ugly gets b***hes though, definitely think being physical attractive, while important, is massively overplayed and overblown because of the internet (surprise!)
Be a normal gay.
My normie roommate was banging chicks left and right.
It's that sphere of npcs that have sex constantly.
That dude probably banged 12 girls when I only managed 1.
But it's ok, because NPCs have nothing else in life. They occasionally break down after drinking and spill the beans about how fricking horrible everything is
This is a little too true. During the past 5 years I've realized how true the phrase "ignorance is bliss" is in the scope of the normiesphere. Found out way too late how much sex they seem to be having much like OP.
>But it's ok, because NPCs have nothing else in life
What do you else have in life that prevents you from having more sex?
autism
Its more that you find other things to do when you aren't able to have sex.
If we can have sex we do, its how we're wired, but that doesn't therefore mean that sex is always the most fulfilling thing that we could be doing. Why do you think celibacy is a core part of so many doctrines? Its not that not touching pusspuss makes you a genius, its simply that there is only so much time in a day and, furthermore, without the constant reassurance from a willing partner that you are complete and desirable you also feel like you have more to prove - so you are motivated to achieve more, sometimes.
But a man can't CHOOSE not to have sex - its contrary to our essential biology. He must be forced not to have sex. And when he is he gains access to a different - not better - perspective.
sounds like cope that your roommate mogged the frick out of you tbh
>be 10-12% ideally
>be fairly good looking somehow via beardmaxx, longhair, fraudmaxx,etc
>lie about your height and say 6'3" atleast
>learn to take dick pics
>say you are atleast 9 inches
>Swipe right on every prostitute on tinder
>Message every single girl "I have the biggest wiener you've ever seen."
>Show them your member ideally through video and with your face so they know you are absolutely massive
>Proceed to have sex
It's really quite simple, I choose not to because i don't find it enjoyable anymore.
Hmm well I’m 6’5” so it’s pretty easy. I go up to the bar to order drinks then drunk sloots usually approach me. Last weekend my ONS bumped into me at the bar then with slurred speech asked me to look through her purse for her credit card because she couldn’t find it. Sometimes it’s like taking candy from a baby. On slower nights I literally ask a girl what her name is and have normal conversations. If they’re into you they light up and laugh at every banal thing you say. There’s no secret to it. It’s just a meat market.
>People here are having sex daily without being in a relationship
I don't know who gave you this idea
They aren't bro lol
This board has the third highest percentage of straight up delusional larpers on here, behind /misc/ and /x/
I'm married. We have sex about two times per week on average. I wouldn't call that a lot, but it's fine.
But it honestly has nothing to do with being fit.
maybe OP also notices how just from social media (TikTok, IG, Twitter) it also seems like everyone is having sex. seems so easy for many people yet also difficult for a good amount. bumping to find out what's really happening
>Be an x/10.
>Match with other x/10s.
What's the mystery?
>thinking this is how it actually works in real life
It's more like be an x/10, women only match with x+3/10
>Be an x/10.
>Match with (x/2)/10 AT BEST.
>be anything lower than 8/10
>match exclusively with 250 lbs ham beasts and single moms
I'm a relatively IST wagie who sleeps in the living room of someone else's 1BR apartment
Is it over? (in terms of getting laid)
>hey my place is messed up right now, let's go to yours
>in terms of getting laid
Find a bawd. Give her weed. She'll frick in a portapotty
I am IST by normie standards and often complimented on my musculature. I can communicate (barely) and obtain dates with women, but once I get into romantic situations it all falls apart, i make excuses, leave, and never speak to them again. I have only fricked 1 woman (a prostitute) my entire life. I am 26
get drunk and make out, is that so hard? Everything else is autopilot.
The prostitute was a good idea but that should have also fixed your problem, so what the frick man?
wait... you guys are having sex????
I'm in the room when my parents are having sex. Does that count?
The rumours of our sexual prowess have been greatly exaggerated
i used to have sex when i had a car
now i take the bus and live with my mom and havent had any since then
its been about 2 years
I've never had sex in my entire life.
Based lads, same.
>Girl matches with me (That means shes interested)
>I compliment her and play down my own looks to stroke her ego
>Chat about myself a bit and hint that I'm interested in finding a nice girl
>Suggest we get a drink at x location (Check distance on app, correlate with population density/popular location that far away)
>Meet, get her drinks, flash my muscles and shes in bed by 10pm
Wow that is very nice of you anon, caring about her bedtime like that.
>and shes in bed by 10pm
Ok everything else before that I can do, but usually when we're done drinking I have no idea how to ask for sex, like are you saying "Hey mmmm wanna frick?" or what
Lol no. Not the guy you’re replying to, but I have done sex with women off dating apps.
You can’t be direct even though it’s obvious what you mean. You have to have an excuse - any excuse - to go back to your place. It could be “I have to let the dog out” but anything will work.
My go to was always: “So I can’t really stay up that late tonight, but how about one more glass of wine at my house? I have this great Malbec I want to open and sit out on the porch where you can see the stars.”
That makes sense why the frick did I never think of this frick
Hahahahahah how frickin gay.
Welcome to dating women my dude. Sometimes you have to be real frickin gay, unless you’re literally tony soprano
Nice touch. Gotta provide plausible deniability for the chick.
Cringe
You don't ask for sex, its eye contact, complimenting her and asking her about what sort of guys shes into, you close the distance between you until shes too drunk and you're already touching too much or you finish at the bar and ask her to come to your place since its closer (Even if it isnt)
>I have no idea how to ask for sex, like are you saying "Hey mmmm wanna frick?" or what
It's so fricking over anon. I'm sorry
Never had it, never will without paying or traveling to the 3rd world
>traveling to the 3rd world
Too inconvenient atm
>Seriously. I wouldn't go to any other board about this because this seems to be the one place that seems to have a semblance of moderate honesty
Lol
Lmao even.
>How are you going about meeting people, and where do you meet them?
I go outside.
I could flip the question around and ask how are some (most?) of you NOT ever meeting people.
Im not. Been with my gf for 3 years and we have it 1-2 a week.
When you get older and have more responsibility that's enough tbh. Fricking everday is just a pain
That wouldn’t be enough for me and I’m mid 30s. Maybe get your test checked.
>27 yo khv
>aspie, multiple mental disorders
>fat, start lifting, 14kg down getting stronger 14kg more to go
>still have no idea how to talk to women
How does it work? Where do i get help? I have never been confident ever in my life how do i gain confidence bros please help me
Progresive overload.
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I'm 26 and had my first kiss a few days ago. Even more surprising she seemed to really enjoy it and get making out with me to the point where I got bored lol
This but approaching 27.
31 and have only had a cordial hug after a 1st date. I don't even know how to flirt at all.
im 19 its over bros
i have a wife in her 20s who is horny all the time
>all women want lean guys
>cope all women want big guys
>no fatty cope all women want lean guys
>all women
why are incels like this
all women want one thing: a big guy with a big wiener
they play downward if they can't find that, and end up sexually miserable
how good our sex life is dictates the quality of our entire life.
our ENTIRE. life.
yes, all women
and if you're not an incel, your woman hates you sexually and is with you for a companionship relationship; you're a dog
celebrities? status icons? yea ok let's see...
consider this: to become a well like universal celebrity you have to hit attraction to both genders
turns out guys don't care for big boys, because they intimidate them and they don't like watching them as much because they know they're sexually hot as frick
think bbc.
women like to FRICK. most men they have access to are idiots and don't know how to setup for women, so they'll revert to thinking about status, money and whatnot, giving up their pussy's enjoyment
or they'll just go frick a black guy -- that works too
>how good our sex life is dictates the quality of our entire life
craven primate. i have sex roughly every 15 days, there are so many more gratifying things in life than a moist hole.
That "asking for it" should be where "prostitute is" and vice versa.
With that adjustment made, diapason between prostitute and flirty is optimal.
>think bbc
You're a cuck projecting your fantasies, surprised no-one caught that.
black men, on average, are apex sexual units compared to the majority
if you not being honest about it, you're deeply insecure and can't get over it
racism of the blacks stem from their sexual dominance
done
no you don't agree and your follower up was dumb as frick
small wiener is a curse, low t, bad sex drive, no women will ever enjoy being with you... kys and don't reproduce srs
>why are incels like this
Because they are mental. Like, legitimate condition of sociopathy/psychopathy with a good dash of narcissism. You can also see how they commit logical fallacies in their arguments, meaning that they are brainlets too.
You sound like more of a gay than most incels. They aren’t sociopaths or schizophrenics, they are scared morons afraid of rejection. Average incel is as shallow as a kiddie pool.
You're a ugly Seething leftist homosexual, no man uses the word incel as a talking point.
that cannot be real
I don't
join some activity, yoga studio, etc. or hang around the same place at a similar time. library, university, pub etc etc. also, most people end up with someone connected from their social circle. ie a friends gfs friend etc
This works if anon is social. Most groups avoid adding more than 1 moron to their group
I waited for a girl that seemed perfect for me and now I have sex almost every day. You don't need to go through the process of constantly hitting on girls and getting rejected when you know what type of person you're after. It can take years to find them but they're out there. You don't have to settle while you're still young. You should talk to girls and flirt with them, but there's no point in trying to frick someone who's not perfect for you. Having sex frequently with random girls is no achievement and you earn nothing from it. You only waste your time and emotional health.
youre a rare outlier and the vast majority of men will never find this
Umm
I only know it from movies but you sit at a bar, look at hot tipsy female sitting alone, playing with her drink, your eyes meet and then you are in her room, ripping each others clothes off
Normalgays have less sex than you think
When I was a virgin, I used to think they have sex every day. Why else would you have a girl over, right?
Turns out they just enjoy hanging out with people
LOL
women are likely fricking nightly
their entire mental health & stability depends on it
men are the ones who fear sex; insecurity, fear of performance, too small etc.
girls on dates often are the ones to ask guys to come inside for the night and make the first move
guys hate being sexually aggressive
so when a chad comes around, they blow her hair back and she loses her mind over him
Calm down, crazy. I'm talking about people in a relationship
so am I
relationship, no relationship
women are going to frick 24/7 unless they're autistic
I'm sorry that your female family members and other relatives have given you this false idea about women behaviour. Perhaps you would've had a different opinion if you talked to women more often. A great deal of them are prostitutes but there's also many who are good girls. I'm sorry that all your acquaintances were prostitutes.
https://voca.ro/1f1xt4AVS9O5
>that voice rising on "uuuh just because you have a bad performance sexually?!?!?"
This poster is a nu male
>expects mono tone voices to be the standard
ya we got an autistic cannon here
Uhm no sweetie, actually I simply expect people not to turn statements into interrogative sentences???? Because that's tumblr woman behavior???
every time I make it point it's a whole story with dynamic structure in intonation
Except your inflection always rises at the end of a sentence? Because you're a numale? Sorry that you had to learn about your own feminine speech pattern like this?
It's fine though since you won't be able to unhear it now and work on it
bait
no I don't
https://voca.ro/1azudE30MCUu
Frick off morons, you are both so fricking gay nobody cares. You have better things to do with your lives.
It's also in a man's nature to shove stuff up his ass and get a feeling of pleasure because of the anatomy of the male body. Just because it exists in nature, doesn't mean you should be doing it or that it's the right thing to do. Any girl that has sex frequently with different guys is a prostitute. We are talking about the behaviour, not what leads to the behaviour.
>get a feeling of pleasure because of the anatomy of the male body
kek typical homosexual propaganda
Pressing on the prostate squeezes out seminal fluid, same as squeezing tooth pase out of a tube. It's not an orgasm
I'm sorry you're surrounded by prostitutes and they're giving you the wrong idea about how women are. I will not argue with you more.
This pic reminds me that I'm old because there used to be a time you could frick some nicotine addicted high schooler for a couple packs of cigs
The good old times
Gone too soon
Be average or above average looking
If you’re not any of that? Well better get on that grind and start getting rich kid
I used to travel to the Bay Area for work every month or two for 1 to 2 weeks. I had a harem of 8-12 girls at any one time and sometimes would frick a different girl literally every day of my trip. Sometimes would have ffm threesomes and one time even had an fffm foursome.
But it just became too much work. Girls would get a boyfriend or their husband would find out that they’re cheating or just get bored with me so I was constantly having to find new girls. It just got so tiresome that I got bored with it.
Now I just go to a brothel when I need some new pussy.
Post face and body, pajeet.
>Seriously. I wouldn't go to any other board about this because this seems to be the one place that seems to have a semblance of moderate honesty
I’m gonna be honest, I have lots of sex mostly because I am a multi billionaire but somewhat because I have a 14 inch penis and am 6’9. It doesn’t hurt that I am 480lbs lean
what are the chances of a girl getting pregnant when she was in her ovulation day but a condom was used?
asking for a friend
lets hope not, i made the fricking mistake of fricking my ex. should i give her the pill? i checked the condom and they were no holes
lesson learned, never frick an ex unless she's in a serious relationship with a cuckold to raise the baby
ok, unironically now... what are the chances that i knocked her up? i Fricked her 4 times in 2 days but all with a condom and i checked the condom and it never broke.
I didn't want to frick her but she knocked my door 4 times and i was on nofap
Practically 0, don’t sweat it
0.01%
Sex twice a week over 10 years using condoms gives 10% chances of the normal result of sexual intercourse occurs. 1 in 4 women will kill her own child using a doctor.
>1 in 4 women will kill her own child using a doctor.
Based.
>IST
>semblance of moderate honesty
Fkin lmao
I have unironically never been in the position to have sex. It's bizarre to me how for some guys it just happens. Like I'm no bitter ugly incel, I don't fret about it (I did when I was a teenager, but I legit just got over it kek) but it's fascinating. There are guys out there who exist, who attract women, and yadda yadda they are fricking some chick.
In my default mode this simply doesn't happen. I could technically make an excruciating effort to "play the numbers game" and hope some mediocre bawd lets me on top of her, but seriously? That's so undignified.
So yeah idk, funny how life works.
> this seems to be the one place that seems to have a semblance of moderate honesty.
>how the frick are you guys fricking everyday or constantly?
Kek. Thanks for the ab workout and enjoy your you
Some of us actually lift and are fit enough to counteract the autism
you are just not ugly/short
I refuse to believe sex is an actual thing people do
unironically go out of your house and talk with people from work/college/hobby and you'll eventually meet someone
I brought 2 girls home the last week, one i met in the park and we went out, the other a tinder thot, we went to dinner and then home, with both i made out, got them in my bed, sucked their breasts, but they refused my hand advances when trying to grab their pussies, and in the end we didnt banged, clearly im doing something very wrong, any advice? They also never tried to grab my cawk.
>clearly im doing something very wrong, any advice?
I had the same happen, it's because you haven't indicated that you are willing to commit financially
You keep going
And if they ask whether you're somehow in some way mad at them, then no, you're not.
i frick all my female friends and acquaintances. usually i flirt with them a bit in group situations then i get their number and tell them we should hang out just the two of us some time then i frick them, it's not hard.
or just let the tension build up, let them catch you looking at them, or be really bold in making jokes about them or their appearance. make sure they know you want to frick them without saying it. you gotta dance the dance breh
>
based but doesnt this get complicated
no not really, i coom in them till one of us gets bored of it then we end things well and maybe we frick again in future
First based post in this whole thread. This is how it's done
Nice larp incel
I have a girlfriend, and I told her that I need to have sex on a daily-ish frequency.
I've had as good or better pussy than anyone ITT. I've been full volcel now for a year and a half; and nothing you can type on your homosexual keyboard, digitized or physical, can shake my resolve. 2D women do not matter.*
*nor do nD women
I typed the wrong number, guess I won't be having promiscuous sex now, oh no
Being short does not matter much IRL if you're charming and have a warm approach. Hell, even cold approach can work if you're ballsy. Online you can forget it, never download a dating app.
>Being short does not matter much IRL
Stop lying.
You can have the best approach on the entire planet, but if you're also 5'1 you have it way harder
>5'1
no one is under 5'6 in the modern world. im 178cm tho and i have trouble with women because multiple women told me their prefered height is 187cm+.
My ex gf used to call me 'shorty' and 'my small man'
>no one is under 5'6 in the modern world
I'm 165cm, which is 5'5. I tend to be the shortest person in the room but occasionally I'll see a guy shorter than me. Maybe you just live in a country full of giants
how is yuor sex life mate?
I have never had sex and I don't think I ever will. I've never tried actually getting sex though, I'm scared of intimacy.
If you're under 5'6" you may as well be 4'11", accept your cross and bear it. I can't eat most food or I fill the room with farts, we all have our burdens.
I'm single and my 5'5" buddy has a fiancée, who's laughing now? Me, because I'm not marrying a Hispanic anchor baby who loves Dua Lipa.
>How are you guys having so much sex
IST is factually the gayest board on the site, so you have to take into account that most of it is just gay sex. Others are gymcel kissless virgins for the most part
Sex with feminine twin is not gay sex
while this thread's at it, does being short really matter that much as the internet plays it out to be? in terms of courting your friends or girls in your circles
Height is absolutely an important factor and anyone who tells you otherwise is just straight up lying. A 5'6 dude has it way harder than a 6'2 dude.
Having said that, your face is the most important part. face > height > frame, in that order.
not 5'1 but FML. All I can do is hope within my own interactions and such that my height won't get in the way as much as I perceive. all of you with average or more heights have it so good you don't even realize
ya it is
height + bone size
lanklets with thin bones are as unattractive as 5'6 dudes
that's why a lot of dudes hop on roids
built, beefy, strong looking... whatever you can do
when you say face, what you mean to say is masculine face
big bone, thick forehead, strong jaw
you can look like a serial killer and do great, just look manly
shows you got a big dick
Only real advantage being short has that I can think of is that short people look like they have larger dicks
Lmao just from my experience I'm 5'6 but never had much problem with women in real life at all. I've noticed the ones taller than me give less of a shit about it than the 5'4 - lower ones. It wasn't until I saw what the internet said about it that I "learned" it was a problem. I think a lot of guys fall into this trap of reading shit online that fricks them up mentally and giving up hope without even trying as a result.
You are attractive.
haha same thing about the taller girls. I do find it funny that the really short girls seem to be the highest demanding in terms of their height expectations. ex. a 5'2 latina saying she wants someone at the very least 6'4
It's because every girls dream was to be a model when she grew up. (ask them)
The short ones know that they can't do runway cause they're femlets, and biologically, they want the best for their offspring, so they chase taller guys.
Post n count
height doesn't matter. Make sure you have a strong body, big dick, and go for taller girls.
They love it.
anon it can matter on paper but anecdotally speaking I have seen plenty good lucking 6ft+ guys get rejected on the spot and dudes on the shorter end having no problem getting pussy. Sounds cheesy as dogshit but it's a lot about how you carry yourself and work with what you got. Get out there and experience the world for yourself and don't let the internet shape your worldview before you even make a move lol.
Hmmm it’s almost like it’s all about the face
Nice post. homies forget about the influence of style on women, i.e. a necklace, bracelet, pocket square, etc.
I swear to you, ever since I started wearing a couple hairties on my right wrist (since I have long hair), after some autistic analysis, it has DEFINITELY done something for me even if I don't use them to tie my hair back.
Yup. Women notice imperceptible stuff like that. Things we would never think about in a million years.
Of course it matters. Women are not attracted to all men. Being tall is universally considered an attractive feature. But you need to remember that the vast majority of men are unathletic, fat, beta and can't hold a conversation. You need to let go of the idea that you can only ever attract women by being a 10/10 gigachad. Work with what you have, improve what you can and play the hand you were given
Well I had a friend, he was about 5'6". This guy had beautiful long hair, blue/green eyes, ottermode and even better, he was a good guy, very kind and thoughtful and very easy to talk to. He regularly picked up 10/10 girls and had cute girlfriends when not single.
Another friend was 5'4", a former wrestling champ, and was the same. Super kind and sweet, thoughtful and worked hard. This guy was always picking up attractive girls. He wasn't interested in settling down though. He liked thots.
I think that as cliché as it sounds personality is a big factor. It helps to be cute and well built though.
I knew another guy, he was about 5'5". Cute face, good body but totally nuts. He didn't do well. So just don't be ugly or have a complex about your height and you'll be fine.
I'm a 6ft white guy in Latin America
This is going to sound like normie 'put yourself out there' advice - but that's kind of what you have to do. Your sexual viability depends on the context/sphere you exist in.
>2019
Fricked 10 women, because I was a bartender
>2020
Two, had gf
>2022
Three, because I have a normal office job.
I'm essentially the same guy in all three years, but my numbers at least tripled, because of how much I was around women.
For this to apply there are certain criteria to meet re attractiveness and confidence, but I'm not a chad or super handsome.
Ignore anyone who says some variation of 'women want X'. There's 50 million of them; while there are certainly patterns, they're not all the same.
whats the point of you fricking 10 woman, then two and then three ...? if you didn't make a child whats the point?
you might aswel still be virgen. if you don't have kids
Pozz yourself, Arab
I'm married. Contrary to popular belief, married people still have sex as long as they aren't s*y-based cucks.
>everyday
I've yet to go a full 7 days of frick and I'm 31 The only constant in my sex life if any is going out saturday nights and sleeping with strangers. Just make them laugh, get them drunk, frick them raw.
They are lying. Ask them about their penis size next. Or their sexual prowess and how satisfied their partners are. You’ll definitely get 100% honest answers on this anonymous image board. You kids need to learn the rules of the internet, pics or it didn’t happen.
>he wants pics of dudes dicks
Well, for me, I'm not attractive or sexy or smooth.
I don't have a lot going for me.
So for me it's all about lowering my standards.
If I lower my standards enough, someone will want me to frick them.
100% of the time if I want to lower my standards enough, there'll be someone.
The problem is, meaningless sex is actually worse than not having sex at all.
It hurts my soul.
So I guess there's a point beyond which the sex loses all meaning and becomes detrimental, and if I lower my standards enough that that's how the sex would feel, then yeah, I can get plenty of sex.
Hahaha, I am of no help at all in here!
Good thread lads I need some life advice.
I am 20 years old, KV, and live with my parents. I have a very small circle of friends. My friends are just like me, KV, live with parents. I have reached the conclusion, that. to get pussy, you need friends who get pussy. Now I have known these guys all my life and they're good friends, but they can only give me so much (pic related).
I've been out to nightclubs a couple times, but always with the same friends, so by nature we just stick together and never talk to anyone. I'm too self conscious to go out alone, or get on tinder since I live with my parents.
What do I do here? The best thing would be to move into my own place, go out alone and hopefully make a second circle of friends who can actually introduce me to girls (I attended an all boys school, so know literally zero females my age). Sadly though I can't really afford to buy a place, and being a rentoid seems like a waste of money. I am in pretty decent shape and somewhat above average in attractiveness... Just lack any social connections at the moment.
Has anyone got any advice. I feel so stuck in life.
Move out. Renting is completely fine stop listening to shizo /misc/gays. Start new hobbies and pick up any chance for social activities to meet new people and develop social skills.
Remember that just like working out and dieting, social life is also about putting in work and going through with things you don't really feel like in the moment. These things don't just magically fall into your lap without struggle.
Also it sounds like your friends are holding you back. My advice is to pick up some IST hobby. Bouldering, martial arts or whatever suits you. Try to find a new social circle through that. Convince or even insist your friends join you in that hobby and social events.
No need to outright abandon them but at a certain point you can't waste your life away out of loyalty if they don't want to change.
Good luck bro
Rent cuck, kek imagine paying someone to get richer for a box in the sky, kys pathetic loser.
Pussy whipped beta loser hahaha
even that can’t help autism. all my friends started fricking consistently at like 15 or 16 and it has never made any difference to me when i go out with them. i think i just radiate awkward off putting energy amthag every woman within a mile radius can detect
That picture is so fricking gay and I guarantee that guy gets 0 pussy. My girlfriend is cool as frick and I genuinely enjoy hanging out with her more than half my homosexual guy friends. We read the same books, have the same interests, and same sense of humor. The idea that I'm only supposed to view her as a walking useless vegana is peak Manosphere redditor cringe; none of those guys actually get laid, they just read about "game theory" in the hopes they can manipulate some dumb bar regular woman into thinking they're anything more than an effeminate homosexual desperate for female validation.
>My girlfriend is cool as frick and I genuinely enjoy hanging out with her more than half my homosexual guy friends. We read the same books, have the same interests, and same sense of humor.
Do you wear the same dresses too?
Seethe harder incel.
>0 results on reverse image
You can't be serious lmao. Can someone confirm that I'm being trolled?
you're not, and your struggle with women dictate that
no fricking way its real XD
omg u think im too fat??? DX
POST timestamps and I will send you my gf (she is 10/10)
too lazy & I already got enough autistic girls chasing me
My god..
You know if you're too ugly and beta like me, you could always just P4P.
No need to get hung up on the forever a virgin incel route.
Being social is just like going to the gym. You start out small but with persistent practice, you'll get better at it very fast
The key is to keep going at it in the face of defeat
I'm gf's oneitis, she also can't have children, so I just frick her whenever wherever and creampie her without care.
Lmao, literally the same here, are you me anon?
Cum reservoir gf gang
I gf'd a fat, very poor, older woman. Definitely more fun to frick someone attractive but with the gf I get it daily and however I want. Embarrassing to be seen together in public but she takes it up the ass, a lot. All in all it's maybe worth it.
I don't get how you could ever want to spend your life with someone who reminds you of your own shortcoming with every breath they take
p. sure they remind themselves of their own shortcomings with or without the gf. at least sex is involved.
Horny + familiarity are a powerful combo, it's the easy way out. Maybe it'd be different if I had never been with better but it's not too distressing. I have anger and control issues. Punching down feels like the safer option. The hot ones act crazy and always try to start shit. I got this one apologizing for leaving a fork in the sink.
I have a lot of sex because I live with my gf and we're getting married in a few months. Kinda easy at this point. Unironically met her at my mom's bday party. Our moms were friends in college.
Find discord servers of your city/state/college in your area and talk to people on it. You'll make friends you can meet irl. Same thing goes for women. Just remember not to call anyone a homosexual or a Black person, you'll scare them off doing that. keep that shit over here
Have a wife I've been with for 10 years. She's horny, taller than me, and lean.
This might be a novel concept to you guys but literally all you have to do is have empathy and treat women like human beings. Contrary to what incels seethe about, being friends with a woman is THE easiest way to get into her bed.
I've slept with about 70ish women and I would guess only about 10 of those (in 13 years of being sexually active) were from bar/club cold approaches.
The rest was literally just the result of being in social spaces with women and getting to know them outside of an obvious pick-up space.
This makes them far more relaxed because it's not immediately obvious you're already thinking about fricking them (I always plan to very far in advance of course). You just need to engage them over a shared interest, make them laugh, and not be a creep or a misogynist and you're already better than 90% of normies. Be non-threatening, but charming. Flirting and friendly teasing is THE number one ticket to the bedroom, far above being "alpha" or acting like you're better than everyone.
Now unfortunately for you NEETs this does require being in education, employment, or having a hobby that involves other humans. It also requires empathy and the ability to read social cues and well as a sense of humour.
The second best tactic is to find your niche - I'm 5'10 and 75kg ottermode who can even 1/2/3/4plate yet, cant grow a beard but has a full head of hair. I'm also a godless leftwing heathen. So I dress the part with the long hair, Doc Martens, black clothes etc. As a result about 3/4ths of the women I've fricked have been one of two kinds: alt girls and "queer" girls.
Find your aesthetic niche, get a hobby, make friends, invite them to kindly sit on your dick. Easy.
Best advice in the thread probably
While I do agree with your advice, it seems like too much work. I would rather be happy by myself than engage with femoids daily to get that pussy.
Just seems useless if I can get happiness from other places
Yeah I mean no-one's saying you have to have sex. I'm just saying it comes pretty naturally if you pursue it in social settings and you dont treat women as a different species
It's actually insane to see someone normal in these threads that understand basic human connection.
I'm happy to know at least 1 guy knows the full-proof way to get with a girl, and if it doesn't work you know for sure it's a problem with her and not you.
if I had any empathy to spare I wouldn't be climbing the corporate ladder as fast as I am
what would be my niche coked out prostitutes
boiling demin and bangin whoores
kys
>incel tears
you're going to die miserable and spread hate, disassociation and misery in the world all because you couldn't get laid without being a doormat and making people feel guilty for it in the process
death will be ultra painful for you
I'm sorry that you're incapable of recognising any emotions besides indifference and pity, seek therapy or perhaps a constructive outlet for misplaced anger.
https://voca.ro/17O0UgpE45wl
>be a nice guy and guilt women into fricking you
you have no empathy, and any woman you touch wishes she was dead
As a result about 3/4ths of the women I've fricked have been one of two kinds: alt girls and "queer" girls.
In my experience "queer" girls like to be pounded the hardest and like dick the most. It's all a social show for acceptance.
Beta, reddit tier garbage advice. Never listen to simp tier losers like this homosexual, this is what nice guys think how to pull women.
>The rest was literally just the result of being in social spaces with women and getting to know them outside of an obvious pick-up space.
I'll give your results the benefit of the doubt, but what kind of hobbies did you pick up if you have easy access to 70+ women with little enough male competition that you can play the long game without someone else swooping in? Is it a hobby you were already into that just happens to be popular among women, or did you have to force yourself to join something to "meet people"?
I am happy without one.
>inb4 it's not true happiness
I don't care
I dunno, i have lots of cool friends, i lift and i’m over 1/3,5/4/4.5 for reps. I play guitar and make music on fl studio, i go hike and search for stuff with metal detector in places where battles have taken place(even found lots of bullets and old weapons) and i am so phatologic emphatic that i even don’t kill weeds and mosquitoes since i was little. I also breed goldfish, frogs and koy karps in my pond. I also plan to buy a mata mata turtle for my new home( i am rich as frick too) but still khhv at 27. My friend’s gf’s really like me and one even made a drawing of me, i can hold conversation so i am not a full blown autist but still everywhere i go it seems like i’m alone and the only one to see the world with this eyes. Ah and i also played vidya competitively and semi professionally so i could pay my university fee.
Pick one thing and actually get good at it your spread way too thin between too many things it’s very autistic
I might start to compete in powerlifting and change job to PT (i’m cf1 ISSA). Also the 2 songs I published had great succes (still got 19 more already mastered). I don’t like to get hyper specific on 1 thing because i get burnout very quickly and people keep telling me to stop being a perfectionist so maybe after i’ve dealt with my depression and internal turmoils i guess i could go all in on music and lifting even if i’m already elite. The problem is that I can’t relate at all with the world and sometimes i just wish to be just consciousness without body and needs. Thanks for the advice anyway good anon, i’ll try to focus more on 1 thing at a time! Have a rare pepe
you have potential anon. I'd honestly say just expose yourself to more social circles.
im not reading all of the thread, i read like 10 letters and realized its all incels coping, just go out, homie and be yourself. talk to women.
we humans have been bumping uglies for millions of years.
I had sex once and fell asleep while she was riding. Fricking meme
pic related is how it's done morons
This was a good thread, I want to archive it somehow
its easy if you go to parties and drink enough and ask girls a lot of questions about their lives
moronic thread, op is gay.