How can we stop aging?

How can we stop aging?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    time waits fo no man

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sunscreen and tretinoin

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a hedonistic zoom zoom homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Opposite. Sex, drugs, and leisure greatly increase your shelf life as long as you don't overdo it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drugs don't, sex can and leisure if only cuz it lowers cortisol.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By accepting the inevitable and embracing it.
    You can't beat it; so join it.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That homosexual Bryan Johnson has spent millions of dollars on this problem and still looks like a literal ghoul.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare talk shit about The Blueprint

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's also vegan, it was over before it began.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate vegans, I really do, deep in my core. But if you want to decelerate aging, you want to avoid meat. Meat boosts IGF1 which is what is so great about it for putting on muscle, but in terms of slowing the clock, meat is really bad.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vegans are a good thing. It means more meat for me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on this problem
      Male looks are only a problem in gynocentric liberal shitholes lmao.
      You could look like Weinstein and still get a qt virgin wife under Islam. Stay malding stay seething.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nutrition

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    /fast/ figured it out

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jack nichiolson looked good until he got fat at 60 or 65 because he stopped giving a frick, he's not really a good example lol

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best looking older people do regular cardio and eat lots of vegetables

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mechanic who works at my company is like 70 and can't retire and looks better than most of the old people I see. I doubt he does cardio. He's also in the sun every day.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont fap/orgasm (think of your semen as brain fluid), dont drink alcohol (inverted sugar), dont eat eat sugar, dont get angry, sleep. these will give you a good chance at delaying the aging. also, avoiding the mental insanity of the common woman helps.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dont drink alcohol

      imagine not drinking

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to imagine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also never get fat. I've done irreparable damage to myself, shit sucks but I deserve it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you elaborate?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >think of your semen as brain fluid

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks better and more iconic on the right.. also these threads are the worst you anti aging gays are really in for a treat when you realize we all die at the end of the long hellish spiral of aging

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No carbs
    raw food

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody's got their dues in life to pay.
    Sing with me, sing for a year
    Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
    Sing with me, if it's just for today
    Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s for “the” year.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't you sing for a year?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to sing for a whole year or else your dreams won't come true

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're like me and in your late 20s and still look like a teenager then you start developing a schizo belief that you're some kind of immortal being

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in his 20‘s
      Anon, you still ARE a teenager basically. But other than that, very based. Utter delusion is always the answer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, especially since it's getting pretty common seeing people in their late 20's who either don't have their shit together or are in the very early stages of getting back on track in life. I only have 1 friend who's been married for longer than 5 years (31), and even then, him and his wife aren't planning on having kids yet.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Must be huwhitoids. Other races understand the importance of procreation for the survival of their people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in my early 20s balding and have lines across my face, this is some hellish being a teenager

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, if you treat your body bad enough you can absolutely already start declining as a toddler. Not like there is no obese five year olds.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. Accept it with dignity and zeal for enjoying later times of life. Don't be some twink moron who folds like a deck chair over the idea of getting old.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CIRBP and RPA2
    We're still a few years away from obtaining them

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Technology.
    Either fix damage body and its parts accumulate, or by pass them by replacing flesh with something else.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What you want is to stay healthy af. Aging is no issue, it is the health decline that comes with it that is so gross. To be healthy, you have to keep having healthy habits on a daily basis. The basic health habits are good sleep, good nutrition, avoid bad stress, incorporate good stress, get some damn sun and fresh air, have your shit together and move your body.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink heavily.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 day water only fast to REVERSE AGING:

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cant
    Early Or late, they all stoop to fate

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How can we stop aging?
    BAD TAKE, we need to CONTROL aging.
    A baby,humanity would be useless if we were all babies forever right? and its not what we think of optimal age, 1 year,2 ,3,4... we can all agree this aging is good right? so up until your late teens/20s aging is good
    THIS IS WHAT WE NEED, why is aging from 10 years old to 20 years old a huge ascension but aging from lets say 30 to 40yo generally not?
    Something happens around our 20s-30s that aging STOPS BEING GOOD AND BECOMES BAD, we must find what is this and we must question if there is another unexplored stage of aging, what I mean by this is if aging from 10-20 is good what if we could kept aging good? We could become superhuman ,just imagine good aging until your 50s or even more.
    Schizo rambling I know.
    Pic rel is a very superficial example but one of the few celebs who got closer to that ideal aging up until his 40s,pic rel 39yo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, what happens around age 25 is that unhealthy habits start to actually lead to health decline. Before that we have a health reserve from basically just having been born a decade or two ago that buffets shit habits to some degree. The trick is to implement healthy habits as early as possible and keep them up as closely as possible.
      Yeah, i wonder why he ages well. (Connect the dots schizo)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eternal puberty
      You're a maniac

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    be a chad and embrace your older age. embrace hair loss. embrace weakness. age like a fine wine and embrace the ever sooner arrival of death, accept it with grace. it's what separates us from the gods. Nothing has meaning if everything lasts forever. Carpe diem bro

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whaaaaa he's no longer good looking he can not participate in the gynocentric society anymore and get tight pussy
    Embrace Sharia Law and stop giving a frick about looks you zoomer shitter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can not participate in the gynocentric society anymore and get tight pussy
      you think he cant get tight pussy anymore? youre projecting look who that wrinkley goomba frick al pacino just impregnated bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My bad. He can because he's rich and famous. Meanwhile the westoid "man" is scared shitless of becoming ugly.
        Imagine acting like an actual woman and losing your mind over your looks. Only in gynocentric liberal shitholes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but looks is not vain. Humans are attracted to health. Anything that we do not find attractive, we do so because it is not healthy. Wanting to look good is about wanting to be healthy and that is not vain at all because life is nothing without health.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks is for women. You are a literal b***h. Men should only care about their achievements in life. Or at least that's how it was before feminism ruined everything.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Men should only care about their achievements in life.
              t. IT worker

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Money does get you virgin wives yes. Well not in your shithole country.
                You got a problem poorgay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well not in your shithole country
                Your literally a Black person living in a Black person country. So shut up. Nobody cares that you cant get c**ts without some freakish skydaddylaw in place. Also Black personwomen dont count

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it safe to ride like that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He who only concentrates on being impressive in the eyes of a woman will never outgrow the scope of a woman so either get busy achieving or get busy killing yourself (i prefer you choose the latter homosexual)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have outgrown the need for female attention
                t. guy who never got any female attention

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have outgrown the need for female attention
                Ad hominem, strawman, appeal to authority, your argument is insufficient. Please KYS immediately.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better on the right

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the shooped pic of him sitting there with spilled food all over himself smiling like a moron?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's 80% just exercise and keeping your hair. There are guys like Anthony Kiedis who always had all the worst possible habits you can have and still look decent because they were always in shape and never lost hair.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop breathing. Oxygenation is what ages you.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staying lean and keeping your hair

    Everything else is cope

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    avoid the sun, stay clean shaven, use moisturizer, only eat as many calories as you need, don't exercise too much

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way. No way to stop it, no way to slow it down, aging at 0.7 of the normal rate - utter bullshit. What you can do is ensure it doesn't go faster than it's supposed to - by getting good sleep, reasonably good eating, cardio, no drugs/smoking and that sort of thing. When you're 40, you're 40. You don't age so well that it's actually that you're only to where you're only really 35.

    tl;dr: you can accelerate aging but you can't decelerate it.

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