How did cavemen not all die of cancer?

How did cavemen not all die of cancer?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ate meat raw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cooking meat began because some tribes didnt know how to keep their meat, so cooking it coated the spoiling flavour.
        There is nothing wrong with fresh raw meat unless you buy it from walmart which means it comes from a grain fed cow pumped full of hormones

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you on about? Cooking meat makes it more easily digestible allowing for the body to spend less energy digesting while also extracting more nutrients.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it is what I said. Do you believe pasteurised milk is more nutritious than raw milk?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the case of pasteurised milk that's only to extend shelf life. As for what you said about meat, you're correct in saying that doing so also extends shelf life but you're wrong in saying uncooked meat is as good for you as cooked meat.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In the case of pasteurised milk that's only to extend shelf life
                Absolutely false. Read a history of Louis Pasteur.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes. cows shit while they walk, cows walk in shit, cows get shit on their udders. shit inevitably gets in milk.

              cryptosporidiosis is healthy now? weird i missed the memo on that one

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                As far as I know herbivore shit is safe to eat. Of course this would be rancid subhuman behaviour reserved for the barely human Indians. But there is nothing unhealthy about drinking raw milk besides the fact that it has a lot of kcal. A LOT of kcal. Healthy though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But there is nothing unhealthy about drinking raw milk
                Anon, pasteurization was developed because raw milk is an excellent vector for disease.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, that hardly matters if it's not industrially manufactured and transported hundreds of miles, does it?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes. cows shit while they walk, cows walk in shit, cows get shit on their udders. shit inevitably gets in milk.

              cryptosporidiosis is healthy now? weird i missed the memo on that one

              AND before you even spout off
              >muh immune system
              go inhale anthrax spores or smallpox bacterium, lets see how strong your immune system is then

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol pasteurising the milk kills healthy bacteria that helps with absorption
                kys if you think its better than raw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it also kills bacteria that kill you, kys via tainted milk if you think thats better than pasteurized

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok gay, youre probably one of those homosexuals that eats "light" versions of foods

                who gives a shit, food is made to fuel

                >digestion doesnt matter when it comes to fueling

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can digest pasteurized milk just fine, its fuel for the body. drink it or not it doesn't matter, much better options in getting your nutrients and calories. its why we weren't all sitting underneath a cow tit all day

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                go inject yourself with HIV then if you're that much of a bugchaser. medieval thinking ass moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                who gives a shit, food is made to fuel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some tribes
          Tribes of homosexual Erectus? No shit they didn't know how to preserve meat. They were developing language for the first time. Dumb Black person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except they didn't the closest humans came to eat raw meat regularly was back when we were essentially chimps. When we became Savanah dwelling we scavenged and a lot of the meat was closer to jerky since it was the shit other animals didn't want.
      We also ate a shit ton of grains since we lived in large grasslands and it would be moronic to think we didn't adapt to eating the extremely plentiful grass seeds surrounding us.
      No I am sure our primal ancestors demanded to know where their meals were sourced and just didn't eat the extremely plentiful plants and grains.

      And organs were extremely rare because many large predators prioritize the organs so we mostly ate the tough harder to access meat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would they eat grass lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We also ate a shit ton of grains
          stopped reading there

          Yep we just decided one day to eat grains for no reason... gosh you shills are stupid. Go throat a raw liver and leave the rest ofnus alone.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Grains only came by to sustain massive populations. Cavemen mostly ate meat.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Grains were shit until people started agriculture. And for a while they were still shit because selective breeding takes forever. This means they were eating it before there were massive populations to sustain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We also ate a shit ton of grains
        stopped reading there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hominids were humble little scavengers who never ate anything good
        No Black person. No.

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        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, did all of the ancient hominids also have a camera crew equipped with tranquilizer guns in order to scare the lions away whenever they wanted some meat?
          Fricking moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, lions are scared of black people. What's your point?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. Blacks get slaughtered by lions daily in Africa.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do idiots like you explain the hunter gatherer tribes in the modern world that all eat fresh raw meat immediately after making a kill? They also don't eat mainly grains because they don't farm.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Humans were just humble little scavengers which is why they caused a mass extinction

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe they did. why do you think they didnt?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they did. Here's a homonid toe bone with cancer from 1.7 million years ago. OP is a moronic homosexual like usual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >die

        Cave-bro clearly cut that toe off.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        merely a flesh wound

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bible says early humans were living hundreds of years so now you feel pretty dumb, huh

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer can't kill you if you pretend it doesn't exist. They didn't know it existed so it didn't kill them.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything causes cancer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midwit opinion. Corrected: many factors potentiate the risk factor of cancer. Think of it like this: your risk is X * 100 = Y with X being the risk factor and Y your statistical probability to contract cancer before let's say age 60. Now many factors can potentiate this risk factor, like smoking, certain chemicals and very likely more than we don't know the correlation to (yet). Now let's call these factors Z. XZ * 100 = Y' with Y' > Y

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A spear chuck a day

    Keeps the cancer away

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natural lifestyle. Not constantly consuming and breathing in toxic chemicals.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define natural.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill animal, sex with grugina, sleep

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We still do this but the goals have changed. Natural is the current state, everything is natural. That word doesn't mean anything, it's photonics.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a moronic post.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              low energy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/CdSm2Fp.png

                low energy

                >muh ''''''""""noble""""""" savages

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the richest and most 'educated' still do this shit, what's your fetish with posting this over and over?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Help me out here, I'm stupid.
                What is going on in this picture? Is he inserting something in his ass? Is he farting and the other dude is catching it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My outside guess, based entirely on taking archaeology 101 at community college in 2006, is that it's an enema-like procedure. The reclining man has visible ribs and a frown, which to me indicates sickness, and the standing man is using a tool to pour medicine in to his anus.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Natural is what we are evolutionarily adapted to. Modernity has lasted for only a few generations, so we are absolutely not equipped for it on a biological level.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Photonics

            https://i.imgur.com/CdSm2Fp.png

            low energy

            >low energy

            So like infrared or what?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit you're moronic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nature is anything that’s there without humans having put it there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So humans are natural but what they make isn't
          Is what a monkey does unnatural because a monkey did it?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they only lived to like 50 or whatever before cancer happens

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Way less than 50 though, 30 years old or so.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. There are examples of neanderthals altruistically taking care of their old and disabled.
      Even secluded primitive tribes have old people roaming the village.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People weren't meant to live past their 50s. We were made to live fast, reproduce a shit ton of kids, guide them a little ways and let their environment take control, die. Not stick around a play checkers while sitting over a bedpan or stinking up the lines at market checkouts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Expected lifespan was 70 (if childhood mortality was ignored)

      https://i.imgur.com/QAuO7c2.png

      How did cavemen not all die of cancer?

      Elephants in the wild don't get cancer, elphants in captivity constantly die from cancer. What mean?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elephant in the wild do in fact get cancer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      look up life history theory
      fast life history is for Black folk who never had to deal with seasonal weather changes or any sort of long term resource planning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a moronic take that it's not even fricking funny. Childbirth takes a long time and leaves the female unable to move normally for a few day, and a human baby is literally incapable of doing anything by itself, for at least 2 to 3 fricking years. We are far from a species that was meant to have a shit ton of kids in a quick amount of time, since our infants take a very long time to develop and become autonomous .

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gifts of modern technology and medicine have gradually made ups genetically weak and unfit. I wouldn't be surprised if a large percentage of the current population would just die if we suddenly went back to the stone age. I say this admitting this includes me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a burden.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gradually
      It has taken like 100 years to push human violation to the brink of near-constant collapse after the mass availability of antibiotics and other such western medicine.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sabretooth cats, wolves, e.coli infections, childbirth, broken bones, malaria, etc.
    All killed people way before cancer could, some of the lucky ones probably lived long enough to show they tribe their tumors which were probably thought as signs from the old gods.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because meat and grilling doesn't cause cancer. Obesity, lack of sunlight, underutilized immune systems, and ~~*food safe*~~ chemicals do it

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diseases didn’t exist before the agricultural revolution

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking stupid by the way. Your body gets millions of mutated (pre-cancerous) cells a day which get killed by your immune system cells (mostly phagocytes). Cancer is mostly a symptom of a compromised immune system. Now you shouldn't just consume every carcinogen you come across - many are also directly toxic which actually DOES increase your risk of cancer because the toxins kill your immune cells, but many substances like saltpeter are at most minimally cancer producing.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they died of lion eating their face first

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cancer did not exist until it could be identified by modern technical advancements

    How do you even function in everyday life?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat is a higher risk of cancer than eating cooked meat. Also by the time most cancer appears from cooking meat people are in their 60s.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The horrifying answer is that many did, more so during the Erectus era (I forgot what they're classified as now). That's when archaic humans started using fire and many likely did get cancer and die from exposure. Then genes that are more aggressive at killing cancer cells and deleting mutations became more selected for. This is when are brains started getting significantly bigger.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can create
    >little doses
    You gotta live a loong life to get your colon cancer from eating grilled meat and then archeologists won't find your cancer on the fossilized bones.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't live long enough to die from it

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >may

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Died at 23. Literally every other answer is grifting headcanon.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did, they died horrible deaths from cancer after starting to cook meat. Cooking meat is emblematic of the start of the fall of humankind.

    Evolution-deniers don't you think it's awfully conicidental that raw meat, like any other animal other than the autist human, doesn't suffer from any harmful properties yet cooking it can give you cancer? Obviously you can't just swing a chicken off a supermarket shelf and eat it straight because the whole process allows too much time for pathogens to accumulate in the meat.

    Let's not confuse things, I'm not some ketard, I advocate mostly plant-based. However if it's fresh meat you can eat it no problem.

    Also they call diets with high meat as being "paleo", it's not paleo at all. Paleo ate a lot less meat and more fruit and vegetables, the further back you go the more fruit they ate until you reach the apes where it's the vast majority fruit. Fruit is incredibly good for you and better than meat, though meat can be used to complement it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what load of frickin shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just eat it raw right when you kill it
      They're called parasites, and they're a lot worse for you than cooking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fall of mankind
      Basically every notable achievement and all modern brain development after developing opposable thumbs came after cooking meat.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know they didn't? Exposure to carcinogens (aka literally anything and everything) doesn't cause instantaneous life ending cancer lol it's damage that accumulates over decades which in turn result later on in a higher likelihood of cancer than one might otherwise have had. Even shit like smoking cigarettes you'll often get a solid 40 years of doing it before the irreversible consequences hit, and that's a pretty strong carcinogen compared to most other shit.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna enjoy my oats, roast my potatoes and have my steak medium rare and there's nothing you homosexual moronic VIRGINS can say to stop me, simple as.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me your address, ill stop you. What? you wont? thought so pussy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off glowie

        Nobody enjoys oats without adding other shit to it lol

        Yeah. I add pasteurized milk/yogurt with pasteurized honey. Cry more

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you dont like oats, nobody does.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody enjoys oats without adding other shit to it lol

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't live long enough to get cancer. Median life expectancy was 50. And yes, that is when you exclude people who die before 10. With that it's more like 30.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is false. have a nice day for making up shit and posting it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and yes, that is when you exclude people who die before 10
      Why the frick would they be excluded in a life expectancy average you fricking moron?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because infant mortality rate is far higher bringing the entire average way down portraying a wrong image. Idk if there's a cure for moronation pal, sorry

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's not as useful of a number for understanding what would be natrual lifespan of an animal. At least natrual in the sense of without deadly pathogens or accidents. "in the wild" tends to make everything about life expectancy skew towards a lot not making it to adulthood.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all had a glorious morning.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pufa and sugar fuel cancer.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know they didn't?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most science is fraudulent. The problem is worse in "nutrition science" which is a load of industry funded biased surveys. There has never been a single controlled clinical trial that showed any causal relationship between meat and cancer.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t live long enough to get it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than likely some did get cancer quite early on and their genes became selected against.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everythibg gives cancer and prevents it.
    Fried half a kilo of spinach once is equivalent of eating half a kilo of bacon for years.
    The other statement about open flame is just beyond moronation. Who does cook meat in the open flame? Vegans will do dumb shit just to get the desired result of the study.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did cavemen not all die of cancer?
    I heard once that in an old study from about 100 years ago, they did some autopsies and found cancer SCARS inside the corpses.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cold got them instead.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fasting

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did cavemen not all die of cancer?
    They did. What makes you think they died before procreating?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a lot less pollution in the air back then. I would say that they experienced a lot less inflammation in total than us, despite grilling stuff all the time. Plus fruits back then were full of antioxidants, modern fruits in supermarkets are mostly sugary snacks without any worthwhile nutrition. Try home grown tomatoes vs super market ones. Traditional garden tomatoes have this meaty (like actual meat) taste, and are a lot more sour (often that means high antioxidant amount). Supermarket ones are just sugary water inside.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone dies of cancer if you live long enough

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    carcinogens causing cancer in humans is a myth.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are gut bacteria that specifically break down charred meat chemicals

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they died of other shit first

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >may
    Correlation can never prove causation. Therefore cavemen disprove the grilled meats cause cancer hypothesis. Epidemiology is only useful at forming hypotheses, however, if there is no correlation, there is no causation.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are so hellbent on denying it was because of raw animals. Anything to defend their sugar addiction. Hopefully society actually collapses years later so they'll come to find this truth out themselves when the vegetables they're getting from their stores aren't found in nature.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaccines are the true culprit

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you see any cavemen alive today? Exactly.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did cavemen not all die of cancer?
    because most died from something else. Some died from cancer.

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