How did people of yester years get in shape?

How did people of yester years get in shape?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They moved around boulders all day instead of working an office job, ordering mc donalds via Uber and masturbate to porn all day

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrestling, combat training, manual labor

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here we go with these statue gays again.
    These are even worse than moron dick threads.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop projecting your fantasies gay moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally nothing is worse than bbc threads, have a nice day chud

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a sóiboy when it comes to ancient greece and rome and I agree, especially with the fashwave filter.
      >black bar over eyes
      >purple blue 80s palette
      >black sun somewhere in the back
      >"REBEL AGAINST SOME SHIT"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's nice anon sweetie, have you gotten a job yet? Oh you're still unemployed... No I'm not mad son, just... Disappointed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/sqL1UOZ.gif

          Ahhh, you’re the “notice things” guy. Always having a quip loaded and ready to go. Dialog is 75% sarcastic bullshit. You speak just loud enough at public places like theme parks so that people you dont know can hear your “witty observations of condemnation” for the things going on around you. You subconsciously wish they would all turn around and applaud and some group of cuties will say “oh my gooooood i was just thinking the same thing, you are so funny” before cracking her dicky nut open for you to plow somewhere secretive yet mildly risky. You prob drive a subaru or tacoma and are always up someones ass, all the while chawing on about their inability to impress you with their driving.

          >IM SO WELL INFORMED IN AN ALTERNATIVE WAY

          giant preening gay = (You)

          guys this isn't the hyperborea thread I think you made a mistake

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            JUST

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon that's the wrong pic where's the purple david telling me to dominate

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stay alt, Toadie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahhh, you’re the “notice things” guy. Always having a quip loaded and ready to go. Dialog is 75% sarcastic bullshit. You speak just loud enough at public places like theme parks so that people you dont know can hear your “witty observations of condemnation” for the things going on around you. You subconsciously wish they would all turn around and applaud and some group of cuties will say “oh my gooooood i was just thinking the same thing, you are so funny” before cracking her dicky nut open for you to plow somewhere secretive yet mildly risky. You prob drive a subaru or tacoma and are always up someones ass, all the while chawing on about their inability to impress you with their driving.

        >IM SO WELL INFORMED IN AN ALTERNATIVE WAY

        giant preening gay = (You)

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lived it

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not spending their entire lives at a desk from school to work and living as actual human beings.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SS and Keto

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like paleo/med diet, meat was rare back in the day for common folk.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depending of their morphology they would train in different sports like running, wrestling,... Other than that they lifted stones, statues and had some primitive dumbbells. Also being exposed to the sun all day (vitamin D) and eating great food must help.

        >meat was rare back in the day for common folk
        Common folk didn't get their statue and couldn't afford to compete seriously in sports. Like you said they couldn't afford the diet and probably were too tired from their manual labor to train properly.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching the life flow from their enemies throats and GOMAD

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running from dinosaurs

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not saying gay shit like "yesterday years"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's not what he said

      Bless your retarded subhuman heart

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autocorrect got me

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fucked dead animals and churned butter and shit, like God intended

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they derived atoms and built that. let that sink in.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They went indoors only to eat, sleep and fuck.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sculptureshop

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never got out of shape pussy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of being in good shape boils down to being lean.

    In ancient times, there was obviously a lot less processed food and people moved more in general, even ordinary people. Hence why.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole organic foods. Everyday they went outside and exercised. You’re an idiot if you can’t deduce that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The British are retarded, but those quotes are fake.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically farming and or manual labor. 2 out of 5 farmer in my place has that "shredded" look, granted they're not big but still better than your average city slicker. Those who work at the workshop guaranteed to have that big boomer arms too for some reason.
    t. live in a small bumfuck nowhere village in Asia

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